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[PHALLA DEAD] (Robot Phalla) - The Junkyard

The RefereeThe Referee Registered User
edited September 2007 in Critical Failures
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  • The RefereeThe Referee Registered User
    edited September 2007
    The Dead

    In the history of robot fighting, there has never been a time when a dead robot didn't come back to life and cause trouble for those still alive. Fortunately for you, this is no different.


    Every night you must !vote to return a player to life. The highest 3 players on the voting will be returned to life for one day, after which they are taken back to the Junkyard.


    Robot Fighters and Syndicate Champions may not be returned to life.

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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Man, and I died loaded, too. Motherfuckers.

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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Man, I don't know why I play with you guys. None of you appreciate my genius, or my artwork.

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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    EPIC DUMP 56K NO
    VOTE DETHKOK FOR MC, A KOK YOU CAN TRUST TO ROCK
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    STAND AGAINST ME AND YOU TOO, WILL FEAR MY MIGHT
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    NO QUARTER, VOTE DETHKOK TODAY
    This is ROBOT fighting, I'm sure you meant oil, and possibly coolant, right?
    CLEARLY YOUR PUNY CPU CANNOT PROCESS WHAT I AM SAYING. I AM PROMISING TO SPILL BLOOD, AND THAT IS WHAT I MEAN!
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    Man, I wish I had photoshop skilz.

    I could finally find a use for all of those pictures from last year's christmas party.
    PUNY BAGGINS, YOU NEED NEITHER PHOTOSHOP, NOR SKILLZ, ONLY DETERMINATION.
    YOU ARE THE LITTLE ROBOT THAT COULD, BAGGINS.
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    Squashua wrote: »
    A New Challenger Appears!

    Squasha for MC!
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    DUN DUN DUN

    DID YOU GET THAT HORRIBLE MS PAINT JOB I SENT YA?

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    Aldo wrote: »
    Marx, those MS Paint edits are getting old fast. >_<
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    YOU ARE JUST ANGRY BECAUSE I TOTALLY SNIFFED YOU OUT IN THAT OTHER PHALLA BEEP BEEP IMMA JEEP
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    SALAD LACKS ORIGINALITY
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    And with this, I am finished...for now!
    I AM NOT
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    ZOTBOT CANNOT BE TRUSTED WITH THE RESPONSIBILITIES OF MC, HE WOULD DOOM US ALL
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    UNCANNY
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    I DID, BUT WHEN I POSTED IT BEFORE I HADN'T PUT THE HEADS ON.
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    BRILLIANT!
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    VOTE THE STAINLESS STEEL TITAN, DETHKOK
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    If you haven't figured it out yet, I only have MS-Paint.

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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    My only regret is that I can no longer work towards forcing everyone to acknowledge that the green robot's name is George Forebot.

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    EDIT: De-limed the name as it's not a vote

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    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • ZerinanZerinan Registered User
    edited September 2007
    George Forebot kicked ass! I mean, 27 rounds! That is just awesome, and I'm very glad I went all in before the robot fucking Toaster killed me.

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  • McKidMcKid Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    George Forebot kicked ass!

    But, but, he also killed me. I mean, why would you kill a newbie on day 1 ? Aren't all first day kills supposed to be grudge kills ?
    None of you appreciate my genius, or my artwork.

    I do. Really.

    McKid on
  • The RefereeThe Referee Registered User
    edited September 2007
    updated

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  • McKidMcKid Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I'll !disrupt George Forebot

    Payback time

    McKid on
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Disrupt the shit out of the Deus Ex Machine

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  • ZerinanZerinan Registered User
    edited September 2007
    Disrupt Vegetable Violator, because that is just wrong! Plain wrong. Plus if it helps the George Forebot win, that is also good. Sadly it doesn't help in the special round... Just incase you didn't already know my favorite robot! I've made a scrap book with pictures of it, and old parts that it broke in fights! I've been to everyone of his fights, but nooo, they decide to throw me out of the stadium! Just because I got naked and painted myself green. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT?! They obviously wanted to ruin the George Forebot by taking out his best fan.

    Zerinan on
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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Disrupt Vegetable Violator, because grilling meat > molesting greens.

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Fine, disrupt the Vegetable Violator! What do I care, huh?

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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    which bastard raised Damnedlibrarian and not me? What has DamnedLibrarian done for anyone, huh? Huh?

    ps: I hate you new dead people, you all suck

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  • The RefereeThe Referee Registered User
    edited September 2007
    There will be no changes to the Dead Thread today. Vegetable Violator was disrupted.

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Fuck you PRETENTIOUS.

    I rule and you know it.

    I say !disrupt A Toaster because he killed me, that son of a bitch,

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Oh

    There is an afterlife.



    Well that answers that.

    I see fruit fucker managed to kill me even gimped.



    I respect that.

    !disrupt The Deus Ex Machine

    He thinks his name is clever but it is not.

    Seriously on
  • telcustelcus Registered User
    edited September 2007
    !Also disrupt Deus Ex Machine for killing me so harshly.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Haha yes

    LET US USE OUR DEAD PERSON POWERS TO SHOW HIM WHAT A REAL DEUS EX MACHINA FEELS LIKE

    Seriously on
  • Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I like this plan.

    !disrupt Deus Ex Machine

    Bliss 101 on
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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I was part of the blue fan-base. My favorite robot killed me.

    !disrupt Deus Ex machine

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    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • ZerinanZerinan Registered User
    edited September 2007
    Bah, disrupt Phallax! OR DIE!

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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I don't want the lights to kill me! Disrupt Phallax

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    WRONG

    Disrupt the half Latin robot or suffer the dead consequences.

    Seriously on
  • ZerinanZerinan Registered User
    edited September 2007
    Just wondering, why did Mr. Lamo use Deus Ex Machine, instead of Deus Ex Machina? They mean the exact same thing, except the real one sounds better, because it isn't two languages smashed together. The lights are real grammar crazies. Wait.... that isn't grammar! THEY LIED TO ME!

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Exactly.

    It's a fucking travesty, and he deserves to be punished for it.

    Seriously on
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    because it's "The Deus Ex Machine" as opposed to "A Deus Ex Machina"

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Yeah, I know, right?


    This is what we are talking about here.

    Seriously on
  • ZerinanZerinan Registered User
    edited September 2007
    But if you remove the first word, they are the same, kinda. TRUST ME!

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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Seriously wrote: »
    Haha yes

    LET US USE OUR DEAD PERSON POWERS TO SHOW HIM WHAT A REAL DEUS EX MACHINA FEELS LIKE

    Yes, this.

    !disrupt The Deus Ex Machine

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    If this is unacceptable, I'll take it out, but I was recommended to come here to drum up some support...I need three more players for an SE++ Phalla and I'm pretty sure dead robots fit the bill.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited September 2007
    i don't have a problem with it :P

    dead robots have been thus far useless anyways

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  • ZerinanZerinan Registered User
    edited September 2007
    Robot, I just have to say, there better be some awesome dead powers, or I'm gonna rebel! I'll do it! I just need to live somehow....

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Okay!

    Seriously on
  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    WHAT THE FLYING FUCK

    Screw you vegetable violator for killing me twice!


    !disrupt Vegetable Violator


    Homeslice has no fucking class.

    Seriously on
  • ZerinanZerinan Registered User
    edited September 2007
    So long jerks! I'm leaving this place, but probably only for one day.

    Zerinan on
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  • The RefereeThe Referee Registered User
    edited September 2007
    time to wake up dead people! a new ability has been added to the OP!

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    time to wake up dead people! a new ability has been added to the OP!
    Disrupt or kill, eh?

    Son of a bitch, I understand your ire with Deus Ex Machine. Bastard robot offed me, AND I WAS BROKE AND DEFENSELESS :cry:

    !Disrupt Deus Ex Machine

    B:L on
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  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    !Kill Cheez! Seriously we need beer and wenches in the afterlife.

    Edit: also Broke and defenseless. :(

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  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    FUCK THE SYNDICATE.

    Let's Kill somebody!

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