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Those fucking kids, with their requesting of tricks and/or treats...

eric.eric. __BANNED USERS regular
edited November 2007 in Social Entropy++
*grumble grumble*

Yeah. I'm handing out packets of hot chocolate and reese's pieces.

some kid came dressed up as OPTIMUS FUCKING PRIME. I had a costume like that, except mine was the real one, not from the new movie. but his mask changed his voice, so i thought that was pretty cool, and gave him more candy.

anyone else doing this?

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    yeah

    we had a transformer and a princess

    that's pretty much it

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    no

    nobody else is handing out candy

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I'm afraid of kids.

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  • eric.eric. __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    no

    nobody else is handing out candy

    o_O

    eric. on
  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I'm handing out ziplock bags of pennies, raisans, and packs of granola.

    I'm that guy.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    punks coming to our door don't get treats

    it is past their bedtime and come on it is glorified begging

    Nuzak on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    granola is pretty delicious

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2007
    first kid that shows up at my door is getting a cold MGD and however many smokes I got left.

    Rankenphile on
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    so are pennies

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    first kid that shows up at my door is getting a cold MGD and however many smokes I got left.

    i am on my way to Rank's right now

    the wook on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2007
    second kid to show up at my door is getting the porch light turned off on him.

    Rankenphile on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2007
    third kid that shows up at my door is getting the hose.

    Rankenphile on
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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I got some pipe tabbacco I'm gonna wrap up in tinfoil and hand out to the childrens.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    some kid showed up as 'the matrix' this year

    i asked him, 'not some guy from the matrix?'

    nope. the matrix.

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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I had not one caller this year.

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I laugh at the punk kids who trick or treat here

    yesterday three of them had the nerve to ask me for candy while they were still dressed in their school uniform

    Oden on
  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    some kid showed up as 'the matrix' this year

    i asked him, 'not some guy from the matrix?'

    nope. the matrix.

    "Dude, that is soooo deep."

    CG Faggotry on
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    some kid showed up as 'the matrix' this year

    i asked him, 'not some guy from the matrix?'

    nope. the matrix.

    that's uh


    creative?

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    i make it a rule to not give kids candy on Halloween unless their mom is in some kind of slutty costume

    the wook on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2007
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    some kid showed up as 'the matrix' this year

    i asked him, 'not some guy from the matrix?'

    nope. the matrix.

    give him a handful of "blue pills".

    Tell him you'll see him at the bottom of the rabbit hole.

    Don't tell him the blue pills are Ambien.

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I only hand out 00 buckshot... at a little over 1200 feet per second.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    We had a vampire Superman.

    Sheri on
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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    some kid showed up as 'the matrix' this year

    i asked him, 'not some guy from the matrix?'

    nope. the matrix.

    give him a handful of "blue pills".

    Tell him you'll see him at the bottom of the rabbit hole.

    Don't tell him the blue pills are Ambien.

    Surely, red pills?

    CG Faggotry on
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    you said he was Blade!

    also he should have been Steel, then it would have been like an Amalgam character.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2007
    one year I played Trick Or Treater Lottery

    I had a great big bowl of boxes of Dots

    I emptied three of the boxes, filled two with gravel and one with a ten dollar bill, then glued them shut.

    I let the kids help themselves to a box or two out of the bowl.

    The two gravel boxes were gone at the end of the night. The ten-dollar-bill box was still there.

    Looks like I won.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I wonder if Jehovah's Witnesses take a break and leave their pamphlets on their door step.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Fuck sakes. I'm just going to give the next kid my doorbell.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2007
    Computer Generated Faggotry wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    some kid showed up as 'the matrix' this year

    i asked him, 'not some guy from the matrix?'

    nope. the matrix.

    give him a handful of "blue pills".

    Tell him you'll see him at the bottom of the rabbit hole.

    Don't tell him the blue pills are Ambien.

    Surely, red pills?

    Ambien is blue.

    And you can't tell me that some kid dressed as "The Matrix" is going to know the difference.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    you said he was Blade!

    also he should have been Steel, then it would have been like an Amalgam character.

    Different kids, duder

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    viagra

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    one year I played Trick Or Treater Lottery

    I had a great big bowl of boxes of Dots

    I emptied three of the boxes, filled two with gravel and one with a ten dollar bill, then glued them shut.

    I let the kids help themselves to a box or two out of the bowl.

    The two gravel boxes were gone at the end of the night. The ten-dollar-bill box was still there.

    Looks like I won.

    i would be so pissed if i got a box of rocks

    the wook on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    one year I played Trick Or Treater Lottery

    I had a great big bowl of boxes of Dots

    I emptied three of the boxes, filled two with gravel and one with a ten dollar bill, then glued them shut.

    I let the kids help themselves to a box or two out of the bowl.

    The two gravel boxes were gone at the end of the night. The ten-dollar-bill box was still there.

    Looks like I won.

    i would be so pissed if i got a box of rocks

    you roll the dice, you gotta be prepared if they come up snake eyes.

    Rankenphile on
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    you said he was Blade!

    also he should have been Steel, then it would have been like an Amalgam character.

    Different kids, duder

    Man whatever.

    I want my money back

    Abracadaniel on
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    some kid showed up as 'the matrix' this year

    i asked him, 'not some guy from the matrix?'

    nope. the matrix.

    give him a handful of "blue pills".

    Tell him you'll see him at the bottom of the rabbit hole.

    Don't tell him the blue pills are Ambien.

    The red ones are Dexedrine. Little Johnny was last seen naked and screaming, covered in someone else's blood, but with more candy than any of the other kids.

    TL DR on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    nobody seems to have come here

    our porch light isn't working so maybe they assume we aren't giving any out

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    one year I played Trick Or Treater Lottery

    I had a great big bowl of boxes of Dots

    I emptied three of the boxes, filled two with gravel and one with a ten dollar bill, then glued them shut.

    I let the kids help themselves to a box or two out of the bowl.

    The two gravel boxes were gone at the end of the night. The ten-dollar-bill box was still there.

    Looks like I won.

    i would be so pissed if i got a box of rocks

    you roll the dice, you gotta be prepared if they come up snake eyes.

    hahaha

    one year in college, i sat outside my door holding a bowl of candy with sign attached that said "Please take only one." My costume was such that you couldn't see any part of me, and so the general assumption was that it was a dummy.

    I taught some kids some lessons about only one.

    the wook on
  • NarketNarket __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    one year I played Trick Or Treater Lottery

    I had a great big bowl of boxes of Dots

    I emptied three of the boxes, filled two with gravel and one with a ten dollar bill, then glued them shut.

    I let the kids help themselves to a box or two out of the bowl.

    The two gravel boxes were gone at the end of the night. The ten-dollar-bill box was still there.

    Looks like I won.

    i would be so pissed if i got a box of rocks

    you roll the dice, you gotta be prepared if they come up snake eyes.

    hahaha

    one year in college, i sat outside my door holding a bowl of candy with sign attached that said "Please take only one." My costume was such that you couldn't see any part of me, and so the general assumption was that it was a dummy.

    I taught some kids some lessons about only one.

    Man, I have always wanted to do something like that. You win.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    the wook I've seen you tell that story before but it is so good

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    one year I played Trick Or Treater Lottery

    I had a great big bowl of boxes of Dots

    I emptied three of the boxes, filled two with gravel and one with a ten dollar bill, then glued them shut.

    I let the kids help themselves to a box or two out of the bowl.

    The two gravel boxes were gone at the end of the night. The ten-dollar-bill box was still there.

    Looks like I won.

    i would be so pissed if i got a box of rocks

    you roll the dice, you gotta be prepared if they come up snake eyes.

    hahaha

    one year in college, i sat outside my door holding a bowl of candy with sign attached that said "Please take only one." My costume was such that you couldn't see any part of me, and so the general assumption was that it was a dummy.

    I taught some kids some lessons about only one.

    Was there a hole in the bottom of the bowl?

    ChicoBlue on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    one year I played Trick Or Treater Lottery

    I had a great big bowl of boxes of Dots

    I emptied three of the boxes, filled two with gravel and one with a ten dollar bill, then glued them shut.

    I let the kids help themselves to a box or two out of the bowl.

    The two gravel boxes were gone at the end of the night. The ten-dollar-bill box was still there.

    Looks like I won.

    i would be so pissed if i got a box of rocks

    you roll the dice, you gotta be prepared if they come up snake eyes.

    hahaha

    one year in college, i sat outside my door holding a bowl of candy with sign attached that said "Please take only one." My costume was such that you couldn't see any part of me, and so the general assumption was that it was a dummy.

    I taught some kids some lessons about only one.

    ahahah awesome

    PiptheFair on
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