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British teacher lets students name bear Muhammad, incures wrath

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    the funny thing about the hitchiker's text game is that it's very very hard even if you've read the book, and nigh impossible if you haven't

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    In Dubai it is a crime to pour alcohol on the ground because the land is holy to them.

    Should alcohol somehow (like say, you were had a few beers and the back of your car and some guy crashed into you from behind - thus spilling the beer) you will go to jail for four years. Four years!

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Ooooh man, Choose your Owns were awesome.

    Full list here --->http://www.gamebooks.org/cyoalist.htm

    These are the ones that I fucking loved, tho

    Endless Quest --> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endless_Quest

    Did you ever read/play the nintendo ones? I remember enjoying the Zelda and Mario ones to bits. Which was pretty stupid, because why read when I can just turn on my damn NES?

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited November 2007
    What if you drink too much and then puke onto the ground?

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Well... it's a good thing she managed to get out of a public flogging

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2007
    Man, when I become supreme ruler Islam is in such trouble.

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    man i thought pouring libations was a cool thing to do.

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Same thing. You have to have a license do drink booze.

    Masturbate in the dessert - four years.

    Doing push ups near an entrance to a mosque - one year.

    Running over a camel - TWELVE YEARS! :O

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    You know you're going to give all religions what for

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    also...i thought muslims don't drink alcohol, or something.

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Same thing. You have to have a license do drink booze.

    Masturbate in the dessert - four years.

    Doing push ups near an entrance to a mosque - one year.

    Running over a camel - TWELVE YEARS! :O

    one time I jerked off in a cake

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Heyo!

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2007
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    You know you're going to give all religions what for

    I think the one that has rape victims flogged is a pretty good place to start.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited November 2007
    Okay, so, Dubai is opposite land. Everyone rename your maps.

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    You know who I decided I hate yesterday?

    PETA

    Fuck those guys

    I'm all for ethical treatment of animals, I love animals. But fuck PETA and fuck Ingrid whatsherface

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    arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    I never understood why respect for a religion, especially a fucking brutal religion like Islam, should be taken for granted.

    No, I dont respect your right to beat your wife because the Koran said it was okay, cocksucker

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited November 2007
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    You know who I decided I hate yesterday?

    PETA

    Fuck those guys

    I'm all for ethical treatment of animals, I love animals. But fuck PETA and fuck Ingrid whatsherface

    Shove twenty ferrets into her coot to deal them a double blow.

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    arod_77 wrote: »
    I never understood why respect for a religion, especially a fucking brutal religion like Islam, should be taken for granted.

    No, I dont respect your right to beat your wife because the Koran said it was okay, cocksucker

    hey dude, you don't have any idea what you are talking about, do you?

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    SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Larlar wrote: »
    i think we can all agree that everyone in the middle east is a dick.

    A collective dick that big will instinctively search out a corresponding monstrous vagina. Quickly, to Salt Lake City. We have to warn them all.
    No we don't.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited November 2007
    Larlar wrote: »
    i think we can all agree that everyone in the middle east is a dick.

    A collective dick that big will instinctively search out a corresponding monstrous vagina. Quickly, to Salt Lake City. We have to warn them all.
    No we don't.

    If they get together, the tidal wave of pussy and weenie juice will kill us all.

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Larlar wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    You know who I decided I hate yesterday?

    PETA

    Fuck those guys

    I'm all for ethical treatment of animals, I love animals. But fuck PETA and fuck Ingrid whatsherface

    Shove twenty ferrets into her coot to deal them a double blow.

    I think I'll skin her alive and film it and show it to people

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    awesome thread keep up the good work guys

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2007
    Nogs wrote: »
    arod_77 wrote: »
    I never understood why respect for a religion, especially a fucking brutal religion like Islam, should be taken for granted.

    No, I dont respect your right to beat your wife because the Koran said it was okay, cocksucker

    hey dude, you don't have any idea what you are talking about, do you?

    Islam is a brutal and evil religion. So is Christianity at its core. The difference is that Christianity isn't forcing entire nations to follow its monstrous bullshit.

    And anyone who says "lol george w" needs to belt the fuck up.

    Tube on
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    arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Nogs wrote: »
    arod_77 wrote: »
    I never understood why respect for a religion, especially a fucking brutal religion like Islam, should be taken for granted.

    No, I dont respect your right to beat your wife because the Koran said it was okay, cocksucker

    hey dude, you don't have any idea what you are talking about, do you?

    enlighten me then, dipshit. Ive' dealt with enough of this shit through child services here in fucking Florida.

    Don't give me this psuedo-fair-minded attitude about (Oh but the Koran doesn't actually encourage killing those who are different than you, those were ink smears!)

    Yes I have ready both the bible and the koran

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Man, what about the Vatican? If that is not an entire nation following monstrous laws of Christianity, I don't know what is.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Nogs wrote: »
    arod_77 wrote: »
    I never understood why respect for a religion, especially a fucking brutal religion like Islam, should be taken for granted.

    No, I dont respect your right to beat your wife because the Koran said it was okay, cocksucker

    hey dude, you don't have any idea what you are talking about, do you?

    Islam is a brutal and evil religion. So is Christianity at its core. The difference is that Christianity isn't forcing entire nations to follow its monstrous bullshit.

    And anyone who says "lol george w" needs to belt the fuck up.

    I'm pretty sure you're off on this but yeah

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Man, what about the Vatican? If that is not an entire nation following monstrous laws of Christianity, I don't know what is.

    shit he's got you tube

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Nogs wrote: »
    arod_77 wrote: »
    I never understood why respect for a religion, especially a fucking brutal religion like Islam, should be taken for granted.

    No, I dont respect your right to beat your wife because the Koran said it was okay, cocksucker

    hey dude, you don't have any idea what you are talking about, do you?

    Islam is a brutal and evil religion. So is Christianity at its core. The difference is that Christianity isn't forcing entire nations to follow its monstrous bullshit.

    And anyone who says "lol george w" needs to belt the fuck up.

    I'm pretty sure you're off on this but yeah

    Not really. Read the bible. It's hideous.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2007
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Man, what about the Vatican? If that is not an entire nation following monstrous laws of Christianity, I don't know what is.

    It's a tiny country, and they aren't flogging or executing people to the best of my knowledge.

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    You guys really shouldn't blame the doctrines of a religion for its issues. It's not the book's fault

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    arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Man, what about the Vatican? If that is not an entire nation following monstrous laws of Christianity, I don't know what is.

    Oh, please, not even close to paralleling something like brutal motherfucking Sudan

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Nogs wrote: »
    arod_77 wrote: »
    I never understood why respect for a religion, especially a fucking brutal religion like Islam, should be taken for granted.

    No, I dont respect your right to beat your wife because the Koran said it was okay, cocksucker

    hey dude, you don't have any idea what you are talking about, do you?

    Islam is a brutal and evil religion. So is Christianity at its core. The difference is that Christianity isn't forcing entire nations to follow its monstrous bullshit.

    And anyone who says "lol george w" needs to belt the fuck up.

    I'm pretty sure you're off on this but yeah

    Not really. Read the bible. It's hideous.

    if you are defining christianity solely as the teachings of christ then you are entirely wrong

    if you define is as the amalgamation of abrahamic teachings and all the shit the jews did 3000 years ago then yeah sure

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2007
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    You guys really shouldn't blame the doctrines of a religion for its issues. It's not the book's fault

    It is directly the book's fault.

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    Blip2004Blip2004 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Nogs wrote: »
    arod_77 wrote: »
    I never understood why respect for a religion, especially a fucking brutal religion like Islam, should be taken for granted.

    No, I dont respect your right to beat your wife because the Koran said it was okay, cocksucker

    hey dude, you don't have any idea what you are talking about, do you?

    Islam is a brutal and evil religion. So is Christianity at its core. The difference is that Christianity isn't forcing entire nations to follow its monstrous bullshit.

    And anyone who says "lol george w" needs to belt the fuck up.

    I'm pretty sure you're off on this but yeah
    I don't think there are any current happenings of Christianity controlling a nation but monarchies used to have their kings appointed by the church.

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    QuirkQuirk Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Nogs wrote: »
    arod_77 wrote: »
    I never understood why respect for a religion, especially a fucking brutal religion like Islam, should be taken for granted.

    No, I dont respect your right to beat your wife because the Koran said it was okay, cocksucker

    hey dude, you don't have any idea what you are talking about, do you?

    Islam is a brutal and evil religion. So is Christianity at its core. The difference is that Christianity isn't forcing entire nations to follow its monstrous bullshit.

    And anyone who says "lol george w" needs to belt the fuck up.

    I'm pretty sure you're off on this but yeah

    The bible suports, among other things; children who disrespect their parents to be stoned to death by village elders, men forcefully taking wives, and says rape can't exist within marriage

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Nogs wrote: »
    arod_77 wrote: »
    I never understood why respect for a religion, especially a fucking brutal religion like Islam, should be taken for granted.

    No, I dont respect your right to beat your wife because the Koran said it was okay, cocksucker

    hey dude, you don't have any idea what you are talking about, do you?

    Islam is a brutal and evil religion. So is Christianity at its core. The difference is that Christianity isn't forcing entire nations to follow its monstrous bullshit.

    And anyone who says "lol george w" needs to belt the fuck up.

    I'm gonna have to disagree with that. At its core christianity and islam are both peaceful and tolerant religions. Some could even argue that Islam is more tolerant than christianity.

    the core of the islamic faith is the qu'ran and the hadith, what is not at the core of islam is all these extremist interpretations of it.

    the core of christianity are the four gospels which are by no means brutal and evil at all.

    isn't not the core of the religion that is fucking shit up, it's the badshit insane and stupid people that are doing it.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Man, what about the Vatican? If that is not an entire nation following monstrous laws of Christianity, I don't know what is.

    It's a tiny country, and they aren't flogging or executing people to the best of my knowledge.

    (I think that was sarcasm)

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited November 2007
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    You guys really shouldn't blame the doctrines of a religion for its issues. It's not the book's fault

    It is directly the book's fault.

    Let's start a book-burning mob. That's the only right way to handle this.

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    You guys really shouldn't blame the doctrines of a religion for its issues. It's not the book's fault

    It is directly the book's fault.

    the words made him do it! kill the words!

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Quirk wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Nogs wrote: »
    arod_77 wrote: »
    I never understood why respect for a religion, especially a fucking brutal religion like Islam, should be taken for granted.

    No, I dont respect your right to beat your wife because the Koran said it was okay, cocksucker

    hey dude, you don't have any idea what you are talking about, do you?

    Islam is a brutal and evil religion. So is Christianity at its core. The difference is that Christianity isn't forcing entire nations to follow its monstrous bullshit.

    And anyone who says "lol george w" needs to belt the fuck up.

    I'm pretty sure you're off on this but yeah

    The bible suports, among other things; children who disrespect their parents to be stoned to death by village elders, men forcefully taking wives, and says rape can't exist within marriage

    OLD


    JEWISH


    LAW

    fuck off

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