I almost dated a Mormon before, we were good friends and she liked me and stuff. But she wouldn't go out with me because I wasn't Mormon. She said i'd have to convert.
Oh man, same here. High School, good looking friend.
Whoops I'm not Mormon.
So instead I think she married some fat, ugly guy as soon as she turned 18. You see the fat ugly guy was Mormon so it was cool.
I almost dated a Mormon before, we were good friends and she liked me and stuff. But she wouldn't go out with me because I wasn't Mormon. She said i'd have to convert.
Just cut up the club card when you're done with her.
Funny thing is, after that she met another guy who did convert and they got married. He lived in England I believe, moved here he took her virginity and bam they got divorced about a month after being married. She said he gave up being a Mormon or something and it went downhill from there.
I almost dated a Mormon before, we were good friends and she liked me and stuff. But she wouldn't go out with me because I wasn't Mormon. She said i'd have to convert.
To date? She couldn't date you and see if you got along enough to marry before giving you that ultimatum?
From what I've heard. Most hardcore mormons are all about marrying very early. Think social outcast if you are 21 and not married. Their courtships are pretty short too, like a couple months. So maybe if shes the kind that moves that fast even dating someone who isn't a mormon is out of the question.
I will fucking kill him if that wins the nomination for her.
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my freshman year of college i went to go get my hair cut at this place right next to the dorms. It was called Harvard Barber or some such thing. My girlfriend had come with me, as we were gonna go eat afterwards. Half-way through the hair cut the barber asks me what religion i follow.
I tell him "well, i was raised catholic, but I'm not really anything right now" he asks the same of my grilfriend and she says "Lutheran".
He then proceeds to speak about himself in the third person, and about how the anti-christ is going to be the head of the catholic church, and how all barcodes have 666 in them. He told my girlfriend to "keep an eye on him". Basically since I was catholic in his eyes, i was gonna burn. I couldn't even walk away because the dude was cutting my hair.
At the end he gave us about 20 pamplets, most of them saying that I was gonna go to hell.
Never get your hair cut by a bald dude named Jake in Minneapolis.
I almost dated a Mormon before, we were good friends and she liked me and stuff. But she wouldn't go out with me because I wasn't Mormon. She said i'd have to convert.
To date? She couldn't date you and see if you got along enough to marry before giving you that ultimatum?
A girl I was dating was Christian, and her friends were really hardcore. They used to have fucking interventions with her trying to convince her to breakup with me.
Later, one of them became an alcoholic, and the other fucked some russian foreign exchange student.
I almost dated a Mormon before, we were good friends and she liked me and stuff. But she wouldn't go out with me because I wasn't Mormon. She said i'd have to convert.
To date? She couldn't date you and see if you got along enough to marry before giving you that ultimatum?
From what I've heard. Most hardcore mormons are all about marrying very early. Think social outcast if you are 21 and not married. Their courtships are pretty short too, like a couple months. So maybe if shes the kind that moves that fast even dating someone who isn't a mormon is out of the question.
Not really. Mormon men are highly encouraged to go on missionary work during their early 20s, so that kinda puts a damper on the early marriage things.
Don't they also believe that only 140,000 people are going to get into heaven? Flooding the masses with bibles seems like a good way to knock yourself out of the running...
Don't they also believe that only 140,000 people are going to get into heaven? Flooding the masses with bibles seems like a good way to knock yourself out of the running...
I almost dated a Mormon before, we were good friends and she liked me and stuff. But she wouldn't go out with me because I wasn't Mormon. She said i'd have to convert.
To date? She couldn't date you and see if you got along enough to marry before giving you that ultimatum?
From what I've heard. Most hardcore mormons are all about marrying very early. Think social outcast if you are 21 and not married. Their courtships are pretty short too, like a couple months. So maybe if shes the kind that moves that fast even dating someone who isn't a mormon is out of the question.
Not really. Mormon men are highly encouraged to go on missionary work during their early 20s, so that kinda puts a damper on the early marriage things.
Well, the mormon men marry later, but the mormon women seem to marry young (like 18-21) and all to dudes about 5 years older, all back from their missionary work and ready to rumble. At least, thats what I've noticed with a few mormon acquaintance.
I almost dated a Mormon before, we were good friends and she liked me and stuff. But she wouldn't go out with me because I wasn't Mormon. She said i'd have to convert.
To date? She couldn't date you and see if you got along enough to marry before giving you that ultimatum?
From what I've heard. Most hardcore mormons are all about marrying very early. Think social outcast if you are 21 and not married. Their courtships are pretty short too, like a couple months. So maybe if shes the kind that moves that fast even dating someone who isn't a mormon is out of the question.
Not really. Mormon men are highly encouraged to go on missionary work during their early 20s, so that kinda puts a damper on the early marriage things.
But all the women that don't get married right after high school go to BYU and get married to an upperclassmen before getting enough school credit for even a minor.
I almost dated a Mormon before, we were good friends and she liked me and stuff. But she wouldn't go out with me because I wasn't Mormon. She said i'd have to convert.
To date? She couldn't date you and see if you got along enough to marry before giving you that ultimatum?
From what I've heard. Most hardcore mormons are all about marrying very early. Think social outcast if you are 21 and not married. Their courtships are pretty short too, like a couple months. So maybe if shes the kind that moves that fast even dating someone who isn't a mormon is out of the question.
Not really. Mormon men are highly encouraged to go on missionary work during their early 20s, so that kinda puts a damper on the early marriage things.
Well, the mormon men marry later, but the mormon women seem to marry young (like 18-21) and all to dudes about 5 years older, all back from their missionary work and ready to rumble. At least, thats what I've noticed with a few mormon acquaintance.
Yeah that seems more true to life. my roomie was talking about his brother one day, who had just started dating a girl. They had only been going out for a month or so, by my roommate was saying how he thinks he'll probably marry her.
If somebody killed fred phelps do you think any jury would convict them?
If it was an honest jury, sadly yes. I would just hope that after he dies, someone organizes a mass gay orgy on top of his grave. Heck, I hope this happens whether he is murdered or not.
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edited November 2007
Next year, I'm voting for Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho. The only man who can straighten shit the fuck up.
If somebody killed fred phelps do you think any jury would convict them?
If it was an honest jury, sadly yes. I would just hope that after he dies, someone organizes a mass gay orgy on top of his grave. Heck, I hope this happens whether he is murdered or not.
I'm straight as an arrow, and I would fuck a dude in the ass on Fred Phelps grave just to say I did it.
If somebody killed fred phelps do you think any jury would convict them?
If it was an honest jury, sadly yes. I would just hope that after he dies, someone organizes a mass gay orgy on top of his grave. Heck, I hope this happens whether he is murdered or not.
I'm straight as an arrow, and I would fuck a dude in the ass on Fred Phelps grave just to say I did it.
Bonus points for doing it during the actual funeral.
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If somebody killed fred phelps do you think any jury would convict them?
If it was an honest jury, sadly yes. I would just hope that after he dies, someone organizes a mass gay orgy on top of his grave. Heck, I hope this happens whether he is murdered or not.
I'm straight as an arrow, and I would fuck a dude in the ass on Fred Phelps grave just to say I did it.
I'd just take a dump on it
and maybe have sex with a gay muslim abortion doctor who gives condoms to children and also maybe has aids
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edited November 2007
oh man theres a totp
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If somebody killed fred phelps do you think any jury would convict them?
If it was an honest jury, sadly yes. I would just hope that after he dies, someone organizes a mass gay orgy on top of his grave. Heck, I hope this happens whether he is murdered or not.
I'm straight as an arrow, and I would fuck a dude in the ass on Fred Phelps grave just to say I did it.
I'd just take a dump on it
and maybe have sex with a gay muslim abortion doctor who gives condoms to children and also maybe has aids
Contracting AIDS would be worth it if I could see the look on his crazy family's face as I shoot my load all over the aborted fetus.
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Whoops I'm not Mormon.
So instead I think she married some fat, ugly guy as soon as she turned 18. You see the fat ugly guy was Mormon so it was cool.
Funny thing is, after that she met another guy who did convert and they got married. He lived in England I believe, moved here he took her virginity and bam they got divorced about a month after being married. She said he gave up being a Mormon or something and it went downhill from there.
Steam
Anywhere else is probably no.
From what I've heard. Most hardcore mormons are all about marrying very early. Think social outcast if you are 21 and not married. Their courtships are pretty short too, like a couple months. So maybe if shes the kind that moves that fast even dating someone who isn't a mormon is out of the question.
Good times.
I tell him "well, i was raised catholic, but I'm not really anything right now" he asks the same of my grilfriend and she says "Lutheran".
He then proceeds to speak about himself in the third person, and about how the anti-christ is going to be the head of the catholic church, and how all barcodes have 666 in them. He told my girlfriend to "keep an eye on him". Basically since I was catholic in his eyes, i was gonna burn. I couldn't even walk away because the dude was cutting my hair.
At the end he gave us about 20 pamplets, most of them saying that I was gonna go to hell.
Never get your hair cut by a bald dude named Jake in Minneapolis.
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Fucking fuck if this helps her in anyway.
Also, I hope no one gets hurt.
Later, one of them became an alcoholic, and the other fucked some russian foreign exchange student.
Not really. Mormon men are highly encouraged to go on missionary work during their early 20s, so that kinda puts a damper on the early marriage things.
Don't they also believe that only 140,000 people are going to get into heaven? Flooding the masses with bibles seems like a good way to knock yourself out of the running...
I don't think that's true.
"I wonder if she's behind this to get more press?"
i think i can
Well, the mormon men marry later, but the mormon women seem to marry young (like 18-21) and all to dudes about 5 years older, all back from their missionary work and ready to rumble. At least, thats what I've noticed with a few mormon acquaintance.
He was a pretty cool cat, and his wife was smoking hot.
But all the women that don't get married right after high school go to BYU and get married to an upperclassmen before getting enough school credit for even a minor.
Yeah that seems more true to life. my roomie was talking about his brother one day, who had just started dating a girl. They had only been going out for a month or so, by my roommate was saying how he thinks he'll probably marry her.
Coincidence?
I THINK NOT.
Get off the stage.
saying "lol you all suck I'm going back 2 G&T laterz"
/ducks tomato
If it was an honest jury, sadly yes. I would just hope that after he dies, someone organizes a mass gay orgy on top of his grave. Heck, I hope this happens whether he is murdered or not.
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I'm straight as an arrow, and I would fuck a dude in the ass on Fred Phelps grave just to say I did it.
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Bonus points for doing it during the actual funeral.
I'd just take a dump on it
and maybe have sex with a gay muslim abortion doctor who gives condoms to children and also maybe has aids
Contracting AIDS would be worth it if I could see the look on his crazy family's face as I shoot my load all over the aborted fetus.
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They called it an "abduction"
Sorry, but Sudan are the official cocksuckers of the world these days, we should have glassed them instead of Iraq in the first place.
Which may be a step above hot dogs.