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In Nomine Patri et Filii et Spiritu [Chat]

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Yeah I'm about to get a C of some sort in Microeconomics because while I've been within two points of a perfect on every exam I only did one homework assignment.

    :P That sucks. My econ teachers were usually pretty willing to go easy on the homework stuff after they saw I was getting 96s on the tests.

    Mine's this young Malaysian girl, I don't think she knows that being a professor means she can grade people however she wants yet.

    Hi5 because Malaysian girls in my experience are great in the sack you should totally sleep with her to get out of homework run on sentence and NO PUNCTUATION EITHER HAHA FUCK YOU ENGLISH

    Church on
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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    James wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    I hate audits.

    Are you being audited?

    Nope, I'm the auditor.

    You're auditing yourself?

    Ha, no. Sadly I'll audit someone else.

    Haphazard on
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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    The campus Starbucks opens in 40 minutes; I'll go spend the few hours I have left in there.

    People's heads turn as he enters, and Elki knows they're looking at him.

    A girl spills her drink. He has that effect on women. He's used to it.

    He shares a knowing glance with the barista. She's into it. Oh yeah.

    He places an order for a double espresso. The barista knows that since he asked for a double instead of a dopio, what he's really after is the shotgun she's holding for him. Elki always stops at Starbucks on the way to work...

    Is this a meme now?

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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    I'm doing it.

    Edit: Should I also try to sleep with her? I hear people get extra-credit for that in college.

    Since this is micro, I think it's absolutely appropriate to try and take all you can get.

    I have her for macro and micro. So should I only try to sleep with her in the context of the micro-class? Or can I say something about positive externalities for the macro-class as well?

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Haphazard wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    I hate audits.

    Are you being audited?

    Nope, I'm the auditor.

    You're auditing yourself?

    Ha, no. Sadly I'll audit someone else.

    Okay, but just remember: if you start hearing narration, you need to find Dustin Hoffman!

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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Church wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    The campus Starbucks opens in 40 minutes; I'll go spend the few hours I have left in there.

    People's heads turn as he enters, and Elki knows they're looking at him.

    A girl spills her drink. He has that effect on women. He's used to it.

    He shares a knowing glance with the barista. She's into it. Oh yeah.

    He places an order for a double espresso. The barista knows that since he asked for a double instead of a dopio, what he's really after is the shotgun she's holding for him. Elki always stops at Starbucks on the way to work...

    Is this a meme now?

    I tend to write stories about either assassins or semi-super heroes. That's why I don't actually count as a writer and never post in WB.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    James wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    You're auditing yourself?

    Ha, no. Sadly I'll audit someone else.

    Okay, but just remember: if you start hearing narration, you need to find Dustin Hoffman!

    Already found him, but his bodyguards are a rather pesky lot. :P

    I really liked that movie, btw.

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    I have her for macro and micro. So should I only try to sleep with her in the context of the micro-class? Or can I say something about positive externalities for the macro-class as well?

    You could always compliment her Laffer curves.

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Church wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    The campus Starbucks opens in 40 minutes; I'll go spend the few hours I have left in there.

    People's heads turn as he enters, and Elki knows they're looking at him.

    A girl spills her drink. He has that effect on women. He's used to it.

    He shares a knowing glance with the barista. She's into it. Oh yeah.

    He places an order for a double espresso. The barista knows that since he asked for a double instead of a dopio, what he's really after is the shotgun she's holding for him. Elki always stops at Starbucks on the way to work...

    Is this a meme now?

    I tend to write stories about either assassins or semi-super heroes. That's why I don't actually count as a writer and never post in WB.

    Oh. I thought, from the italics, that we were making fun of ege's crazy post from the last [chat].

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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Oh, we might have, I didn't read that drivel. The knowing glance to the barista just suggested to me that she was an accomplice.

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Oh, we might have, I didn't read that drivel. The knowing glance to the barista just suggested to me that she was an accomplice.

    I didn't read it either. The only thing I got from a glance is that a coffee house was involved.

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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    I have her for macro and micro. So should I only try to sleep with her in the context of the micro-class? Or can I say something about positive externalities for the macro-class as well?

    You could always compliment her Laffer curves.

    Neo Laffer curves are the best. TECHNOSNARL!!!

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    It was an excellent movie, Hap.

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    Oh, we might have, I didn't read that drivel. The knowing glance to the barista just suggested to me that she was an accomplice.

    You're missing out, man, it was cast-iron genius. In a crazed, Henry Darger sort of way, but still.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    It was, James.

    Also, can someone sum up what got ege to write... that?

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Can we close the Christians thread before it devolves into a morass?

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Haphazard wrote: »
    It was, James.

    Also, can someone sum up what got ege to write... that?

    ege is in wuv!

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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Oh, we might have, I didn't read that drivel. The knowing glance to the barista just suggested to me that she was an accomplice.

    You're missing out, man, it was cast-iron genius. In a crazed, Henry Darger sort of way, but still.

    I can assure you that I'm not missing anything.

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Oh, we might have, I didn't read that drivel. The knowing glance to the barista just suggested to me that she was an accomplice.

    You're missing out, man, it was cast-iron genius. In a crazed, Henry Darger sort of way, but still.

    Man, I saved it onto my computer for future reading.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    It's really only funny to mock religion if you know something about it. Or at least about religion in general.

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Man Church has a sexy accent.

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Man Church has a sexy accent.

    I have come to accept this fact. Also I'm a vampire. As such, I am going to sleep now. Go go bed-time.

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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Can we close the Christians thread before it devolves into a morass?

    What, you don't want more ass?

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Night, Church.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    James wrote: »
    Night, Church.

    Get the stakes ready...
    Night, Church.

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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Man Church has a sexy accent.

    I read this out of context, and thought that would be awesome.

    "What did you do this Sunday?"

    "Oh, had a nice steak, drank some beer, watched the game, then we all said a quick grace and went the fuck home."

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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    I think today might be a hat-day.

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Haphazard wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Night, Church.

    Get the stakes ready...
    Night, Church.

    :lol:

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I think today might be a hat-day.

    Everyday is a good day for a fedora.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    But today is a good day to di...ne.

    I got nothin'.

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    It is a good day to die.

    It is a good day to die.

    It is a good day to die.

    It is a good day to die.

    It is a good day to die.

    It is a good day to die.

    It is a good day to die.

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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Stakes are for pussies. Real men kill vampires with a whip.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Underworld was good for at least one thing:
    Showing the world what happens to a vampire who annoys a werewolf with a whip. :P

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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Damnit, now I want to listen to that track and can't leave until I do.

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    ZeroCowZeroCow Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    James wrote: »
    It is a good day to die.

    It is a good day to die.

    It is a good day to die.

    It is a good day to die.

    It is a good day to die.

    It is a good day to die.

    It is a good day to die.

    I've seen better days to day, I'd rate today mediocre at best.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    What a terrible night for a curse.

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I don't even remember what that cheat does, but I know it does something.

    Oh wait, yeah, it's the one that makes it impossible to die.

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    15 minutes and then back to invigilating...God, I'm bored!

    hello again [chat]

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    No cheaters yet, Bob?

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    BobCesca wrote: »
    15 minutes and then back to invigilating...God, I'm bored!

    hello again [chat]

    Are you allowed to stalk around the exam room and otherwise terrorize the students?

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