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Wookie dick: Hairy or Not?

Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
edited May 2022 in Social Entropy++
So this is a subject of hot debate in my cirlce of friends. Is a wookie dick hairy? There are some who say its more like a dog dick, and some even say that its more like a horse dick.

What do you think?

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  • JifoochizomitJifoochizomit Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I'm sorry.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    It's huge.

    That's for certain.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    There's some red hair around it, but not enough to ruin the experience. I wouldn't adivse him to shave it off with all the other body hair he has.

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  • VorusVorus Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    You always let the wookie dick win, that's all that matters

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I mean, if you follow me.

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  • Ninja BotNinja Bot Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I'm sure there's Star Wars yaoi out there if you're curious and desperate enough.

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I am fairly sure it'd be in a sheath, which might be slightly hairy.
    The dick itself?
    No.
    Stupid.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    GIS wookiee dick

    I'm not going to do it, I'm just telling you to

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  • Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    why

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Sloppy Furry Thread 3 1/2 OR: How I learned to stop worrying and yiff it hard

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Yes, I agree.

    I would think a sheathed penis would be most advantageous to wookie-kind.

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Oh, they're hairy alright.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Lots of pubes, but the dick itself is hairless.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2007
    I'm gunna have to plant myself firmly in the Dog Dick camp

    like a little wookie lipstick tube

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  • Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    why

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Hi, is there a Cox there? First name, Harry.

    Also, according the NGC, male gorillas, while being both larger and weighing more that humans, have smaller penises than the average guy. Following the pattern, Wookies must have even tinier dicks. By that same reasoning, insects have enormous wangs.

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    one time i saw a cat stick it's little tentacle penis out and start licking it

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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    mully wrote: »
    SIX POINT FIVE

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    I'm gunna have to plant myself firmly in the Dog Dick camp

    like a little wookie lipstick tube

    i was thinking the same thing, only thermos sized, with the penis emerging in stages

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    I was thinking that it just kinda hung there.
    Hidden beneath layers of Wookie fur.

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    Druhim wrote: »
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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Dear. Sweet. Lord.

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  • monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    That cat penis thing was the worst thing so far

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    They're like birds okay

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    How does bird cock work?

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    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Dely Apple wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    SIX POINT FIVE

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

    ugh.

    go to hell, mr apple!

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I wonder if they're like fleas.

    It's all curled up inside of them, but when they lay loose it fills up a bathtub.

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I just presumed they vomited the wookie-semen into the lady-wookie's mouth?

    No?

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Wookiee dicks are several feet long, half an inch in diameter, prehensile, and orange.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Also a wookie is hung like a damn moose.
    Except even bigger.

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    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    ascot wrote: »
    I just presumed they vomited the wookie-semen into the lady-wookie's mouth?

    No?

    I can't even say "masturbate" around you and you go post things like this

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Oh man, prehensile donger...

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    I'm gunna have to plant myself firmly in the Dog Dick camp

    like a little wookie lipstick tube

    i was thinking the same thing, only thermos sized, with the penis emerging in stages

    like the mouth in Alien

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    also barbed at the tip

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Sloppy Furry Thread 3 1/2 OR: How I learned to stop worrying and yiff it hard

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  • monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Lol! wrote: »
    Also a wookie is hung like a damn moose.
    Except even bigger.

    So hung like Rank?

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    Wookiee dicks are several feet long, half an inch in diameter, prehensile, and orange.

    All hanging from a branch on Kashyyk by his cock.

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    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    GIS wookiee dick

    I'm not going to do it, I'm just telling you to

    I started typing this into my little search box and it automatically brought up wookiee furry and even that didn't return anything more than gay wolf bodybuilder porn.

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Framling wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    I'm gunna have to plant myself firmly in the Dog Dick camp

    like a little wookie lipstick tube

    i was thinking the same thing, only thermos sized, with the penis emerging in stages

    like the mouth in Alien

    oh hey I'm logged in as Framling



    um


    Jordyn, I've been cheating on you

    with

    um

    the cat

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    So if wookie dicks are that big, and prehensile, what must a wookie vagoo be like?
    Probably like that woman who can fit a football into her cooter.

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    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2007
    Framling wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    I'm gunna have to plant myself firmly in the Dog Dick camp

    like a little wookie lipstick tube

    i was thinking the same thing, only thermos sized, with the penis emerging in stages

    like the mouth in Alien

    complete with fangs and steel-melting bodily fluids

    Rankenphile on
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