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Wookie dick: Hairy or Not?

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  • SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I before E except after Wook in which case it's I before EE

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Bloods End wrote: »
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    Silly boy, Ewoks don't pilot.

    You take that back right now.

    Wes Janson would never lie to us.

    I'm sorry, son. He didn't mean to, but he did lie.

    I'm so sorry.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    this thread seems to make some fundamental assumptions about wookiees for which there is little to no evidence
    Yeah, like the assumption that Wookies are real. And that Wookies have dicks.

    Dublo7 on
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  • bongibongi regular
    edited December 2007
    yeah, king james cut out pretty much everything that even mentioned interstellar travel

    fucking prick

    Shakespeare wrote the King James bible, didn't he?


    Pfft. Way to cave to publisher pressure, WILLY.

    uhhhhh, no

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    What about Cylon dick?

    I think I know.
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2007
    PREPARE TO RECEIVE INPUT

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    BY YOUR COMMAND

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    this motherfucking thread

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    A thread about science fiction and erect penises.

    Frankly I'm stunned it took this long.

    Javen on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited December 2007
    maybe that explains why he's called nuber 8 :winky:

    bongi on
  • PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    If you compare wookies to gorillas, then they should be tiny.

    Polago on
  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    But they're in no way related

    CrossBuster on
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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Here's one: let us, for a moment, put aside Chewie's dick.


    What about his balls?

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    Neutered.

    Quetzi on
  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    How dare you suggest such a thing.


    Chewie is all wook.

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  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Reading through this thread now and I see this
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    A symbiotic relationship. A small creature lives inside the Wookie vagoo and feeds on the dongers of the weak.
    I'm thinking if I don't see the words "vagina dentata" somewhere on the fourth or fifth page I shall be truly shocked

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    what

    I click on the last page of this thread and it's still on topic, as it were

    for shame SE, for shame

    ZeroFill on
  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Well, the topic is penis.

    Metzger Meister on
  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    thats true. I suppose just about any page of any thread would look 'on topic' in this one.

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Scrum should merge all threads into this one, in a veritable orgy of on-topicness

    CrossBuster on
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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Knocked his head clean off

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Scrotal mass

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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    There's gotta be some Chewy/Leia illustrated fanfic out there.

    Or there will be.

    Ruckus on
  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Well, you've mentioned it, so if it didn't already exist, it's being frantically drawn (with one hand) right now.

    CrossBuster on
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  • Kane Red RobeKane Red Robe Master of Magic ArcanusRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Ruckus wrote: »
    There's gotta be some Chewy/Leia illustrated fanfic out there.

    Or there will be.

    Well, I don't know about illustrated fanfics, but I've definitely run across pictures during my internauting.

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  • GOJIRA!GOJIRA! Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Chewie has a son in the extended universe; for those that take these things into consideration.

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    "We are cursed," said Iyad Sarraj, a Gaza psychiatrist and a human rights activist. "Our leaders are either Israeli collaborators, asses, or mentally unstable."
    Sounds vaguely familiar...
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    only if they wrote out the conception

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    GOJIRA! wrote: »
    Chewie has a son in the extended universe; for those that take these things into consideration.

    Lowbacca, yes, we know, he was a Jedi. No more talking about Lowie.

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  • Goruda227Goruda227 Registered User regular
    So wait I have a question if it's prehensile does that mean he can do more than just flex it inside?!? Because I thought flexing it was another level of "oh press right there" now I'm hearing prehensile and I'm wondering does that mean it can move like a tentacle but while it being his dong???

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    15 year necro post

    amazing

  • Goruda227Goruda227 Registered User regular
    You were waiting for someone to comment on this it literally took you 1 minute to reply saying holy crap the post is alive I found this somewhere buried on Reddit after I watched solo and wondered now apon hearing this new info I'm both concerned and dare I say intrigued

  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Dislexic wrote: »
    GOJIRA! wrote: »
    Chewie has a son in the extended universe; for those that take these things into consideration.
    Lowbacca, yes, we know, he was a Jedi. No more talking about Lowie.

    Nah, Lowbacca was his nephew.
    Chewie's son had the much more dignified name of ... let me check. Ah, yes: "Lumpy".

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Goruda227 wrote: »
    You were waiting for someone to comment on this it literally took you 1 minute to reply saying holy crap the post is alive I found this somewhere buried on Reddit after I watched solo and wondered now apon hearing this new info I'm both concerned and dare I say intrigued

    after watching solo you went to reddit and then somehow registered an account on the penny arcade forums to ask a question about the anatomy of wookie penises

    and thank god you did

    we are actually the foremost experts on wookie penises

    or at least

    we were

    I regret to inform you that everyone that has ever posted in this thread has either been exiled or dead for at least a decade


  • Goruda227Goruda227 Registered User regular
    Damn late to the party then..

  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    Goruda227 wrote: »
    You were waiting for someone to comment on this it literally took you 1 minute to reply saying holy crap the post is alive I found this somewhere buried on Reddit after I watched solo and wondered now apon hearing this new info I'm both concerned and dare I say intrigued

    after watching solo you went to reddit and then somehow registered an account on the penny arcade forums to ask a question about the anatomy of wookie penises

    and thank god you did

    we are actually the foremost experts on wookie penises

    or at least

    we were

    I regret to inform you that everyone that has ever posted in this thread has either been exiled or dead for at least a decade


    And they took all the wookiee dicks with them.

  • Goruda227Goruda227 Registered User regular
    Well if wookie dick is off the table I wonder if there's an industry in starwars for lewd droids and what pray tell would they use

  • Goruda227Goruda227 Registered User regular
    And if they have something to use is it piston driven or is it more of a vibration thing or both

  • Goruda227Goruda227 Registered User regular
    All I know is the perfect name for the droid would be B.O.B.

  • Goruda227Goruda227 Registered User regular
    And does anyone know what the best fcking machine on the market is these days?

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