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Wookie dick: Hairy or Not?

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    JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Is it all your own work?

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    ooo me

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    SoupSoup Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    it's like I want to see it

    but at the same time I don't

    shit, just send it all to me

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    Milquetoast ThugMilquetoast Thug Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    AHAHAHAHA....That's... fantastic
    It should probably be offending me more... except that if you ignore the massive penis, the rest of the costume is adorable.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    That's amazing Toss.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Holy god the Lando part oh my sweet lord.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    You would think a dude writing fucked up Star Wars erotic fan fiction would be bad but then he is crazy racist as well.

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    JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Send it along, will give me something to read while I do this repetitive task I have set myself

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    The whole thing is tongue in cheek (or something) but it's still so graphic that uh

    yeah

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    And he's not even enough of a fan to know that nobody can activate a lightsaber except for a Jedi. Especially not a fucking ewok.

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    JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    ahahahahaha, absolutely fucking glorious!

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    JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Queertzi wrote: »
    And he's not even enough of a fan to know that nobody can activate a lightsaber except for a Jedi. Especially not a fucking ewok.

    Seriously, way to kill the realism.

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    yeah that part killed my boner
    i did not know that

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Wookies are mammals, right? One can then assume that their genitalia would be distinctly mammalian, i.e., a furred protective sheathe.

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Queertzi wrote: »
    And he's not even enough of a fan to know that nobody can activate a lightsaber except for a Jedi. Especially not a fucking ewok.

    Wait, why is that?

    I'm pretty sure that Grievous activated four.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Queertzi wrote: »
    And he's not even enough of a fan to know that nobody can activate a lightsaber except for a Jedi. Especially not a fucking ewok.
    Someone wants a word with you...

    han-solo.jpg

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    VorusVorus Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    prequels don't count
    Star Wars Law

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    JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Jimothy wrote: »
    Queertzi wrote: »
    And he's not even enough of a fan to know that nobody can activate a lightsaber except for a Jedi. Especially not a fucking ewok.

    Wait, why is that?

    I'm pretty sure that Grievous activated four.

    Anyone can use a lightsaber, I was attempting internet sarcasm, not sure about Q.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Jesus christ, are you all dumb?

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    JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    The midichlorians in your blood are in agreement.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I was just making shit up dudes.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Anyone can use a lightsaber. It takes a jedi to use it with skill or fenesse because of the fact that it's a very strange weapon, with all of it's weight opposite the business end.


    edit: also the fact that it's a fucking four foot shaft of pure energy.

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    JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    YOU DARED TO DEFY CANON!

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I seriously have never been that into Star Wars. The movies were pretty good as a kid, I haven't seen them since.

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    wait han used one in empire strikes back

    oh gay

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    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    Trillian wrote: »
    Bogey wrote: »
    Merry Xmas, Rank! :P

    Rankenphile is nothing but a great big ray of sunshine.

    YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU COCKSWILLING FETID SACK OF BUMJISM

    HEY YOU TAKE THAT BACK I AM NOT FETID

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    They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
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    JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    There is entirely too much star wars serious in this thread about wookie cock.

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    VorusVorus Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I just wanted an excuse to be mean to the prequels....
    my starwars knowledge is sorely lacking

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I've played a Star Wars d20 game and was yelled at for wanting my Mandalorian merc to be able to pick up the Jedi party member's lightsaber and go berserk.


    Our GM had an asthma attack over it and we all laughed and he got mad. :|


    edit: Wookie penis: knot or not?

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    JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Koshian wrote: »
    Junpei wrote: »
    YOU DARED TO DEFY CANON!

    LUCAS WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A PLATTER

    Bisexual Ewok Jedi Assassins have been dispatched.

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Ewok Jedis?

    Cool.

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    JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Jimothy wrote: »
    Ewok Jedis?

    Cool.

    Hey, they have to be to use lightsabers, right?

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Wookie Penis: A special Ted Koppel report.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    When I played Star Wars d20 I just got pissed that I couldn't play a Jawa and then ended up playing a Mon Cal techie who made only the most useless items. Or when I started making useful shit I either couldn't find parts for it or nobody in the party wanted it because blasters are cooler than slugthrowers or wrist mounted razorblade shooters apparently.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Queertzi wrote: »
    When I played Star Wars d20 I just got pissed that I couldn't play a Jawa and then ended up playing a Mon Cal techie who made only the most useless items. Or when I started making useful shit I either couldn't find parts for it or nobody in the party wanted it because blasters are cooler than slugthrowers or wrist mounted razorblade shooters apparently.

    But blasters are clumsy weapons. D:



    Also, I always liked playing as a Force Adept. Best of both worlds, really... I've also never played an alien. Closest I got was wanting really badly to play a Zabrak but being all like "Eh, fuck it."

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Metzger Meister wrote: »
    Queertzi wrote: »
    When I played Star Wars d20 I just got pissed that I couldn't play a Jawa and then ended up playing a Mon Cal techie who made only the most useless items. Or when I started making useful shit I either couldn't find parts for it or nobody in the party wanted it because blasters are cooler than slugthrowers or wrist mounted razorblade shooters apparently.

    But blasters are clumsy weapons. D:



    Also, I always liked playing as a Force Adept. Best of both worlds, really... I've also never played an alien. Closest I got was wanting really badly to play a Zabrak but being all like "Eh, fuck it."

    I think it was Pony that suggested the idea of instead of playing one single weak Jawa I should come up with a way to play a squad of them. Like four or five weak Jawas that go around doing all sorts of crazy ass shit.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    And that is pretty much my dream for playing Star Wars RPG ever again.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Queertzi wrote: »
    Metzger Meister wrote: »
    Queertzi wrote: »
    When I played Star Wars d20 I just got pissed that I couldn't play a Jawa and then ended up playing a Mon Cal techie who made only the most useless items. Or when I started making useful shit I either couldn't find parts for it or nobody in the party wanted it because blasters are cooler than slugthrowers or wrist mounted razorblade shooters apparently.

    But blasters are clumsy weapons. D:



    Also, I always liked playing as a Force Adept. Best of both worlds, really... I've also never played an alien. Closest I got was wanting really badly to play a Zabrak but being all like "Eh, fuck it."

    I think it was Pony that suggested the idea of instead of playing one single weak Jawa I should come up with a way to play a squad of them. Like four or five weak Jawas that go around doing all sorts of crazy ass shit.

    Dude, Jawa Spec Ops team.

    Seriously though, Zabrak are sweet. Darth Maul up in hee-yuh.

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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Has someone posted the wookie penis PA strip yet?

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    you are the third person to ask that

    guess what the answer is

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