SheriResident FlufferMy Living RoomRegistered Userregular
edited December 2007
Holy fucking shit I love craigslist
I remove unwanted people thats my service, I get rid of sub-humans,
Reply to: serv-521331395@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-28, 2:58AM EST
tired of people coming to your house and leaving people over all day who dont have a ride? we call them squaters
they eat your food and your drugs
and say they will pay rent
but they just sit on the couch
im one of those people but i stay on the couch and living room
other dooshbags come by and hangout all day not to chill we me just to eat my freinds food and drugs then they want rides
I GET RID OF THEM BOTTOM LINE
I GET RID OF THESE PEOPLE
IF YOU bv CONTACT ME ill COME OVER AND JUST PRETEND WE ARE FREINDS AND DONT TELL THEM who i am. i might HAVE TO BE AN ASS TO THESE PEOPLE AND LIE TO THEM I DONT CARE I WILL GET THOSE DOOSHBAGS SQUATERS OUT OF YOUR HOUSE AND OF YOUR COUCH AND SEND THEM TO SOME OTHER PERSONS PLACE
they might come back they usually do
but they will be gone
for that time
email me we can set up a DOOSHBAG REMOVAL
THIS IS NOT A JOKE "DO-IT-UP Doosh bag removal inc."
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You're so fucking terrible at being mean. I don't even know why you bother. You'll never make it in the professional malice bracket. You just don't have the chops for it, kid.
You're so fucking terrible at being mean. I don't even know why you bother. You'll never make it in the professional malice bracket. You just don't have the chops for it, kid.
You're so fucking terrible at being mean. I don't even know why you bother. You'll never make it in the professional malice bracket. You just don't have the chops for it, kid.
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So Sheri
You wanna come to a New Year's Eve party full of 17-year-olds?
to do the dishes
girls
to clean up my room
girls
to do the laundry
girls
and in the bathroom
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god we have been over this
eat my freinds
AWM NOM NOM NOM
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I will remove your douched-bags if you are in a desirable locale
I'm good at that
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No, though, you really aren't.
that would be my dream job
the trick is to not only ruin their prospects of food but also of leading any kind of life
on second thought i would be bad at this job
everyone i talked to would just hang themselves
and that would leave me out of business
Hey
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It's true though
born and raised
You're so fucking terrible at being mean. I don't even know why you bother. You'll never make it in the professional malice bracket. You just don't have the chops for it, kid.
On a playground is where you'll spend most of your days.
i love that cd
too bad you'll never spend christmas with the rat pack
no, no it isnt
sorry
But she does have moxy
and gams
gams is important for a dame
the corner is where kids spend their time in philly
5 o'clock in the morning
where you gonna be?
Oh and spunk
I'm getting massive readings from the spunkometer
Actually, that might be the Geiger counter.
probably at work
making an industrious living
contributing to society
it's like they all say
if she's got sass
she better double it in
...
... wait, what's something that rhymes with sass?
It's the main chemical precursor to MDMA, aka Ecstasy!
so that's why those candy canes are so good