Oh guys I think this girl like-likes me and I like-like her too, what should I do? We talk a lot but I can't bring myself to tell her how I feel for fear of rejection and and and- oh fuck it
Also, personality is a must.
The current girl, I didn't even notice the boobs until a couple months after I met her.
Actually, not until she mentioned them during lunch.
I basically got to sit and listen to 3 girls talk about their tits for 10 minutes.
Just sitting there thinking "there is no good comment I could make right now. I need to just stay quiet."
After you left they spent the next 15 minutes discussing in-depth your reactions to various points in the previous conversation.
Making tick-marks in boxes, updating the global database.
I was there afterwards, too.
It went something like
Her: "So, yeah, I was looking at pictures from semi, and my boobs didn't look that big in my dress!"
Friend 1: "Are you kidding they were huge!"
Friend 2: "Yeah, what the hell are you talking about?"
For ten minutes[./I]
Sitting there trying not to say "Well they look big now, I don't know how they looked small in your dress!"
I can guarantee you weren't there when they were feeding the evaluation forms into the supercomputer.
Also, personality is a must.
The current girl, I didn't even notice the boobs until a couple months after I met her.
Actually, not until she mentioned them during lunch.
I basically got to sit and listen to 3 girls talk about their tits for 10 minutes.
Just sitting there thinking "there is no good comment I could make right now. I need to just stay quiet."
I made a comment more than once
A drink was tossed at one time
I was flipped off another
And the other day: Shall I speak louder for everyone to hear was said? Because you seem to be interested in the converstion when it deals with nothing you have.
It's hard not to be sarcastic to two women when one is discussing how she wants smaller tits because of the attention they cause
She is 5'2" with a GG sized chest
My freind is the one who makes the remarks back to be
i always seem to make terrible mistakes when it comes to holding my tongue in front of women
i always choose my words before i speak and nothing i have said directly before a slap seemed bad
sure enough...
in fact i got slapped once for saying "ooh he's in the bathroom, he should be back in a few minutes" when asked where my friend was once
I'm still lost on that one
like.
it couldn't have been my tone
i have been practically monotone since the 3rd grade
Hey here's some fun:
One of this girl's friends hates my guts. Like, refuses to look at me, and speaks to me long enough to tell me to kill myself.
The rest of her friends are cool, but this one is just a huge bitch.
actually to be honest they caught me so off guard i never have a chance to do anything but stand there for like 10 seconds looking dumb
i have only ever caught a slap once and it was after i had already been slapped. apparently they also don't like when you ask "what was that for?" or when you catch their hand, as the catch was followed by a 3rd unforeseen slap
boy i am making it sound like i just walked around getting slapped in my childhood
i have not been slapped many times as i always choose my words right, but man when i was it's like "uuuh, ok, now what do we do"
let me be the first to say "there is no carrying on a conversation after you have been slapped by someone"
and storming away isn't my style either
so we pretty much just stand there for a while till she leaves
I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
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The Black HunterThe key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple,unimpeachable reason to existRegistered Userregular
edited December 2007
I was being a right fuck to one of my friends in my technical design class and she slapped me off my chair.
The entire class got kicked out.
Afterwards I was full on punched in the face by another female friend, I had no idea what I had said.
Also, personality is a must.
The current girl, I didn't even notice the boobs until a couple months after I met her.
Actually, not until she mentioned them during lunch.
I basically got to sit and listen to 3 girls talk about their tits for 10 minutes.
Just sitting there thinking "there is no good comment I could make right now. I need to just stay quiet."
After you left they spent the next 15 minutes discussing in-depth your reactions to various points in the previous conversation.
Making tick-marks in boxes, updating the global database.
I was there afterwards, too.
It went something like
Her: "So, yeah, I was looking at pictures from semi, and my boobs didn't look that big in my dress!"
Friend 1: "Are you kidding they were huge!"
Friend 2: "Yeah, what the hell are you talking about?"
For ten minutes[./I]
Sitting there trying not to say "Well they look big now, I don't know how they looked small in your dress!"
I can guarantee you weren't there when they were feeding the evaluation forms into the supercomputer.
I was worried for a second until I remembered girls can't use computers
Also, personality is a must.
The current girl, I didn't even notice the boobs until a couple months after I met her.
Actually, not until she mentioned them during lunch.
I basically got to sit and listen to 3 girls talk about their tits for 10 minutes.
Just sitting there thinking "there is no good comment I could make right now. I need to just stay quiet."
After you left they spent the next 15 minutes discussing in-depth your reactions to various points in the previous conversation.
Making tick-marks in boxes, updating the global database.
I was there afterwards, too.
It went something like
Her: "So, yeah, I was looking at pictures from semi, and my boobs didn't look that big in my dress!"
Friend 1: "Are you kidding they were huge!"
Friend 2: "Yeah, what the hell are you talking about?"
For ten minutes[./I]
Sitting there trying not to say "Well they look big now, I don't know how they looked small in your dress!"
I can guarantee you weren't there when they were feeding the evaluation forms into the supercomputer.
I was worried for a second until I remembered girls can't use computers
Also, personality is a must.
The current girl, I didn't even notice the boobs until a couple months after I met her.
Actually, not until she mentioned them during lunch.
I basically got to sit and listen to 3 girls talk about their tits for 10 minutes.
Just sitting there thinking "there is no good comment I could make right now. I need to just stay quiet."
After you left they spent the next 15 minutes discussing in-depth your reactions to various points in the previous conversation.
Making tick-marks in boxes, updating the global database.
I was there afterwards, too.
It went something like
Her: "So, yeah, I was looking at pictures from semi, and my boobs didn't look that big in my dress!"
Friend 1: "Are you kidding they were huge!"
Friend 2: "Yeah, what the hell are you talking about?"
For ten minutes[./I]
Sitting there trying not to say "Well they look big now, I don't know how they looked small in your dress!"
I can guarantee you weren't there when they were feeding the evaluation forms into the supercomputer.
I was worried for a second until I remembered girls can't use computers
i am posting via morse code
teefs you don't count cause you learned to learn the computer as a boy
girls only can't use computers cause it's too hard for them to learn
Oh guys I think this girl like-likes me and I like-like her too, what should I do? We talk a lot but I can't bring myself to tell her how I feel for fear of rejection and and and- oh fuck it
Teefs I want to squeeze you and give you kisses!
d'awwwww
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Tossrocktoo weird to livetoo rare to dieRegistered Userregular
edited December 2007
If only their spatial reasoning cortex was a little larger
suck on that, female gender
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Tossrocktoo weird to livetoo rare to dieRegistered Userregular
edited December 2007
I am assuming spatial reasoning is done in a "cortex"
Oh guys I think this girl like-likes me and I like-like her too, what should I do? We talk a lot but I can't bring myself to tell her how I feel for fear of rejection and and and- oh fuck it
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i think this is because i lack any of such talent whatsoever
I can guarantee you weren't there when they were feeding the evaluation forms into the supercomputer.
i always seem to make terrible mistakes when it comes to holding my tongue in front of women
i always choose my words before i speak and nothing i have said directly before a slap seemed bad
sure enough...
in fact i got slapped once for saying "ooh he's in the bathroom, he should be back in a few minutes" when asked where my friend was once
I'm still lost on that one
like.
it couldn't have been my tone
i have been practically monotone since the 3rd grade
One of this girl's friends hates my guts. Like, refuses to look at me, and speaks to me long enough to tell me to kill myself.
The rest of her friends are cool, but this one is just a huge bitch.
She's not bad looking, she's just a raging cunt.
like a wild horse
EDIT: dang
actually to be honest they caught me so off guard i never have a chance to do anything but stand there for like 10 seconds looking dumb
i have only ever caught a slap once and it was after i had already been slapped. apparently they also don't like when you ask "what was that for?" or when you catch their hand, as the catch was followed by a 3rd unforeseen slap
boy i am making it sound like i just walked around getting slapped in my childhood
i have not been slapped many times as i always choose my words right, but man when i was it's like "uuuh, ok, now what do we do"
let me be the first to say "there is no carrying on a conversation after you have been slapped by someone"
and storming away isn't my style either
so we pretty much just stand there for a while till she leaves
The entire class got kicked out.
Afterwards I was full on punched in the face by another female friend, I had no idea what I had said.
Trust me.
I saw this on a Command & Conquer intro.
Holy shit I think that is actually what I said.
I am just so damn charming.
but man it was supposed to happen if you could catch her hand too
look at knights of cydonia
we were supposed to have hot post slap sex
not another slap
that's just mean
I think you should do this:
Every time you say something to a chick, cover your face.
Or if you want to be a bit more aggressive, slap the chick after everything you say.
I was worried for a second until I remembered girls can't use computers
this sounds like the best idea
Never been slapped though.
Nah you're grandfathered in
teefs you don't count cause you learned to learn the computer as a boy
girls only can't use computers cause it's too hard for them to learn
d'awwwww
suck on that, female gender
I mean what's not, really
too bad they passed up on that for their "jeans at the mall" lobe
if only your donger was a little longer.
Math is hard, let's go shopping!
If only
all sappy and lovey dovey
"the only 1s and 0s i want to see is 10% off at maceys"