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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    i realized after my ex broke up with me that i'm pretty attracted to chicks with artistic talent

    i think this is because i lack any of such talent whatsoever

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    LinksvilleLinksville Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Oh guys I think this girl like-likes me and I like-like her too, what should I do? We talk a lot but I can't bring myself to tell her how I feel for fear of rejection and and and- oh fuck it

    <3 Teefs <3 I want to squeeze you and give you kisses! <3

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    edited December 2007
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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I... I have to go...

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Lol! wrote: »
    Seriously wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Also, personality is a must.
    The current girl, I didn't even notice the boobs until a couple months after I met her.
    Actually, not until she mentioned them during lunch.
    I basically got to sit and listen to 3 girls talk about their tits for 10 minutes.

    Just sitting there thinking "there is no good comment I could make right now. I need to just stay quiet."

    After you left they spent the next 15 minutes discussing in-depth your reactions to various points in the previous conversation.

    Making tick-marks in boxes, updating the global database.

    I was there afterwards, too.
    It went something like
    Her: "So, yeah, I was looking at pictures from semi, and my boobs didn't look that big in my dress!"
    Friend 1: "Are you kidding they were huge!"
    Friend 2: "Yeah, what the hell are you talking about?"

    For ten minutes[./I]
    Sitting there trying not to say "Well they look big now, I don't know how they looked small in your dress!"

    I can guarantee you weren't there when they were feeding the evaluation forms into the supercomputer.

    Seriously on
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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Also, personality is a must.
    The current girl, I didn't even notice the boobs until a couple months after I met her.
    Actually, not until she mentioned them during lunch.
    I basically got to sit and listen to 3 girls talk about their tits for 10 minutes.

    Just sitting there thinking "there is no good comment I could make right now. I need to just stay quiet."

    I made a comment more than once
    A drink was tossed at one time
    I was flipped off another
    And the other day: Shall I speak louder for everyone to hear was said? Because you seem to be interested in the converstion when it deals with nothing you have.

    It's hard not to be sarcastic to two women when one is discussing how she wants smaller tits because of the attention they cause
    She is 5'2" with a GG sized chest
    My freind is the one who makes the remarks back to be

    i always seem to make terrible mistakes when it comes to holding my tongue in front of women

    i always choose my words before i speak and nothing i have said directly before a slap seemed bad

    sure enough...

    in fact i got slapped once for saying "ooh he's in the bathroom, he should be back in a few minutes" when asked where my friend was once

    I'm still lost on that one

    like.

    it couldn't have been my tone

    i have been practically monotone since the 3rd grade

    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Well if you don't already know why that's offensive there's just no educating you.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I hope you slapped her back, I'd Fuck Chuck.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Hey here's some fun:
    One of this girl's friends hates my guts. Like, refuses to look at me, and speaks to me long enough to tell me to kill myself.
    The rest of her friends are cool, but this one is just a huge bitch.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Wiggin, she wants you to put your wanger in her hanger.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Fisticuffs

    Seriously on
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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    I would not mind doing that very much.
    She's not bad looking, she's just a raging cunt.

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    ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    she wants you to tame her
    like a wild horse

    Zoolander on
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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Taming of the shrew

    EDIT: dang

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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I hope you slapped her back, I'd Fuck Chuck.

    actually to be honest they caught me so off guard i never have a chance to do anything but stand there for like 10 seconds looking dumb

    i have only ever caught a slap once and it was after i had already been slapped. apparently they also don't like when you ask "what was that for?" or when you catch their hand, as the catch was followed by a 3rd unforeseen slap

    boy i am making it sound like i just walked around getting slapped in my childhood

    i have not been slapped many times as i always choose my words right, but man when i was it's like "uuuh, ok, now what do we do"

    let me be the first to say "there is no carrying on a conversation after you have been slapped by someone"

    and storming away isn't my style either

    so we pretty much just stand there for a while till she leaves

    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I was being a right fuck to one of my friends in my technical design class and she slapped me off my chair.
    The entire class got kicked out.


    Afterwards I was full on punched in the face by another female friend, I had no idea what I had said.

    The Black Hunter on
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    ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I was being a right fuck to one of my friends in my technical design class and she slapped me off my chair.
    The entire class got kicked out.


    Afterwards I was full on punched in the face by another female friend, I had no idea what I had said.
    "What manly arms you have"

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    If a chick slaps you, and you slap her back, it always ends up with a hot passionate kiss.

    Trust me.

    I saw this on a Command & Conquer intro.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    So you're saying I need to get this girl to slap me.

    Me Too! on
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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Zoolander wrote: »
    I was being a right fuck to one of my friends in my technical design class and she slapped me off my chair.
    The entire class got kicked out.


    Afterwards I was full on punched in the face by another female friend, I had no idea what I had said.
    "What manly arms you have"

    Holy shit I think that is actually what I said.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I have never been slapped by a girl, even though I've occassionally, and sometimes even accidentally, said offensive things.

    I am just so damn charming.

    Seriously on
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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    If a chick slaps you, and you slap her back, it always ends up with a hot passionate kiss.

    Trust me.

    I saw this on a Command & Conquer intro.

    but man it was supposed to happen if you could catch her hand too

    look at knights of cydonia

    we were supposed to have hot post slap sex

    not another slap

    that's just mean

    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    If a chick slaps you, and you slap her back, it always ends up with a hot passionate kiss.

    Trust me.

    I saw this on a Command & Conquer intro.

    but man it was supposed to happen if you could catch her hand too

    look at knights of cydonia

    we were supposed to have hot post slap sex

    not another slap

    that's just mean

    I think you should do this:

    Every time you say something to a chick, cover your face.

    Or if you want to be a bit more aggressive, slap the chick after everything you say.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Seriously wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Seriously wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Also, personality is a must.
    The current girl, I didn't even notice the boobs until a couple months after I met her.
    Actually, not until she mentioned them during lunch.
    I basically got to sit and listen to 3 girls talk about their tits for 10 minutes.

    Just sitting there thinking "there is no good comment I could make right now. I need to just stay quiet."

    After you left they spent the next 15 minutes discussing in-depth your reactions to various points in the previous conversation.

    Making tick-marks in boxes, updating the global database.

    I was there afterwards, too.
    It went something like
    Her: "So, yeah, I was looking at pictures from semi, and my boobs didn't look that big in my dress!"
    Friend 1: "Are you kidding they were huge!"
    Friend 2: "Yeah, what the hell are you talking about?"

    For ten minutes[./I]
    Sitting there trying not to say "Well they look big now, I don't know how they looked small in your dress!"

    I can guarantee you weren't there when they were feeding the evaluation forms into the supercomputer.

    I was worried for a second until I remembered girls can't use computers

    Tossrock on
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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Yeah, thank god that on the internet at least we're safe.

    Seriously on
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited December 2007
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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    If a chick slaps you, and you slap her back, it always ends up with a hot passionate kiss.

    Trust me.

    I saw this on a Command & Conquer intro.

    but man it was supposed to happen if you could catch her hand too

    look at knights of cydonia

    we were supposed to have hot post slap sex

    not another slap

    that's just mean

    I think you should do this:

    Every time you say something to a chick, cover your face.

    Or if you want to be a bit more aggressive, slap the chick after everything you say.

    this sounds like the best idea

    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
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    GantZGantZ Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I've been kicked in the nuts once by my ex-gf. It hurt.

    Never been slapped though.

    GantZ on
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    Redeemer wrote:
    GantZ, cock now.
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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Seriously wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Seriously wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Also, personality is a must.
    The current girl, I didn't even notice the boobs until a couple months after I met her.
    Actually, not until she mentioned them during lunch.
    I basically got to sit and listen to 3 girls talk about their tits for 10 minutes.

    Just sitting there thinking "there is no good comment I could make right now. I need to just stay quiet."

    After you left they spent the next 15 minutes discussing in-depth your reactions to various points in the previous conversation.

    Making tick-marks in boxes, updating the global database.

    I was there afterwards, too.
    It went something like
    Her: "So, yeah, I was looking at pictures from semi, and my boobs didn't look that big in my dress!"
    Friend 1: "Are you kidding they were huge!"
    Friend 2: "Yeah, what the hell are you talking about?"

    For ten minutes[./I]
    Sitting there trying not to say "Well they look big now, I don't know how they looked small in your dress!"

    I can guarantee you weren't there when they were feeding the evaluation forms into the supercomputer.

    I was worried for a second until I remembered girls can't use computers
    i am posting via morse code

    Nah you're grandfathered in

    Tossrock on
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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Seriously wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Seriously wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Also, personality is a must.
    The current girl, I didn't even notice the boobs until a couple months after I met her.
    Actually, not until she mentioned them during lunch.
    I basically got to sit and listen to 3 girls talk about their tits for 10 minutes.

    Just sitting there thinking "there is no good comment I could make right now. I need to just stay quiet."

    After you left they spent the next 15 minutes discussing in-depth your reactions to various points in the previous conversation.

    Making tick-marks in boxes, updating the global database.

    I was there afterwards, too.
    It went something like
    Her: "So, yeah, I was looking at pictures from semi, and my boobs didn't look that big in my dress!"
    Friend 1: "Are you kidding they were huge!"
    Friend 2: "Yeah, what the hell are you talking about?"

    For ten minutes[./I]
    Sitting there trying not to say "Well they look big now, I don't know how they looked small in your dress!"

    I can guarantee you weren't there when they were feeding the evaluation forms into the supercomputer.

    I was worried for a second until I remembered girls can't use computers
    i am posting via morse code

    teefs you don't count cause you learned to learn the computer as a boy

    girls only can't use computers cause it's too hard for them to learn

    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Linksville wrote: »
    Oh guys I think this girl like-likes me and I like-like her too, what should I do? We talk a lot but I can't bring myself to tell her how I feel for fear of rejection and and and- oh fuck it

    <3 Teefs <3 I want to squeeze you and give you kisses! <3

    d'awwwww

    Belruel on
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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    If only their spatial reasoning cortex was a little larger

    suck on that, female gender

    Tossrock on
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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I am assuming spatial reasoning is done in a "cortex"

    I mean what's not, really

    Tossrock on
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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Tossrock wrote: »
    If only their spatial reasoning cortex was a little larger

    suck on that, female gender

    too bad they passed up on that for their "jeans at the mall" lobe

    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Tossrock wrote: »
    If only their spatial reasoning cortex was a little larger

    suck on that, female gender

    if only your donger was a little longer.

    Belruel on
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    edited December 2007
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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    too bad they passed up on that for their "jeans at the mall" lobe

    Math is hard, let's go shopping!
    Belruel wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    If only their spatial reasoning cortex was a little larger

    suck on that, female gender

    if only your donger was a little longer.

    If only :(

    Tossrock on
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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Belruel wrote: »
    Linksville wrote: »
    Oh guys I think this girl like-likes me and I like-like her too, what should I do? We talk a lot but I can't bring myself to tell her how I feel for fear of rejection and and and- oh fuck it

    <3 Teefs <3 I want to squeeze you and give you kisses! <3

    d'awwwww
    he's so gay but so awesome

    all sappy and lovey dovey

    Belruel on
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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    One good way to make a penis bigger is to stimulate it properly.

    Seriously on
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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Tossrock wrote: »
    too bad they passed up on that for their "jeans at the mall" lobe

    Math is hard, let's go shopping!

    "the only 1s and 0s i want to see is 10% off at maceys"

    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
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