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GantZGantZ Registered User regular
edited January 2008 in Social Entropy++
So, I like this girl. And things aren't progressing beyond the phase of kissing.

So I though it might be smart to ask the wisemen of SE++ for some tips to court this girl and make her mine forever.

Or you know, talk about your own problems with a crazy little thing called love.
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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    do her

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    One time I touched a girl



    then she woke up

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    tap that ass

    or your chance will pass

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  • GantZGantZ Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I could rape her, but I think that might fuck up my chances of a relationship.

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    all girls think you don't like them if you haven't pulled out your donger after the first date.

    i should know, i'm a girl, its standard precedure

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Obey the rule

    Show her your tool


    edit: Well played you darling little bee, well played.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    If there's grass on the field play ball

    Old enough to bleed's old enough to breed

    Hit it before puberty does



    Babyfuck, babyfuck, it's awwwwwwwwwright

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Tell her she has nice titties.

    Even if she doesn't.

    It's alright to lie to women.

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  • GantZGantZ Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    So. If I pull out my giant manrod and slap her in the face with it, that should score me some points?

    Man, I knew asking you guys would work out!

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited December 2007
    Play a game of “just the tip” with her.

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Tell her she has nice titties.

    Even if she doesn't.

    It's alright to lie to women.

    they aren't really people

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited December 2007
    Belruel wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Tell her she has nice titties.

    Even if she doesn't.

    It's alright to lie to women.

    they aren't really people

    I prefer to think of them as semen receptacles/baby factories.

    Like some crazy Rube Goldberg machine, but with titties.

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    We didn't say slap her with it...just show it to her.

    Put the ball in her court, as it where.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    If a girl ever tells you that she loves you, punch her twice in the face as hard as you possibly can.

    If she sticks around after that, she's a keeper.

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    if she grabs the dong and slaps it twice against each cheek it means she accepts your offering

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  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Tell her she has nice titties.

    Even if she doesn't.

    It's alright to lie to women.

    they aren't really people

    I prefer to think of them as semen receptacles/baby factories.

    Like some crazy Rube Goldberg machine, but with titties.

    This.

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  • GantZGantZ Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    If a girl ever tells you that she loves you, punch her twice in the face as hard as you possibly can.

    If she sticks around after that, she's a keeper.

    This. This right here is some solid advice.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    They bleed and don't die

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Basically, what I think we're all trying to say is this:

    Girls are for fags.

    Start fucking guys instead.

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Basically, what I think we're all trying to say is this:

    Girls are for fags.

    Start fucking guys instead.

    it worked for me

    :^:

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Immediately pick her up and throw her as far as you can

    this is an indicator of how long your marriage will last, and feats of strength impress women, who are weak

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    TINY LITTLE PEOPLE COME OUT OF THEM

    OUT OF THEIR HOLES

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    women are genetically engineered sex toys for men

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    TINY LITTLE PEOPLE COME OUT OF THEM

    OUT OF THEIR HOLES

    ALSO IT IS LIKE AN OPEN WOUND AND SMELLS OF FISH.

    A FISH WOUND THAT EXPELS SMALL PARASITES

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  • GantZGantZ Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Immediately pick her up and throw her as far as you can

    this is an indicator of how long your marriage will last, and feats of strength impress women, who are weak

    Like the scottish?


    I hear they like throwing things.

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited December 2007
    Take it up the ass in front of her. It shows her your feminine side. Chicks eat that shit up.

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited December 2007
    GantZ wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Immediately pick her up and throw her as far as you can

    this is an indicator of how long your marriage will last, and feats of strength impress women, who are weak

    Like the scottish?


    I hear they like throwing things.

    I don’t think the Scottish like anything.

    They just drunkenly tolerate some things. Like fighting. And bagpipes.

    They are so angry

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Belruel wrote: »
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    TINY LITTLE PEOPLE COME OUT OF THEM

    OUT OF THEIR HOLES

    ALSO IT IS LIKE AN OPEN WOUND AND SMELLS OF FISH.

    A FISH WOUND THAT EXPELS SMALL PARASITES

    IF THEY DON'T CLEAN OUT THEIR SIN SLIT WITH BLEACH AT LEAST SEVEN TIMES A DAY IT BECOMES A DEN OF TINY DEMON SPIDERS WHICH CAN BURST FORTH AT ANYTIME AND CONSUME YOUR BODY AND SOUL.

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    TINY LITTLE PEOPLE COME OUT OF THEM

    OUT OF THEIR HOLES

    ALSO IT IS LIKE AN OPEN WOUND AND SMELLS OF FISH.

    A FISH WOUND THAT EXPELS SMALL PARASITES

    IF THEY DON'T CLEAN OUT THEIR SIN SLIT WITH BLEACH AT LEAST SEVEN TIMES A DAY IT BECOMES A DEN OF TINY DEMON SPIDERS WHICH CAN BURST FORTH AT ANYTIME AND CONSUME YOUR BODY AND SOUL.

    ALSO IT HAS TEETH

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    GantZ wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Immediately pick her up and throw her as far as you can

    this is an indicator of how long your marriage will last, and feats of strength impress women, who are weak

    Like the scottish?


    I hear they like throwing things.

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=Sf947hlRn6s

    That should be an effective demonstration

    Yes, her head should hit the ground

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  • GantZGantZ Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    suilimeA wrote: »
    GantZ wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Immediately pick her up and throw her as far as you can

    this is an indicator of how long your marriage will last, and feats of strength impress women, who are weak

    Like the scottish?


    I hear they like throwing things.

    I don’t think the Scottish like anything.

    They just drunkenly tolerate some things. Like fighting. And bagpipes.

    They are so angry

    The scots I saw after a football match in Amsterdam sure liked alcohol though. All throwing things and playing their bagpipes.

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  • GantZGantZ Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I just dropped my sigarette on my loverod. Foruming naked is dangerous.

    And painfull.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Belruel wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    TINY LITTLE PEOPLE COME OUT OF THEM

    OUT OF THEIR HOLES

    ALSO IT IS LIKE AN OPEN WOUND AND SMELLS OF FISH.

    A FISH WOUND THAT EXPELS SMALL PARASITES

    IF THEY DON'T CLEAN OUT THEIR SIN SLIT WITH BLEACH AT LEAST SEVEN TIMES A DAY IT BECOMES A DEN OF TINY DEMON SPIDERS WHICH CAN BURST FORTH AT ANYTIME AND CONSUME YOUR BODY AND SOUL.

    ALSO IT HAS TEETH
    AND THOSE TEETH HAVE TEETH

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Sierpinski teethangle

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    It was the first thing I thought of when I saw the title

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited December 2007
    GantZ wrote: »
    I just dropped my sigarette on my loverod. Foruming naked is dangerous.

    And painfull.

    Strangely, this makes me want to smoke.

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  • Green LanternGreen Lantern Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    The best way to test a woman is to ask her if she wants to play Rumble Roses or DOA Xtreme 2 with you. If she says yes she is really a keeper or a secret lesbian

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    suilimeA wrote: »
    GantZ wrote: »
    I just dropped my sigarette on my loverod. Foruming naked is dangerous.

    And painfull.

    Strangely, this makes me want to smoke cock.

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited December 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    suilimeA wrote: »
    GantZ wrote: »
    I just dropped my sigarette on my loverod. Foruming naked is dangerous.

    And painfull.

    Strangely, this makes me want to smoke cock.

    That is already a given dude.

    Like, the background radiation that permeates the universe forever. That is like my desire to smoke cock.

    But I’m talking about cigarettes ’cause that is more of an up-and-down thing.

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