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Trillian
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My roommate has a cage full of them, and they haven't been cleaned out in ohh, a few months at least.
The entire apartment reeks of ammonia and rat-stench and is completely and utterly foul.
I don't know why this mess hasn't been cleaned in so long. It obviously needs to be done, and it's really starting to get to me. My nose burns when I walk in the room, and the worst part is, I sleep nearest to this festering shit pen, and my pets have to live right beside it.
What, Oh Fair SE++, should I do to deal with this problem?
The entire apartment reeks of ammonia and rat-stench and is completely and utterly foul.
I don't know why this mess hasn't been cleaned in so long. It obviously needs to be done, and it's really starting to get to me. My nose burns when I walk in the room, and the worst part is, I sleep nearest to this festering shit pen, and my pets have to live right beside it.
What, Oh Fair SE++, should I do to deal with this problem?
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
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i had a friend that kept gerbils and they stunk like crazy
i can only imagine rats are worse
in the nearest Arbys
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open window
the solution will become apparent immediately
Forget to close the lid one day.
Problem solved and you have a cool pet.
All problems can be solved through carnage
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
Knob is correct.
Fresh air or sunlight destroys the modern rat!
It lived in the nasty broken-ass couch, and if you ever sat on it it would run across your back and you would feel its nasty disease-ridden claws skitter across your flesh.
I waited for the kids to be at school and the parents to be off who fucking knows where probably scoring coke at a bar or something and let it go in the woods out back of the house.
Everyone was better off, but the kids kept fucking bawling about poor stupid templeton.
I'm going to give you the same advice my father gave me when I became old enough to grasp such notions
no matter what happens, make it look like an accident
We're funny and forlorn;
We live in sewers, love in sewers,
And our hearts are torn;
We laugh, we cry,
We sing in harmony;
I love her - but I love him -
And darn it, he loves me!
Ohhh...Rats Rats Rats Rats Rats!
question 2: if said roommate has been told and asked
then you OBVIOUSLY must release the rats into her room and break a key off in the lock
there was about five months where the Charlotte's Web cartoon was used instead of paying attention to their children
Make them watch movie. Movie's over? Rewind movie, replay movie, threaten to abandon them if they don't sit quietly and watch the movie. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Alternatively, cut off your roommate's head and use it as a hat while prancing around the rat cage in a bizarre pagan ritually. Invite Crispin Glover. Hold chili cook off.
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
man up, bitch
let's hug it out, bitch
Why do you insist on stating the obvious?
what did you find out about that portfolio
my drawings lately have been turning out sweeeeeeeet
like, I kinda broke through a bunch of problems i had been having and totally got the hang of pencil drawing again
Oh, just two email addresses to mail if you had questions, but I think they're administration people, so I'm not sure if you'll get the answers you want ,but I can still send em to you if you want.
My friend's roommate apparently wasn't as helpful as we had hoped.
I know a girl who used to keep a pet rat in a cheap, plastic purse wherever she went. His name was "Sydney Templeton", likely because she couldn't settle on just one name. It was actually a cool rat but you could tell she only kept it around to "shock" people and be "edgy". She bleaches half her hair, dyes the rest an oily black and now in liu of a rat she keeps a pitbull named "Pinky" who is the sweetest little thing until you see it try to eat the cat or play "fetch" with a basketball (and killing the ball in the process).
You see, she's very "unique" which is why she and her friends look and dress exactly the same.
Kill her then dress her in an ICP shirt so the police will know it was justified.
But I blame the parents.
That's what you get for never setting limits on your child's behavior.