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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    We'd all be our real selves though so it'd be interesting to see who could name who.

    personas would be funnier

    it would be the most surreal comic

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    KirkKirk Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Is this where we ask for money?

    I just want my 14k in school loans paid off.

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    You'd need to be a giant mutant centipede though, or else you couldn't bee seen.

    We could all be partying up on the SS Bitchin' ...

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Is this the thread where we hit up Veretas for cash?

    Because I could sure go for some.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    We'd all be our real selves though so it'd be interesting to see who could name who.

    personas would be funnier

    it would be the most surreal comic

    Yeah but when you're telling your grand-children about that one time you were in the acclaimed Penny Arcade comic (recently recognized by the Digital Library of Congress as a significant culture work), and they ask which one and you say "the centipede smoking the joint" they are all going to laugh at you and then your son-in-law will say "That proves it, he's got Alzheimer's" and they will put you in a home and you will never see your daughter ever again.

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    That is the best thing ever, Primus.

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    KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Guys he doesn't have the money. Asking him for some is futile.

    We should be asking for his mom's number so we can ask her for money. Or address...

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Well..I do know that she lives in Minnesota.

    so right now I'm a step ahead of all you suckas

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    QuethalQuethal The Infrequent OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Hey, I was set back $100 today while buying a power supply for my computer since my last one broke. My job's not doing well in these cold winter months (architect's office) so I'm effectively jobless until the weather warms up and I still haven't gotten my plane/hotel reservations for PAX yet (I have the tickets for entry).

    So what I'm saying is please take a bunch of money and hire someone to kill my rich grandparents so that they'll leave me my inheritance and I'll totally be your slave for a day!

    So what's the hotel situation at PAX?

    There's a reduced rate for PAX-goers. I don't know if the floor thing was ever worked out. If only someone on the boards had a shit-ton of money and could rent out an entire floor of a hotel building for a few of his internet acquaintances...

    Yeah if only, gosh that'd be so neat.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Veretas

    if you do anything don't let people tell you how to spend your money

    if you want to open a bakery of Creepy Crawlies, that is your call, man

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    redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    so, how bout a consolidation loan? including all my debts, it would be about $200,000.

    That would pay off my house, student loans, and credit card debt for my wife and i.

    then i could just pay your mom.

    write it up, yo,

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Veretas

    if you do anything don't let people tell you how to spend your money

    if you want to open a bakery of Creepy Crawlies, that is your call, man

    i wanted one of these when i was a kid so bad.

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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    It is unfortunate that in today's society, this amount of money would still not make you 'rich'

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    Totally BonerTotally Boner __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Make sure she gets the money up front instead of taht monthly installment bullshit. That can cause alot of probs.

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    thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    veretas your mom is crazy (rich)

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    arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    This amount of money can make you rich though--I could double this in a year

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    You'd need to be a giant mutant centipede though, or else you couldn't bee seen.

    We could all be partying up on the SS Bitchin' ...

    I have a picture on my computer at home

    probably somebody else has it too

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    DAMASCUS - I wanna see it.

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    How come when they show the lottery winners on TV it's always some lifeless old woman who doesn't even seem to give a shit?
    Why did she even buy a ticket?
    Give me the gift certificate.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Nogs wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Veretas

    if you do anything don't let people tell you how to spend your money

    if you want to open a bakery of Creepy Crawlies, that is your call, man

    i wanted one of these when i was a kid so bad.

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    I had one, but I wasn't allowed to use it without one of my parents around

    which makes sense because it's a fucking oven

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    We'd all be our real selves though so it'd be interesting to see who could name who.

    personas would be funnier

    it would be the most surreal comic

    Yeah but when you're telling your grand-children about that one time you were in the acclaimed Penny Arcade comic (recently recognized by the Digital Library of Congress as a significant culture work), and they ask which one and you say "the centipede smoking the joint" they are all going to laugh at you and then your son-in-law will say "That proves it, he's got Alzheimer's" and they will put you in a home and you will never see your daughter ever again.

    noooooo not my precious Carnegie

    they can't take her away from me

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    you lucky son of a bitch meiss

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    DAMASCUS - I wanna see it.

    MUSE - When I get home.

    And if I can get Photobucket to work.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    My mother lied to me the other day. She woke me up at 7:15am and told me that I needed to be ready because "unlike you, most people start work at 8am and the carpenter is going to come this morning to fix the bathroom door."

    So I got up, all groggy from being up all night the night before working on an assignment for my online class. I showered and dressed and ate breakfast and basically woke myself up. Guy didn't show up at 8. He didn't show up at 9 either. He showed up at 10:30, when I would have normally have already been up and about anyway.

    Moms are such liars dude. For serious.

    Don't trust her Veretas, she's just going to tell you a different amount tomorrow.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Nogs wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Veretas

    if you do anything don't let people tell you how to spend your money

    if you want to open a bakery of Creepy Crawlies, that is your call, man

    i wanted one of these when i was a kid so bad.

    creeeeeepy crawlers!

    I had one, but I wasn't allowed to use it without one of my parents around

    which makes sense because it's a fucking oven

    It's a lightbulb dude.

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    DAMASCUS - crazy sweet.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    why the fuck did your mom lie to you about that what

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Yeah, I forget, how much did she tell you to begin with?

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    OK before it was like 1.3 mil but only 800 thou after taxes.

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    why the fuck did your mom lie to you about that what

    She says so I wouldn't ask for much of a cut.

    It worked.

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    QuethalQuethal The Infrequent OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Veretas wrote: »
    why the fuck did your mom lie to you about that what

    She says so I wouldn't ask for much of a cut.

    It worked.

    Clever girl

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    IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Veretas wrote: »
    why the fuck did your mom lie to you about that what

    She says so I wouldn't ask for much of a cut.

    It worked.

    There is only one solution now

    Murder

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Veretas wrote: »
    why the fuck did your mom lie to you about that what

    She says so I wouldn't ask for much of a cut.

    It worked.

    how much did you ask for?

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    2,500

    Second she said it was 3.2 mil I was all, "So yea I'd like a bigger cut.."

    and she denied it.

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    DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Veretas

    Buy me Call of Duty 4 or xbox live or Army of two

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    School.

    That's what I would have asked for.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    Shoulda gone after ten grand there ace.

    Ten grand.

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    Retarded_TurkeyRetarded_Turkey Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Nogs wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Veretas

    if you do anything don't let people tell you how to spend your money

    if you want to open a bakery of Creepy Crawlies, that is your call, man

    i wanted one of these when i was a kid so bad.

    516Kh9mX10L._AA280_.jpg

    Can I work in this bakery of awesome? I still have my machine along with the Bug's Life one they put out. I also have a bunch of molds kicking around somewhere of The Mask.

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    <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Horrifying how? If you are thinking something bad get your mind out of the gutter.

    I happen to be really fun and charismatic with people in person and can make anyone laugh.

    Though I suppose Veretas will never need a laugh or a smile from me, he's too rich to get sad anymore.
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    If you're ever feeling blue, Veretas, feel free to call me up.

    That...

    That sounds like a happy ending offer.

    Win win situation.

    ITT Muse's price is $3.2 million.

    Pish-posh, it's only one-million.

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    VorusVorus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Tonkka wrote: »
    School.

    That's what I would have asked for.

    I think school is a given now

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