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[Phalla] PhallisionK - Game Over! - There is only one true God-Emperor..

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    ooOoooOooOOooOOo

    Who can grudge a nice guy

    OoooOOoooOOOooOOo

    Gumpy on
  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    !Toxic Toys shall lead us again!

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • MaximusMaximus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Ardor for leadershi----No I mean Toxic Toys for the Glory of the Hand!!!

    Maximus on
  • Niceguy MyeyeNiceguy Myeye Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Gumpy wrote: »
    ooOoooOooOOooOOo

    Who can grudge a nice guy

    OoooOOoooOOOooOOo

    Remember that time in WWI phalla, when I shot you for fun!

    Doesn't that make you angry?

    Really angry?

    Angry enough for a grudge?

    Niceguy Myeye on
  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Gumpy wrote: »
    ooOoooOooOOooOOo

    Who can grudge a nice guy

    OoooOOoooOOOooOOo

    Remember that time in WWI phalla, when I shot you for fun!

    Doesn't that make you angry?

    Really angry?

    Angry enough for a grudge?

    oooOooOOoooOOoo

    I would never live it down if I grudged a nice guy

    Gumpy on
  • Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    PK already clarified this before. The G-E can never be re-elected. VH managed to stay in power two nights in a row because the explosion wiped out everyone and there was no G-E vote.

    Bliss 101 on
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  • SepahSepah Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Guys, we totally tried to kill Toxic Toys last night, and I swear I saw PK's dong resting on his shoulder.

    I don't really care if you think I'm PK's heir. I'll explain the situation for everyone, just to make things perfectly clear.

    The Anarchs have converted 4 people in total. Frostmist, Buzz Buzz, and two other Traitors.

    I know who all the remaining Traitors are, and I know what their win condition is. If the Anarchs get wiped out, fine, the houses can continue killing each other while hoping to hit Traitors before the Traitors win, or they all get randomly killed. Since all our seers got wiped out, its a coin flip, which is a shitstorm I am fine with observing from death.

    I offered this information to Bliss and Toxic in exchange for GE-hood, and my and B:L's survival tonight, giving the Anarchs 2 nights of survival, a good chance to win.

    I warned people about what would happen with the GE-hood constantly dominated by the Hand and the Liars, and now they're in the strongest positions to win, or rather, they think they are.

    So keep on calling me PK's heir, it makes no difference to me. If B:L and I die, I'd rather see the Traitors win than the Hand or the Liars.

    Sepah on
    Minerva_SC wrote:
    I don't think I've ever raged as hard as I just did. The amount of stupidity was so intense I couldn't eben think of words venomous enough to insult my team mates. I was literally choking on my own rage. I can only hope they all live in the same city and die in a tragic bus accident today, or tommorow. I'll pray to whatever dark god I have to.

    ah yes another night of LoL.
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    If you tried to kill me Sepah, you suck. Or I'm guarded. And if I am, don't do it tonight - protect Rend.

    And Sepah, we all win when the Traitors are dead unless you are a traitor. That is my goal, death to the Traitors. Don't hide them. I don't care to kill any other house but them.

    If you are all birds of a feather, then reap what you sowed.

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • SepahSepah Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    The Traitors and Us. By this point, everyone knows who the Emperor's Hand's target is.

    Sepah on
    Minerva_SC wrote:
    I don't think I've ever raged as hard as I just did. The amount of stupidity was so intense I couldn't eben think of words venomous enough to insult my team mates. I was literally choking on my own rage. I can only hope they all live in the same city and die in a tragic bus accident today, or tommorow. I'll pray to whatever dark god I have to.

    ah yes another night of LoL.
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Sepah wrote: »
    The Traitors and Us. By this point, everyone knows who the Emperor's Hand's target is.

    Can you tell me because I haven't made up my mind yet?

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • SepahSepah Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    Sepah wrote: »
    The Traitors and Us. By this point, everyone knows who the Emperor's Hand's target is.

    Can you tell me because I haven't made up my mind yet?

    ;-)

    Phalla is serious business.

    Sepah on
    Minerva_SC wrote:
    I don't think I've ever raged as hard as I just did. The amount of stupidity was so intense I couldn't eben think of words venomous enough to insult my team mates. I was literally choking on my own rage. I can only hope they all live in the same city and die in a tragic bus accident today, or tommorow. I'll pray to whatever dark god I have to.

    ah yes another night of LoL.
  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Care to tell us what happens when you become GE Sepah? I'd be interested in your claim. After all, if you win and the houses are destroyed, as per a narrational bit from earlier, then you wouldn't have to give us names of 'converts', would you?

    Converts are something we can do jack shit about and you know it. Diverting the issues at hand over something we have no control over isn't going to solve anything. It's a waste of time and focus.

    You're welcome to make any claims you want, but once we remove your house, we can stop these stupid conversions and then figure out who's left and what we should be doing.

    Also, regardless of what B:L may say, remember that there is a traitor in the Liars group yet. Concentrating on B:L won't necessarily give us what we need to see (dead traitors).

    Keep in mind Sepah, house leaders have kill immunity, which is probably the only ability our house has. Compared to yours that can convert any non GE target. If your house is dead, I wonder if we even have to worry about the converts anymore. Maybe their names will show up under your house's leadership, making our job much easier each night.

    Ardor on
  • SepahSepah Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Okay, good luck. You're gonna need it.

    Sepah on
    Minerva_SC wrote:
    I don't think I've ever raged as hard as I just did. The amount of stupidity was so intense I couldn't eben think of words venomous enough to insult my team mates. I was literally choking on my own rage. I can only hope they all live in the same city and die in a tragic bus accident today, or tommorow. I'll pray to whatever dark god I have to.

    ah yes another night of LoL.
  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    We're dealing with conversions that nobody can track. Luck is all we have.

    I'm not trading the game to find out who the converts are either. I just plan on eliminating the source and going from there. The only option I have without losing the game tonight.

    Ardor on
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    There is no kill immunity tonight. It's a free for all. I just want to point out that every house wants to kill the traitors.

    Every house execpt one.

    We can kill traitors or each other. I'm going to vote Traitors should die and those who protect them.

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    If you tried to kill me Sepah, you suck. Or I'm guarded. And if I am, don't do it tonight - protect Rend.

    And Sepah, we all win when the Traitors are dead unless you are a traitor. That is my goal, death to the Traitors. Don't hide them. I don't care to kill any other house but them.

    If you are all birds of a feather, then reap what you sowed.

    I can't believe you somehow came from PK's loins.

    B:L on
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  • Niceguy MyeyeNiceguy Myeye Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    HE IS FROM THE HAND, NOT PK'S HOUSE OF CROTCHFRUIT!

    Niceguy Myeye on
  • Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Ardor wrote: »
    Also, regardless of what B:L may say, remember that there is a traitor in the Liars group yet. Concentrating on B:L won't necessarily give us what we need to see (dead traitors).

    Is that an attempt to get people to kill us off? Just to divert attention away from the fact that you are within inches of winning the game? After everything we've done for your House, I'd have expected more courtesy. Would you like me to revoke our deal and side with the other party? That would probably cost you the game.

    I'd just like to remind everyone that by "we" Ardor means the Hand. I recommend each House keep their own counsel. Just keep in mind that as soon as another house wins, you lose.

    Bliss 101 on
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  • duraxdurax Who watches the watchdogs? Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    !vote niceguy

    durax on
  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Bliss 101 wrote: »
    Ardor wrote: »
    Also, regardless of what B:L may say, remember that there is a traitor in the Liars group yet. Concentrating on B:L won't necessarily give us what we need to see (dead traitors).

    Is that an attempt to get people to kill us off? Just to divert attention away from the fact that you are within inches of winning the game? After everything we've done for your House, I'd have expected more courtesy. Would you like me to revoke our deal and side with the other party? That would probably cost you the game.

    I'd just like to remind everyone that by "we" Ardor means the Hand. I recommend each House keep their own counsel. Just keep in mind that as soon as another house wins, you lose.

    I'm trying to remind people that while B:L may be a traitor, we have to remember that you house the potential final one. I'm not advocating that people go kill all of you off, because we'd have another Rend situation and that would only benefit one of the houses.

    We do need to be careful about potential traitor win conditions though. I think it would be perfectly reasonable to assume if the houses are all weakened enough, the traitor faction wins.

    Ardor on
  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I wish I could vote for niceguy too.

    "Crotchfruit" lol

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I've sent in my actions and will go to sleep now.

    After Aroduc's unfortunate demise, I don't feel like posting pony pictures anymore. :(

    Bliss 101 on
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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Actually, Sepah is doing a pretty good job of acting all innocent.

    Well done!

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • SepahSepah Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    El Skid wrote: »
    Actually, Sepah is doing a pretty good job of acting all innocent.

    Well done!

    Thank you.

    My compliments to you as well, you haven't even been accused of anything yet.

    Sepah on
    Minerva_SC wrote:
    I don't think I've ever raged as hard as I just did. The amount of stupidity was so intense I couldn't eben think of words venomous enough to insult my team mates. I was literally choking on my own rage. I can only hope they all live in the same city and die in a tragic bus accident today, or tommorow. I'll pray to whatever dark god I have to.

    ah yes another night of LoL.
  • duraxdurax Who watches the watchdogs? Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    So, did anyone do something clever and win tonight?

    durax on
  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Sepah wrote: »
    El Skid wrote: »
    Actually, Sepah is doing a pretty good job of acting all innocent.

    Well done!

    Thank you.

    My compliments to you as well, you haven't even been accused of anything yet.

    Only because I haven't done anything dishonest or wrong. 8-)

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    El Skid wrote: »
    Sepah wrote: »
    El Skid wrote: »
    Actually, Sepah is doing a pretty good job of acting all innocent.

    Well done!

    Thank you.

    My compliments to you as well, you haven't even been accused of anything yet.

    Only because I haven't done anything dishonest or wrong. 8-)

    Me neither.

    B:L on
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  • SepahSepah Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    B:L

    Sepah on
    Minerva_SC wrote:
    I don't think I've ever raged as hard as I just did. The amount of stupidity was so intense I couldn't eben think of words venomous enough to insult my team mates. I was literally choking on my own rage. I can only hope they all live in the same city and die in a tragic bus accident today, or tommorow. I'll pray to whatever dark god I have to.

    ah yes another night of LoL.
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    !Sepah

    B:L on
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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
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    [size=+3]JUST AS PLANNED[/size]

    B:L on
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  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Gentleman, family emergency came up. Narration will be late as in tomorrow morning. I will post as soon as I have time.

    precisionk on
  • SepahSepah Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    The suspense!

    Well, g'night folks, and I hope everything turns out okay pk.

    Sepah on
    Minerva_SC wrote:
    I don't think I've ever raged as hard as I just did. The amount of stupidity was so intense I couldn't eben think of words venomous enough to insult my team mates. I was literally choking on my own rage. I can only hope they all live in the same city and die in a tragic bus accident today, or tommorow. I'll pray to whatever dark god I have to.

    ah yes another night of LoL.
  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Day 9




    The House's Great War raged beyond the galaxy. The House's could not find the traitor and cannot gain control of the throne as long as that person still lives. The newsreporter announced on the radio today of the fallen:


    Maximus, Loyal Member of The Emperor's Hand
    Sepah, True Heir to the Throne of Precisionk
    Varcayn, Loyal Member of The Liar's Guild
    Durax, Loyal Member of The Descendants of Precisionk
    Bliss 101, Loyal Member of The Liar's Guild

    Toxic Toys, Loyal Member of The Emperor's Hand

    The Voice, nowhere to be seen, has abandoned the Senate.


    God-Emperor Rend stood at his feet and showed the envelope to the Senate members. He announced the results to the remaining two house members on the council:

    God-Emperor Rend: *silence*

    The Descendants of Precisionk: Yay

    The Traitor Federation: Yay

    Issue Passed!

    God-Emperor Rend read the letter aloud:

    "We are many guards of a precious gate;
    Sometimes we lean backward and sometimes we stand straight;
    Some of us are short and some are tall;
    We never quit the fight but we might fall;
    We wear war paint and cover in black;
    We always defend but never will attack.

    If you know the answer, the gift of Precisionk will be bestowed upon the first one. Notify me first in private, and we shall discuss.

    The Voice."

    God-Emperor Rend pondered it for a second, but went on with the results of God-Emperor:


    "Unfortunately, Sepah has passed away. Due to his passing, I shall maintain the throne!"


    God-Emperor Rend read off the results of house leader:

    The Emperor's Hand: Ardor

    The Descendants of Precisionk: Niceguy Myeye

    The Anarch's: B:L

    The Liar's Guild: Trust

    The Traitor Federation: The Great Betrayer


    PM's out in a bit.

    precisionk on
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Long live the Hand. I may die, but the Hand lives on.

    Wait....I'm dead?

    Fuck.

    OoOOoOOOOoo

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I wanna run away, never say goodbye
    I wanna know the truth instead of wondering why
    I wanna know the answers, no more lies
    I wanna shut the door and open up my eyes

    Rend on
  • Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    ooOOOOooooooOOooooOoo

    It's all a... Lie....

    Backstabbing bastards.

    *gak*

    oOOOoooOOOOOooooo

    Bliss 101 on
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  • Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    oooOOOooooOOOooo

    There's an error in the house member list in the OP btw. According to the narration Trust is supposed to be alive.

    ooOOOoooOoooOOOO

    Bliss 101 on
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  • SepahSepah Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    OoOoooOOOO

    Ahh, what a pity. So close, too. Damn that Tax issue not passing.

    ooo000oo000

    Sepah on
    Minerva_SC wrote:
    I don't think I've ever raged as hard as I just did. The amount of stupidity was so intense I couldn't eben think of words venomous enough to insult my team mates. I was literally choking on my own rage. I can only hope they all live in the same city and die in a tragic bus accident today, or tommorow. I'll pray to whatever dark god I have to.

    ah yes another night of LoL.
  • Niceguy MyeyeNiceguy Myeye Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Well, here I am.

    I suppose, I shall vote.

    Visible Howl!

    Niceguy Myeye on
  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Yes. Voting.

    !Ardor obviously.

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
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