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[Phalla] Phallastar Phallactica - Game Over: Colonial Fleet Wins!

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Hey

    someone should vote for me

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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    !vote seriously
    Yes, I know we aren't doing this yet :P

    Grundlterror on
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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    jerk

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    cheez wrote: »
    Sabs gets my vote for President for being brave enough to submit a picture of himself that we will all deface for many coming games.

    I am expecting good results.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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    iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Aznman, you know me, you know I can lead us.

    That is true. I remember voting Blarney for something a couple games back anyways. So spreading the love:

    !Retract MrB and !vote Mr. D

    Also: Bonus points for Firefly.

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    SepahSepah Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    !Retract Sepah
    !Retract Sepah

    While I was both titillated and wet from Mr. D's campaign, I believe that !Mr.Blarney would be an excellent Admiral.

    I have yet to see any sufficiently politicized message designed to convince me both that someone is an underhanded sneaky vote-rigger, as well as sexy. So I will throw my vote behind !Mr. Defecation pending an epic reveal of who is Baltar.

    Sepah on
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    cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Cheez, where's my beer and wenches?

    I'm hoarding them up until I see a properly epic opportunity.

    cheez on
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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    You just earned my day 1 vote, sir

    Grundlterror on
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    Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Just to clear up any time zone confusion (or add to it?), voting will close in a bit less than an hour.

    Bliss 101 on
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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Oh, do you have a vote count dear GM sir?

    Also Vote Mr. Def

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    PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Macspectre for President
    "There must be some way out of here," said the joker to the thief,
    "There's too much confusion, I can't get no relief.
    Businessmen, they drink my wine, plowmen dig my earth,
    None of them along the line know what any of it is worth."

    "No reason to get excited," the thief, he kindly spoke,
    "There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
    But you and I, we've been through that, and this is not our fate,
    So let us not talk falsely now, the hour is getting late."

    All along the watchtower, princes kept the view
    While all the women came and went, barefoot servants, too.

    Outside in the distance a wildcat did growl,
    Two riders were approaching, the wind began to howl.

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    precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Gumpy wrote: »
    That's a point

    I would make an awesome military leader

    why are people not voting me

    Cause there are more vocal people out there persuading the dumb villagers.

    Thats right I called you all dumb cause I don't care anymore!

    95% of all Phalla participants are dumb villagers even when they aren't suppose to be by role.

    Like herding cattle to the slaughter.

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    MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Mmm, food. We've got some good voter turnout today, let's look at the tally.

    Current Vote Count (as of post 653) Spreadsheet
    vote for Admiral

    MrBlarney - 20 votes

    Mr. Defecation - 12 votes

    FreeAgent - 2 votes
    Kin33 - 2 votes
    Obbi - 2 votes

    CoreGoon - 1 vote
    El Skid - 1 vote
    Gorilla Salad - 1 vote
    Gumpy - 1 vote
    Look Out it's Sabs! - 1 vote
    precisionk - 1 vote
    TehSpectre - 1 vote
    thorgot - 1 vote
    Trust - 1 vote
    Wildcat - 1 vote

    3 players remaining to vote.

    vote for President

    Obbi - 15 votes

    Romantic Undead - 11 votes

    Look Out it's Sabs! - 7 votes

    TehSpectre - 6 votes

    PsychoLarry1 - 2 votes

    B:L - 1 vote
    Mr. Defecation - 1 vote
    precisionk - 1 vote
    spaik - 1 vote
    thorgot - 1 vote
    Trust - 1 vote

    4 players remaining to vote.

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Mr B because I want to be on the good side of his Iron fist

    Romantic Undead because I love you Obbi but a fish is not the correct headwear for office

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    CrovaxanCrovaxan Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    !vote Crovaxan before i head off to work. because with 2 ppl left to vote it doesn't matter who i vote for.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    precisionk wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    That's a point

    I would make an awesome military leader

    why are people not voting me

    Cause there are more vocal people out there persuading the dumb villagers.

    Thats right I called you all dumb cause I don't care anymore!

    95% of all Phalla participants are dumb villagers even when they aren't suppose to be by role.

    Like herding cattle to the slaughter.

    this is why you're my favorite, pk

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    FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Crovaxan wrote: »
    !vote Crovaxan before i head off to work. because with 2 ppl left to vote it doesn't matter who i vote for.

    You could vote for me and put me in third place, both behind Blarney and Defecation, yet ahead of Kin and Obbi.

    Just putting that out there.

    I'd post more pictures of what will happen under certain candidates' admiralty, but I'm not at my computer at the moment.

    FreeAgent on
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    Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    To get support to become president or admiral, here's me in a fez.
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    In before this shit gets obbi'd

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    Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Narration coming up in a bit.

    Bliss 101 on
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    Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Oh god dammit, stupid GMT+3.

    Mortal Sky on
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    El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I was wondering why you were starting to drum up support at 2 minutes to narration, Mortal :P

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    So for Day 1 voting can I be admiral?

    I can never be first for anything, I usually don't get anything till about day 6 or 7 and it's just out of pity.

    M.D. on
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    FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I suppose I can vote for you Embark, but I reserve the right to post insulting images simultaneously.

    However, I'm pretty sure all these mindless bandwagoners will continue to vote Blarney for no reason other than his spreadsheets, those they'll claim it's for other reasons. Which isn't to say Blarney isn't a valid choice, just that perhaps we should remember what happens sometimes when Blarney is trusted.

    Death Note Phalla...

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    So for Day 1 voting can I be admiral?

    I can never be first for anything, I usually don't get anything till about day 6 or 7 and it's just out of pity.

    Do you promise to get us out of this mess by taking us through the Stargate?

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    Ares of KobolAres of Kobol Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Day 1 - Say Goodbye to Home.

    I've been fighting so long that fighting is the only thing I know. I mean, sure, I've had a "romance" or two, but it's not like I ever wanted to marry anyone. I don't really even miss my life on Phallica; hell, I can barely remember what it was like, but I can tell you it wasn't that good. I don't miss the Chrion either. She was a nice ship though, may she rest in peace. I guess I just don't get attached to things. But I miss my friends. The ones I made in the Academy; our little group of pilots. We killed toasters together, and we were pretty fracking good at it. Gambit, Avalon, Tanto, Aeon, Hector... I would have died for any of them.

    But I'm getting ahead of myself. We survived the first Cylon attack after our escape from the Colonies. Now we had to find their spies in the fleet. If we could root them out, and make it to the Hecatean Nebula alive, maybe we could lose the Cylon fleet and be safe for a while. Beyond that, most of us were pretty clueless. We just hoped the new President Obbi and Admiral MrBlarney knew what they were doing, that they had some kind of a plan. And I guess they did.

    But the Cylon, well, they had a plan too.


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    The Colonial Fleet has officially begun its journey!


    The Fleet:

    All ships are at 100% hull strength. Players stationed on different ships:
    • Military
    • Phallactica: Mr. Defecation, Maximus, Look Out it's Sabs!, MrBlarney
    • Pegasus: Oatway, Gorilla Salad
    • Adriatic: mrpaku, NATIK, Fat.Pig
      Special
      [*]Colonial One: PsychoCucumber, TheLawinator, El Skid, DevoutlyApathetic, Obbi

        Research
        [*]Rhadamantrys: cj iwakura, Crovaxan
        [*]Celestra: sepah, Burnage

          Industrial
          [*]Daru Mozu: FrostMist, Toxic Toys, Plutonium, Precisionk, Wildcat, Gumpy, Stew_Stick, CoreGoon
          [*]Gideon: cheez, Trust
          [*]Gemenon Traveller: Osvik, Egos, Mortal Sky, Surbeh, PolloDiablo
          [*]Thera Sita: PsychoLarry1, B:L, TehSpectre
          [*]Virgon Express: Niceguy Myeye, iamtheaznman

            Government/civilian
            [*]Rising Star: Varcayn
            [*]Olympic Carrier: Last Son
            [*]Zephyr: Crono729, delroland, Grundlterror
            [*]Baah Bakal: Romantic Undead, thorgot, Arkas, Seriously
            [*]Cloud 9: Fembot, Kin33, spaik, FreeAgent



            NEWS:

            From today on, you can use the red vote to have one player executed for treason.

            You can vote for a new President and a new Admiral every day if you want. If you retract your President or Admiral vote, please do it in the color of the vote in question.


            The President is Obbi, he has been relocated to Colonial One.
            • Always stationed on Colonial One. If the fleet is attacked, Colonial One docks to the Phallactica, and the President is considered to be aboard the Phallactica.
              Publicly Known Abilities:
            • The President may veto a Martial Law declaration. This can only happen once during the entire game.
            • The President can be killed by a direct kill ability, but the identity of the attacker will be announced in public due to the high security surrounding the President.
            • The President can use a limited seering ability on a player of his choice. The player can be on any ship. The President will find out whether the target is some kind of a special or not. Both the order to seer someone and the result will take in place privately. The President will receive the results as soon as I receive the PM (please note that this may take a while if you're on a distant time zone).

            The Admiral is MrBlarney, he has been relocated to the Phallactica.
            • Always stationed on the Phallactica.
              Publicly Known Abilities:
            • Makes all tactical decisions for a fleet battle.
            • Can declare or end a state of Martial Law. Declared in public and takes effect immediately. Under Martial Law, the Admiral gets a nightly kill that cannot be guarded against. The target can be any player in the fleet. Under Martial Law, all Presidential abilities are suspended. Martial Law can be in effect for a maximum of three days throughout the entire game.
            • The Admiral can be killed by a direct kill ability, but the identity of the attacker will be announced in public due to the high security surrounding the Admiral.

            You can now move between ships. (Except the President and the Admiral can't).
            You can move to any ship just by sending a PM to me. If you have other abilities, please try to send all your actions in one message. Repeated retractions of movement orders may arouse GM ire.

            Updates to Rules and Game Mechanics:

            What the ships do:
            1. Military Ships: They fight. They defend the fleet by damaging attackers and, depending on the Admiral's orders, taking some of the damage directed at the other ships of the fleet. The two Phallastars are very heavily armored, but not indestructible. The Adriatic is a missile boat with heavy firepower but low hull strength (although still stronger than any non-military ships).
            2. Research Ships: They produce items (given to random players) and upgrades to ship hulls and weapons, and upgrades to certain special roles. One random discovery is made each day. If one Research Ship is lost, the discoveries are made every other day. If both are lost, research stops.
            3. Industrial Ships: These produce and transport the supplies needed by everyone in the fleet. Repair rates of ships and the effectiveness of Medics are reduced by 20% for every destroyed Industrial Ship (added together and then used as a multiplier, e.g. if a ship would repair 100 hp a day and two Industrials have been lost, it would only repair 60 hp a day).
            4. Civilian/Government: These ships just carry people. They are fragile, but have pretty good medical facilities; each Civilian ship is considered to have one extra Medic aboard.
            5. Colonial One: This ship carries the President. In battle it will dock to the Phallactica and be safe from attack; the President will be considered to reside aboard the Phallactica during those days.

            What the Professions do:

            The players represent the inner circle of the Colonial Fleet. Each player has a profession.
            1. Medics: Each Medic prevents one other player from dying to collateral damage when a ship is damaged. If a ship is destroyed, everyone dies anyway.
            2. Engineers: Each Engineer repairs an additional +10% of a ship's max HP a day, in addition to the base repair rate (which is 10% for most ships).
            3. Viper Pilots: They are aboard their Vipers fighting the attackers when the fleet is under attack, so they cannot die of collateral damage. They can, however, randomly die in battle. The odds of this happening depend a lot on the tactic chosen by the Admiral and will be revealed should a fleet battle be imminent.
            4. Colonial Soldiers: This profession has no special ability at this point in the game.

            • All special abilities, all movement orders and all privately handled President and Admiral abilities must be sent to Ares of Kobol. If that mailbox fills up, send your messages to Bliss 101. If you have clarification requests that need to be handled in PMs, send them to Bliss 101.
            • Order of Actions: Movement generally always happens after any other actions, unless an ability specifically states otherwise. So you can use an ability on one ship, then move to another ship on the same day for example.

            I guess that's all for today. More details will be filled in as they become pertinent. I don't want to do one massive infodump all at once.

            I won't be online much for the next few hours, and I've been too busy to find out Hylianbunny's e-mail address to send him spreadsheets etc., so clarification requests may be answered a bit slowly.

            Certain PMs will go out in a bit.

            Ares of Kobol on
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            Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
            edited April 2008
            I bet everyone who voted for Obbi are cylons.

            Look Out it's Sabs! on
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            3DS: 2852-6809-9411
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            Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
            edited April 2008
            Actually it seems I need to play 10 Arena Matches before WoW server maintenance begins, so PMs etc will have to wait a bit. They will be role clarifications mostly.

            I'll also update the opening posts to include the updated information etc... soon.

            Bliss 101 on
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            B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
            edited April 2008
            I bet everyone who voted for Obbi are cylons.

            I bet !Sabs is a cylon.

            B:L on
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            Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
            edited April 2008
            B:L wrote: »
            I bet everyone who voted for Obbi are cylons.

            I bet !Sabs is a cylon.

            The only thing I am is tooooooo cuute.

            *puppy eyes*

            Look Out it's Sabs! on
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            3DS: 2852-6809-9411
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            SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
            edited April 2008
            ...

            Alright Obbi has been president for 39 minutes and I've yet to see any changes.


            Are we just going to let fish-head sleep through his administration?

            !vote Seriously

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            Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
            edited April 2008
            Do we seriously want seriously to seriously be our serious president? Seriously?!

            Look Out it's Sabs! on
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            PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
            edited April 2008
            You guys are very confused on the color scheme, aren't you?

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            Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
            edited April 2008
            Plutonium wrote: »
            You guys are very confused on the color scheme, aren't you?

            Don't make fun of the village, they just elected Obbi to president.

            Look Out it's Sabs! on
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            3DS: 2852-6809-9411
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            SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
            edited April 2008
            Plutonium wrote: »
            You guys are very confused on the color scheme, aren't you?

            look


            maybe

            Seriously on
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            Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
            edited April 2008
            Seriously wrote: »
            Plutonium wrote: »
            You guys are very confused on the color scheme, aren't you?

            look


            maybe

            You made a serious mistake?

            Look Out it's Sabs! on
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            3DS: 2852-6809-9411
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            SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
            edited April 2008
            No

            I haven't seen MrBlarney fulfill any of his campaign promises either.

            Seriously on
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            FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
            edited April 2008
            Seriously wrote: »
            ...

            Alright Obbi has been president for 39 minutes and I've yet to see any changes.


            Are we just going to let fish-head sleep through his administration?

            !vote Seriously

            Do we really want a President who doesn't even know how to vote for themself?

            Seriously?

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            Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
            edited April 2008
            It's been forty minutes, dude, it's not like much will happen.
            First Day Bandwagon Time!
            !Seriously

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            cheezcheez Registered User regular
            edited April 2008
            Seriously, I have very strict standards for a President.

            Namely, the President needs to know what color the votes for President are supposed to be.

            Wow, beated like three times.

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            SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
            edited April 2008
            I just want to be voted for something besides dying :(

            Seriously on
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