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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Apparently there are 13 sequels, with another due this year.

    Who the fuck keeps buying these damn things and who the fuck keeps working on them? They must have gone through all the D-list actors by the 3rd or 4th. Are they hiring high school drama kids? And who the fuck is drawing this? If I was an animator at Universal I'd shoot up the place before setting up Littlefoot's head on a pike in front of Universal Studios.

    Its a form of hazing for all the new animators that come in.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    my least favorite sequel is janine loves jenna

    jenna jameson doesn't do anything for me

    you'd of figured even the white trash appeal of janine might

    but you'd be wrong

    belladonna

    what are you putting up sasha grey's ass

    oh my god it's a pumping mechanism

    oh god is that what i thin-

    NO

    NO

    NAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW

    Any scene with Belladonna nowadays ends with me saying something like that

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    KuwaKuwa Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Apparently there are 13 sequels, with another due this year.

    Who the fuck keeps buying these damn things and who the fuck keeps working on them? They must have gone through all the D-list actors by the 3rd or 4th. Are they hiring high school drama kids? And who the fuck is drawing this? If I was an animator at Universal I'd shoot up the place before setting up Littlefoot's head on a pike in front of Universal Studios.

    well, cuba gooding jr is in the 13th movie

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Holy shit he wasn't kidding.

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0058279/

    Shot to death along with her mother at a tender age of 10 by her father, who then shot himself to death.

    Man, what the hell?

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Theidar wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    Those animated movies...one of those....one of those fuckin ones that just...everyone goes and sees, and eats their shit and loves.

    Fuck those movies.
    I don't follow...any examples?

    Shrek
    Shrek II
    Shrek III
    Robots
    Cars
    Toy Story
    Toy Story II
    Monsters Inc.
    Horton Hears a Who
    A Bug's Life
    Ants

    Hey, Bear.

    FUCK YOU.

    That is all.

    FUCK YOU, MARKET-DRIVEN HUMOUR FORMULA

    CHEAP LAUGHS P/SECOND
    PRODUCTION COST

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    seriously

    belladonna, what is she doing with her foot

    OH GOD SHE'S KICKING YOUR STOMACH TO FIRE IT OUT DAWWWWW NAAWWWWW

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Bear has no soul

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    FUCK YOU, MARKET-DRIVEN HUMOUR FORMULA

    CHEAP LAUGHS P/SECOND
    PRODUCTION COST

    DON'T YOU GET IT?!

    YOU SEE THE HAT?!

    I AM MRS. NESBIT!

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    belladonna's the type of girl who'd have a baby and have it put back up there

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    Bear has no soul
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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    seriously

    belladonna, what is she doing with her foot

    OH GOD SHE'S KICKING YOUR STOMACH TO FIRE IT OUT DAWWWWW NAAWWWWW

    You know when you wish a pornstar would go back to her roots of being slammed in the ass hard by Rocco Siffredi that something is deeply wrong

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    Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    Those animated movies...one of those....one of those fuckin ones that just...everyone goes and sees, and eats their shit and loves.

    Fuck those movies.
    I don't follow...any examples?

    Shrek
    Shrek II
    Shrek III
    Robots
    Cars
    Toy Story
    Toy Story II
    Monsters Inc.
    Horton Hears a Who
    A Bug's Life
    Ants

    kill yourself

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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Theidar wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    Those animated movies...one of those....one of those fuckin ones that just...everyone goes and sees, and eats their shit and loves.

    Fuck those movies.
    I don't follow...any examples?

    Shrek
    Shrek II
    Shrek III
    Robots
    Cars
    Toy Story
    Toy Story II
    Monsters Inc.
    Horton Hears a Who
    A Bug's Life
    Ants

    Hey, Bear.

    FUCK YOU.

    That is all.

    FUCK YOU, MARKET-DRIVEN HUMOUR FORMULA

    CHEAP LAUGHS P/SECOND
    PRODUCTION COST

    Except Pixar is genius and not hashed out shit, Have you even seen any of these movies?

    I know not all of them are Pixar, but those are the ones I hold most deer.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Seriously, I can see all those movies but the Pixar ones. Except Cars. Cars was dildos.

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    KuwaKuwa Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i actually like and enjoy Cars

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    TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    Bear has no soul

    Obviously, if he can say that about Monsters, Inc.

    Some people have weird taste in movies, I'm cool with that.

    Other people are just wrong and should be beaten with a shovel, Bear is in this group

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Pixar's weakest film was Finding Nemo

    I really didn't like it much

    But I've loved everything else (actually haven't seen Cars/A Bug's Life)

    Mori this is like the 100th thread you've derailed into discussion of porn

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Goatmon wrote: »
    FUCK YOU, MARKET-DRIVEN HUMOUR FORMULA

    CHEAP LAUGHS P/SECOND
    PRODUCTION COST

    DON'T YOU GET IT?!

    YOU SEE THE HAT?!

    I AM MRS. NESBIT!

    I'd be happier if you were Ms. Frisby

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    Pixar's weakest film was Finding Nemo

    I really didn't like it much

    But I've loved everything else (actually haven't seen Cars/A Bug's Life)

    Mori this is like the 100th thread you've derailed into discussion of porn

    Anjin started it!

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    Pixar's weakest film was Finding Nemo

    I really didn't like it much

    But I've loved everything else (actually haven't seen Cars/A Bug's Life)

    Mori this is like the 100th thread you've derailed into discussion of porn

    Fighting words. If anything Cars or A Bug's Life was their weakest.

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Yes because a "Funny" and "Heartwarming" tale of a lost baby fish and his distraught father is totally genius.

    Ellen Degeneres is brilliant


    let's see if Robin Williams and Rosie O' Donnell can be in the sequel

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    KuwaKuwa Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    but it is!

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    Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    finding nemo was fucking awesome you jerk

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    Pixar's weakest film was Finding Nemo

    I really didn't like it much

    But I've loved everything else (actually haven't seen Cars/A Bug's Life)

    Mori this is like the 100th thread you've derailed into discussion of porn

    Finding Nemo was weak

    A Bugs Life is perhaps my favorite.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    finding nemo was fucking awesome you jerk

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    OH I GET IT NOW THAT ONE FISH HAD A VERY BAD SHORT MEMORY


    AHAHAHAH SO FUNNY

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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Whoa, shit I definitely see that I am not with the crowd on Finding Nemo.

    It was good, just not Bugs Life good, which was Amazing

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    Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Goatmon wrote: »
    finding nemo was fucking awesome you jerk

    you really should have changed it to something sexual but i guess you can just quote exactly what i said

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    TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Finding Nemo was good.
    Cars is the worst Pixar movie.

    Bear needs to catch fire.

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    Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    bugs life was good as well

    cars was ehh

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    KuwaKuwa Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i really hope a sequel to the incredibles is made

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Theidar wrote: »
    Finding Nemo was shit.
    Cars is the worst Pixar movie, if you can call any of them good.

    Pixar needs to collectively catch the AIDs.

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Cars made me a carry.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Kuwa wrote: »
    i really hope a sequel to the incredibles is made

    I've been thinking this for a while.

    Incredibles was pretty damned good, and the funniest thing Pixar's ever done.

    Pixar really should make another, if only for Samuel L. Jackson.

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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Theidar wrote: »
    Finding Nemo was shit.
    Cars is the worst Pixar movie, if you can call any of them good.

    Pixar needs to collectively catch the AIDs.

    Pixar is so awesome I am sure they would be able to find the cure for aids.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    who would have thought that someone wouldn't like movies primarily aimed at children

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    TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Theidar wrote: »
    Finding Nemo was shit.
    Cars is the worst Pixar movie, if you can call any of them good.

    Pixar needs to collectively catch the AIDs.

    Pixar is so awesome I am sure they would be able to find the cure for aids.

    If any animation studio can its them.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    the only complaint i'll throw pixar's way is that disney owns them

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    that said, I've liked every one I've seen. Except Shrek 2

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Theidar wrote: »
    Finding Nemo was shit.
    Cars is the worst Pixar movie, if you can call any of them good.

    Pixar needs to collectively catch the AIDs.

    Pixar is so awesome I am sure they would be able to find the cure for aids.

    They'd cure it with a neurotic squirrel frantically searching for nuts, and getting into all sorts of hilarious misadventures.

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