Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Yes, we get it. Zerg are aliens are tyranid.
Protoss are predators are elder.
Terrans are humans are humans.
The great triangle of sci-fi.
It's not quite like that though, it's like
"Zerg are hive-mind bug aliens that do nothing but evolve and eat planets and strip them dry of their resources" are aliens are " Tyranid are hive-mind bug aliens that do nothing but evolve and eat planets and strip them dry of their resources"
and "Protoss are an enigmatic psychic race in its twilight with a dark splinter culture" are predators are "Eldar are an enigmatic psychic race in their twilight with a dark splinter culture"
Don't get me wrong, Starcraft ripped off a lot of shit, but so did 40k.
Well yeah.
But 40k did it first and better.
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I recall hearing that the Tyranids became a lot more Aliens-esque (HR Giger?) after SC came out. No truth to that?
No they really moved away from the geiger thing pretty fast (The old ones had the mouth-within-a-mouth bit, even) and moved alot closer to SC zerg recently.
Yeah I'm not acting like this is a great revelation or anything, I just posted the pics for comedic effect because they seemed relevant to the discussion, and someone came in like "YEAH YEAH WE'VE HEARD THIS SHIT BEFORE YOU HAVE NOTHING NEW TO OFFER BYE"
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Also UPS has my package marked as delivered the 23rd on their site and yet they left me a slip that says they would attempt to get my signature for delivery today between 10:30 and 2 - fuckers.
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Don't get me wrong, Starcraft ripped off a lot of shit, but so did 40k.
Modelled after an NJS frame. The hipsteriest of hipster bikes.
Exactly! :P
Well yeah.
But 40k did it first and better.
Man... an HQ-like Diablo board game would be tits.
Actually no, but I wasn't being serious when I made the comment anyway :v
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"Now roll the dice 36,000 times.....
....you got one level!"
Your mom is kind of a glorified HeroQuest!
She's been quested so many times she's not even worth XP anymore.
Fanboy!
Protoss are predators are elder.
Terrans are humans are humans.
The great triangle of sci-fi.
Your mom is like a WoW raid
she takes 40 people, 10 hours and you still don't get your magic boots afterwards!
I recall hearing that the Tyranids became a lot more Aliens-esque (HR Giger?) after SC came out. No truth to that?
It's not quite like that though, it's like
"Zerg are hive-mind bug aliens that do nothing but evolve and eat planets and strip them dry of their resources" are aliens are " Tyranid are hive-mind bug aliens that do nothing but evolve and eat planets and strip them dry of their resources"
and "Protoss are an enigmatic psychic race in its twilight with a dark splinter culture" are predators are "Eldar are an enigmatic psychic race in their twilight with a dark splinter culture"
Also, it's true. Blizzard does very derivative work, but they just do it so well...
Is it dissembling if it's implicit that I'm wrong? I'm just saying I'm not invested in this tangent.
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No they really moved away from the geiger thing pretty fast (The old ones had the mouth-within-a-mouth bit, even) and moved alot closer to SC zerg recently.
[tiny]i can beat you in DoW, therefore it's the better game[/tiny]
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Word.
5 minutes till i go home. So happy.
Vous devriez prendre une douche.
Whoooooooo
Douchington really is a beautiful town. One of the truly hidden gems of the Emerald Isle.
I'd prefer Fagginsville anyday.
Oh man oh man it looks exactly like WoW with a different coat of paint.
Maybe there'll be some scraps left
Also UPS has my package marked as delivered the 23rd on their site and yet they left me a slip that says they would attempt to get my signature for delivery today between 10:30 and 2 - fuckers.
This means I don't have to care, or listen to people complain about their roofs that have blown off.
Please let's not go through this again. Please.
They could? I mean, god, EA has totally taken a dump on the game, it's really sad.
You know they fired the lead designer of the game and put in someone new? The lead designer that has been working on the game for years?
Harsh.