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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Tav wrote: »
    I'm considering upgrading my graphics card because AoC isn't beautiful enough and if AoC isn't beautiful enough then things will only go downhill from there.

    D:

    and so it begins

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited May 2008
    Chatlog time!
    Elki: and that lamb was a total bitch
    after we picked it i held one of its legs up, and it kept trying to hit me with the other
    mike: hahahaha
    that motherfucker!
    Elki: then the guy got it the little leach that goes around the neck and mouth to lead it out, and it kept pulling back, while also trying to chew through it
    mike: lol
    i had no idea lambs had such spunk
    Elki: and then, about 10 feet from where we were supposed to cut it up, it dropped to the ground, and we had to carry it
    mike: lol
    i mean where the hell does the expression come from then?
    Elki: i have no idea
    mike: stupid expression coiners
    Lambs don't take it laying down. Well, except for the part where they lay down.

    Elki on
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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    What if they were specially trained GSG 9 attack lambs?

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    I'm considering upgrading my graphics card because AoC isn't beautiful enough and if AoC isn't beautiful enough then things will only go downhill from there.

    D:

    and so it begins

    Actually, judging by some online resources (aka the stupid tach tavern), I could take a shit inside the case and it would improve my performance.

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    HilgerHilger Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Tav wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    I'm considering upgrading my graphics card because AoC isn't beautiful enough and if AoC isn't beautiful enough then things will only go downhill from there.

    D:

    and so it begins

    Actually, judging by some online resources (aka the stupid tach tavern), I could take a shit inside the case and it would improve my performance.
    Worth a shot.

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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    my to-be college sent me a 500mb flash drive.

    It glows when I plug it in.

    Greeper on
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    IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Greeper wrote: »
    my to-be college sent me a 500mb flash drive.

    It glows when I plug it in.

    Cute.

    Was college apping very competitive this year? I heard some segment on NPR on how kids with perfect grades and scores are getting turned down because the application process has become super-competitive.

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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Greeper wrote: »
    my to-be college sent me a 500mb flash drive.

    It glows when I plug it in.

    Cute.

    Was college apping very competitive this year? I heard some segment on NPR on how kids with perfect grades and scores are getting turned down because the application process has become super-competitive.

    Yeah I had two 800s for SATs (math and verbal, the two people care about) and caltech still turned me the fuck down.

    Much like that girl I asked out.

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    James wrote: »
    What if they were specially trained GSG 9 attack lambs?

    Didn't think so.

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    MikeMcSomethingMikeMcSomething Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    that claw shrimp comic is classic

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    D:D:D:

    Elks, why did you waste the awesomest PA comic on that shitbag of a thread???

    Hi I'm Vee! on
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    EvylEvyl Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Yeah, It's one of my favorites behind the Dog Santa one.

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    MikeMcSomethingMikeMcSomething Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Thats awesome, they lock the thread and then bitch about the thread in it.

    Instead of, like, keeping the debate moderated

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited May 2008
    Thats awesome, they lock the thread and then bitch about the thread in it.

    Instead of, like, keeping the debate moderated

    Thank you, I try to stay awesome.

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    MikeMcSomethingMikeMcSomething Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I think the reason everyone bitches about VC is because they try to mute him and PA is like FUCK YOU READ WHAT HE SAID!

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    EvylEvyl Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Well, that thread wasn't exactly worth saving by the time the mods showed up. Much like a doctor showing up late to a surgery, all that remained was to declare the time of death (then insult the corpse).

    Evyl on
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    MikeMcSomethingMikeMcSomething Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Evyl wrote: »
    Well, that thread wasn't exactly worth saving by the time the mods showed up. Much like a doctor showing up late to a surgery, all that remained was to declare the time of death (then insult the corpse).

    The mods were online the whole time

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    IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Greeper wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    my to-be college sent me a 500mb flash drive.

    It glows when I plug it in.

    Cute.

    Was college apping very competitive this year? I heard some segment on NPR on how kids with perfect grades and scores are getting turned down because the application process has become super-competitive.

    Yeah I had two 800s for SATs (math and verbal, the two people care about) and caltech still turned me the fuck down.

    Much like that girl I asked out.

    You should have tried being a girl.

    For both cases.

    I'm sorry you didn't get into Caltech :( But then again, this is what MIT is for.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I need to go home, dammit.

    25 more minutes. :x

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Evyl wrote: »
    Well, that thread wasn't exactly worth saving by the time the mods showed up. Much like a doctor showing up late to a surgery, all that remained was to declare the time of death (then insult the corpse).

    The mods were online the whole time

    Sometimes it is better to let a horrible thing destroy itself.

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    MikeMcSomethingMikeMcSomething Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I also go home in 25 minutes. We are really finding some common ground here.

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    IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    James wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    What if they were specially trained GSG 9 attack lambs?

    Didn't think so.

    Yeah well they still don't have opposable thumbs and therefore cannot shoot a gun but I can and I always pack heat, I tell you what.

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Evyl wrote: »
    Well, that thread wasn't exactly worth saving by the time the mods showed up. Much like a doctor showing up late to a surgery, all that remained was to declare the time of death (then insult the corpse).

    Don't forget looting it for it's precious organs.

    japan on
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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited May 2008
    Haven't had Pepsi for a while, and downed 2 cans today. Delicious! But now I need to pee.

    Elki on
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    EvylEvyl Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    japan wrote: »
    Evyl wrote: »
    Well, that thread wasn't exactly worth saving by the time the mods showed up. Much like a doctor showing up late to a surgery, all that remained was to declare the time of death (then insult the corpse).

    Don't forget looting it for it's precious organs.

    That may be construed as a form of insult.

    Evyl on
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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Evyl wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Evyl wrote: »
    Well, that thread wasn't exactly worth saving by the time the mods showed up. Much like a doctor showing up late to a surgery, all that remained was to declare the time of death (then insult the corpse).

    Don't forget looting it for it's precious organs.

    That may be construed as a form of insult.

    It would be insulting if you didn't try to steal its organs.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Elki wrote: »
    Haven't had Pepsi for a while, and downed 2 cans today. Delicious! But now I need to pee.

    Isn't the burning refreshing?

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    MikeMcSomethingMikeMcSomething Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    What arcane process do you undergo to become a Penny-Arcade moderator anyway? Do you get bitten by an Elki or some shit?

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    What arcane process do you undergo to become a Penny-Arcade moderator anyway? Do you get bitten by an Elki or some shit?
    Mostly, you have to fuck your way up the ladder.

    Thanatos on
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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    What arcane process do you undergo to become a Penny-Arcade moderator anyway? Do you get bitten by an Elki or some shit?

    You have to beat them in a Pokemon battle.

    They field all legendaries.

    You get a shiny Magikarp.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    MikeMcSomethingMikeMcSomething Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I earned this shit

    On my back

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Man fuck ebay and its taking three to five days to verify my seller account. I need to sell this Age of Conan shit right meow.

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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    What arcane process do you undergo to become a Penny-Arcade moderator anyway? Do you get bitten by an Elki or some shit?

    You have to beat them in a Pokemon battle.

    They field all legendaries.

    You get a shiny Magikarp.

    NYE-EEEEEEERRRRRD

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    What arcane process do you undergo to become a Penny-Arcade moderator anyway? Do you get bitten by an Elki or some shit?

    You have to beat them in a Pokemon battle.

    They field all legendaries.

    You get a shiny Magikarp.

    I play Stasis and run up to the mods and kick them all in the shins.

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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    What arcane process do you undergo to become a Penny-Arcade moderator anyway? Do you get bitten by an Elki or some shit?

    You have to beat them in a Pokemon battle.

    They field all legendaries.

    You get a shiny Magikarp.

    I play Stasis and run up to the mods and kick them all in the shins.

    It's Super Effective!

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Thanatos wrote: »
    What arcane process do you undergo to become a Penny-Arcade moderator anyway? Do you get bitten by an Elki or some shit?
    Mostly, you have to fuck your way up the ladder.

    Well that explains a few of our more anti-pant mods.

    James on
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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    DUE, you totally need to take a shot of your war wound.

    That way, you can "accidentally" leave it laying around, and show it to the ladies. :winky:

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited May 2008
    Thanatos wrote: »
    What arcane process do you undergo to become a Penny-Arcade moderator anyway? Do you get bitten by an Elki or some shit?
    Mostly, you have to fuck your way up the ladder.

    Do you hear that, boys?

    Elki on
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    EvylEvyl Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Evyl wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Evyl wrote: »
    Well, that thread wasn't exactly worth saving by the time the mods showed up. Much like a doctor showing up late to a surgery, all that remained was to declare the time of death (then insult the corpse).

    Don't forget looting it for it's precious organs.

    That may be construed as a form of insult.

    It would be insulting if you didn't try to steal its organs.

    In Canada it isn't looting per se - it's funding our healthcare system :)

    Evyl on
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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    James wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    What arcane process do you undergo to become a Penny-Arcade moderator anyway? Do you get bitten by an Elki or some shit?
    Mostly, you have to fuck your way up the ladder.

    Well that explains a few of our more anti-pant mods.

    How can you not be anti-pants in today's political climate?

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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