What arcane process do you undergo to become a Penny-Arcade moderator anyway? Do you get bitten by an Elki or some shit?
Mostly, you have to fuck your way up the ladder.
Well that explains a few of our more anti-pant mods.
How can you not be anti-pants in today's political climate?
Or in today's regular climate. It's so fucking hot!
I have to play ball in a couple of hours and pants do tend to keep the road rash from sliding to a minimum..... that's really all the good I can say about them though.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
What arcane process do you undergo to become a Penny-Arcade moderator anyway? Do you get bitten by an Elki or some shit?
Mostly, you have to fuck your way up the ladder.
Well that explains a few of our more anti-pant mods.
How can you not be anti-pants in today's political climate?
Or in today's regular climate. It's so fucking hot!
It's not that hot here. A chilly 66 degrees for San Diego. And the AC is cranked way the fuck up in my office. I need a full-body parka.
I am 'happy' when my boss is out not because I don't like him, but because the thermostat by his office controls his office and the entire wing of our floor, on the other side of a wall.
Also, where do I fill out a mod application? Do we have to start with Bogey to prove we have no standards?
Ugh. There is no application, it's decided by our alien-overlord. Who thirsts for your souls. You're so dumb for not knowing that. Also that he eats babies heads and throws the rest at the wall.
Edit: And there is no lube, it is against our alien-overlord's holy texts to use lube.
Ugh. There is no application, it's decided by our alien-overlord. Who thirsts for your souls. You're so dumb for not knowing that. Also that he eats babies heads and throws the rest at the wall.
Edit: And there is no lube, it is against our alien-overlord's holy texts to use lube.
Ugh. There is no application, it's decided by our alien-overlord. Who thirsts for your souls. You're so dumb for not knowing that. Also that he eats babies heads and throws the rest at the wall.
Edit: And there is no lube, it is against our alien-overlord's holy texts to use lube.
Ugh. There is no application, it's decided by our alien-overlord. Who thirsts for your souls. You're so dumb for not knowing that. Also that he eats babies heads and throws the rest at the wall.
Edit: And there is no lube, it is against our alien-overlord's holy texts to use lube.
But surely you must get fucked at some point.
Nope. Just probed. Colons must be up to spec.
ViolentChemistry on
0
Options
tuxkamenreally took this picture.Registered Userregular
edited May 2008
One could say the position itself is one long, continuous, somewhat sandy act.
I would say Russians would probably taste better, since their entire country is refrigerated, and so they have less chance of spoiling, compared to Lebanese people, who live in a hot climate.
Posts
Pants suck. It's like, when you get home from work, why wouldn't the first thing you do be to take off your pants?
Or in today's regular climate. It's so fucking hot!
I have to play ball in a couple of hours and pants do tend to keep the road rash from sliding to a minimum..... that's really all the good I can say about them though.
It's not that hot here. A chilly 66 degrees for San Diego. And the AC is cranked way the fuck up in my office. I need a full-body parka.
I fucking HEART you so much.
Have you seen the movie?
Everyone needs to see that movie.
Also ITT Than has nice gams.
That's awesome.
I wear shorts to run, or wash my car. It's like my own little burqa for my calves.
I did consider snapping a photo of it for the internet but....you know..guhh I don't want to be that guy.
You're afraid that the sight of your calves will make men want to have sex with you?
One of the best "So bad it's good" movies out there
Yeah pretty much, my leg-tits make other men go wild
edit: leg-tits paints a horrifying picture
Hilarious if you ask me.
I am 'happy' when my boss is out not because I don't like him, but because the thermostat by his office controls his office and the entire wing of our floor, on the other side of a wall.
Also, where do I fill out a mod application? Do we have to start with Bogey to prove we have no standards?
Games: Ad Astra Per Phalla | Choose Your Own Phalla
You mean like the applying of the lube?
haha lube
this guy thinks they get lube
Ugh. There is no application, it's decided by our alien-overlord. Who thirsts for your souls. You're so dumb for not knowing that. Also that he eats babies heads and throws the rest at the wall.
Edit: And there is no lube, it is against our alien-overlord's holy texts to use lube.
I just can't think of anything else they would apply.
Well, it's more likely to be the applee, if you know what I'm saying.
(I don't. I think Noah Webster's descendants are rappelling onto my roof as I write this.)
Games: Ad Astra Per Phalla | Choose Your Own Phalla
Christopher Reeves?
But surely you must get fucked at some point.
Nope. Just probed. Colons must be up to spec.
Games: Ad Astra Per Phalla | Choose Your Own Phalla
planescape: torment spoiler/edit question:
Games: Ad Astra Per Phalla | Choose Your Own Phalla
HEY-O
Do you prefer car bomb or radiation poisoning?
I almost puked.