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[Phalla] Kingdom of Wu - Wu Takes over China

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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !INeedNoSalt for my tequila, thank you.

    GTFO! :)

    !wildcat seems popular in this color too.

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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    You can't make an omelet with out killing a whole bunch of people.

    The more I think about it, the more I want this omelet.

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    Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !INeedNoSalt, your mother is an hamster and your father smells of elderberries!

    And !wildcat because domestic cats are cuter.

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    NionNion Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !INeedNoSalt and !Wildcat

    A really good narration for us, it seems. Despite loosing the guy with the longest role name I've ever seen.

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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !INeedNoSalt is a lie - you'll die with out enough salt.

    And I like hunting !Wildcats. They taste beefy.

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    INNS and wildcat.

    Azn I am sorry that I am hardly posting I have the worst internet down here. It's whenever I can get it.

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    TylerTyler Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !INeedNoSalt

    !Wildcat

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    INeedNoSaltINeedNoSalt with blood on my teeth Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    man what

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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Hmm, a pretty solid defense.

    I dunno guys, maybe we're wrong!

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    INeedNoSaltINeedNoSalt with blood on my teeth Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I don't even know what I am defending myself against

    Just like "Now we are picking Inns out of the blue"

    whoah ho ho

    once, I loved you all

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    El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I don't even know what I am defending myself against

    Just like "Now we are picking Inns out of the blue"

    whoah ho ho

    once, I loved you all

    I think it was more "We seered Inns out of the blue, and Inns is a spy".

    Cheer up- if you aren't, you won't die...You'll just go insane like Grundl!

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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Aint it great to be craaaaazy

    boom boom

    Aint it great to be nuts

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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Alright everyone, I'm off to work and I probably won't be back before vote close.

    If I haven't gotten in contact with you on what you should be doing tonight, please use your best judgment. I know you guys are smart. :)

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    INeedNoSaltINeedNoSalt with blood on my teeth Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    What if I just go ahead and do this then huh

    WHAT IF I JUST DO THIS

    !elskid
    !mrD

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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Why would you vote for MrD? He's on our faction.

    Are you admitting your traitorous ways?!!?

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    El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Why would you vote for MrD? He's on our faction.

    Are you admitting your traitorous ways?!!?

    We've seered a bad guy and they're acting evil.

    Nahh...couldn't be :P

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    INeedNoSaltINeedNoSalt with blood on my teeth Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i will take you all to hell with me!

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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Ok I'm really leaving now, fare thee well INNS :)

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    INeedNoSaltINeedNoSalt with blood on my teeth Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    <3<3 grundl


    Wu

    Wuuu

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    Typhus733Typhus733 Yip! Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Alright so !INeedNoSalt and WildCat I guess.

    Am I the only one that feels like they are missing something?

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    INeedNoSaltINeedNoSalt with blood on my teeth Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I'm not your average spy I am like the chinese equivalent of a kamikaze

    My special is that when I die, I blow up and kill two other people in my kingdom.

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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I'm not your average spy I am like the chinese equivalent of a kamikaze

    My special is that when I die, I blow up and kill two other people in my kingdom.

    Kamikaze were Japanese.

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    INeedNoSaltINeedNoSalt with blood on my teeth Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    yes hence CHINESE EQUIVALENT

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    INeedNoSaltINeedNoSalt with blood on my teeth Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    My avatar is Baby Doll
    Wildcat wrote: »
    INNS, where is your avi/sig combo from, may I ask?

    From Dollz

    Which lasted two issues and went out of print six years or so ago

    But did that stop me from getting multiple copies of both issues

    No sirs it did not

    With all sorts of fantastic alternate cover arts.

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !WildCat

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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    yes hence CHINESE EQUIVALENT

    What would the Chinese equivalent be called?

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    INeedNoSaltINeedNoSalt with blood on my teeth Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I don't know

    I don't speak Chinese

    Guys there is still time to fix your mistake

    Vote !toxictoys for bad guy

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    iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Votes/Action Closed.

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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I just got out of the Wu meeting and we decided to let INNS live. That was until Thetheroo said he was a spy.

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    iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Day 5 Narration-

    Death of Cao Cao – 220 A.D.
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    Cao Cao discovered dead by his bodyguards

    The fighting between the kingdoms continued. Cao Cao was planning his next attack in the city of Luoyang, when he was found dead by his bodyguards. Dian Wei, Cao Cao’s personal bodyguard, could not believe the sight he saw. He knew that he secured the perimeter and that no assassins would have been able to make it inside Cao Cao’s castle, let alone into his bedroom. Dian Wei noticed that there was a cup of tea shattered on the ground, and immediately knew Cao Cao was poisoned. Dian Wei announced to all the witnesses “The perimeter was secure, there was no way Shu or Wu could have made it inside our kingdom, this had to have been committed by one of our own people. Not only is it someone from Wei but it had to have been someone Cao Cao trusted enough to not inform me about their meeting. Something sinister is afoot.” Dian Wei searched through Cao Cao’s will for the next leader, which the Wei clan decided to keep secret for the leaders of the various clans are very high profile and being targeted for death.

    Elsewhere, in the Kingdom of Wu, a traitor was found amidst its population and was promptly executed. The Kingdom was overjoyed, but not for long, the next day the Wu commander in chief was found dead with an arrow through his heart, his neck sliced open, and his head bashed in. It was quite a gruesome sight for all to bear. In the Kingdom of Shu, Emperor Ling once again decided to execute the most hated person in all of China as a way of uniting the nations. This proved to back fire when the majority opinion was for Liu Bei. Liu Bei was one of the Emperor’s most trusted warriors and it was painful for him to send his army to Liu Bei’s home. Liu Bei was found dead, the cause was some sort of chronic illness that finally got the better of him. Liu Bei's brothers, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei heard the news and went into great despair. Emperor Ling then sent his army after the second place opinion, Mr. Defecation. Mr. Defecation was crushed by a giant boulder for all of China to see. Important officials were dying in all kingdoms, perhaps this shift in power will allow the war to finally come to an end.

    ~Chen Shou
    Historian for the Kingdom of Shu







    Gan Ning has scared the population into not voting for Kingmole.

    A new leader has been declared in Wei.

    List of the Dead
    Wildcat - Liu Bei
    Fembot - Cao Cao
    Enlightenedbum - Wei Assassin
    Frostmist - Wei Assassin

    Mr. Defecation - Wei Spy and Member of the Syndicate of Corrupters
    INeedNoSalt - Shu Spy
    Toxic Toys - Member of the Syndicate of Corrupters and Commander in Chief

    List of the Insane
    Speedyswaf
    Celebrim


    PMs are going out.

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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Toxic, nooooo!

    Nailed 2 spies in Wu though, hell yeah.

    Mr D, you break my heart.

    Will someone from Wei please contact me?

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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I die with honor.

    And violently too.


    OoOooooOoo

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    Typhus733Typhus733 Yip! Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Wow, Liu Bei and Cao Cao are dead, sucks to be not us here in Wu, Wuing it up and such.

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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !grundlterror

    !plutonium

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    Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Wuu wuu !grundlterror wuu !plutonium.

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    INeedNoSaltINeedNoSalt with blood on my teeth Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    With my dying breath, I declare ...

    Wu...

    Wu... !

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !grundlterror

    !plutonium

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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Wu-Tang clan ain't nuttin ta fuck wit!

    Right Grundlterror?

    Plutonium

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    El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    A vote that I can get behind!

    !Grundlterror

    !Plutonium

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    El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I've decided that I don't like following the bandwagon anymore, and will instead boldly create my own!

    !Last Son deserves to die!

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