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[Phalla] Kingdom of Wu - Wu Takes over China

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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Seriously?

    Yeah... Seriously.

    :)

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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Seriously now?

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !Seriously, I guess.

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    El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I don't think you guys are taking this game !Seriously.
    Seriously's grudge list next phalla: All of Wu. :P

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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    All of who?

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    El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Ryadic wrote: »
    All of who?

    Not who- Wu. Who's on second. >_<

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    NionNion Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !Seriously

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    Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !Seriously

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    INeedNoSaltINeedNoSalt with blood on my teeth Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !seriously ?

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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !seriously

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    El Skid wrote: »
    I don't think you guys are taking this game !Seriously.
    Seriously's grudge list next phalla: All of Wu. :P

    Do you Seriously think he would grudge all of wu?

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    poor !Seriously

    is there a candidate for a red vote yet? I wonder what happens if nobody red votes anybody

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    Typhus733Typhus733 Yip! Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Sucks to be Seriously

    And I think Azn just gets mad and kills us all if no one votes red but I'm a bit of a pessimist.

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    Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !Grundlterror because one red vote isn't enough.

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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Clarification request: What happens when someone who is already insane gets red voted?

    Clarification Request: What happens when no one casts a red vote?

    Request denied.

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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Hey AZN, out of curiosity... why is Aroduc not in the OP? Was he even in this game? Or did he fool you into thinking he was? :P

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    iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Hey AZN, out of curiosity... why is Aroduc not in the OP? Was he even in this game? Or did he fool you into thinking he was? :P

    Dead people are removed from the current game list.

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    iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Clarification request: What happens when someone who is already insane gets red voted?

    Clarification Request: What happens when no one casts a red vote?

    1. Interrogating an insane man will be no worse then interrogating a sane man.

    2. Clarification Denied.

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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Oh, woops I feel dumb

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !Grundlterror

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    TylerTyler Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !Seriously

    ...

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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Fuck it, I got a better idea.

    Lets test out if someone with an almost useless power is who he says he is.

    !tyler

    Might as well not waste the red vote.

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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Tyler, don't take this as an insult... I'd rather have more people to share ideas with... people that I can trust. I'm really the only truly confirmed and I think this is hurting us.

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    NionNion Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !tyler, then.

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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Lets try !tyler and see what happens, but I so want to rev vote Grundle again.

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    TylerTyler Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I'm fine with this.

    !tyler

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    INeedNoSaltINeedNoSalt with blood on my teeth Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !tyler?

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    El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !tyler it is

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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Well, I've sent all the specials messages on what their options are looking like and I haven't heard anything from some of them.... so hopefully stuff will happen that's good for Wu D:

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !tyler

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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Good luck guys, I'm gonna go get drunk now

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    iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Stuffs closed.

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    iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Day 4 Narration-

    War – 210 A.D.
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    Zhuge Liang returns with 100,000 Arrows


    For the past few years there has been nothing but violence in the state of China. Skirmish after skirmish between all three sides happened all throughout the land. Supplies were dwindling in all nations, especially in the Shu. Emperor Ling no longer had any arrows for his bowmen, and with great concern he contacted his chief strategist Zhuge Liang. Ling told Zhuge of the problem and gave him ten days to produce 100,000 arrows. Zhuge responded he would only need 3 days, 20 boats, and scarecrows. Zhuge spent the first two days doing nothing but playing his Zither, and Emperor Ling was quite puzzled at what Zhuge was going to do.

    On the third day, in the early morning, he sent the 20 boats filled with scarecrows down the river into the Wei territory. It turns out he waited three days for enough fog to provide cover for his boats. He had his soldiers beat loudly on drums and shout out war chants as he was going by the enemy bases. The Wei immediately went to their positions and began shooting arrows at the boats, into the scarecrows. Later that day Zhuge brought back the boats with 100,000 arrows just like he promised.

    However Zhuge’s cunning made him infamous throughout the land. In the comfort of his own home, in the midst of planning his next attack, he was assassinated. All that Zhuge left behind was a will that told Ling to put Jiang Wei in charge of Shu’s strategy. Zhuge wasn’t the only person to die during this period; numerous citizens were accused of being spies and lynched. Even more of the population died in battles or assassination attempts. The Emperor once again employed his strategy of executing the least popular person in China. The people voted for a young soldier by the name of Seriously. Emperor Ling’s personal army went to Seriously’s home and detained him. He was killed by firing squad the next day, his last words being “I’m just a random Shu soldier.” The death toll in China was high, and it was only increasing. There is an old Chinese saying, “Sacrifices are needed for peace”. How many lives will be enough of a sacrifice?


    ~Chen Shou
    Historian for the Kingdom of Shu







    List of the Dead:
    LocusWu Spy
    Seriously – Shu Soldier
    Obbi – Zhuge Liang
    DasUberEdward - Monk
    StormwindShu Spy
    TehSloth – Xu Chu
    Arkas – Sima Zhao
    The Wook – Member of the Syndicate of Corrupters and Member of the Council of Sun Quan


    List of the Insane:
    Tyler


    PMs are going out.

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    Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Wuu wuuu!

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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Holy shit. Lot's of deaths.

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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    You can't make an omelet with out killing a whole bunch of people.

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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !INeedNoSalt

    Get the hell out you dirty spy

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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !wildcat

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    El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    What's this? A soy you say?

    !INeedNoSalt !wildcat

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !INeedNoSalt

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