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[Phalla] Kingdom of Wu - Wu Takes over China

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I just got home damn it. I saw get smart

    How was it?

    It was actually pretty good, I thought it was going to be horrible at first.

    I disagree. It was awesome.

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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    God damn son, wheres this narration? I'm about to run to the store really quick, not sure if I should stick around or no

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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Have any of you guys seen the old Get Smart shows?

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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I used to watch em

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Yeah, those were great.
    Lignisse wrote: »
    No wacky antics? No epic reveals? What is this, people?


    Were my antics not wacky enough? aww... :(

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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Did the movie do them justice?

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    Did the movie do them justice?

    I'd say it did a good job of it.

    It mostly did them cameos.

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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Elldren wrote: »
    Yeah, those were great.
    Lignisse wrote: »
    No wacky antics? No epic reveals? What is this, people?


    Were my antics not wacky enough? aww... :(

    Could've been wackier. Just my opinion. I do think that you were fun to poke with a stick though. Just a bit longer then it'll be more fun. :)

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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I feel bad, putting you to death you traitorous dog

    I enjoyed playing with ya

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Yea. This phalla thing is fun. I'll have to do it again sometime. :P

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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Please do :^:

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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Sorry thetheroo, that's just how shit goes sometimes

    He was a good dude, like I said it was hard to do it

    But I've got an entire kingdom relying on us to do what we do

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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Elldren wrote: »
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    Did the movie do them justice?

    I'd say it did a good job of it.

    It mostly did them cameos.

    I may have to check it out this week end.

    And if your looking for another phalla....

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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Disappearing posts from the Shu side

    Suspicious

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    iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Day 3 Narration-

    Internal Struggles – 190 A.D.
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    Cao Cao's Army Marches towards the Shu Capital


    With the threat of the “Yellow Turbans” suppressed, Ling did what he could to get China back on its feet. For once in his life, it seemed like he was trying to do the right thing. He replaced the dead military and political officials with qualified citizens instead of rich and corrupt people. He even proposed a law that would rid his court of all the Eunuchs. It was clear he was trying to make up for his mistakes and appease the people’s wishes.

    However one person stood in his way, his mother, Empress Dowager Dong. Empress Dong was impressed with the new lifestyle she was living since Ling took the throne. She had her own palace, her own entourage, more jewelry and riches than any other woman in all of China. She would not give up her luxuries for some ideal, even if it was “peace”. She commanded Ling to not pass the law and used guilt to persuade him into keeping the Eunuchs around.

    This promised passing of the law found Ling to be favorable among all kingdoms, even their enemies Wei and Wu; however the later retraction found Ling to be even more hated then before. This false hope enraged the citizens of Wei and Wu, and their leaders declared an all out war on Shu. Cao Cao and Sun Quan led military campaigns against the Shu and along the way had skirmishes with each other. The animosity between the three kingdoms has escalated to the point of all out warfare. Emperor Ling did his best to try to calm the nation. He asked the citizens of China for who they wanted to execute as a way to try to rally them around the flag. The majority opinion was for Infidel, and Ling sent his personal army after him. However on the way the army received a scroll from Emperor Ling which read:

    “Sun Quan has decided to veto the public’s opinion. Please instead go after the second place opinion, B:L”

    B:L was then publicly executed, by way of guillotine. Almost every kingdom got a spy to confess, except for the Kingdom of Shu, where Gan Ning scared all the citizens to not go after Locus. The tensions between the three kingdoms are increasing with every passing moment, who will come out on top?

    ~Chen Shou
    Historian for the Kingdom of Shu






    Sun Quan decided to Veto tonight’s vote

    Gan Ning has scared the population into not voting Locus for interrogation


    List of the Dead:
    Trust Wu Spy
    ElldrenShu SpySyndicate of Corrupters
    B:L – Member of the Council of Sun Quan
    Redbird – Zhang Liao
    Cheez – Zhou Yu

    List of the Insane:
    Ianator

    Winner (Removed from the Game)
    LignisseZuo Ci

    PMs are going out.

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    wtf Sun Quan

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    INeedNoSaltINeedNoSalt with blood on my teeth Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    maybe we should just ALWAYS over vote because sun quan vetoes EVERY vote

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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Well this is an odd turn of events.

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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Indeed, Wu got fucked over apparently. Seems like both factions find us a huge threat.

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    INeedNoSaltINeedNoSalt with blood on my teeth Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    it's probably because im so cool, they are threatened by my [girdle of] masculinity/femininity.

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    El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I totally wish I hadn't called that :(

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    cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Good luck, guys! Woo!

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Hi, I'm Academy Award winner, Cuba Gooding, Jr.

    I would just like to take a moment of your time to reflect on the courage and strength of will of these fine Wu soldiers. They have shown persistence in the face of adversity, never losing their sense of purpose in the chaos of this war, just like how I was cool during the bombing of Pearl Harbor.

    I give my sincerest thanks to those who have given their all, even their lives, to aid the Wu cause, and I wish the best of luck to those still alive, carrying the torch and the burden for the greater good.

    - Cuba Gooding, Jr.

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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    So... there are TWO people that can override votes? WTF? Seriously... how do you win a game when voting doesn't seem to mean shit?

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    Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The next Phalla Awards better have a best/worst Veto power award. We've had several good candidates so far in Phalla history.

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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Locus wrote: »
    Well, you keep purple voting their players. What do you expect them to do? Sit back and take it? You're attacking them, they're defending themselves, and then you're complaining that they're defending themselves.

    This.

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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    Fine, I'll stop bitching. And I don't see a problem with this, we get one either way. !Infidel

    Edit- Clarification, What happens in the event of a tie?

    Clarification Denied.

    He just daring you to do it now.

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    HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    ooooOOOOoooo

    Finally dead posting, ooooOOOooo, and with a question to boot. Do we have any Phalla (or CF people in general) players in Ottawa? I'm visiting until Wednesday and would love to meet up.

    ooooOOOOoooo

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    Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I wrote a haiku about the tragedies of this political conflict.

    Shu shu Shu shuu-shuu,
    Wei wei-wei, Shu Wei no wei.
    Wuu wuu, wu-wu wuu.

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    Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I know, Wildcat. I poured my heart into it.

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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Wow, I can barely keep up with the speed of each of the three threads.

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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Wildcat wrote: »
    Maybe you should stick to just this one then, Ryadic?

    Oh wait

    Are you making fun of me and how I'm stupid and posted in the wrong thread? If so... I may cry.

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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Wow, I can barely keep up with the speed of each of the three threads.

    It's just so fast!

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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    That's what she said.

    I miss The Office. :(

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    iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Narration may be late tonight, vote/actions are still due by 9 PM EST.

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    El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Ryadic wrote: »
    That's what she said.

    I miss The Office. :(

    I don't
    I have someone in MY office who says that 10 times every day and drives me crazy :(

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    El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Also, I feel that I should get in some form of magenta target, since noone else seems to have done so.

    !maximus

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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I'm fine with Maximus.

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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I was hoping someone else would start a bandwagon.

    !maximus it is!

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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !Retract Maximus

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