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Fucking Cheaters
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No, not an adultery. The other kind.
It's exam time in the college where I work. I have supervised two exams so far and caught five cheaters. Two swapped papers a few times, so one could copy from the other, and the other three just snuck notes in with them.
Tell me other ways to cheat. What else should I watch out for?
It's exam time in the college where I work. I have supervised two exams so far and caught five cheaters. Two swapped papers a few times, so one could copy from the other, and the other three just snuck notes in with them.
Tell me other ways to cheat. What else should I watch out for?
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fuck bonzi buddy
Inside the cover of a calculator or on its back.
Rim of a hat.
Written on hands.
3.61 GPA for life.
or a long sleeved shirt
I can't imagine a discreet way of getting away with that unless you plan for a gryphon to fly through the room at precise intervals.
My user name makes you think of a purple ape?
I hope you die.
This.
You'd have a walkman or something playing very quietly with answeres or whatever on loop. You'd put the earphones up inside you jumper/jacket whatever so one earphone came out by your sleeve.
You'd then rest your hand on your ear like you're really boredm with your elbow on the desk, thus disguising the earphone now in your ear,
Fairly popular in 80's teen comedies.
Suck a cock.
You work 35 hours a week and have 50 hours of course work a week. Tell me how it goes for you. Tell me how your GPA looks.
desktop hippo
don't take it personally though
Get in Line.
I... what?
but, probably doesn't make for a funny movie.
No excuses, just die.
gryphons are pretty easy to train so that's not an impossible situation
also: get a job, larlar
Hahaha. Seriously, go fuck yourself.
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I'm talking about 'cheating' by having formulas written down somewhere, not full-blown 'I'm going to copy your exam'.
Well, it's not funny until there's a microphone involved. Then the comically inept sidekick who is supposed to be looking up the answers can do something clumsy that causes a loud burst of feedback, causing the cheater to react humorously and draw the attention of the rest of the class. A lame excuse is traditional at this point.
I knew people who'd do it all the time in boring lessons just to listen to the radio or music or whatever.
Never knew anyone who had the balls to try it in an exam though,
The best bit was their oh so innocent expressions when I saw them do it out of the corner of my eye and turned to look at them.
grapeape
Are you dead yet?
Are you still a faggot?
But I'm not a hippo. I'm a hippie.
And there is no way to call a female a hippo and not have her cry about her weight. No way at all.
Tell me they whistled.
that is a good reason to cheat
cheat on anything lately?