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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The only cheating I ever did was in high school Chemistry. And that was just to program a bunch of formulas and common chemical reactions into my graphing calculator. Sure, I could have memorized them, but that was precious time that could be better spent in futile attempts to hook up with my hot lab partner.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Your user name makes me think of Bonzi Buddy

    fuck bonzi buddy

    My user name makes you think of a purple ape?
    yeah, desktop ape
    desktop hippo

    don't take it personally though

    But I'm not a hippo. I'm a hippie.

    And there is no way to call a female a hippo and not have her cry about her weight. No way at all.
    Sob!
    gah my reading comprehension! the funny thing is, once you pointed that out I was all, "shit, I knew that was hippie before this. why did I read it as hippo now?"

    Insert becuase your old gag no 317 here.

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Your user name makes me think of Bonzi Buddy

    fuck bonzi buddy

    My user name makes you think of a purple ape?
    yeah, desktop ape
    desktop hippo

    don't take it personally though

    But I'm not a hippo. I'm a hippie.

    And there is no way to call a female a hippo and not have her cry about her weight. No way at all.
    Sob!
    gah my reading comprehension! the funny thing is, once you pointed that out I was all, "shit, I knew that was hippie before this. why did I read it as hippo now?"

    Insert becuase your old gag no 317 here.


    oh man I love number 317

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    well memorizing formulas is pretty lame
    all looking down at you for having it written down, then on the job they've got a reference poster with the most used formulas for when they forget

    They're allowed to cheat, druhim. They made it to that point without cheating.

    That's the prize for not cheating: cheating.

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  • FlavabeanFlavabean Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Women often keep notes inside their vaginas.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    well memorizing formulas is pretty lame
    all looking down at you for having it written down, then on the job they've got a reference poster with the most used formulas for when they forget

    They're allowed to cheat, druhim. They made it to that point without cheating.

    That's the prize for not cheating: cheating.
    you know what my prize is for being this old? cheap coffee at Dennys

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  • Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    The only time I cheated was in like, the second grade. We had spelling tests on word sounds, which was very confusing to me. You can't just break words into pieces and ask for the spelling, that's ridiculous.

    Oh god, favourite school test memory ever.

    Second or third class. We have a spelling test. Teacher is calling out words, and we're writing them. Then this happens.

    Teacher: "Ambulance."
    Brian (Yeah, still remember his name) "What was that?"
    Teacher: "Ambulance."
    Brian: "Ambulance?"
    Teacher: "Yes."
    Brian: "How do you spell it?"
    Teacher: "A - M- B- U- L- wait! Dammit Brian!"

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  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    It really isn't that hard to memorize formulas, like 3 or 4 exposures should be enough?
    And not to get on your back, I've got it pretty light, but if you cheated and had to work + do your course time, I'm sure there was someone who didn't cheat and was in the same situation.

    Also don't they give you Formulas ever? Like, a sheet of relevant stuff.

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I don't cheat, but I applaud those who do and get away with it.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    What's that scene in that movie where Dan Akroyd and Chevie Chase try to cheat and it just gets way out of control until one is reading off the other while pretending to give him CPR?

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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    let them.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    well memorizing formulas is pretty lame
    all looking down at you for having it written down, then on the job they've got a reference poster with the most used formulas for when they forget

    They're allowed to cheat, druhim. They made it to that point without cheating.

    That's the prize for not cheating: cheating.
    you know what my prize is for being this old? cheap coffee at Dennys

    I thought it was unprovoked crankiness.

    And cheap coffee is just one of the benefits of being cranky at the right people.

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  • Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Flavabean wrote: »
    Women often keep notes inside their vaginas.

    How do they get them out without anyone noticing?

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Don't forget Senior movie theater prices!

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    trentsteel wrote: »
    What's that scene in that movie where Dan Akroyd and Chevie Chase try to cheat and it just gets way out of control until one is reading off the other while pretending to give him CPR?

    Spies Like Us

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    It really isn't that hard to memorize formulas, like 3 or 4 exposures should be enough?
    And not to get on your back, I've got it pretty light, but if you cheated and had to work + do your course time, I'm sure there was someone who didn't cheat and was in the same situation.

    Also don't they give you Formulas ever? Like, a sheet of relevant stuff.

    it's not hard, no
    just stupid

    also, i've only ever cheated on a trivia game on an airplane flight once

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Don't forget Senior movie theater prices!
    $.50 off a $12 ticket!

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  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    It really isn't that hard to memorize formulas, like 3 or 4 exposures should be enough?
    And not to get on your back, I've got it pretty light, but if you cheated and had to work + do your course time, I'm sure there was someone who didn't cheat and was in the same situation.

    Also don't they give you Formulas ever? Like, a sheet of relevant stuff.

    it's not hard, no
    just stupid

    also, i've only ever cheated on a trivia game on an airplane flight once

    If you know it without looking you'll be able to work through it faster and with more confidence than if you have to look it up and worry about if you're using it correctly.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Don't forget Senior movie theater prices!
    $.50 off a $12 ticket!

    Thats like half a dollar.

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  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    It really isn't that hard to memorize formulas, like 3 or 4 exposures should be enough?
    And not to get on your back, I've got it pretty light, but if you cheated and had to work + do your course time, I'm sure there was someone who didn't cheat and was in the same situation.

    Also don't they give you Formulas ever? Like, a sheet of relevant stuff.

    by the time you get to the point where every single slightly different problem requires a totally different formula, usually involving 5 or so variables raised to the power of 0.693 or whatever, well yeah.

    no

    memorizing formulas is for courses with easy math.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Don't forget Senior movie theater prices!
    $.50 off a $12 ticket!

    Thats like half a dollar.
    heck, that's a cup of coffee at the old Denny's to go with my grand slam!

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Don't forget Senior movie theater prices!
    $.50 off a $12 ticket!

    $.50 used to be a fortune!

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    what about the breakfast bowl

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  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    It really isn't that hard to memorize formulas, like 3 or 4 exposures should be enough?
    And not to get on your back, I've got it pretty light, but if you cheated and had to work + do your course time, I'm sure there was someone who didn't cheat and was in the same situation.

    Also don't they give you Formulas ever? Like, a sheet of relevant stuff.

    by the time you get to the point where every single slightly different problem requires a totally different formula, usually involving 5 or so variables raised to the power of 0.693 or whatever, well yeah.

    no

    memorizing formulas is for courses with easy math.

    Seriously though, no formula sheet?

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  • I Am Not A BearI Am Not A Bear Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The extent of my cheating involved having formulas written down on something, because very few of my professors allowed formula sheets in for exams. So, I used these 'cheat sheet' in half of my exams. I'm pretty sure 90% of the kids in my classes were doing the same thing as I was. Now baby-face Dave is all indignant.

    And, yes, Stimko, maybe someone was in the same position as me, but really I don't care about how they approached the situation. I took the 'cheating' road and that was that.

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  • BlitzkriegBlitzkrieg Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Fuck you, man. I got through half my exams in college by deviating from the rules. If the Chinese kids in my courses could do it, so could I.

    3.61 GPA for life.

    I hope you die.

    Suck a cock.

    You work 35 hours a week and have 50 hours of course work a week. Tell me how it goes for you. Tell me how your GPA looks.

    Awww, so it was HARD?

    That's so terrible for you. I just got my masters degree with a full time job and a new baby at home. I got a 4.0. Shut the fuck up you cheating bitch. I hope you fail at life.

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Blitzkrieg wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Fuck you, man. I got through half my exams in college by deviating from the rules. If the Chinese kids in my courses could do it, so could I.

    3.61 GPA for life.

    I hope you die.

    Suck a cock.

    You work 35 hours a week and have 50 hours of course work a week. Tell me how it goes for you. Tell me how your GPA looks.

    Awww, so it was HARD?

    That's so terrible for you. I just got my masters degree with a full time job and a new baby at home. I got a 4.0. Shut the fuck up you cheating bitch. I hope you fail at life.

    So in other words, he worked smarter, not harder.

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  • Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    People actually swapped papers? Wow, I've never seen that before.

    I can't imagine a discreet way of getting away with that unless you plan for a gryphon to fly through the room at precise intervals.

    The best bit was their oh so innocent expressions when I saw them do it out of the corner of my eye and turned to look at them.

    Tell me they whistled.

    Sadly, no. It was more a "Why, hello there teacher! Why are you looking at us so suspiciously on such a fine day?" kind of expression.

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  • I Am Not A BearI Am Not A Bear Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Blitzkrieg wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Fuck you, man. I got through half my exams in college by deviating from the rules. If the Chinese kids in my courses could do it, so could I.

    3.61 GPA for life.

    I hope you die.

    Suck a cock.

    You work 35 hours a week and have 50 hours of course work a week. Tell me how it goes for you. Tell me how your GPA looks.

    Awww, so it was HARD?

    That's so terrible for you. I just got my masters degree with a full time job and a new baby at home. I got a 4.0. Shut the fuck up you cheating bitch. I hope you fail at life.

    Next time punch her in the stomache.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The extent of my cheating involved having formulas written down on something, because very few of my professors allowed formula sheets in for exams. So, I used these 'cheat sheet' in half of my exams. I'm pretty sure 90% of the kids in my classes were doing the same thing as I was. Now baby-face Dave is all indignant.

    And, yes, Stimko, maybe someone was in the same position as me, but really I don't care about how they approached the situation. I took the 'cheating' road and that was that.

    "Baby-face" is the best you could come up with?
    Maybe you should copy your insults off of somebody a little more clever.

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    It really isn't that hard to memorize formulas, like 3 or 4 exposures should be enough?
    And not to get on your back, I've got it pretty light, but if you cheated and had to work + do your course time, I'm sure there was someone who didn't cheat and was in the same situation.

    Also don't they give you Formulas ever? Like, a sheet of relevant stuff.

    by the time you get to the point where every single slightly different problem requires a totally different formula, usually involving 5 or so variables raised to the power of 0.693 or whatever, well yeah.

    no

    memorizing formulas is for courses with easy math.

    engineering formulas are a pain in the ass. all derived empirically and shit.

    Dynagrip on
  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    The extent of my cheating involved having formulas written down on something, because very few of my professors allowed formula sheets in for exams. So, I used these 'cheat sheet' in half of my exams. I'm pretty sure 90% of the kids in my classes were doing the same thing as I was. Now baby-face Dave is all indignant.

    And, yes, Stimko, maybe someone was in the same position as me, but really I don't care about how they approached the situation. I took the 'cheating' road and that was that.

    "Baby-face" is the best you could come up with?
    Maybe you should copy your insults off of somebody a little more clever.

    ziiing

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  • I Am Not A BearI Am Not A Bear Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    The extent of my cheating involved having formulas written down on something, because very few of my professors allowed formula sheets in for exams. So, I used these 'cheat sheet' in half of my exams. I'm pretty sure 90% of the kids in my classes were doing the same thing as I was. Now baby-face Dave is all indignant.

    And, yes, Stimko, maybe someone was in the same position as me, but really I don't care about how they approached the situation. I took the 'cheating' road and that was that.

    "Baby-face" is the best you could come up with?
    Maybe you should copy your insults off of somebody a little more clever.

    Don't forget to breathe between your anger spasms, now.

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    The extent of my cheating involved having formulas written down on something, because very few of my professors allowed formula sheets in for exams. So, I used these 'cheat sheet' in half of my exams. I'm pretty sure 90% of the kids in my classes were doing the same thing as I was. Now baby-face Dave is all indignant.

    And, yes, Stimko, maybe someone was in the same position as me, but really I don't care about how they approached the situation. I took the 'cheating' road and that was that.

    "Baby-face" is the best you could come up with?
    Maybe you should copy your insults off of somebody a little more clever.

    Well he is french

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Cheaters piss me off because then they get degrees and jobs and next thing you know bridges are collapsing and allergies are being misdiagnosed as depression. College isn't just about getting a certain GPA, it's about learning information that is vital to your future career. If you can't hack it, drop out and work retail.

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  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    It really isn't that hard to memorize formulas, like 3 or 4 exposures should be enough?
    And not to get on your back, I've got it pretty light, but if you cheated and had to work + do your course time, I'm sure there was someone who didn't cheat and was in the same situation.

    Also don't they give you Formulas ever? Like, a sheet of relevant stuff.

    by the time you get to the point where every single slightly different problem requires a totally different formula, usually involving 5 or so variables raised to the power of 0.693 or whatever, well yeah.

    no

    memorizing formulas is for courses with easy math.

    engineering formulas are a pain in the ass. all derived empirically and shit.

    I'm in an engineering course, we will see how this works out for me.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
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    I have a breakfast burrito and holy fuck it's the most delicious thing ever created.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    The extent of my cheating involved having formulas written down on something, because very few of my professors allowed formula sheets in for exams. So, I used these 'cheat sheet' in half of my exams. I'm pretty sure 90% of the kids in my classes were doing the same thing as I was. Now baby-face Dave is all indignant.

    And, yes, Stimko, maybe someone was in the same position as me, but really I don't care about how they approached the situation. I took the 'cheating' road and that was that.

    "Baby-face" is the best you could come up with?
    Maybe you should copy your insults off of somebody a little more clever.

    Well he is french

    Oh dang, now I feel like a jerk.
    Poor guy.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Don't forget Senior movie theater prices!
    $.50 off a $12 ticket!

    Thats like half a dollar.
    heck, that's a cup of coffee at the old Denny's to go with my grand slam!
    no way I'm all about the Rootie Tootie Fresh 'n Fruity!

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    man, I never memorized one formula for my calculus class

    if I needed a formula I didn't know, I just derived it right there

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