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  • apollotreatinguapollotreatingu __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2006
    Dely Apple wrote:
    I am actually in a serious deadlock between going and purchasing a game about Pokemon or to edit my resume, get a job and start getting the fuck out of Dodge.

    I am telling you that my mind finds these to be equally worthy tasks.

    Dude, edit your resume... I work with a 28yr old guy who advidly reads pokemon anime books everyday. He is so weird. You don't want to be that guy...

    apollotreatingu on
    Hey guys I got an avatar, can I hang out now?
    I'll let you ride my bike!
  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    I once threw a used condom into a university mailbox

    autono-wally, erotibot300 on
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  • SlungsolowSlungsolow Registered User, ClubPA
    edited September 2006
    BigDes wrote:
    Slungsolow wrote:
    it's really really really hard to urninate with an erect penis. it has something to do with the blood engorged rod blocking the urethra.
    What if you were doing a handstand?

    you're more limber than I.

    Slungsolow on
    fuck your forums, fuck your administrator and fuck dynagrip for getting away with the long troll.
  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    I once threw a used condom into a university mailbox

    Isn't that how babies are made?

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  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Weaver wrote:
    precisionk wrote:
    I actually about the Eiffel 65 cd simply for the song, "Blue".

    P. L. A. Y S-T-A-T-I-O-N


    I think you and I can be friends Weaver.

    precisionk on
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited September 2006
    Bloodlust wrote:
    In CT's honour I am listening to Use Me by Blink 182 with Robert Smith

    Best song Robert Smith ever recorded.

    Tube on
    Hobnail wrote: »
    This forum has taken everything from me
    This hurts but I deserve it

  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    I have a huge book of CD's from the 90's that I never touch anymore

    Weaver on
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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2006
    Weaver wrote:
    I have a huge book of CD's from the 90's that I never touch anymore

    I have one of those. It's full of 90's rap and R&B.

    Raijin Quickfoot on
    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    SpongeCake wrote:
    I once threw a used condom into a university mailbox

    Isn't that how babies are made?
    maybe, there's no sex ed in germanland

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Weaver wrote:
    I have a huge book of CD's from the 90's that I never touch anymore

    I have one of those. It's full of 90's rap and R&B.

    Mine is mostly grunge, metal and alternative and I think one Aphex Twin CD or some such

    Weaver on
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  • apollotreatinguapollotreatingu __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2006
    Weaver wrote:
    I have a huge book of CD's from the 90's that I never touch anymore

    We don't go to 90'sholdt anymore...


    Man I loved HL2!

    apollotreatingu on
    Hey guys I got an avatar, can I hang out now?
    I'll let you ride my bike!
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited September 2006
    I'm unbelievably terrible at maths. Because I'm the smartest person in the world I kept getting put forward for advanced maths tests at school and flunking them. I make errors in BASIC ARITHMATIC. I PROBABLY EVEN SPELLED THAT WORD WRONG. I AM THAT BAD AT MATHS.

    Tube on
    Hobnail wrote: »
    This forum has taken everything from me
    This hurts but I deserve it

  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Good lord. I made a bad CD purchase once, so bad it's enough for a lifetime. I bought the album of a guy called "nana", and it consisted purely of horrible "rap" made for 14 year old boys who wanted to look cool but failed because the CD was horrible.
    The fact that I was 14 back then and wanted to look cool but failed is what makes it even worse

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Good lord. I made a bad CD purchase once, so bad it's enough for a lifetime. I bought the album of a guy called "nana", and it consisted purely of horrible "rap" made for 14 year old boys who wanted to look cool but failed because the CD was horrible.
    The fact that I was 14 black then and wanted to look cool but failed is what makes it even worse

    This is how I read that

    Weaver on
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  • PlasticLackPlasticLack Registered User
    edited September 2006
    precisionk wrote:
    Weaver wrote:
    precisionk wrote:
    I actually about the Eiffel 65 cd simply for the song, "Blue".

    P. L. A. Y S-T-A-T-I-O-N


    I think you and I can be friends Weaver.

    Move Your Body, Dub In Life, even the slower Now Is Forever.

    Those were some good songs.

    PlasticLack on
  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    I'm unbelievably terrible at maths. Because I'm the smartest person in the world I kept getting put forward for advanced maths tests at school and flunking them. I make errors in BASIC ARITHMATIC. I PROBABLY EVEN SPELLED THAT WORD WRONG. I AM THAT BAD AT MATHS.
    lolol

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    PotU, have you been to riotfolk.com?

    GREAT Folksy punk there.

    Callius on
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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    i faked my way through a group project last night

    i tried to tell the teacher that i was the only one who did any work on it, which i was, but all the work i got done on it was done in the ten minutes before class

    i think i got an a

    mrpaku on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Weaver wrote:
    Good lord. I made a bad CD purchase once, so bad it's enough for a lifetime. I bought the album of a guy called "nana", and it consisted purely of horrible "rap" made for 14 year old boys who wanted to look cool but failed because the CD was horrible.
    The fact that I was 14 black then and wanted to look cool but failed is what makes it even worse

    This is how I read that
    You ain't so tough now, little nigga. I hate your black bastards, you stink! I hate your black skin. I hate your black pants. I hate black pepper. I hate black keys on a piano. I hate my gums, because they're black. I hate Whoopi Goldberg's lips. I hate the back of Forrest Whittaker's neck. Huh? Most of all, I hate that black-ass Wesley Snipes.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Weaver wrote:
    Good lord. I made a bad CD purchase once, so bad it's enough for a lifetime. I bought the album of a guy called "nana", and it consisted purely of horrible "rap" made for 14 year old boys who wanted to look cool but failed because the CD was horrible.
    The fact that I was 14 black then and wanted to look cool but failed is what makes it even worse

    This is how I read that
    It may be entirely possible that sentence is also true
    But seriously, grab the song "Nana - Darkman" from somewhere if you want to know what's really horrible. And I mean, words can't describe it how horrible.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Hella bottomed.

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  • PlasticLackPlasticLack Registered User
    edited September 2006
    so I tld dis Biatch dat I busted like 8 nuts n her pusay but i really only busted 7 so now she goin round n telln her frends that i can olny last 4 hrs insted of 5. haha omg i am soooo embarased rite now,

    PlasticLack on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    so I tld dis Biatch dat I busted like 8 nuts n her pusay but i really only busted 7 so now she goin round n telln her frends that i can olny last 4 hrs insted of 5. haha omg i am soooo embarased rite now,
    No see mine was a movie quote not really bad ebonics

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    edited September 2006
    I just wanted to tell SenorAmor that last year when I shaved my goatee people totally noticed and said stuff about it.

    Monkeybomb on
    Xbox Live Gamertag: Triplemonkeybom
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Oh, yeah, I totally screwed a married chick.

    Callius on
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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    I'm unbelievably terrible at maths. Because I'm the smartest person in the world I kept getting put forward for advanced maths tests at school and flunking them. I make errors in BASIC ARITHMATIC. I PROBABLY EVEN SPELLED THAT WORD WRONG. I AM THAT BAD AT MATHS.

    If you have a DS you should seriously pick up Brain Age. I suck at the matherwebs and it has these drills that install the basic arithmatic back into your brain. As for vector calculus, we're fucked forever.

    Dely Apple on
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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Who didn't do that, Callius?

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  • PlasticLackPlasticLack Registered User
    edited September 2006
    so I tld dis Biatch dat I busted like 8 nuts n her pusay but i really only busted 7 so now she goin round n telln her frends that i can olny last 4 hrs insted of 5. haha omg i am soooo embarased rite now,
    No see mine was a movie quote not really bad ebonics

    I didn't even realize you posted that (bottom'd is a bitch)

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Callius wrote:
    Oh, yeah, I totally screwed a married chick.

    i have a married chick who wants to screw me

    i'm not sure i should go through with it :|

    mrpaku on
  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    edited September 2006
    mrpaku wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    Oh, yeah, I totally screwed a married chick.

    i have a married chick who wants to screw me

    i'm not sure i should go through with it :|

    Is there a kid involved? Is she hot?

    Monkeybomb on
    Xbox Live Gamertag: Triplemonkeybom
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  • PlasticLackPlasticLack Registered User
    edited September 2006
    mrpaku wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    Oh, yeah, I totally screwed a married chick.

    i have a married chick who wants to screw me

    i'm not sure i should go through with it :|

    Is there NO other chick that wants your nuts? If that's the case, then maybe.

    But marriage usually puts chicks a little lower in the pecking order, for me at least.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    edited September 2006
    I mean the kid, not the wife.

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  • BallmanBallman Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    Dely Apple wrote:
    I'm unbelievably terrible at maths. Because I'm the smartest person in the world I kept getting put forward for advanced maths tests at school and flunking them. I make errors in BASIC ARITHMATIC. I PROBABLY EVEN SPELLED THAT WORD WRONG. I AM THAT BAD AT MATHS.

    If you have a DS you should seriously pick up Brain Age. I suck at the matherwebs and it has these drills that install the basic arithmatic back into your brain. As for vector calculus, we're fucked forever.

    Man, they let me teach differential equations (twice!) and I still can't do vector calculus.

    Ballman on
    JC of DI wrote:
    Mr. G wrote: »
    So, there's a video of Kurt Cobain in [Guitar Hero 5] out. I feel dirty watching this, he just looks wrong.

    Well Cobain's mo-cap session was completely useless, so you can't blame them.
  • varlandvarland Registered User
    edited September 2006
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    Oh, yeah, I totally screwed a married chick.

    i have a married chick who wants to screw me

    i'm not sure i should go through with it :|

    Is there a kid involved? Is she hot?
    More like: "Can the guy beat you to death with one arm?"

    varland on
  • SlungsolowSlungsolow Registered User, ClubPA
    edited September 2006
    I can't wait for House to tap that thong wearing girl in 6 months. Now that's a creepy confession.

    Slungsolow on
    fuck your forums, fuck your administrator and fuck dynagrip for getting away with the long troll.
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    mrpaku wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    Oh, yeah, I totally screwed a married chick.

    i have a married chick who wants to screw me

    i'm not sure i should go through with it :|

    I have no scrupples or morals.

    I dunno... she wasn't gettin' what she needed, so I gave it.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2006
    I love to watch Celebrity Fit Club and The Surreal Life.

    Raijin Quickfoot on
    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    I can never remember how to do long division.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2006
    Callius wrote:
    PotU, have you been to riotfolk.com?

    GREAT Folksy punk there.

    Hey, nice. Thanks for the link, man.

    PotU on
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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited September 2006
    she is hot and she says those really suggestive but not overtly sexual things that make you think "oh god this is so wrong and dirty arrrgh"

    i don't have time to date or anything, and i haven't had sex in almost six months now

    but, you know, morals

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