[miniphalla] THE MegaSixtyPhalla - NIGHT 6 - BAD GUYZ SEEZE DA NIGHT! BETA TEST OVER!

El Skid

!vThornheart- I can't let poor Quoth's posting restriction be the sole reason for a potential bandwagon against her. Even for my soon-to-be-rosy-cheeked friend from the other phalla :P

B:L

minigunwielder wrote: »

No, goddamnit, I'm Duke Nukem!\

I've got Balls of Steel.

~The Duke of the Nuke ain't lame,
At least he's still in the game
Get yo ass outta my face
Before the Duke turns you to paste
Now !Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore"
Because evil is all she's got in store
Don't be fooled by the 1337 speak refute,
Cuz without Chewbacca, it's just not cute~

JPants

I'mma not-a gonna be around-a for the vote close-a tonight so i'm-a gonna vote for-a !B:L because-a voting based on-a posting restrictions is-a dumb!

WilDPanthA05

The Mega Powers think that !JPants is blatantly un-American!!! ... and that he is trying to pass off blame

So yea, be an American and let's throw JPants over the top rope broooothhheerrrrr!

B:L

JPants wrote: »

I'mma not-a gonna be around-a for the vote close-a tonight so i'm-a gonna vote for-a B:L because-a voting based on-a posting restrictions is-a dumb!

~Same excuse, different day,
You bad guys are coming out to play
Your words are as empty as your soul,
Suck on this, !Jpants, let's roll~

Rainfall

!Rainfall should die tonight because of her abysmal performance and her failure to roleplay properly! Come on people, let's kill the boring uninteresting people first, amirite? Rather than like the stupid evil people who are pretty fun and cool.

I'm so lonely!

VThornheart

(Um... this is entirely roleplaying... I'm going to prefix it with that. I'm going to try to stay in character for this game... but... well, it's not the most tasteful character to roleplay. My apologies in advance. )

For a woman, you're pretty smart !Rainfall. Hey, when did they give you baby-making machines the vote anyways? I'm gonna have to go blow up the legislative branch when this is all over.

Unearthly Stew

Rainfall may have gotten the poor draw of an emo character, but that's no reason to vote her out.

VThornheart makes me suspicious.

VThornheart

I say let God sort 'em out... but not before you go get me a sandwich. Or make me a pie... go do something useful.

Quoth

u ppl v0t1ng 4 m3 r t0t4l h4gz

Toxic Toys

I'm going to vote VThornheart, your vote changing is a little shady there.

VThornheart

I'm only changing votes because I'm toting all of these guns... the smell of gunpowder gets me all crazy. Besides that, not a single one of these broads has brought me a sandwich yet.

Oh, it's painful to roleplay as Duke. =( Entertaining... yet painful.

cj iwakura

Sorry, !VThornheart. Consider this part of an official welcome to the community. :P

Unearthly Stew

If VThornheart made us all sandwiches I would consider revising my vote.

VThornheart

I ain't making a dame no sandwich! Toxic Toys, CJ, you guys gotta back me up here. Bros before hos, amigos.

Seriously though, can someone come over and explain to these broads a couple of things:

1) I still have no sandwich, and one of them needs to make me one. Stat. Lapdances are optional at the moment, but I may change my mind on that later.

2) I'm not a bad guy. I blow up aliens for a living. Now, unless you're an alien, I'd back off.

3) I came here to kick a whole lotta bad guy ass. If you let me live, I'll Nuke 'em till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark.

Quoth

!jpants b3c4us3 h3 bl0wz

warban

HI!!!

Lunching Chaostheory.exe under permissions set Kerby.m64

G:/>Scan Kirby.M64

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Scan complete.

Hey hey hey! Guess what guys.

I'm pure Chaos I seer as Evil.

I used my Ability day one on cj iwakura, (Not knowing that it was a once only ability wasting it!)

Plus You guys are boring! Lets make it more interesting!

Now for something random!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8lML6b9FW0

warban

(>'.'> <( )> <'.'<) ^'.'<) <( )^ (>'.'^ <('.')> ^('.')> <('.')^ <('.')> v('.')^ v('.')> ^('.')v <('.')^ ^( )^ ^( )> (>'.'> (>'.'> <( )> <('.')> *!VThornheart

VThornheart

Wait... so you mean to say that little pink ball is evil? I could've guessed as much.

(pulls out some large weapon from an undisclosed location, aiming it at Kirby)

Suck it down!

!warban

El Skid

So wait... What are you claiming to be, Warban? A neutral that seers as evil?

VThornheart

warban wrote: »

Hey hey hey! Guess what guys.

I'm pure Chaos I seer as Evil.

Wait... so you mean to say that you're evil, little pink ball of transgendered fluff? I could've guessed as much. I don't even WANT you to make me a sandwich.

(pulls out some large weapon from an undisclosed location, aiming it at Kirby)

Suck it down!

!warban

warban

I'm allied with the village. But doubt when i get seered it will matter because i cant prove that.
I think my targeting of cj iwakura day one might of done something, But the narration doesn't explain very clearly what happened to CJ.

warban

Miller - Chaos - Once only Action block used day one on CJ

VThornheart

Wait, you've got me all confused, puffball. Slow down and speak english.

So you're an "evil seer", but you're good?

This doesn't make any sense.

I say let God sort 'em out.

EDIT: Oh... you're good, but if a seer sees you, you LOOK like you're evil...

I hate thinking. When do we get to blow shit up? I'll go back to voting for all these women that aren't making me a sandwich.

!Rainfall

El Skid

I'm just going to ignore Warban entirely.... because that reveal made absolutely no sense on almost every level.

My vote stays with VThornheart, who I will take off to the side so I can perform my signature kiss on him.

warban

I'm just saying don't waste a Seer or action seer on me I will come up as evil.
And i know there is an action seer in the game as well

VThornheart

Now that's what I'm talking about, El Skid! I have one hell of a headache right now, a "signature kiss" sounds pretty good... whatever that is. If it involves tongue, I'm in.

So I take it when you said "your vote stays" with me, you meant your vote for sexiest man of the year, right? Yeah, I thought so. Duke's pretty popular with the ladies. Well, most of 'em. I don't know how we got this frigid crowd in here.

You other chicks need to learn from El Skid's example. You should be feeding me grapes and giving yourselves to me freely, not trying to throw a blue shell at my head. It's very disrespectful. You women folk need to learn your place.

Hmm... just to note here, still in character, as everyone seems to be (which is fun! I like that there's more roleplaying going on in this one!). As I roleplay with this character though, I feel more and more guilty about it. lol

MundaneSoul

!Vthornheart you are voting all over the place like a crazy person. It bothers me.

I MEAN, UH

DO YOU GUYS LISTEN TO THE ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC

BECAUSE IT'S REAL COOL

ALSO I'M SAVING YOUR GAME RIGHT NOW

I LIKE SNAKES AND ANIME

VThornheart

(OOC: Sorry, I got wrapped up in the roleplaying, wasn't paying attention to how it looked from a game perspective... I guess that's a bad thing If it helps, my only non-roleplaying based vote was for Warban, because I thought he was revealing himself as a bad guy I'm still getting adjusted to this game itself coming in late, so I don't have any suspicions thus far with which to cast a vote. =( I should probably read over the rest of the thread before voting next time. )

So you're choosing hoes then, MundaneSoul? I see how it is. (Duke makes a whip sound, thrusting his fist forward in a whip-cracking motion)

You just lost your Man Card.

Thetheroo

Yeah, I say !Warban, because that's a really convenient thing for a badguy to pull.

"Hay guyz, don't bother seering me because I'll just turn up evil anyway!"

cj iwakura

warban wrote: »

HI!!!

Lunching Chaostheory.exe under permissions set Kerby.m64

G:/>Scan Kirby.M64

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Scan complete.

Hey hey hey! Guess what guys.

I'm pure Chaos I seer as Evil.

I used my Ability day one on cj iwakura, (Not knowing that it was a once only ability wasting it!)

Miller - Chaos - Once only Action block used day one on CJ

I believe warban is lying, because someone else claimed to have guarded me just now, unless this is one heck of a messed-up crossfire.

!warban, either way.

warban

My action block didn't guard, It blocked your action. I though it was an on going ability. Found out it wasn't.

warban

Yeah, I say !Warban, because that's a really convenient thing for a badguy to pull.

"Hay guyz, don't bother seering me because I'll just turn up evil anyway!"

I know you grudged Wildcat day one with your evil mafia vig power! I can feel it!

Unearthly Stew

Umm, Warban!? On one hand he could be evil, on the other he could only show up as evil.

Really, do people want to risk it by trusting his claim?

warban

Do evil players generally get vote manipulation?

Unearthly Stew

You've claimed so much in the last few minutes that I'm not even going to listen to you.

Now who wants to play a nice round of golf with the prettiest princess?

warban

Your happy to listen to the I'm evil bit though.

Unearthly Stew

That was your first claim. Really, you shouldn't listen to anyone who says they're evil beyond their "I'm evil." schtick.

VThornheart

I'm torn now. I can see what this chick is talking about, but I can't honestly believe that a woman could come to a rational conclusion about anything aside from how to cook me a steak. I need to consult with a man on this issue.

Hey, Warban, you're packin' the crown jewels: So are you guilty or not? Oh, wait. You're swinging for both sides. I can't trust you at all. Goddamn pink fluffy transvestite... where the hell's my bro's at? Any more estrogen around here and I'm gonna start lactating.

Toxic, what do you think of Warban? I think we should probably blow him into little squishy pink fragments.

warban

Hey, Warban, you're packin' the crown jewels: So are you guilty or not?

I'm not guilty dammit! I have the vote manipulation power to prove it!