If Florida, Indiana, North Carolina and Missouri all go for Obama I don't think there is anything else I could ask for.
I'm kind of sad Georgia isn't in the mix.
I like Georgia.
Bob Barr just can't pull off the spoiler.
He will forever be remembered as the inferior Bob to Bob Dole.
Bob Dole also agrees that Bob Dole has superior Bobness to Bob Barr, particularly when referring to the Bob Dole Bob Dole Bob Dole.
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If Florida, Indiana, North Carolina and Missouri all go for Obama I don't think there is anything else I could ask for.
I'm kind of sad Georgia isn't in the mix.
I like Georgia.
You could always ask for a ham sandwich.
Whenever I need to close a deal I always throw in a ham sandwich.
EDIT: Do you like Georgia because when Obama won there handily we knew we had this thing in the bag?
What if you are in a dealing for ham sandwiches? It seems like, if you were dealing for, say, 100,000 sandwiches an extra one would be wholly unneccessary and in some cases undesired. Or, to punctuate the sandwich-dealing point, what if one were dealing with people who find ham sandwiches reprehesible, such as Muslims and Jewish People? That would seem to mess up the (presumably non-ham-sandwich-based) deal.
How about we agree on this: In not necessarily all cases should a ham sandwich be involved in dealings.
If Florida, Indiana, North Carolina and Missouri all go for Obama I don't think there is anything else I could ask for.
I'm kind of sad Georgia isn't in the mix.
I like Georgia.
I could surrender North Carolina for Missouri. The research triangle is going to draw more yuppies and liberal leaning people between now and 2012, but Missouri is a plains state that should get more of a draw from an Illinoisan on the ballot.
I really like how Nevada, New Mexico, and Colorado are in the mix. If it weren't for McCain I'd be curious to see how Arizona would have fared. Too bad Utah will never go blue; it'd be kind of neat to sweep the four corners.
Anecdotal evidence ahoy: when I walked for Obama today in Joplin (see my last post) I only had two people I contacted that were for McCain whereas I had about ten that were either strongly for, or leaning Obama.
If Florida, Indiana, North Carolina and Missouri all go for Obama I don't think there is anything else I could ask for.
I'm kind of sad Georgia isn't in the mix.
I like Georgia.
You could always ask for a ham sandwich.
Whenever I need to close a deal I always throw in a ham sandwich.
EDIT: Do you like Georgia because when Obama won there handily we knew we had this thing in the bag?
What if you are in a dealing for ham sandwiches? It seems like, if you were dealing for, say, 100,000 sandwiches an extra one would be wholly unneccessary and in some cases undesired. Or, to punctuate the sandwich-dealing point, what if one were dealing with people who find ham sandwiches reprehesible, such as Muslims and Jewish People? That would seem to mess up the (presumably non-ham-sandwich-based) deal.
How about we agree on this: In not necessarily all cases should a ham sandwich be involved in dealings.
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RentI'm always rightFuckin' deal with itRegistered Userregular
If Florida, Indiana, North Carolina and Missouri all go for Obama I don't think there is anything else I could ask for.
I'm kind of sad Georgia isn't in the mix.
I like Georgia.
You could always ask for a ham sandwich.
Whenever I need to close a deal I always throw in a ham sandwich.
EDIT: Do you like Georgia because when Obama won there handily we knew we had this thing in the bag?
What if you are in a dealing for ham sandwiches? It seems like, if you were dealing for, say, 100,000 sandwiches an extra one would be wholly unneccessary and in some cases undesired. Or, to punctuate the sandwich-dealing point, what if one were dealing with people who find ham sandwiches reprehesible, such as Muslims and Jewish People? That would seem to mess up the (presumably non-ham-sandwich-based) deal.
How about we agree on this: In not necessarily all cases should a ham sandwich be involved in dealings.
Liberal sorcery!
>.> <.<
...
I'll give you a ham sandwich if you agree with me.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
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Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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I vote that the West Coast be renamed the "People's Republic of AWESOME". (Country Motto: Suck it, Commonwealth!)
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Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
I think Mormons are liberally spread over the far west at this point.
It's time for them to make their big power play.
The South will invade them after five minutes of becoming an independent nation.
Do we have a stake in a civil war we want both sides to lose?
The Northeast and the Republic of California will have to join in an alliance in order to gain access to Texas' oil.
The Independent Nation of Colbertstan inside of New York will rebel because Colbert would rather die than ally with a state that has a bear on its flag.
Nobody will give a shit about the midwestern states as usual.
I vote that the West Coast be renamed the "People's Republic of AWESOME". (Country Motto: Suck it, Commonwealth!)
"Come to the AC - it's cooler up here."
As an aside, would our respective nations be on friendly or unfriendly terms? We can assume that nearly all of the South (which I am currently in ) would be on unfriendly terms with the surrounding nations and probably be unbelievably xenophobic.
I think Mormons are liberally spread over the far west at this point.
It's time for them to make their big power play.
The South will invade them after five minutes of becoming an independent nation.
Do we have a stake in a civil war we want both sides to lose?
The Northeast and the Republic of California will have to join in an alliance in order to gain access to Texas' oil.
The Independent Nation of Colbertstan inside of New York will rebel because Colbert would rather die than ally with a state that has a bear on its flag.
Nobody will give a shit about the midwestern states as usual.
We've got the Alaskan pipeline in Illinois, so we could probably help out the AC directly. Which would come in handy, quid pro quo, if the South ever heads north.
When I was a little kid, I always pretended I was the hero,' Skip said.
'Fuck yeah, me too. What little kid ever pretended to be part of the lynch-mob?'
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
I think Mormons are liberally spread over the far west at this point.
It's time for them to make their big power play.
The South will invade them after five minutes of becoming an independent nation.
Do we have a stake in a civil war we want both sides to lose?
The Northeast and the Republic of California will have to join in an alliance in order to gain access to Texas' oil.
The Independent Nation of Colbertstan inside of New York will rebel because Colbert would rather die than ally with a state that has a bear on its flag.
Nobody will give a shit about the midwestern states as usual.
We've got the Alaskan pipeline in Illinois, so we could probably help out the AC directly. Which would come in handy, quid pro quo, if the South ever heads north.
Alaska will become a communist nation allied with Venezuela and Russia. You never know when they will decide to cut off the oil supply.
I think Mormons are liberally spread over the far west at this point.
It's time for them to make their big power play.
The South will invade them after five minutes of becoming an independent nation.
Do we have a stake in a civil war we want both sides to lose?
The Northeast and the Republic of California will have to join in an alliance in order to gain access to Texas' oil.
The Independent Nation of Colbertstan inside of New York will rebel because Colbert would rather die than ally with a state that has a bear on its flag.
Nobody will give a shit about the midwestern states as usual.
We've got the Alaskan pipeline in Illinois, so we could probably help out the AC directly. Which would come in handy, quid pro quo, if the South ever heads north.
We'll just get the Confederate States and the Greater Texas Republic to fight eachother. No muss, no fuss.
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Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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edited September 2008
So what's the names of the white and gray nations?
Oh wait, no one cares! HA HA HA!
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We said earlier on, back in the pre-Iowa stage, that we'd love if Obama could win this without Florida.
Obviously we're in a bit of a different situation now, where we'll just take any combo that gets us to 270, but... a question arises in my mind.
If you are an Obama supporter, and you knew, right now, that Obama would for sure win the election, would you rather Florida be a red state or blue state in the process?
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We said earlier on, back in the pre-Iowa stage, that we'd love if Obama could win this without Florida.
Obviously we're in a bit of a different situation now, where we'll just take any combo that gets us to 270, but... a question arises in my mind.
If you are an Obama supporter, and you knew, right now, that Obama would for sure win the election, would you rather Florida be a red state or blue state in the process?
Blue.
Let go of your hate.
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Bob Barr just can't pull off the spoiler.
He will forever be remembered as the inferior Bob to Bob Dole.
Bob Dole also agrees that Bob Dole has superior Bobness to Bob Barr, particularly when referring to the Bob Dole Bob Dole Bob Dole.
How about we agree on this: In not necessarily all cases should a ham sandwich be involved in dealings.
I could surrender North Carolina for Missouri. The research triangle is going to draw more yuppies and liberal leaning people between now and 2012, but Missouri is a plains state that should get more of a draw from an Illinoisan on the ballot.
I really like how Nevada, New Mexico, and Colorado are in the mix. If it weren't for McCain I'd be curious to see how Arizona would have fared. Too bad Utah will never go blue; it'd be kind of neat to sweep the four corners.
Anecdotal evidence ahoy: when I walked for Obama today in Joplin (see my last post) I only had two people I contacted that were for McCain whereas I had about ten that were either strongly for, or leaning Obama.
That was North Carolina.
Which I also like.
I went to Atlanta once and liked it. It seems like they have some cool towns down there. Kind of like how Austin is like this oasis of cool in Texas.
Liberal sorcery!
I thought with all of the urban and latino love, Obama would make Texas at least a lighter red. Doesn't look like he's even made a dent though.
United States - pah. Let's break it up.
I vote the Northeast become the Atlantic Commonwealth.
By "went to Atlanta" do you mean "caught a connecting flight with a final destination somewhere within 1500 miles of the Gulf Coast?"
>.> <.<
...
No, my wife and I drove from Prince Edward Island to Atlanta on our honeymoon a few years ago.
Shouldn't Utah be it's own crazy ass country?
...and does this mean that Chicago will have dominion over Hawaii?
It's time for them to make their big power play.
Sure, Chicago can have Alaska and Hawaii as a consolation prize for having to take Ohio and Indiana.
Oh yeah well that's... the other way. To Georgia.
...Charlie Daniels?
The South will invade them after five minutes of becoming an independent nation.
Not my problem.
Do we have a stake in a civil war we want both sides to lose?
Could be a fun Civilization IV scenario...
"Come to the AC - it's cooler up here."
Only if Boston gets to be the capital.
The whole thing would probably be worth it just to piss off NYC.
The Northeast and the Republic of California will have to join in an alliance in order to gain access to Texas' oil.
The Independent Nation of Colbertstan inside of New York will rebel because Colbert would rather die than ally with a state that has a bear on its flag.
Nobody will give a shit about the midwestern states as usual.
/glances at location
I approve. :^:
As an aside, would our respective nations be on friendly or unfriendly terms? We can assume that nearly all of the South (which I am currently in
We've got the Alaskan pipeline in Illinois, so we could probably help out the AC directly. Which would come in handy, quid pro quo, if the South ever heads north.
200 billion should do it.
The South will be too busy fighting an internal war to reinstitue slavery.
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200 billion what? Cocks?
Alaska will become a communist nation allied with Venezuela and Russia. You never know when they will decide to cut off the oil supply.
We'll just get the Confederate States and the Greater Texas Republic to fight eachother. No muss, no fuss.
Screw you guys. We're the better city and you know it. :P
*pats you on the head*
Oh wait, no one cares! HA HA HA!
Obviously we're in a bit of a different situation now, where we'll just take any combo that gets us to 270, but... a question arises in my mind.
If you are an Obama supporter, and you knew, right now, that Obama would for sure win the election, would you rather Florida be a red state or blue state in the process?
Blue.
Let go of your hate.
You missed nothing.
The opening sketch will be online soon. The rest was awful. Just awful.