I have to wonder, though, how much a wedding would actually influence voters - I mean, is it going to make anybody vote for the ticket that otherwise wouldn't have? Everyone seems to be making the prediction that Palin will be an afterthought after this thursday; I'm not sure if a big TV wedding would change that, not if the media narrative is already set against her (which, right now, it undeniably is).
Its not about winning votes, its about distraction
Distraction only works when you're in the lead and trying to play out the clock. They need something that will sink Obama's poll numbers by 5-8 points.
What the fuck is this shit, man? We are not taking Florida-lite. Arizona goes with Texas and New Mexico.
You are lucky, I have to take Florida full flavor/
Hey, if the rest of the New Confederacy wants to kick Florida out to be their own little country, I don't think there's anyone on the planet who would blame them.
Except maybe Floridians, but really, they made their bed; they can lay in it.
I vote the Northeast become the Atlantic Commonwealth.
What the fuck is this shit, man? We are not taking Florida-lite. Arizona goes with Texas and New Mexico. And shouldn't Hawaii be with California, and Alaska be with Washington? I mean, a shitload of the people who work in Alaska maintain homes in Washington, and a lot of people maintain split their time between the two states. My bank is based in Alaska.
Well, I agree with you on Hawaii inclusion and Arizona possible exclusion, but I think the PRA is never going to accept Alaska in its ranks after it saw Alaska someone so inept as Sarah Palin as governor.
I vote the Northeast become the Atlantic Commonwealth.
What the fuck is this shit, man? We are not taking Florida-lite. Arizona goes with Texas and New Mexico. And shouldn't Hawaii be with California, and Alaska be with Washington? I mean, a shitload of the people who work in Alaska maintain homes in Washington, and a lot of people maintain split their time between the two states. My bank is based in Alaska.
Well, I agree with you on Hawaii inclusion and Arizona possible exclusion, but I think the PRA is never going to accept Alaska in its ranks after it saw Alaska someone so inept as Sarah Palin as governor.
I vote the Northeast become the Atlantic Commonwealth.
What the fuck is this shit, man? We are not taking Florida-lite. Arizona goes with Texas and New Mexico. And shouldn't Hawaii be with California, and Alaska be with Washington? I mean, a shitload of the people who work in Alaska maintain homes in Washington, and a lot of people maintain split their time between the two states. My bank is based in Alaska.
Florida-lite?
That's soooooooooooo not even close to an accurate description of Arizona.
We have sooooooooooo much more meth.
Also our Cubans are Mexicans. And we don't have the fundies, just crazy-ass retarded individualists, and our governor is a rocking cool Democrat that supported Obama from the beginning, despite being basically the definition of the Hilary Demographic.
Our delegation just sucks a little. But we're doing better. I swear.
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"Grip 'em up, grip 'em, grip 'em good, said the Gryphon... to the pig."
So Steve Schmidt, head of the McCain campaign, is on Meet The Press accusing the Obama campaign of engaging in "the politics of dishonesty"...because they point out that the McCain campaign is lying.
As a citizen of Boulder, CO, might I suggest Boulder/Longmont area be separated into its own little nation or perhaps bunched in with the yellow?
A sovereign nation needs more agricultural production than just marijuana farms.
Err... cannabis doesn't grow very well in Boulder's climate. It grows pretty well in southern Colorado, but not here. So, we don't even grow that. And that's why I'm suggesting we get grouped in with the yellow nation. We'd be right at home with their kind. Hell, half of Boulder is from the yellow area (fucking Californication). But, if that isn't possible, obviously Boulder could maintain a strong economy through the export of SCIENCE!!!
PS: I'm just loathe that you group us with that group of retards in the grey areas. Boulder/Longmont is the most highly education area in the nation and you're letting Idaho have us? I figured you would want us a little more. *sniff*
As a citizen of Boulder, CO, might I suggest Boulder/Longmont area be separated into its own little nation or perhaps bunched in with the yellow?
A sovereign nation needs more agricultural production than just marijuana farms.
Oh, so that's why Arizona is being grouped with us.
You know, I might have suggested that Arizona be included if only because the presence of In-n-Out Burger linked their fortunes with California.
But then I found out there's one in Utah, and there's no way I'd force you guys to take on that reeking pit of fundie-dom. On the other hand, the In-n-Out in Utah appears to be on the far southwest corner, so maybe we could simply carve that out and leave the rest, so that the In-n-Out empire remains unbroken.
As a citizen of Boulder, CO, might I suggest Boulder/Longmont area be separated into its own little nation or perhaps bunched in with the yellow?
A sovereign nation needs more agricultural production than just marijuana farms.
Err... cannabis doesn't grow very well in Boulder's climate. It grows pretty well in southern Colorado, but not here. So, we don't even grow that. And that's why I'm suggesting we get grouped in with the yellow nation. We'd be right at home with their kind. Hell, half of Boulder is from the yellow area (fucking Californication). But, if that isn't possible, obviously Boulder could maintain a strong economy through the export of SCIENCE!!!
PS: I'm just loathe that you group us with that group of retards in the grey areas. Boulder/Longmont is the most highly education area in the nation and you're letting Idaho have us? I figured you would want us a little more. *sniff*
Personally, I'd set Colorado, New Mexico, Arizona, Utah and Nevada as the great Southwestern Alliance and make Texlahoma it's own (shitty) thing.
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As a citizen of Boulder, CO, might I suggest Boulder/Longmont area be separated into its own little nation or perhaps bunched in with the yellow?
A sovereign nation needs more agricultural production than just marijuana farms.
Oh, so that's why Arizona is being grouped with us.
You know, I might have suggested that Arizona be included if only because the presence of In-n-Out Burger linked their fortunes with California.
But then I found out there's one in Utah, and there's no way I'd force you guys to take on that reeking pit of fundie-dom. On the other hand, the In-n-Out in Utah appears to be on the far southwest corner, so maybe we could simply carve that out and leave the rest, so that the In-n-Out empire remains unbroken.
Isn't the In-N-Out franchise pretty fundie, though? I mean, they're of the pleasant, friendly fundie variety but still. (Fuck, I'm Catholic anyways so I don't really care :P).
In any case, I think crazy fundamentalism would be much more palatable to the West Coast if they gave us delicious burgers and fries after promising to get rid of those damn homos lolol.
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Isn't the In-N-Out franchise pretty fundie, though? I mean, they're of the pleasant, friendly fundie variety but still. (Fuck, I'm Catholic anyways so I don't really care :P).
In any case, I think crazy fundamentalism would be much more palatable to the West Coast if they gave us delicious burgers and fries after promising to get rid of those damn homos lolol.
Chik-Fil-A has their "free Clucker for ex-gays Sundays" promotion.
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Personally, I'd set Colorado, New Mexico, Arizona, Utah and Nevada as the great Southwestern Alliance and make Texlahoma it's own (shitty) thing.
Being that I'm currently being forced to live in Oklahoma, I'd never wish this state on anyone in any way, shape, or form.
Also, if this happens Texlahoma will have the distinction of being the only nation that has a civil war immediately following nation status. It will also be the only nation who fights a civil war via shitty college football game.
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As far as CO goes, CO Springs is not part of Colorado. They're their own weird bible belt state that hinders everything that Boulder and Denver tries to do.
Isn't the In-N-Out franchise pretty fundie, though? I mean, they're of the pleasant, friendly fundie variety but still. (Fuck, I'm Catholic anyways so I don't really care :P).
In any case, I think crazy fundamentalism would be much more palatable to the West Coast if they gave us delicious burgers and fries after promising to get rid of those damn homos lolol.
Chik-Fil-A has their "free Clucker for ex-gays Sundays" promotion.
What? CFA is closed on Sundays for religious reasons.
Isn't the In-N-Out franchise pretty fundie, though? I mean, they're of the pleasant, friendly fundie variety but still. (Fuck, I'm Catholic anyways so I don't really care :P).
In any case, I think crazy fundamentalism would be much more palatable to the West Coast if they gave us delicious burgers and fries after promising to get rid of those damn homos lolol.
Chik-Fil-A has their "free Clucker for ex-gays Sundays" promotion.
What? CFA is closed on Sundays for religious reasons.
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Runaway bride would be hilarious as well, though obviously you can't tackle her.
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All air traffic goes through Atlanta.
Distraction only works when you're in the lead and trying to play out the clock. They need something that will sink Obama's poll numbers by 5-8 points.
Florida shall fend for it's self.
But...but...oil! Milkshake!
Florida-lite?
That's soooooooooooo not even close to an accurate description of Arizona.
We have sooooooooooo much more meth.
Also our Cubans are Mexicans. And we don't have the fundies, just crazy-ass retarded individualists, and our governor is a rocking cool Democrat that supported Obama from the beginning, despite being basically the definition of the Hilary Demographic.
Our delegation just sucks a little. But we're doing better. I swear.
A sovereign nation needs more agricultural production than just marijuana farms.
That's true. Recent studies have shown that you can live off of nothing but marijuana until the day you die.
Unfortunatly, we would also have to take the entire middle of america, or otherwise our McDonalds will run dry of hamburgers and french fries....
and milkshakes...
Err... cannabis doesn't grow very well in Boulder's climate. It grows pretty well in southern Colorado, but not here. So, we don't even grow that. And that's why I'm suggesting we get grouped in with the yellow nation. We'd be right at home with their kind. Hell, half of Boulder is from the yellow area (fucking Californication). But, if that isn't possible, obviously Boulder could maintain a strong economy through the export of SCIENCE!!!
PS: I'm just loathe that you group us with that group of retards in the grey areas. Boulder/Longmont is the most highly education area in the nation and you're letting Idaho have us? I figured you would want us a little more.
But then I found out there's one in Utah, and there's no way I'd force you guys to take on that reeking pit of fundie-dom. On the other hand, the In-n-Out in Utah appears to be on the far southwest corner, so maybe we could simply carve that out and leave the rest, so that the In-n-Out empire remains unbroken.
Personally, I'd set Colorado, New Mexico, Arizona, Utah and Nevada as the great Southwestern Alliance and make Texlahoma it's own (shitty) thing.
In any case, I think crazy fundamentalism would be much more palatable to the West Coast if they gave us delicious burgers and fries after promising to get rid of those damn homos lolol.
Chik-Fil-A has their "free Clucker for ex-gays Sundays" promotion.
Also, if this happens Texlahoma will have the distinction of being the only nation that has a civil war immediately following nation status. It will also be the only nation who fights a civil war via shitty college football game.
What? CFA is closed on Sundays for religious reasons.
Curing Gay is God's work.
keepin that shit holy for the sabath.
Cuz, you know. Free sandwich.
Also meth.
Basically Arizona would be alright if we nuked Yuma, Tucson, Apache Junction, and Scottsdale from orbit.
Funniest thing SNL has ever done wasn't written by them maybe they should be learning something from that
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Is there a clip up anywhere?
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