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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    hahahahaha

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    My history teacher used to play the imperial march when he passed out tests

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    My history teacher used to play the imperial march when he passed out tests

    oh man

    that's fantastic

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Me Too! wrote: »
    At Red And White one year, the in-team wrestling match to determine who went to varsity and who went to j.v., the reds walked out to Back In Black
    Looking badass as fuck
    So then here we come, in our warm-ups, looking tough, looking like we're ready to wrestle and win
    And all of sudden the music comes on
    BABY DON'T HURT ME
    DON'T HURT ME
    NO MORE
    To this day I don't know who switched out Eye of the Tiger but I thank them

    hhahahahaha oh God

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Also I want to walk out and have some funky dance song kick in and the whole place busts into an amazing, almost choreographed dance sequence

    we had a great impromtu song/dance sequance in the hall once in High School. My friend Matt was having a pretty shitty day and started singing Bohiem Rapsody to himself as he walked through the hallway, and as he went he got slowly louder and several of us joined him as he passed by singing the chrous and the back parts and by the time he got to his class there where about 7 of us total singing along and danceing a bit.

    To this day I wish I could get something like that to happen again.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    We had a boombox that someone brought in
    Usually it just rotated through classic rock. Cheap Trick At Budokan, Best of the Eagles, Back In Black, all kinds of shit
    Then someone brought in a CD from home
    "Guys check this out"
    Fucking dance mix. You know all those shitty techno-ish dance songs like Baby Don't Hurt Me?
    Oh yeah
    Three solid weeks of the same four or six songs, looped over and over for two hours a night, five nights a week
    Coach was ready to kill us

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    so, alright.


    there was this kid on our wrestling team in junior high. wiry little black fella, 150 pounds, nationally ranked in that weight division. seriously badass. all we ever heard him listen to was hip hop, usually something like DMX or something.


    and then one day, it was just before halloween, dude shows up to practice and hits play on his boom box and all of a sudden it's like
    FEEEED MYYYY FRANKENSTEI-EI-EIIIN

    And that's when we learned that he liked metal.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    couple years back i was in downtown toronto going to various comic shops

    and some dude is walking by and he's singing heat of the moment by asia

    for no particular reason, just walking down singing

    white dude in his mid-30's in a golf shirt and jeans, singing. no earphones or nothing, he just felt like it

    i decided this looks too choice to not join in, so i start singing along.

    some other dude walking by, guy in his 40's in a suit, starts singing as he passes by

    it was the closest i ever came to actually living in a musical

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Also I want to walk out and have some funky dance song kick in and the whole place busts into an amazing, almost choreographed dance sequence

    we had a great impromtu song/dance sequance in the hall once in High School. My friend Matt was having a pretty shitty day and started singing Bohiem Rapsody to himself as he walked through the hallway, and as he went he got slowly louder and several of us joined him as he passed by singing the chrous and the back parts and by the time he got to his class there where about 7 of us total singing along and danceing a bit.

    To this day I wish I could get something like that to happen again.

    Last spring, my friends' band played at the talent show, ended up winning some money
    Anyway, we all go into town and go to the diner afterwards, which was fun. The poor waitress' face when I said I needed a table for 17 was great
    So everyone gets there and we pull quarters to plug into the jukebox
    First up, Bohemian Rhapsody. Literally half of the people in the diner were singing along
    Time for the next song. Rocker chick is sitting next to me, looking over my shoulder while I flick through songs
    "Oh oh oh that one!"
    We did a kick-ass Paradise By The Dashboard Lights
    So much fun

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Dammit Pony, now I'm gonna be singing Heat of the Moment for days
    thank you

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    EDIT
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPAudiWxgFg
    Just watch the beginning

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
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    Pony wrote: »
    If you are outside in a zombie apocalypse I am pretty sure you've already failed.

    i am of a difference of opinion on this subject

    if we are talking zombies, of the shambling dead variety and not some running screaming infected things

    the wilderness is hospitable and has many appreciable qualities

    for one, let me tell you a little something

    last october we did a zombie larp for the first time in an actual forest environment instead of on an outdoor paintball field

    that whole zombie shamble thing? all kinds of failure in even the slightest forested growth.

    you're actually pretty safe if you go north into the wilderness, as long as you otherwise know how to survive up there and don't have mitigating health conditions forcing you to rely on the trappings of civilization

    so the forest makes zombies move even slower

    speed wasn't really their advantage in the first place

    no, not even that

    it makes them fumble, stumble, fall down and get tangled

    you know why people blaze trails?

    because forest floors eat ankles for breakfast, is why. watching a bunch of people, cognitively alert and sentient people who are intelligent and have problem-solving skills, injure themselves just trying to pretend to be zombies has shown me that "real" zombies would get pretty fucked up by forests and undergrowth.

    it would cause them to collapse, fall over, get stuck, divide up, seperate, etc.

    the true "threat" of the zombie is the horde, the steamroller of rotting flesh and grabby hands shambling towards you.

    in a forest? not as threatening.

    right, but still coming

    still inevitable

    they just fall down a few times before they suck your brains out with a crazy straw

    Uh, except that falling zombies make pretty easy targets.

    Or did the concept of fighting back not fit into your equation?

    zombies are easy targets anyways

    my point is that the zombie defenses that pony are pointing out as being advantageous qualities of a forest are not things that hamper zombies in areas that would seriously hinder them. it makes them slower and... what else, again? like i said, zombies are not threatening because of their speed (unless you're talking fast zombies but we're not, and fuck fast zombies anyways, fast zombies are bullshit)

    goatmon, i was imagining the scenario in pony's terms of long-term survival in the wilderness, assuming that you have some sort of semi-permanent shelter up there and are not a total nomad 24/7. making zombies slower isn't exactly a foolproof base defense. as far as just like running away from a few zombies or as a way to help you kill a few? yeah then them tripping and shit would probably help while you lined up headshots.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Dammit Pony, now I'm gonna be singing Heat of the Moment for days
    thank you

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3cBKzDGHTE

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Dammit Pony, now I'm gonna be singing Heat of the Moment for days
    thank you

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3cBKzDGHTE

    oh, deano, you rapscallion you.


    ... you big hot gay rapscallion.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Look
    If the heat of the moment shone in his eyes I'd probably be bent over pants down asking what he was waiting for

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    the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    no more music threads allowed now?

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    the cheat wrote: »
    no more music threads allowed now?

    At least not without a mod's permission, I guess.

    After the comic thread, I guess they're being a little more tightly wound about letting people recreate the same threads one after the other.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    zombies are so passe

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Zombie Killing Song #whatever
    Livin' on a motherfuckin' Prayer

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i mean shit if we are going to be talking about killing zombies and other associated monsters there's certainly a place for more supernatural:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXqyeSxS0RE

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Goatmon wrote: »
    the cheat wrote: »
    no more music threads allowed now?

    At least not without a mod's permission, I guess.

    After the comic thread, I guess they're being a little more tightly wound about letting people recreate the same threads one after the other.

    please don't compare the discussion of music to the posting of webcomics

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    supernatural zombies are the best zombies

    bitter souls possessing the bones of the dead > "uuunnnggghhh i'm sick"

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm gonna have to fag the thread up now, with some animated undead peoples.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XudWK5jhtRg

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    DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Pony




    YES

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    the cheat wrote: »
    no more music threads allowed now?

    At least not without a mod's permission, I guess.

    After the comic thread, I guess they're being a little more tightly wound about letting people recreate the same threads one after the other.

    please don't compare the discussion of music to the posting of webcomics

    Man why we gotta agree on a thing

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I LOVE THAT SHOW SO FUCKING MUCH GRRAAAAAAHHH.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I could be wrong.

    They only said no to Wiggin doing it.

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    DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    My god the new season is fantastic so far.

    Thursday is my favorite day of the week.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Goatmon wrote: »
    I could be wrong.

    They only said no to Wiggin doing it.

    No I said "We're making another" and Ori's response was "No you're not"
    So we can assume no more music threads for a little bit

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I was joking, Wiggin.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    OH MY GOD THIS VIDEO IS RELEVANT TO EVERYONE'S INTERESTS

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCM4HNuFbx0

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Technically zombies are already dead so that song is wrong

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Zombie Killing Song #whatever

    more like..... zombies killing!

    Cannibal Corpse - Pit of Zombies

    Captured by the priest of evil
    Deep inside the hive
    Hellish dungeon filled with undead
    Their rotting claws reaching for my
    Legs I hang above the ghouls
    I know they want me for their food
    Overwhelmed by deadly fear
    Hung above the Zombie lair

    Hanging by a thread above them
    Taken here to die
    Rotting hands reaching for me
    Their undead eyes see me as a meal
    They want to eat alive
    Mindless hunger in their eyes
    Filthy claws grasp at my feet
    Slashing wounds my ankles bleed

    Pit of zombies
    Chasm teeming with undead
    Death is grisly
    Lowered slightly now they reach me
    I scream in frantic pain
    Tearing off my feet with fury
    The pain intense below my knees my
    Legs have been removed
    They suck the blood from the wounds
    Voracious zombies rend my thighs
    They pull me down, my corpse they
    Will divide

    Pit of zombies
    Chasm teeming with undead
    Their jaws await me
    A gruesome end the
    Pit of zombies
    Reanimated to devour
    I watch them kill me

    They claw at my face
    And rip off my scalp
    Exposing my skull
    Arteries severed
    Gushing blood showers them drives
    Them mad raging mob
    A hideous feast

    Puncture my stomach and
    Tear out the guts
    Devour entrails
    Rotting zombies have torn me apart
    They gorge on my flesh

    Engulfed
    Consumed
    This pit
    My doom

    Engulfed alive
    Consumed by death
    This pit of zombies
    My doom is here

    Solo: Jack
    Solo: Pat

    Pit of zombies
    Chasm teeming with undead
    Their jaws await me
    A gruesome end the pit of zombies
    Reanimated to devour
    I watch them kill me

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    DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    If I remember correctly, they actually only fought 1 zombie and that was the chick the guy brought back to life because he loved her.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Technically zombies are already dead so that song is wrong

    wrong

    zombies are undead

    if you make them just dead

    they are not a threat

    you do this, by shooting them in the head

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    the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Goatmon wrote: »
    the cheat wrote: »
    no more music threads allowed now?

    At least not without a mod's permission, I guess.

    After the comic thread, I guess they're being a little more tightly wound about letting people recreate the same threads one after the other.

    god. this moderation of this forum disgusts me sometimes. the only reason we've stopped talking about music is that it was arbitrarily locked at 100 pages. there is still desire to discuss music. and whoever complained about the catch-all threads can go lick a ballsack.

    so, did someone ask a mod, and did they say no?

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    the truth is that in that video pretty much none of the things they are shooting are zombies

    but nonetheless it is a cool video and a good song so there

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I thnk the purpose of 100 pages is because that's a good overall number to cut it off before it can drag too far off topic.

    Granted, that isn't always the situation at the time, but if they form rules around that reasoning they gotta follow them.

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    the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    ok i see that wiggin asked orik. orik is a doosh, can someone ask an admin? i don't see who it is hurting by having a music thread, or games thread or whatever.

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