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my toilet is clogged

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    *shart

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  • ogcam777ogcam777 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    *sharded

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  • RabidDeathMooseRabidDeathMoose Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    *shoused

    EDIT

    *shousted!

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  • IvarIvar Oslo, NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Agistrar wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Go get the snake and a cheessteak while you're at lunch, Lost.

    Do it! DO IT NOW!

    Just don't get confused about which one to eat.

    Cheesesnake?

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  • Winston ChurchillWinston Churchill __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Cheesesnakes lay their eggs in cheeses. When they hatch, the young have to eat their way to the outside world. Thus, swiss cheese.

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  • SmurphSmurph Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    well, its the standard orange plunger. hmm, maybe i'll get one of those big black ones as well.

    I hear Lowes is having a sale on Poop Accessories.

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    My toilet was clogged this morning too.

    I have no idea why. I took a shit last night, but it wasn't really big, and I didn't use much toilet paper.

    I took a pee early this morning, and the water came right up to the brim of the toilet when I flushed. I was still really sleepy and after I flushed, shouting "No no no!" was the best I could come up with when the water started rising.

    It receded a bit after a while, and I took a plunger to it. That fixed it.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    there is nothing as scary as the water rising to the brim as you furiously plunge a toilet

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    man i remember one time I was at work and my ex called me to pick up a snake from the store because she had clogged the toilet and, in an attempt to unclog it, got poo on herself and the bathroom.

    kicker is, she was pissed at me for some reason. apparently it was my fault her butt was destructive.

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  • Winston ChurchillWinston Churchill __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Untrained women are fucking crazy like that.

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  • SmurphSmurph Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    In high school I think I clogged every single one of my friends' toilets. The worst part is that most of them never had plungers in the room because apparently they all have tiny squirrel butt holes and never clog their own toilets. So I would have to leave the mess in there and go inform my friends that I had done the unthinkable in their parents' bathroom and needed assistance to fix the situation. This happened about 3-4 times at different houses and eventually I was not allowed to go to the bathroom at those houses any more.

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  • Winston ChurchillWinston Churchill __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    This thread brings up some interesting questions. How massively wide do you think the goatse dude's turds are?

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  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    there are 2 bolts in the floor that youll have to unscrew

    then lift straight up, there may be some resistance due to the wax gasket between the floor and the toilet

    if water rushes out the toilet, then the clog is in the pipe

    if theres no water rushing out, then the clog is in the toilet trap


    This is the worst idea.

    Ever.

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Smurph wrote: »
    In high school I think I clogged every single one of my friends' toilets. The worst part is that most of them never had plungers in the room because apparently they all have tiny squirrel butt holes and never clog their own toilets. So I would have to leave the mess in there and go inform my friends that I had done the unthinkable in their parents' bathroom and needed assistance to fix the situation. This happened about 3-4 times at different houses and eventually I was not allowed to go to the bathroom at those houses any more.
    My parent's keep their plunger in the garage.

    I have no idea what the fuck that's about.

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  • RabidDeathMooseRabidDeathMoose Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    there are 2 bolts in the floor that youll have to unscrew

    then lift straight up, there may be some resistance due to the wax gasket between the floor and the toilet

    if water rushes out the toilet, then the clog is in the pipe

    if theres no water rushing out, then the clog is in the toilet trap
    This is the worst idea.

    Ever.

    haha I'm glad someone else thinks so. I sat here in shock/awe when I read that, not sure if I should post a giant CAUTION DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS or just wait and see how it unfolded.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    This thread brings up some interesting questions. How massively wide do you think the goatse dude's turds are?

    Pretty large. Like on the order of epic.

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  • IvarIvar Oslo, NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Protip: If you know you're gonna need a big wiping session, flush when you're halfway done, then finish up and flush again. No clogging.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    This thread brings up some interesting questions. How massively wide do you think the goatse dude's turds are?

    i'd say not very wide at all
    they have no time to actually harden up and mature inside him since there's nothing stopping them from just slipping out all willy-nilly

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  • SmurphSmurph Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    This thread brings up some interesting questions. How massively wide do you think the goatse dude's turds are?
    I imagine that would be more like pouring salsa out of a jar.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Okay, I think I that I'm no longer hungry for lunch.

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  • Winston ChurchillWinston Churchill __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    This thread brings up some interesting questions. How massively wide do you think the goatse dude's turds are?

    i'd say not very wide at all
    they have no time to actually harden up and mature inside him since there's nothing stopping them from just slipping out all willy-nilly

    But what if he purchased a "manhole" cover, like the clear earlobe plugs you see the kids with nowadays?

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  • RabidDeathMooseRabidDeathMoose Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    In this context, the term "manhole" may just be the worst thing ever.

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  • SmurphSmurph Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    This thread brings up some interesting questions. How massively wide do you think the goatse dude's turds are?

    i'd say not very wide at all
    they have no time to actually harden up and mature inside him since there's nothing stopping them from just slipping out all willy-nilly

    But what if he purchased a "manhole" cover, like the clear earlobe plugs you see the kids with nowadays?

    Actually he might need a real manhole cover.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    This thread brings up some interesting questions. How massively wide do you think the goatse dude's turds are?

    i'd say not very wide at all
    they have no time to actually harden up and mature inside him since there's nothing stopping them from just slipping out all willy-nilly

    But what if he purchased a "manhole" cover, like the clear earlobe plugs you see the kids with nowadays?

    near-fatal buildup of flatus could cause it to blow out under the tiniest bit of stress

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    there are 2 bolts in the floor that youll have to unscrew

    then lift straight up, there may be some resistance due to the wax gasket between the floor and the toilet

    if water rushes out the toilet, then the clog is in the pipe

    if theres no water rushing out, then the clog is in the toilet trap
    This is the worst idea.

    Ever.

    haha I'm glad someone else thinks so. I sat here in shock/awe when I read that, not sure if I should post a giant CAUTION DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS or just wait and see how it unfolded.

    I agree, but I wasn't going to say anything in the hopes of having Lostworld come back with the story of actually doing it and finding the entire load that actually clogged the thing come spilling out onto the floor.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Smurph wrote: »
    In high school I think I clogged every single one of my friends' toilets. The worst part is that most of them never had plungers in the room because apparently they all have tiny squirrel butt holes and never clog their own toilets. So I would have to leave the mess in there and go inform my friends that I had done the unthinkable in their parents' bathroom and needed assistance to fix the situation. This happened about 3-4 times at different houses and eventually I was not allowed to go to the bathroom at those houses any more.
    oh man, the worst thing my butt has ever done is clog my friend's toilet while his family was getting the house ready for his step-siblings that were in flying in that afternoon. Up and over the rim! Good job, butt!

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    you all are a bunch of pussies

    im not saying the second your toilet backs up, take it apart

    but from what i read, lost was having some serious issues with his plumbing, so i was offering some advice on how to fix them

    im glad all you little lurkers could come out of the wood work to harp on

    scuttle back under the fridge now that the lights are on

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    cracked you are the dumbest dumb that ever dumbed

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Man, I'm a professional toilet clogger.

    I can clog a toilet just by looking at it.

    It is the burden of a meat eater.

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  • CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    The worst is when you clog the toilet with the courtesy flush

    whatnow.com

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    cracked you are the dumbest dumb that ever dumbed

    im going to sneak into everybody's houses and take apart their toilets

    then everybody will have something else to cry about

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    cracked you are the dumbest dumb that ever dumbed

    im going to sneak into everybody's houses and take apart their toilets

    then everybody will have something else to cry about

    yeah well i'll come poop in your toilet then turn off the water, knowing that the first thing you'll do is remove the toilet

    potatoe on
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    cracked you are the dumbest dumb that ever dumbed

    im going to sneak into everybody's houses and take apart their toilets

    then everybody will have something else to cry about

    yeah well i'll come poop in your toilet then turn off the water, knowing that the first thing you'll do is remove the toilet

    nah, ill bulldoze the house first

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    cracked you are the dumbest dumb that ever dumbed

    im going to sneak into everybody's houses and take apart their toilets

    then everybody will have something else to cry about

    I WILL STAB YOU IN THE TITTY!

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  • RabidDeathMooseRabidDeathMoose Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    you all are a bunch of pussies

    im not saying the second your toilet backs up, take it apart

    but from what i read, lost was having some serious issues with his plumbing, so i was offering some advice on how to fix them

    im glad all you little lurkers could come out of the wood work to harp on

    scuttle back under the fridge now that the lights are on

    Man that'd be like if a light went out in your bedroom upstairs and you went to the basement and pulled the supply line off the floor joists before you checked to see if you could fix it by changing the bulb...

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    cracked you are the dumbest dumb that ever dumbed

    im going to sneak into everybody's houses and take apart their toilets

    then everybody will have something else to cry about

    I WILL STAB YOU IN THE TITTY!

    THAT SEEMS LIKE A WHOLLY ABSTRACT RESPONSE TO YOUR PROBLEMS

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    you all are a bunch of pussies

    im not saying the second your toilet backs up, take it apart

    but from what i read, lost was having some serious issues with his plumbing, so i was offering some advice on how to fix them

    im glad all you little lurkers could come out of the wood work to harp on

    scuttle back under the fridge now that the lights are on

    Man that'd be like if a light went out in your bedroom upstairs and you went to the basement and pulled the supply line off the floor joists before you checked to see if you could fix it by changing the bulb...

    ...no its not

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    you all are a bunch of pussies

    im not saying the second your toilet backs up, take it apart

    but from what i read, lost was having some serious issues with his plumbing, so i was offering some advice on how to fix them

    im glad all you little lurkers could come out of the wood work to harp on

    scuttle back under the fridge now that the lights are on

    Man that'd be like if a light went out in your bedroom upstairs and you went to the basement and pulled the supply line off the floor joists before you checked to see if you could fix it by changing the bulb...

    except that lost already tried the obvious solution

    potatoe on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    THAT SEEMS LIKE A WHOLLY ABSTRACT RESPONSE TO YOUR PROBLEMS

    I HAVE NO IDEA WHY WE ARE SHOUTING!

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    LOUD NOISES!

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    you all are a bunch of pussies

    im not saying the second your toilet backs up, take it apart

    but from what i read, lost was having some serious issues with his plumbing, so i was offering some advice on how to fix them

    im glad all you little lurkers could come out of the wood work to harp on

    scuttle back under the fridge now that the lights are on

    Man that'd be like if a light went out in your bedroom upstairs and you went to the basement and pulled the supply line off the floor joists before you checked to see if you could fix it by changing the bulb...

    except that lost already tried the obvious solution

    if we want to run with this analogy:

    if the light went out in my basement, and i tryed for 20 minutes to change the light bulb and nothing worked, but i knew i was still getting power (obviously lost knows his water is fine because it overflowed), then yes, i would consider taking out the fixture to see what the problem is

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