I have no idea why. I took a shit last night, but it wasn't really big, and I didn't use much toilet paper.
I took a pee early this morning, and the water came right up to the brim of the toilet when I flushed. I was still really sleepy and after I flushed, shouting "No no no!" was the best I could come up with when the water started rising.
It receded a bit after a while, and I took a plunger to it. That fixed it.
man i remember one time I was at work and my ex called me to pick up a snake from the store because she had clogged the toilet and, in an attempt to unclog it, got poo on herself and the bathroom.
kicker is, she was pissed at me for some reason. apparently it was my fault her butt was destructive.
In high school I think I clogged every single one of my friends' toilets. The worst part is that most of them never had plungers in the room because apparently they all have tiny squirrel butt holes and never clog their own toilets. So I would have to leave the mess in there and go inform my friends that I had done the unthinkable in their parents' bathroom and needed assistance to fix the situation. This happened about 3-4 times at different houses and eventually I was not allowed to go to the bathroom at those houses any more.
In high school I think I clogged every single one of my friends' toilets. The worst part is that most of them never had plungers in the room because apparently they all have tiny squirrel butt holes and never clog their own toilets. So I would have to leave the mess in there and go inform my friends that I had done the unthinkable in their parents' bathroom and needed assistance to fix the situation. This happened about 3-4 times at different houses and eventually I was not allowed to go to the bathroom at those houses any more.
there are 2 bolts in the floor that youll have to unscrew
then lift straight up, there may be some resistance due to the wax gasket between the floor and the toilet
if water rushes out the toilet, then the clog is in the pipe
if theres no water rushing out, then the clog is in the toilet trap
This is the worst idea.
Ever.
haha I'm glad someone else thinks so. I sat here in shock/awe when I read that, not sure if I should post a giant CAUTION DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS or just wait and see how it unfolded.
This thread brings up some interesting questions. How massively wide do you think the goatse dude's turds are?
i'd say not very wide at all
they have no time to actually harden up and mature inside him since there's nothing stopping them from just slipping out all willy-nilly
This thread brings up some interesting questions. How massively wide do you think the goatse dude's turds are?
i'd say not very wide at all
they have no time to actually harden up and mature inside him since there's nothing stopping them from just slipping out all willy-nilly
But what if he purchased a "manhole" cover, like the clear earlobe plugs you see the kids with nowadays?
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This thread brings up some interesting questions. How massively wide do you think the goatse dude's turds are?
i'd say not very wide at all
they have no time to actually harden up and mature inside him since there's nothing stopping them from just slipping out all willy-nilly
But what if he purchased a "manhole" cover, like the clear earlobe plugs you see the kids with nowadays?
This thread brings up some interesting questions. How massively wide do you think the goatse dude's turds are?
i'd say not very wide at all
they have no time to actually harden up and mature inside him since there's nothing stopping them from just slipping out all willy-nilly
But what if he purchased a "manhole" cover, like the clear earlobe plugs you see the kids with nowadays?
near-fatal buildup of flatus could cause it to blow out under the tiniest bit of stress
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there are 2 bolts in the floor that youll have to unscrew
then lift straight up, there may be some resistance due to the wax gasket between the floor and the toilet
if water rushes out the toilet, then the clog is in the pipe
if theres no water rushing out, then the clog is in the toilet trap
This is the worst idea.
Ever.
haha I'm glad someone else thinks so. I sat here in shock/awe when I read that, not sure if I should post a giant CAUTION DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS or just wait and see how it unfolded.
I agree, but I wasn't going to say anything in the hopes of having Lostworld come back with the story of actually doing it and finding the entire load that actually clogged the thing come spilling out onto the floor.
In high school I think I clogged every single one of my friends' toilets. The worst part is that most of them never had plungers in the room because apparently they all have tiny squirrel butt holes and never clog their own toilets. So I would have to leave the mess in there and go inform my friends that I had done the unthinkable in their parents' bathroom and needed assistance to fix the situation. This happened about 3-4 times at different houses and eventually I was not allowed to go to the bathroom at those houses any more.
oh man, the worst thing my butt has ever done is clog my friend's toilet while his family was getting the house ready for his step-siblings that were in flying in that afternoon. Up and over the rim! Good job, butt!
im not saying the second your toilet backs up, take it apart
but from what i read, lost was having some serious issues with his plumbing, so i was offering some advice on how to fix them
im glad all you little lurkers could come out of the wood work to harp on
scuttle back under the fridge now that the lights are on
Man that'd be like if a light went out in your bedroom upstairs and you went to the basement and pulled the supply line off the floor joists before you checked to see if you could fix it by changing the bulb...
im not saying the second your toilet backs up, take it apart
but from what i read, lost was having some serious issues with his plumbing, so i was offering some advice on how to fix them
im glad all you little lurkers could come out of the wood work to harp on
scuttle back under the fridge now that the lights are on
Man that'd be like if a light went out in your bedroom upstairs and you went to the basement and pulled the supply line off the floor joists before you checked to see if you could fix it by changing the bulb...
im not saying the second your toilet backs up, take it apart
but from what i read, lost was having some serious issues with his plumbing, so i was offering some advice on how to fix them
im glad all you little lurkers could come out of the wood work to harp on
scuttle back under the fridge now that the lights are on
Man that'd be like if a light went out in your bedroom upstairs and you went to the basement and pulled the supply line off the floor joists before you checked to see if you could fix it by changing the bulb...
except that lost already tried the obvious solution
im not saying the second your toilet backs up, take it apart
but from what i read, lost was having some serious issues with his plumbing, so i was offering some advice on how to fix them
im glad all you little lurkers could come out of the wood work to harp on
scuttle back under the fridge now that the lights are on
Man that'd be like if a light went out in your bedroom upstairs and you went to the basement and pulled the supply line off the floor joists before you checked to see if you could fix it by changing the bulb...
except that lost already tried the obvious solution
if we want to run with this analogy:
if the light went out in my basement, and i tryed for 20 minutes to change the light bulb and nothing worked, but i knew i was still getting power (obviously lost knows his water is fine because it overflowed), then yes, i would consider taking out the fixture to see what the problem is
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I hear Lowes is having a sale on Poop Accessories.
I have no idea why. I took a shit last night, but it wasn't really big, and I didn't use much toilet paper.
I took a pee early this morning, and the water came right up to the brim of the toilet when I flushed. I was still really sleepy and after I flushed, shouting "No no no!" was the best I could come up with when the water started rising.
It receded a bit after a while, and I took a plunger to it. That fixed it.
kicker is, she was pissed at me for some reason. apparently it was my fault her butt was destructive.
This is the worst idea.
Ever.
I have no idea what the fuck that's about.
haha I'm glad someone else thinks so. I sat here in shock/awe when I read that, not sure if I should post a giant CAUTION DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS or just wait and see how it unfolded.
Pretty large. Like on the order of epic.
i'd say not very wide at all
they have no time to actually harden up and mature inside him since there's nothing stopping them from just slipping out all willy-nilly
But what if he purchased a "manhole" cover, like the clear earlobe plugs you see the kids with nowadays?
Actually he might need a real manhole cover.
near-fatal buildup of flatus could cause it to blow out under the tiniest bit of stress
I agree, but I wasn't going to say anything in the hopes of having Lostworld come back with the story of actually doing it and finding the entire load that actually clogged the thing come spilling out onto the floor.
im not saying the second your toilet backs up, take it apart
but from what i read, lost was having some serious issues with his plumbing, so i was offering some advice on how to fix them
im glad all you little lurkers could come out of the wood work to harp on
scuttle back under the fridge now that the lights are on
I can clog a toilet just by looking at it.
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im going to sneak into everybody's houses and take apart their toilets
then everybody will have something else to cry about
yeah well i'll come poop in your toilet then turn off the water, knowing that the first thing you'll do is remove the toilet
nah, ill bulldoze the house first
I WILL STAB YOU IN THE TITTY!
Man that'd be like if a light went out in your bedroom upstairs and you went to the basement and pulled the supply line off the floor joists before you checked to see if you could fix it by changing the bulb...
THAT SEEMS LIKE A WHOLLY ABSTRACT RESPONSE TO YOUR PROBLEMS
...no its not
except that lost already tried the obvious solution
I HAVE NO IDEA WHY WE ARE SHOUTING!
LOUD NOISES!
if we want to run with this analogy:
if the light went out in my basement, and i tryed for 20 minutes to change the light bulb and nothing worked, but i knew i was still getting power (obviously lost knows his water is fine because it overflowed), then yes, i would consider taking out the fixture to see what the problem is