So today we finally remembered to ask our landlord to fix our light (the one I had made worse by trying to unscrew the metal part of the bulb that was stuck in the socket)
he comes in, fixes the fixture with some difficulty, unscrews the metal bit, and plugs in a new bulb
uh-oh it doesn't turn on! He flips the switch a few more times but still nothing
He says "Uh oh, looks like the fixture's busted. I'll have to install a new one, I'll do that tomorrow."
So I feel kinda bad but he comes back to try again and for some reason it works this time. I think the light switch is a bit finicky.
this may have been the most pointless story I've ever told.
Blake TDo you have enemies then?Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered Userregular
edited December 2008
Who said you had to pay him, just knife him afterwards and run. Just make sure you aren't wearing the suit otherwise you'll get blood on it and have to go to the drycleaners and if you don't have money for the tailor you probably wont have money for the drycleaners and then we'll start this entire mess all over again.
Seriously though that's a sharp suit that would benefit so much by being taken in a little bit. Ask your mother if she knows anyone that is good at altering clothes and see if it can be done on the cheap/for free.
Mori's suit is alright because actually my dress doesn't fit all that well; it really needs a strapless bra, which I don't own, and the bust is wired but doesn't actually conform to my own bust size/shape, so it hangs all wrong
We'll just be misfits together, playing dress-up
(My aunt bought me some organza to wear around my shoulders so I can obscure/hide the bust of the dress, which is good of her!)
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that's how it starts
mwa mwa mwa mwa
just like that
you know how to kiss, dontcha
you just put your lips together and whistle
fuck let me start over
Moi?
kiss kiss smooch
Pow!
Right in tha kisser!
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Thank you, good sir. Here you go! One unsoiled turnip, partially soiled.
I would now like to trade it for 10 bells, please.
I'm sorry. All I have are these ten bell-shaped turnips.
And this really big turnip over here. Gerry's not for sale, though. He's part of the family.
The higher altitude in Colorado is so awesome you have no idea
I need a warm hug and a soft hand on my penis.
Quick what are your opinions on Jenna Haze
Satans..... hints.....
Your mother's sexual history
She's pretty hot although sometimes I think she's a bit too skinny.
So what you spent a 105 pages typing out that you came too early then cried afterwards?
Well I can't fault you for your dedication.
Satans..... hints.....
It's like Tolkien describing the Baggins family tree, only instead of hobbits it's sexual shame.
If you don't perform adequately, you've gotta compensate with dedicated post-game
Yeah but it's like police academy 23, you can only tell the same story so many times.
Satans..... hints.....
he comes in, fixes the fixture with some difficulty, unscrews the metal bit, and plugs in a new bulb
uh-oh it doesn't turn on! He flips the switch a few more times but still nothing
He says "Uh oh, looks like the fixture's busted. I'll have to install a new one, I'll do that tomorrow."
So I feel kinda bad but he comes back to try again and for some reason it works this time. I think the light switch is a bit finicky.
this may have been the most pointless story I've ever told.
Satans..... hints.....
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Seriously though that's a sharp suit that would benefit so much by being taken in a little bit. Ask your mother if she knows anyone that is good at altering clothes and see if it can be done on the cheap/for free.
Maybe she will trade tailoring for porn?
Satans..... hints.....
But I'll see.
just mcdonalds
I'll drink to that!
We'll just be misfits together, playing dress-up
(My aunt bought me some organza to wear around my shoulders so I can obscure/hide the bust of the dress, which is good of her!)
I WILL DRINK TO THAT
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I DRINK IT UP
DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGE
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DON'T BULLY ME DANIEL