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Mobile (mini-PHALLA) P Gundam - Zombies come... you die - Mafia Victory

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Well..

    Let me put it this way.

    There was certainly enough torque to jack up a tricycle.

    Although it was a little jerky at points.... It ended up getting smoother towards the end.

    All in all, I'd say about a 4... maybe a 5 if I was feeling like a generous Pretty Princess.


    No hard feelings, Micro.

    Seriously.

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  • WilDPanthA05WilDPanthA05 Registered User
    edited December 2008
    !Maximus ... prove yourself!

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  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    !Law, for self defense.

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    !pantha

    mostly because I like typing your name.

    and red is such a pretty color.

    It looks fantastic on my lugnuts.

    or something

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  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    O_o

    Micro... did you know lonelyahava had lugnuts before you let her torque your crankshaft?

    (ooc: This Phalla has taken a hilarious turn, I love it =) )

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  • abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    !Darian is still around, and so is the grudge. I'll likely be more interactive tomorrow and less grudge-y, but who knows.

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    OH, he knew I had lugnuts.

    He complimented me on them. How they were well situated on my chestplates, and on their gauge.

    I do think that there was a little bit of oil dribbling from his mouth opening when he said such.

    But that would have been at some point before I stopped paying attention.

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  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    <3 =)

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    And I'm thinking that's a great place to stop this line of conversation.

    cause

    WOW

    this went places I didn't really want it to..... Or didn't expect it to.

    Damn.

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  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    lol =) It's okay, it was amusing. =)

    This paired with Drez' bukkake comment in the other Phalla I think makes for the most innuendo-laden Phalla week of all time! Yay! =) =) I was amused at least. =)

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    *L* Yeah, I caught the bukkake comment.

    Made me giggle.

    But I managed to swallow, not spit.


    The soda. Of course

    ohgod, why can't i make it stop?

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  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    LOL!

    <3 lonelyahava, you crack me up =)

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  • kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Haha!

    TheLawinator, once again!

    We shall see you fight one way or another!

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  • WilDPanthA05WilDPanthA05 Registered User
    edited December 2008
    after nearly every post on the past two pages, someone should have wrote HEEEYOOOOOOO

    opportunity failed :(

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  • FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I'm !voting for Thetheroo, because Law doesn't have nearly enough belief in the me that believes in him to fight against his hot-blooded opponent.

    If he doesn't believe, he's going to need all the help he can get.

    And now, time to go to work. Happy fighting. Tomorrow is the day of the skirmish. Unless someone challenges me while I'm gone.

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  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I'll vote for Maximus but i wouldn't mind getting in a fight myself gringos, Odale!!!

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  • Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I didn't ask for this much innuendo.

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    !DacVin

    For not wanting Innuendo.

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  • sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    !Retract Sportz Vote !Maximus!

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  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Ok so computer problem was found out...my mother board died, The part is ordered and on its way, how ever, I have some usee of a computer..my posting is going to be odd untill then. Sorry for the inconvence all.

    But I want to see !Dac Vin

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  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Vote closes in 30, I'm startin my count.

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  • ErgandarErgandar Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    !Dac Vin

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  • MagicManMagicMan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The power of the vote courses through my circuits! I will defeat Maximus and than I will put a stop to the startling amount of robot on robot action!

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  • WilDPanthA05WilDPanthA05 Registered User
    edited December 2008
    MagicMan wrote: »
    The power of the vote courses through my circuits! I will defeat Maximus and than I will put a stop to the startling amount of robot on robot action!

    Wait ... what? ... Why? What has some hot robot on robot fun ever done to hurt you?

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  • MagicManMagicMan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    MagicMan wrote: »
    The power of the vote courses through my circuits! I will defeat Maximus and than I will put a stop to the startling amount of robot on robot action!

    Wait ... what? ... Why? What has some hot robot on robot fun ever done to hurt you?

    Maybe I am Priest Gundam and don't like promiscuity and premarital robot sex?

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  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Vote closed, Narration coming soon-ish

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  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The battle for control of Earth had finally begun and the sounds of combat filled the air. The incessant pew pews and violent crunching of metal would surely drive a normal person insane, but everyone knew Gundam pilots aren't normal people. Much to the dismay of the locals, the colossal robots wreaked havoc wherever they could find each other, and some of the residents decided to get revenge however they could.

    Most of this anger was taken out on Thetheroo, a notably unliked pilot, who found himself nearly blinded by the torrential downpour of rotten fruits onto his sensors. It wasn't enough that he had to do battle, now these damn farmers were going to pelt him with tomatoes and call him nasty names. The names hurt more than the lasers and the beam swords, which is quite painful. As he struggled to recover from a particularly blow, he vowed revenge against the people of Earth and the other Gundam Phallateers, but TheLawinator mercilessly lopped off his head, and the resulting explosion left him unable to vow anymore.

    Luckily for the other Gundam pilots, the crowds were to distracted mocking Thetheroo to really pay much attention to the rest of the battles. However, at the end of the day, OrangeSoda, MagicMan, and Darian were all left as little more than rubble.

    It was time to announce the next battles, and all the fighters gathered round.

    Sportzboyjtw vs Warban
    Maximus vs OtakuD00D
    Dac Vin vs Micro
    TheLawinator vs DarkPrimus

    To celebrate another day without having to fight Kime was planning a party and was going to have a few of his Gundam bro's chill out. They were all having a great time hanging out until one of them asked "Dude, what's different about your Gundam? It looks weird."

    It was true, it did certainly look weird, and none of them could manage to place their finger on exactly was different about it. After asking around to anyone passed by and getting lots of strange looks, a nice man named Wong Yunfat finally told them what was wrong. "Well, you see, what you have here is a Gundam that's missing it's head, unfortunately that means I'll have to disqualify you from the tournament."

    "Most uncool of you sir" Kime replied, defeatedly shrugging his shoulders.

    It that wasn't the only party that got ruined, not to far away the Chibodee Girls were planning a party because.... well.... because it's Friday I guess. "Hey WilDPanthA05, can you help me do my hair? C'mon wake up sleepyhead.... c'mon, I need to get ready..... OMYGOD GIRLS, COME QUICK, SHE'S LIKE, TOTALLY DEAD!!!!!" Although her observational powers weren't quite as sharp as they should be, she was definitely right about her friend being dead... it seems some sneaky assassin had done it.

    The Dead:
    Thetheroo - Romario Monini, pilot of Jester Gundam - Rotten Tomatoed
    Darian - Chandra Shijema, pilot of Cobra Gundam - Just wasn't strong enough
    MagicMan - Kaure Ramses, pilot of Pharaoh Gundam - Just wasn't strong enough
    Orangesoda - Carlos Anadlusia, pilot of Matador Gundam - Just wasn't strong enough

    WilDPantA05 - Janet Smith, mechanic and member of the Chibodee Girls - Assassinated
    Kime - Saette Gyuzelle, pilot of Gundam Scimitar - Sabotaged

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    My Furious Fjord Flurry Attack is going to make you even more of a wash-out than you already are, Lawinator!

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  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I think that's it on PMs, lemme know if you are expecting anything.

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  • Xenogears of BoreXenogears of Bore Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    It's a SABOTAGE!

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  • abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    That was... an unfortunate night. Unless the Chibodee Girls are evil. But I don't think that's the case.

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  • DoxaDoxa Registered User
    edited December 2008
    I'm pretty sure when its limed they're good...

    and shit, did I forget to vote in here? I'll make sure to be more active this weekend. Sincere apologies

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  • WilDPanthA05WilDPanthA05 Registered User
    edited December 2008
    oooooooo

    Fucking shit again??? Ugh, someone is going to get heavily grudged

    Oh well, good luck and godspeed girls!

    oooooooo

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    That.. that was a lot of death.

    alot.

    right.... going to be heading to bed here soon.

    but i'll be around tomorrow too.

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  • warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I think at this point we can assume our assassin is a lone wolf or running blind on his targets seeing as he has managed to hit both a Grey and Green player.

    Also we have 27 left at this point, I guess things change when we get down to 11 Gunmen left.

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  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    No one wanted to fight me because joo know my Montezuma's Revenge Missile barrage would leave you in a bigger smoking crater than a 76' Chevy Impala filled with cholos right after they all ate triple gut buster burritos!


    [p.s. if I get to racialist, let me know, but this is the most fun ive ever had rp'ing in a phalla]

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    "The_Reflection has a story, that must be told"..."He is already a legend, and he ain't even old"
    "He can drink a river of blood and not burst"..."He can swallow a desert and never thirst"
  • warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    No one wanted to fight me because joo know my Montezuma's Revenge Missile barrage would leave you in a bigger smoking crater than a 76' Chevy Impala filled with cholos right after they all ate triple gut buster burritos!

    Is that a challenge?!

    A man's fighting spirit can not be contained!
    Your missiles will not stop this hand!

    Do you have a fighting spirit?
    Or will you fall just like those before us!

    Who the hell do you think I am?

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  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Ethel Merman?

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    "The_Reflection has a story, that must be told"..."He is already a legend, and he ain't even old"
    "He can drink a river of blood and not burst"..."He can swallow a desert and never thirst"
  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Ethel Merman?

    Very Very Very Win. So win.

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Ethel Merman?

    Very Very Very Win. So win.

    This.

    And don't call me Shirley.

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