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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    in the words of hannah montana, "nobody's perfect."

    We're not friends anymore.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fuck Gallic children.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Zoolander wrote: »
    fuck you randall
    you are a whale's vagina

    Do they have claspers or is that the dudewhale

    Fandyien on
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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Khavall wrote: »
    in the words of hannah montana, "nobody's perfect."

    We're not friends anymore.
    I gotta work it.
    Again and again til I get it right.

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    because who said I can't be superman
    I say that I know I can.

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    HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Fuck Gallic children.

    Too many gingers in Gaul.

    S'all about the Eastern Provinces.

    Horseshoe on
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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    randall is smart but he tends to misuse terms and be stupid

    and he tries too hard to sound smart

    its like watching a younger sibling try and act like you do when you have friends over.

    hahaha

    i had exactly this experience the other day

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    gingers are cool

    FAQ on
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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    randall is smart but he tends to misuse terms and be stupid

    and he tries too hard to sound smart

    its like watching a younger sibling try and act like you do when you have friends over.

    hahaha

    i had exactly this experience the other day

    its cute, but you also want to kinda just slap them a little and tell them to tone it down

    Belruel on
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    Winston ChurchillWinston Churchill __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    I don't feel I have the need to explain myself to you any further. If you had any level of education outside of grammar school, whatsoever, you would have understood what I had to say. I'm done here. Mods, please hold any Private Messages for me. I have noted the time of this posting. If any messages reach me during my time of solitude, I will be forced to bring this matter to your superiors. Good day Gentlemen.

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    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] If you're Jesus and you know it, clap your hands.
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    ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    all gaul has been conquered

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Well you know what they say.


    "When in Rome..."
    go on.

    Feed Lions with Christians?

    eat too much, throw up in the corner and then eat some more

    Nuzak on
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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    randall is smart but he tends to misuse terms and be stupid

    and he tries too hard to sound smart

    its like watching a younger sibling try and act like you do when you have friends over.

    hahaha

    i had exactly this experience the other day

    its cute, but you also want to kinda just slap them a little and tell them to tone it down
    'orikae, can i come to your girlfriend's house with you?'

    'no, we're going to just hang out for a bit, you wouldn't be interested'

    'c'mon! it's not like there's going to be anyone else there! it'll be just like when we watch movies!'

    'if there's nobody else there, you are absolutely not coming.'

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Zoolander wrote: »
    all gaul has been conquered

    But we gave it back.

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    all gaul is divided into three parts, the first of which the belgae inhabit, another the aquitani and a third the people who in their own language are called celts, but are called Gauls in our own

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    LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    in the words of hannah montana, "nobody's perfect."

    Also, man, there is so much stuff wrong with the high school debate community that I cannot even start. The problem, though, is that regardless of all that, debate is still far more competitive and educational an activity than most other high school extracurriculars.

    Right, and the only people who get more awkward handjobs in the back of the bus are the band kids.

    LTM on
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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    randall is smart but he tends to misuse terms and be stupid

    and he tries too hard to sound smart

    its like watching a younger sibling try and act like you do when you have friends over.

    hahaha

    i had exactly this experience the other day

    its cute, but you also want to kinda just slap them a little and tell them to tone it down
    'orikae, can i come to your girlfriend's house with you?'

    'no, we're going to just hang out for a bit, you wouldn't be interested'

    'c'mon! it's not like there's going to be anyone else there! it'll be just like when we watch movies!'

    'if there's nobody else there, you are absolutely not coming.'

    oh man, poor lil guy (girl?)

    Belruel on
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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    LTM wrote: »
    in the words of hannah montana, "nobody's perfect."

    Also, man, there is so much stuff wrong with the high school debate community that I cannot even start. The problem, though, is that regardless of all that, debate is still far more competitive and educational an activity than most other high school extracurriculars.

    Right, and the only people who get more awkward handjobs in the back of the bus are the band kids.

    All right. I don't endorse sexual promiscuity, so they can petition those slatterns all they want. It doesn't concern me.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    randall is smart but he tends to misuse terms and be stupid

    and he tries too hard to sound smart

    its like watching a younger sibling try and act like you do when you have friends over.

    hahaha

    i had exactly this experience the other day

    its cute, but you also want to kinda just slap them a little and tell them to tone it down
    'orikae, can i come to your girlfriend's house with you?'

    'no, we're going to just hang out for a bit, you wouldn't be interested'

    'c'mon! it's not like there's going to be anyone else there! it'll be just like when we watch movies!'

    'if there's nobody else there, you are absolutely not coming.'

    oh man, poor lil guy (girl?)
    guy

    you'd like him, he's 11 and is like me except he is much less pretentious and likes star wars more than i do

    Orikaeshigitae on
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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    seriously, am I the only one who notices that most high school girls are trollops? They are strumpets, slatterns, sluts, whores, harlots, women of easy virtue and ill repute!

    If I were a mother, I would not let my daughter go out dressed like that.

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Man, drinking some delicious coffee, listening to classic rock and working on my novel.

    This is the best Tuesday ever.

    vsove on
    WATCH THIS SPACE.
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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    randall is smart but he tends to misuse terms and be stupid

    and he tries too hard to sound smart

    its like watching a younger sibling try and act like you do when you have friends over.

    hahaha

    i had exactly this experience the other day

    its cute, but you also want to kinda just slap them a little and tell them to tone it down
    'orikae, can i come to your girlfriend's house with you?'

    'no, we're going to just hang out for a bit, you wouldn't be interested'

    'c'mon! it's not like there's going to be anyone else there! it'll be just like when we watch movies!'

    'if there's nobody else there, you are absolutely not coming.'

    oh man, poor lil guy (girl?)
    guy

    you'd like him, he's 11 and is like me except he is much less pretentious and likes star wars more than i do

    oh man, he's still at a cute age then. my lil bro is going to be 16 in a month, and he is a great duder, just not the brightest, and he doesn't know when to stop.

    Belruel on
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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    seriously, am I the only one who notices that most high school girls are trollops? They are strumpets, slatterns, sluts, whores, harlots, women of easy virtue and ill repute!

    If I were a mother, I would not let my daughter go out dressed like that.

    a lot are, yes, but the very fact that you are not even noticing the decent amount of girls that dress normally is the reason why all those sluts dress the way they do.

    dudes look at them, and they like it

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    randall is smart but he tends to misuse terms and be stupid

    and he tries too hard to sound smart

    its like watching a younger sibling try and act like you do when you have friends over.

    hahaha

    i had exactly this experience the other day

    its cute, but you also want to kinda just slap them a little and tell them to tone it down
    'orikae, can i come to your girlfriend's house with you?'

    'no, we're going to just hang out for a bit, you wouldn't be interested'

    'c'mon! it's not like there's going to be anyone else there! it'll be just like when we watch movies!'

    'if there's nobody else there, you are absolutely not coming.'

    oh man, poor lil guy (girl?)
    guy

    you'd like him, he's 11 and is like me except he is much less pretentious and likes star wars more than i do

    oh man, he's still at a cute age then. my lil bro is going to be 16 in a month, and he is a great duder, just not the brightest, and he doesn't know when to stop.

    I used to be that little brother.

    All trying to tag along with my brothers.

    Then I got older and realized that my brothers aren't nearly as great as I am.

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    seriously, am I the only one who notices that most high school girls are trollops? They are strumpets, slatterns, sluts, whores, harlots, women of easy virtue and ill repute!

    If I were a mother, I would not let my daughter go out dressed like that.

    a lot are, yes, but the very fact that you are not even noticing the decent amount of girls that dress normally is the reason why all those sluts dress the way they do.

    dudes look at them, and they like it

    Do they like burning in eternal hellfire, too? I would hope so, or else they will be sorely disappointed when they are weighed in the balance of the Lord and found wanting.

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    so you consumed them

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Nuzak wrote: »
    so you consumed them

    They tasted like chicken.

    Silmaril on
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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    seriously, am I the only one who notices that most high school girls are trollops? They are strumpets, slatterns, sluts, whores, harlots, women of easy virtue and ill repute!

    If I were a mother, I would not let my daughter go out dressed like that.

    a lot are, yes, but the very fact that you are not even noticing the decent amount of girls that dress normally is the reason why all those sluts dress the way they do.

    dudes look at them, and they like it

    Do they like burning in eternal hellfire, too? I would hope so, or else they will be sorely disappointed when they are weighed in the balance of the Lord and found wanting.

    laying it on a bit thick there duder

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    If I were a mom, I'd outwhore my daughter and gross her out and make her be more respectable with her sexuality


    and then do her teachers

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    seriously, am I the only one who notices that most high school girls are trollops? They are strumpets, slatterns, sluts, whores, harlots, women of easy virtue and ill repute!

    If I were a mother, I would not let my daughter go out dressed like that.

    I don't know what the problem is here. Just fuck 'em and leave 'em.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    oh man, he's still at a cute age then. my lil bro is going to be 16 in a month, and he is a great duder, just not the brightest, and he doesn't know when to stop.

    hah i'd like to meet him if he tries to act like you

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    If I were a mom, I'd outwhore my daughter and gross her out and make her be more respectable with her sexuality


    and then do her teachers

    In class?


    Or outside class just before the lesson starts?

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Being the second oldest of four kids and the only boy meant I never really did the whole 'follow my older sibling and try to be like them' thing, nor did I have it done to me.

    It also meant I was the only kid who didn't have to deal with hand-me-downs, which was pretty rad.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    seriously, am I the only one who notices that most high school girls are trollops? They are strumpets, slatterns, sluts, whores, harlots, women of easy virtue and ill repute!

    If I were a mother, I would not let my daughter go out dressed like that.

    a lot are, yes, but the very fact that you are not even noticing the decent amount of girls that dress normally is the reason why all those sluts dress the way they do.

    dudes look at them, and they like it

    Do they like burning in eternal hellfire, too? I would hope so, or else they will be sorely disappointed when they are weighed in the balance of the Lord and found wanting.

    laying it on a bit thick there duder
    I'd like to lay it on thick with a high school girl, oh yeah.

    i'd even pay her in the crack I know she wants, because I am a true gentleman.

    Mysst on
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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    oh man, he's still at a cute age then. my lil bro is going to be 16 in a month, and he is a great duder, just not the brightest, and he doesn't know when to stop.

    hah i'd like to meet him if he tries to act like you

    Some 16 year old dude.

    Walking around drawing bees and hearts and rainbows.

    Talking about how great his boyfriend is.

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    seriously, am I the only one who notices that most high school girls are trollops? They are strumpets, slatterns, sluts, whores, harlots, women of easy virtue and ill repute!

    If I were a mother, I would not let my daughter go out dressed like that.

    a lot are, yes, but the very fact that you are not even noticing the decent amount of girls that dress normally is the reason why all those sluts dress the way they do.

    dudes look at them, and they like it

    Do they like burning in eternal hellfire, too? I would hope so, or else they will be sorely disappointed when they are weighed in the balance of the Lord and found wanting.

    laying it on a bit thick there duder

    just like THE LORD will lay in his infinite majesty the never-ending pain of confinement with a million other damned souls, gnashing teeth and wailing in hope of a salvation that will never come? WILL HE LAY ON HIS PUNITIVE DAMNATION A LITTLE THICK? PERHAPS

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I still get hand-me-downs and it is awesome.

    One of my brothers will be like, "I've gotten too fat for these pants, do you want them?"

    And I accept because free pants is free pants.

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    oh man, he's still at a cute age then. my lil bro is going to be 16 in a month, and he is a great duder, just not the brightest, and he doesn't know when to stop.

    hah i'd like to meet him if he tries to act like you

    sadly, he picks up my crudeness, amplifies it, and doesn't know when you speak freely, and when you put on the polite face

    Belruel on
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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I still get hand-me-downs and it is awesome.

    One of my brothers will be like, "I've gotten too fat for these pants, do you want them?"

    And I accept because free pants is free pants.

    but you are far too fat for them

    Nuzak on
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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    he told me my tits were the rudest a week or so ago

    i laughed my ass off, then we had a serious talk about how he doesn't talk about me like that

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