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Things You Want, But Will Never Have

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    FunnyFreakFunnyFreak Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Full Scholarship to college
    Superpowers

    Those two would be nice, but only if the super powers are cool, not some crappy, useless one.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Jordyn, I bet you could get a Sean Nelson if you tried harder.

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    VeegeezeeVeegeezee Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    the DeLorean would be a fun car to convert to electric

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    SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'll take a Selmer Mark VI Low A alto sax.

    And a firetruck.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Self-esteem

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Self-esteem
    Have you tried fucking some into yourself?

    Oh... wait...

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    thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i'm gonna have to go with superpowers

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Just kidding, I'm awesome

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Just kidding, I'm awesome
    Hi5!

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    DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Emma Watson.

    The one and only thing

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    Just kidding, I'm awesome
    Hi5!

    Fuck yeah!

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    EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    an amiable relationship with my brother.

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    DeLoreans are actually not that expensive

    because they are terrible cars

    do you honestly think I give a shit about how good the car is

    if it

    -runs

    -is a delorean

    I fucking want it.

    What about the hidden costs?
    time travel's got hells of externalities all up ins.

    What is the excess on claiming for an accident relating to time travel?
    My guess? Lots.

    But the best thing is, you don't need to get insurance until you crash - just go back in time to the day before.

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    RustemRustem Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    A captive bolt pistol like Anton Chigurh's
    Pair of pet hyenas

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    EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    supermodel girlfriend

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Evander wrote: »
    supermodel girlfriend
    Mary Jane Watson is a vapid whore.

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    ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    the ability to take on any human appearance

    shit yes

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    a booty to slap, literally right this second

    i can't wait much longer to slap a booty

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    EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    supermodel girlfriend
    Mary Jane Watson is a vapid whore.

    My two favorite traits.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    A new car.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    Jordyn, I bet you could get a Sean Nelson if you tried harder.

    I'm glad you have such confidence in me.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    A cannibal chef to cook me sweet and sour butt.

    #pipe on
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    I will sadly never have my own private tropical island
    or even non-tropical island
    or a yacht to explore the ocean on

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    Darth_MogsDarth_Mogs Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    A goddamn Mech. So I could call somebody and go, "Hey, what's up?" And then instantly go, "WHAT?! I can't hear you because I'm in a giant fucking robot, wreckin' shit up!"

    Alternatively, a gaming...uh...arcade chamber thing (like the racing arcade games that you have to get in, and the front is all a screen and whatnot, and the only parts you can see out into the place you're in are the sides) specifically made for an awesome Mech game.

    Basically, I want the experience of piloting a Mech.

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Darth_Mogs wrote: »
    A goddamn Mech. So I could call somebody and go, "Hey, what's up?" And then instantly go, "WHAT?! I can't hear you because I'm in a giant fucking robot, wreckin' shit up!"

    Alternatively, a gaming...uh...arcade chamber thing (like the racing arcade games that you have to get in, and the front is all a screen and whatnot, and the only parts you can see out into the place you're in are the sides) specifically made for an awesome Mech game.

    Basically, I want the experience of piloting a Mech.

    you know they have those, right

    like, in arcades

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    A gun that is also a sword

    You could always buy a Pistol Sword.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    a private army

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    doublehawk00doublehawk00 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    a private army

    this and a time machine

    go back in time and kill all the dinosaurs

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    Darth_MogsDarth_Mogs Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Darth_Mogs wrote: »
    A goddamn Mech. So I could call somebody and go, "Hey, what's up?" And then instantly go, "WHAT?! I can't hear you because I'm in a giant fucking robot, wreckin' shit up!"

    Alternatively, a gaming...uh...arcade chamber thing (like the racing arcade games that you have to get in, and the front is all a screen and whatnot, and the only parts you can see out into the place you're in are the sides) specifically made for an awesome Mech game.

    Basically, I want the experience of piloting a Mech.

    you know they have those, right

    like, in arcades

    Yes, I do. And I want one for my personal use.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Evander wrote: »
    supermodel girlfriend

    this, but the dude model.

    Also 3 lightsabers and Scrooge McDuck's gold vault.
    also his monocle.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Darth_Mogs wrote: »
    Darth_Mogs wrote: »
    A goddamn Mech. So I could call somebody and go, "Hey, what's up?" And then instantly go, "WHAT?! I can't hear you because I'm in a giant fucking robot, wreckin' shit up!"

    Alternatively, a gaming...uh...arcade chamber thing (like the racing arcade games that you have to get in, and the front is all a screen and whatnot, and the only parts you can see out into the place you're in are the sides) specifically made for an awesome Mech game.

    Basically, I want the experience of piloting a Mech.

    you know they have those, right

    like, in arcades

    Yes, I do. And I want one for my personal use.

    They also have real Mechs in Japan

    they can't shoot anything (yet!) but you can walk around and smash stuff with them

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    doublehawk00doublehawk00 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    neville can have 3 lightsabers

    but their blades are all yoda length

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    a private army

    this and a time machine

    go back in time and kill all the dinosaurs

    who is to say this hasn't come to pass

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    EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    neville wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    supermodel girlfriend

    this, but the dude model.

    That's called a supermodel boyfriend.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Evander wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    supermodel girlfriend

    this, but the dude model.

    That's called a supermodel boyfriend.

    that was the gist, yes.
    I was leaving the opportunity open for jokes, but you crushed them, much like my dreams.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    neville can have 3 lightsabers

    but their blades are all yoda length

    all I can think of is those stupid devil sticks, you know

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    only lightsabers

    and that doesn't seem like a very effective form of combat,

    #pipe on
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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    A rockin 5 bedroom house
    A rockin 1970 Holden Monaro and a rockin Charger
    A rockin lady
    A rockin weekend life
    A rockin design job
    A rockin good wit
    A rockin
    F 22 RAPTOR AND PRIVATE AIRFEILD FUCK YES
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    EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    neville wrote: »
    I was leaving the opportunity open for jokes

    Neville let me tell you, based on my years of improv experience, that you just don't make a very good straight man.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    neville can have 3 lightsabers

    but their blades are all yoda length

    all I can think of is those stupid devil sticks, you know

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    only lightsabers

    and that doesn't seem like a very effective form of combat,

    ahahahahahahahahaha

    oh man

    good times

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Evander wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    I was leaving the opportunity open for jokes

    Neville let me tell you, based on my years of improv experience, that you just don't make a very good straight man.

    You'd be wrong.
    Hence my being the worst gay.

    But I do appreciate what you tried to do there.

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