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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    man, now I feel bad for being materialistic when there's heroin babies around

    thanks rank

    thanks

    (I hope whatever the best case scenario in that situation is happens)

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited December 2008
    Also, a jetpack.

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    tardcoretardcore Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    I mean

    how fucked up is it that I am seriously hoping for a miscarriage
    Not fucked up at all.

    If the babies mom is going to be a junkie, the kid would be better off not existing.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2008
    I kinda wanna point out how expensive babies are

    and then tell them how much heroin they could by from the savings in the first year alone

    you know

    speak their language

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    I want to skydive from the international space station and land safely in my driveway.
    I want to watch you do this and then trip on the steps going into the house

    That sounds exactly like me.

    Weaver on
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    DeLoreans are actually not that expensive

    because they are terrible cars

    do you honestly think I give a shit about how good the car is

    if it

    -runs

    -is a delorean

    I fucking want it.

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    I mean

    how fucked up is it that I am seriously hoping for a miscarriage

    when the baby is born I'll summon Van Damme to kick her in the uteris and my army of henchman will take the baby to a safe place

    where he will be trained to become my successor

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2008
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    man, now I feel bad for being materialistic when there's heroin babies around

    thanks rank

    thanks

    (I hope whatever the best case scenario in that situation is happens)
    way to be all greedy, shoe

    god

    way to be

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Bogey wrote: »
    Also, a jetpack.

    This could come after any sentence basically.

    "And that concludes this year's budget forecast.
    Also, I'd like a jetpack."

    ascot on
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    FedoraFedora Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    man, now I feel bad for being materialistic when there's heroin babies around

    thanks rank

    thanks

    (I hope whatever the best case scenario in that situation is happens)

    That's what I like about this place, keeps you in perspective. You try to start moaning about wanting an x-box or your eyesight being bad and somebody will come out of nowhere and drop kick you in the feelings with crack babies.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I want to drop kick some crack babies

    and I work for a children's hospital

    Weaver on
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    MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    DeLoreans are actually not that expensive

    because they are terrible cars

    do you honestly think I give a shit about how good the car is

    if it

    -runs

    -is a delorean

    I fucking want it.

    What about the hidden costs?

    MikeRyu on
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    I kinda wanna point out how expensive babies are

    and then tell them how much heroin they could by from the savings in the first year alone

    you know

    speak their language
    WE'RE GONNA CHASE THE DRAGON! C'MON, DADDY! LET'S CHASE THE DRAGON!

    Callius on
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I'm not moaning, I'm dreaming

    THE WORLD NEEDS MORE DREAMERS

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    tardcoretardcore Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fedora wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    man, now I feel bad for being materialistic when there's heroin babies around

    thanks rank

    thanks

    (I hope whatever the best case scenario in that situation is happens)

    That's what I like about this place, keeps you in perspective. You try to start moaning about wanting an x-box or your eyesight being bad and somebody will come out of nowhere and drop kick you in the feelings with crack babies.

    That's what is called "buzz kill".

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Weaver wrote: »
    I want to drop kick some crack babies

    and I work for a children's hospital
    you uh, you do realize the forums are now indexed by Google search, right?

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2008
    Fedora wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    man, now I feel bad for being materialistic when there's heroin babies around

    thanks rank

    thanks

    (I hope whatever the best case scenario in that situation is happens)

    That's what I like about this place, keeps you in perspective. You try to start moaning about wanting an x-box or your eyesight being bad and somebody will come out of nowhere and drop kick you in the feelings with crack babies.
    that's why I like stale

    whenever I bitch about "oh I got a fever abloobloobloo" he's all "Man sure wish I could eat solids again, that'd be swell" and I'm all "god fuck can't you ever let me feel bad about something?"

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Really though, Shoe stated no emo.
    I suggest heroin babies be stricken from the record (hey, just like social services do!)

    ascot on
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    tardcoretardcore Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    DeLoreans are actually not that expensive

    because they are terrible cars

    do you honestly think I give a shit about how good the car is

    if it

    -runs

    -is a delorean

    I fucking want it.

    What about the hidden costs?

    It runs on fucking trash. What hidden costs?

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    DeLoreans are actually not that expensive

    because they are terrible cars

    do you honestly think I give a shit about how good the car is

    if it

    -runs

    -is a delorean

    I fucking want it.

    What about the hidden costs?

    IT IS A GODDAMNED DELOREAN

    I COULD GET A BUMPER STICKER THAT SAYS "MY OTHER CAR DOESN'T EXIST BECAUSE I HAVE A MOTHERFUCKING DELOREAN, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!"

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    I kinda wanna point out how expensive babies are

    and then tell them how much heroin they could by from the savings in the first year alone

    you know

    speak their language
    WE'RE GONNA CHASE THE DRAGON! C'MON, DADDY! LET'S CHASE THE DRAGON!
    that was the best bachelor party ever

    which is going to sound really really strange for those who weren't there

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    DeLoreans are actually not that expensive

    because they are terrible cars

    do you honestly think I give a shit about how good the car is

    if it

    -runs

    -is a delorean

    I fucking want it.

    What about the hidden costs?
    time travel's got hells of externalities all up ins.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    that's why I like stale

    whenever I bitch about "oh I got a fever abloobloobloo" he's all "Man sure wish I could eat solids again, that'd be swell" and I'm all "god fuck can't you ever let me feel bad about something?"
    I like Stale because he's fucking sexy as shit.

    Callius on
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    fightinfilipino wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    I want to drop kick some crack babies

    and I work for a children's hospital
    you uh, you do realize the forums are now indexed by Google search, right?


    enlargement hilton viagra obama israeli aggression

    Weaver on
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    MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    DeLoreans are actually not that expensive

    because they are terrible cars

    do you honestly think I give a shit about how good the car is

    if it

    -runs

    -is a delorean

    I fucking want it.

    What about the hidden costs?

    IT IS A GODDAMNED DELOREAN

    I COULD GET A BUMPER STICKER THAT SAYS "MY OTHER CAR DOESN'T EXIST BECAUSE I HAVE A MOTHERFUCKING DELOREAN, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!"

    How much do you think it's gonna cost to mod that tin can into a time machine!!??

    And lets not get started on the outrageous cost of Plutonium these days!!!

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    honestly, the first time I rode in it, and it got up to 88 miles per hour, and I didn't go back to 1955, I would probably regret the entire purchase

    but then I would go 1.21 JIGGAWATTS! and cackle like a mad man

    then I'd glue a coffee grinder to the hood

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    fightinfilipino wrote: »
    you uh, you do realize the forums are now indexed by Google search, right?
    hahahahaha OHFUCKI'MSOFIRED

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Weaver wrote: »
    fightinfilipino wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    I want to drop kick some crack babies

    and I work for a children's hospital
    you uh, you do realize the forums are now indexed by Google search, right?


    enlargement hilton viagra obama israeli aggression

    Way to think highly of Ms. Hilton, Weaver!
    ps:thatwastotallyyouisawinSeattlejeeez

    ascot on
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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    fightinfilipino wrote: »
    you uh, you do realize the forums are now indexed by Google search, right?
    hahahahaha OHFUCKI'MSOFIRED
    Callius' boss: "you have some, um, interesting views on public nudity and illicit drug use. let us discuss these matters. in my office."

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    MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    honestly, the first time I rode in it, and it got up to 88 miles per hour, and I didn't go back to 1955, I would probably regret the entire purchase

    but then I would go 1.21 JIGGAWATTS! and cackle like a mad man

    then I'd glue a coffee grinder to the hood

    Wearing sunglasses and stuffing banana peels into the tank whilst rambling

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    fightinfilipino wrote: »
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    DeLoreans are actually not that expensive

    because they are terrible cars

    do you honestly think I give a shit about how good the car is

    if it

    -runs

    -is a delorean

    I fucking want it.

    What about the hidden costs?
    time travel's got hells of externalities all up ins.

    What is the excess on claiming for an accident relating to time travel?
    My guess? Lots.

    ascot on
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    fightinfilipino wrote: »
    Callius' boss: "you have some, um, interesting views on public nudity and illicit drug use. let us discuss these matters. in my office."
    I think those things would probably be the least of my concerns.

    Shit, I don't give a fuck if she knew that.

    Callius on
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2008
    superpowers

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    you know what's ridiculous

    there are specialty companies that make cell phones that are made out of rare woods and gold and jewels and shit

    ostentatious

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Oh shit, check out what I found.

    The origin of Ferrets54!

    Callius on
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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Oh shit, check out what I found.

    The origin of Ferrets54!

    I'm too drunk to understand!
    Explain Cal!

    ascot on
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Oh shit, check out what I found.

    The origin of Ferrets54!

    Deweytruman12.jpg

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    DAMN YOU SHOE! I WAS GOING TO MAKE THIS TOPIC!

    Megas Xlr seasons 1 and 2 DVD set
    Megas Action Figure
    S-Force combiner mech
    Gorrath's mech
    two Glorft drones

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    MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Antimatter wrote: »
    DAMN YOU SHOE! I WAS GOING TO MAKE THIS TOPIC!

    Megas Xlr seasons 1 and 2 DVD set
    Megas Action Figure
    S-Force combiner mech
    Gorrath's mech
    two Glorft drones

    noooo!! stop it!! stop!! D:

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Sean Nelson.
    A Taco John's right next door.
    A time machine.

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