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Anyone want to play a little pickle? [Jurassic Park! Dinosaurs! NSF56K/Limbs]

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    QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    vsove wrote: »
    I think if they ever made a Jurassic Park videogame with Crysis-level graphics, where the entire point of the game was to make it through the island without getting eaten by dinosaurs and you got nothing more than a tranquilizer gun with limited ammo, it would be the best game ever.

    Now I'm disappointed it'll never happen.

    This is as close as it gets.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIaZocfVLps

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    CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Wow. The 8 year old inside of me just got his first boner.

    Edit: No, wait. That sounds terrible.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    dang jordyn

    that shirt is so good

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Once Q-Mark and I sell our first screenplay we're going to start right away on JP IV

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    The GunslingerThe Gunslinger Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Still think the best part about Mexico dude, was watching you read the book. Castles of Steel was boring as hell, but knowing that you were silently slogging through every page of Jurassic Park felt awesome.

    Also, the book was great.

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    Bacon-BuTTyBacon-BuTTy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    oh

    also

    Laura Dern

    Who wants to talk about how fucking sexy she is?

    http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/politics/palm/blog/Laura%20Dern.jpg

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    CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    GAH!

    She will always be Dr. Sattler to me!

    Fun story number 46: At the very end of the scene where Alan and Elle agree to go Jurassic Park, they give each other a hug and Elle emits this sort of "Wheep-wooooo!" laugh before it cuts to the helicopter. My brother would continually rewind and play that part until I was driven insane.

    Now whenever it comes to that part in the movie I must grit my teeth and let out a deep shudder.

    SHE IS STILL AWESOME THOUGH.

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    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i always hated that scene when she sees grant after escaping the raptor in the ultility shed or whatever

    whenever she's like breathing heavy and like, "run... run!" or something like that

    always felt so awkward

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    Bacon-BuTTyBacon-BuTTy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Cristoval wrote: »
    GAH!

    She will always be Dr. Sattler to me!

    Fun story number 46: At the very end of the scene where Alan and Elle agree to go Jurassic Park, they give each other a hug and Elle emits this sort of "Wheep-wooooo!" laugh before it cuts to the helicopter. My brother would continually rewind and play that part until I was driven insane.

    Now whenever it comes to that part in the movie I must grit my teeth and let out a deep shudder.

    SHE IS STILL AWESOME THOUGH.

    haha. Oh man I need to find that part now.

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    CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i always hated that scene when she sees grant after escaping the raptor in the ultility shed or whatever

    whenever she's like breathing heavy and like, "run... run!" or something like that

    always felt so awkward

    Same, but apparently it's because the rest of the scene was left on the cutting room floor. Elle tells Grant to run towards the shelter and asks about the kids.

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Fun Fact: Spielberg asked William Hurt to play Alan Grant, but he turned it down because he didn't think it'd be the kind of film he'd be interested in

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    CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    That picture is most likely taken out of context anyway.

    Here is a better one.

    She is one hot grandma!

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Once Q-Mark and I sell our first screenplay we're going to start right away on JP IV

    not if I get there first

    I got

    ideas

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Also Jeff Goldblum was Spielberg's first and only choice for Malcolm. When he and Attenborough agreed to be in the film, Spielberg felt extremely relieved.

    and we'll see TLB

    we'll see

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'm already filming it with tiny toy dinosaurs and costumes I made for my cats.

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    CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    In my head it is so adorable.

    Cat-o-saurus devours the lawyer and then immediately coughs up his mangled corpse.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    damnit jordyn

    does it at least have an archeopteryx

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    damnit jordyn

    does it at least have an archeopteryx

    In the opening scene for about 2 minutes before my adorable cat destroys it.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    damnit you are stealing all my ideas

    only replace cat with dimetrodon

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    CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Malcom: So ah, you two dig up ah... dig up dinosaurs?
    Elle: ...well...
    Grant: ...we try to.
    Malcom: Ah ha ha.... gnharr... gnharr! Haaarr! Ha ha!

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    KITTY ENTERS SCENE

    DESTROYS SET

    awwwwwwwww

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    damnit you will make trillions

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    CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    "Snuggle her! SNUGGLE HERRR!"

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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Yes! Last week my mom found a box of my favorite DVDs that had gotten misplaced in storage when I moved last year. Jurassic Park was on the very top just begging to be watched again. I wish I owned a private theater just so I could fully experience this and Independence Day again.

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Cristoval wrote: »
    Malcom: So ah, you two dig up ah... dig up dinosaurs?
    Elle: ...well...
    Grant: ...we try to.
    Malcom: Ah ha ha.... gnharr... gnharr! Haaarr! Ha ha!

    and then he touches Hammond's leg

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Crashmo wrote: »
    Yes! Last week my mom found a box of my favorite DVDs that had gotten misplaced in storage when I moved last year. Jurassic Park was on the very top just begging to be watched again. I wish I owned a private theater just so I could fully experience this and Independence Day again.

    Every year around Christmastime, one of the local free weeklies does a big auction benefit thing for charity.

    This year, one of the items up for bid was a night at a movie theater for you and your friends where you could play whatever you wanted.

    It was so hard to not blow two thousand dollars on that.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I love Jurassic Park.

    Here is the first video in a series where Something Awful forum goon "Research Indicates" uses his hypnotic voice to talk about the train-wreck that is Jurassic Park: Trespasser.

    Intro
    History of Trespasser
    Level 1 - The Beach

    -thread-

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    People can knock Trespasser all they want, but it was pretty ahead of its time graphics wise.

    And didn't the physics or hand mechanics help jump start Half Life?

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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Framling wrote: »
    Crashmo wrote: »
    Yes! Last week my mom found a box of my favorite DVDs that had gotten misplaced in storage when I moved last year. Jurassic Park was on the very top just begging to be watched again. I wish I owned a private theater just so I could fully experience this and Independence Day again.

    Every year around Christmastime, one of the local free weeklies does a big auction benefit thing for charity.

    This year, one of the items up for bid was a night at a movie theater for you and your friends where you could play whatever you wanted.

    It was so hard to not blow two thousand dollars on that.

    I would sell at least two limbs for this.

    Also, the Jurassic Park game was easily in the top 5 Game Gear games.

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    oh

    also

    Laura Dern

    Who wants to talk about how fucking sexy she is?

    http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/politics/palm/blog/Laura%20Dern.jpg

    Ok, so she's gone a little downhill

    http://www.triviatribute.com/images4/lauradern1.jpg

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    CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    If Jurassic Park IV can't be pulled off as a movie it should at least be turned into a video game!

    People tend allow a little more suspension of disbelief for story lines in that medium.

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Cristoval wrote: »
    If Jurassic Park IV can't be pulled off as a movie it should at least be turned into a video game!

    People tend allow a little more suspension of disbelief for story lines in that medium.

    It's called Turok.

    Too bad the 360/PS3 game sucked ass.

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    CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    And that's the thing, Jurassic Park the video game needs to be non sucky.

    The last wave of JP games have been passable, at best.

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    RSPRSP Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    This game was pretty awesome when I was like 7. The sidescrolling "T-Rex pursuit" segments were difficult and scary as fuck.

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    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    a theatre here plays old movies, and they played Jurassic Park in the theatre here for a week or so

    it had way more people come watch it that the new indie-ish films they usually show

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Quiet! All of you!

    They're approaching the Tyrannosaur Paddock.

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    ShockwaveShockwave Back In Black Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddfz0WHDjhY&feature=related

    English or Australian accents preferred when talking about science!

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    ShockwaveShockwave Back In Black Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
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    EinEin CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=260382416035
    Up for auction is a full size replica of the Velociraptor from Jurassic Park. It measures 28 inches from the nose to base of the mount. It is made of high quality poly urethane resin that has been painted and sealed. The dinosaur is mounted to a wooden base that can be mounted to a wall like a trophy animal.

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    Somebody give me five hundred dollars immediately.

    I need this mounted above my bed.

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