The new forums will be named Coin Return (based on the most recent vote)! You can check on the status and timeline of the transition to the new forums here.
The Guiding Principles and New Rules document is now in effect.
hunter's bachelor party was held in a science lab where they sat around in lab coats and nothing else and watched atoms split their dirty whore legs apart
There are plenty of fun things to do for a bachelor party besides going to see strippers
There are also plenty of good marriages that exist after a bachelor party with strippers has been done.
To all the extreme "OH NOES TEH STRIPERS WILL RUINZ TEH MARRAGE", go fuck yourself
To all the people who think you absolutely must see ass and titties before saying "I do", go fuck yourself.
Do what's fun for you and your groomsmen/friends, but remember the woman you are about to spend a whole lot of a lifetime with needs to also be kept in the friendly circle. Weigh those options and chose accordingly. I personally would never marry a woman so insecure about herself and our relationship that strippers or a strip club = her going ballistic on me. I also would never cheat on her, and she knows that, so we're cool. My friends also wouldn't be dicks if I bailed to try and keep the peace. They would mock me, but that's what friends are for.
Yeah, I've never gotten the appeal of strip clubs. Paying a chick to blue ball you?
Having worked as a strip club DJ in my youth, I can say that most strippers are outright skanks, but you do run into the odd one that doesn't do drugs and is taking off her clothes to pay for her master's degree or doctorate (usually in psychology) and I have dated these women. However, I digress; if you want to bang a stripper, wear multiple rubbers, insist on a shower beforehand and be up front about not wanting a romantic relationship. That way, when she takes the 'cab fare' off the nightstand, it's her being a strong person and not you being a user.
Yes, Jasmine, that was probably 'cab fare' he left out for you.
No, Roxy, you may not do a line off of my turntables.
Well, I don't know, Cinnamon, maybe he likes you for who you are and not the fact that you deepthroat like your last name is Lovelace.
I like Kandiee as a person, her oral skills and nympho in the sack personality are just icing on the cake.
my friend getting married actually converted to mormonism in high school, which is a scary thought. i mean, who chooses to give up caffeine and fun?
maybe he always hated them both and was delighted to find other people that believed like he did?
nah, the lady converted to mormonism. the dude is just straight laced and paranoid that one drop of alcohol will turn him into a raging alcoholic, but not particularly religious. they work well together though.
Yeah, I've never gotten the appeal of strip clubs. Paying a chick to blue ball you?
Having worked as a strip club DJ in my youth, I can say that most strippers are outright skanks, but you do run into the odd one that doesn't do drugs and is taking off her clothes to pay for her master's degree or doctorate (usually in psychology) and I have dated these women. However, I digress; if you want to bang a stripper, wear multiple rubbers, insist on a shower beforehand and be up front about not wanting a romantic relationship. That way, when she takes the 'cab fare' off the nightstand, it's her being a strong person and not you being a user.
Yes, Jasmine, that was probably 'cab fare' he left out for you.
No, Roxy, you may not do a line off of my turntables.
Well, I don't know, Cinnamon, maybe he likes you for who you are and not the fact that you deepthroat like your last name is Lovelace.
my friend getting married actually converted to mormonism in high school, which is a scary thought. i mean, who chooses to give up caffeine and fun?
actually, the caffeine bit is a lie. there is no rule against caffeine at all.
if they try and tell you there is, ask them if they eat chocolate, that shit has caffeine in it. a duder in charge said something like 'man caffeine is bad for you, it'd be nice if you don't consume any' but it's just advice, not a rule. it'd be like your dad saying 'you shouldn't scratch that in public'
The children watch very little television and their internet usage is strictly monitored. The children are home schooled using a mix of materials, including those of Switched On Schoolhouse, IBLP (produced by controversial Christian teacher Bill Gothard), and Accelerated Christian Education (ACE). Casual dating is forbidden; instead, the older children are taught that a marriage partner should be sought through a form of courtship (which requires the young man to seek permission from the girl's father to begin the relationship, even if both parties are adults). All meetings between the engaged couple have a chaperone to accompany them and they believe in saving their affections and intimacy, up to and including kissing, for marriage.
my friend getting married actually converted to mormonism in high school, which is a scary thought. i mean, who chooses to give up caffeine and fun?
actually, the caffeine bit is a lie. there is no rule against caffeine at all.
if they try and tell you there is, ask them if they eat chocolate, that shit has caffeine in it. a duder in charge said something like 'man caffeine is bad for you, it'd be nice if you don't consume any' but it's just advice, not a rule. it'd be like your dad saying 'you shouldn't scratch that in public'
hunter's bachelor party was held in a science lab where they sat around in lab coats and nothing else and watched atoms split their dirty whore legs apart
My bachelor party was a keg of Yuengling, horseshoes, poker, and Delmonico steaks for all in attendance.
I basically got married, graduated college, and started my first full time job within a week at the end of college.
my friend getting married actually converted to mormonism in high school, which is a scary thought. i mean, who chooses to give up caffeine and fun?
actually, the caffeine bit is a lie. there is no rule against caffeine at all.
if they try and tell you there is, ask them if they eat chocolate, that shit has caffeine in it. a duder in charge said something like 'man caffeine is bad for you, it'd be nice if you don't consume any' but it's just advice, not a rule. it'd be like your dad saying 'you shouldn't scratch that in public'
but my dad would scratch it in public
(not really)
if my future fiancee doesn't get a stripper for his bachelor party i'm going to call him a pussy.
i don't understand other girls.
From what I gather, it's either a trust issue or a self esteem issue.
We can't all be as hot at you beavo.
Either way, it's something that will have to be banged out by the people getting married.
for me it's just mutual respect, i don't think a guy will sleep around necessarily if he has a stripper at a bachelor party, and it wouldn't ruin a marriage or anything major, but my morals just don't allow a 'one night off' for cheating behavior.
i mean i'm not gonna go off and get a musclebound hunk to shake his nasty on my lap right before i'm getting married, that's just rude.
maybe if it all stayed with the girl on the table it would be better, but we all know that the friends are gonna pay to have the girl give the groom a lap dance, and he's gonna touch her hooha's.
if a guy is lucky enough to be dating, let alone marrying me, my hooha's are the only ones he should feel the need to touch.
Posts
IT'S TERRIFYING.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duggar_family
I like Kandiee as a person, her oral skills and nympho in the sack personality are just icing on the cake.
Secret Satan 2013 Wishlist
nah, the lady converted to mormonism. the dude is just straight laced and paranoid that one drop of alcohol will turn him into a raging alcoholic, but not particularly religious. they work well together though.
My dog's name is cinnamon.
From what I gather, it's either a trust issue or a self esteem issue.
We can't all be as hot at you beavo.
Either way, it's something that will have to be banged out by the people getting married.
Other girls usually lack your confidence and devil-may-care attitude, Beavo. Perhaps you should hold a seminar:
"How to Not Give a Fat Rat's Ass"
I'm betting he didn't see the South Park episode about mormonism
actually, the caffeine bit is a lie. there is no rule against caffeine at all.
if they try and tell you there is, ask them if they eat chocolate, that shit has caffeine in it. a duder in charge said something like 'man caffeine is bad for you, it'd be nice if you don't consume any' but it's just advice, not a rule. it'd be like your dad saying 'you shouldn't scratch that in public'
i should seriously hold said conference
"how to think you're the best bitch up ins and convince everyone else of it too"
i have security to go around
i should really share.
Does your dog beg for scraps of food at the table? Yes? Stripper.
:winky:
your dog is a god damn whore and you should be ashamed
My girlfriend told me about them. And how their oldest son is getting married to some girl he's only met three times. They've never kissed.
Apparently the wedding is going to be televised.
ahhhhhhh
huh, the more you know
still sounds like a major downer though
how fucking awkward would that be?
but i'd have something real good for the story thread.
Does your dog constantly beg for attention and incorporate all activities around your paying said attention? Yes? Stripper.
if you need to plan a bachelor party, call me
I'll handle that shit, but proper
NICE TRY, JERKOFF.
My bachelor party was a keg of Yuengling, horseshoes, poker, and Delmonico steaks for all in attendance.
I basically got married, graduated college, and started my first full time job within a week at the end of college.
Secret Satan 2013 Wishlist
Now that would be a bachelor party. C'mon beav, get me an invite. I'll buy you guys a toaster!
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
awesome!
i don't know if i can find a big enough novelty cake to fit your tall ass inside though
(i'm totally gonna hit you up fo reals)
NUH UH
I can think of at least half a dozen lades I know that are strippers then....
How did I not realize this earlier?
She is going to get such smack on the nose.
Protip
A fiancé is a dude
A fiancée is a lady
(not really)
Well, it's going to waste then.
Little bastard is always barking at the neighbors and pooping in the basement.
for me it's just mutual respect, i don't think a guy will sleep around necessarily if he has a stripper at a bachelor party, and it wouldn't ruin a marriage or anything major, but my morals just don't allow a 'one night off' for cheating behavior.
i mean i'm not gonna go off and get a musclebound hunk to shake his nasty on my lap right before i'm getting married, that's just rude.
maybe if it all stayed with the girl on the table it would be better, but we all know that the friends are gonna pay to have the girl give the groom a lap dance, and he's gonna touch her hooha's.
if a guy is lucky enough to be dating, let alone marrying me, my hooha's are the only ones he should feel the need to touch.
DOES YOUR DOG PUT HER FACE IN EVERYONE'S CROTCH? YES? STRIPPER!!!