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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    hunter's bachelor party was held in a science lab where they sat around in lab coats and nothing else and watched atoms split their dirty whore legs apart

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    There are plenty of fun things to do for a bachelor party besides going to see strippers

    There are also plenty of good marriages that exist after a bachelor party with strippers has been done.

    To all the extreme "OH NOES TEH STRIPERS WILL RUINZ TEH MARRAGE", go fuck yourself
    To all the people who think you absolutely must see ass and titties before saying "I do", go fuck yourself.

    Do what's fun for you and your groomsmen/friends, but remember the woman you are about to spend a whole lot of a lifetime with needs to also be kept in the friendly circle. Weigh those options and chose accordingly. I personally would never marry a woman so insecure about herself and our relationship that strippers or a strip club = her going ballistic on me. I also would never cheat on her, and she knows that, so we're cool. My friends also wouldn't be dicks if I bailed to try and keep the peace. They would mock me, but that's what friends are for.
    see, Hunter is right again

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    my friend getting married actually converted to mormonism in high school, which is a scary thought. i mean, who chooses to give up caffeine and fun?

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    That crazy huge family also has their own TV show.

    IT'S TERRIFYING.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duggar_family

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Halfmex wrote: »
    Yeah, I've never gotten the appeal of strip clubs. Paying a chick to blue ball you?

    Having worked as a strip club DJ in my youth, I can say that most strippers are outright skanks, but you do run into the odd one that doesn't do drugs and is taking off her clothes to pay for her master's degree or doctorate (usually in psychology) and I have dated these women. However, I digress; if you want to bang a stripper, wear multiple rubbers, insist on a shower beforehand and be up front about not wanting a romantic relationship. That way, when she takes the 'cab fare' off the nightstand, it's her being a strong person and not you being a user.

    Yes, Jasmine, that was probably 'cab fare' he left out for you.

    No, Roxy, you may not do a line off of my turntables.

    Well, I don't know, Cinnamon, maybe he likes you for who you are and not the fact that you deepthroat like your last name is Lovelace.


    I like Kandiee as a person, her oral skills and nympho in the sack personality are just icing on the cake.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    my friend getting married actually converted to mormonism in high school, which is a scary thought. i mean, who chooses to give up caffeine and fun?
    maybe he always hated them both and was delighted to find other people that believed like he did?

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    if my future fiancee doesn't get a stripper for his bachelor party i'm going to call him a pussy.

    i don't understand other girls.
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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    my friend getting married actually converted to mormonism in high school, which is a scary thought. i mean, who chooses to give up caffeine and fun?
    maybe he always hated them both and was delighted to find other people that believed like he did?

    nah, the lady converted to mormonism. the dude is just straight laced and paranoid that one drop of alcohol will turn him into a raging alcoholic, but not particularly religious. they work well together though.

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Halfmex wrote: »
    Yeah, I've never gotten the appeal of strip clubs. Paying a chick to blue ball you?

    Having worked as a strip club DJ in my youth, I can say that most strippers are outright skanks, but you do run into the odd one that doesn't do drugs and is taking off her clothes to pay for her master's degree or doctorate (usually in psychology) and I have dated these women. However, I digress; if you want to bang a stripper, wear multiple rubbers, insist on a shower beforehand and be up front about not wanting a romantic relationship. That way, when she takes the 'cab fare' off the nightstand, it's her being a strong person and not you being a user.

    Yes, Jasmine, that was probably 'cab fare' he left out for you.

    No, Roxy, you may not do a line off of my turntables.

    Well, I don't know, Cinnamon, maybe he likes you for who you are and not the fact that you deepthroat like your last name is Lovelace.

    My dog's name is cinnamon. :'(

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  • Serenity RoseSerenity Rose Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    if my future fiancee doesn't get a stripper for his bachelor party i'm going to call him a pussy.

    i don't understand other girls.

    From what I gather, it's either a trust issue or a self esteem issue.

    We can't all be as hot at you beavo. :lol:

    Either way, it's something that will have to be banged out by the people getting married.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    if my future fiancee doesn't get a stripper for his bachelor party i'm going to call him a pussy.

    i don't understand other girls.

    Other girls usually lack your confidence and devil-may-care attitude, Beavo. Perhaps you should hold a seminar:

    "How to Not Give a Fat Rat's Ass"

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    dru stop trying to get the girls to do bestiality films

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    my friend getting married actually converted to mormonism in high school, which is a scary thought. i mean, who chooses to give up caffeine and fun?

    I'm betting he didn't see the South Park episode about mormonism

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    if my future fiancee doesn't get a stripper for his bachelor party i'm going to call him a pussy.

    i don't understand other girls.

    From what I gather, it's either a trust issue or a self esteem issue.

    We can't all be as hot at you beavo. :lol:

    Either way, it's something that will have to be banged out by the people getting married.
    "Look, it's strippers or anal. Your call."

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    my friend getting married actually converted to mormonism in high school, which is a scary thought. i mean, who chooses to give up caffeine and fun?

    actually, the caffeine bit is a lie. there is no rule against caffeine at all.

    if they try and tell you there is, ask them if they eat chocolate, that shit has caffeine in it. a duder in charge said something like 'man caffeine is bad for you, it'd be nice if you don't consume any' but it's just advice, not a rule. it'd be like your dad saying 'you shouldn't scratch that in public'

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    if my future fiancee doesn't get a stripper for his bachelor party i'm going to call him a pussy.

    i don't understand other girls.

    Other girls usually lack your confidence and devil-may-care attitude, Beavo. Perhaps you should hold a seminar:

    "How to Not Give a Fat Rat's Ass"

    i should seriously hold said conference
    "how to think you're the best bitch up ins and convince everyone else of it too"

    i have security to go around
    i should really share.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    My dog's name is cinnamon. :'(

    Does your dog beg for scraps of food at the table? Yes? Stripper.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    if my future fiancee doesn't get a stripper for his bachelor party i'm going to call him a pussy.

    i don't understand other girls.

    From what I gather, it's either a trust issue or a self esteem issue.

    We can't all be as hot at you beavo. :lol:

    Either way, it's something that will have to be banged out by the people getting married.

    :winky:

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    My dog's name is cinnamon. :'(

    your dog is a god damn whore and you should be ashamed

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    ShimSham wrote: »
    That crazy huge family also has their own TV show.

    IT'S TERRIFYING.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duggar_family

    My girlfriend told me about them. And how their oldest son is getting married to some girl he's only met three times. They've never kissed.

    Apparently the wedding is going to be televised.

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    re the big family, The Duggars
    The children watch very little television and their internet usage is strictly monitored. The children are home schooled using a mix of materials, including those of Switched On Schoolhouse, IBLP (produced by controversial Christian teacher Bill Gothard), and Accelerated Christian Education (ACE). Casual dating is forbidden; instead, the older children are taught that a marriage partner should be sought through a form of courtship (which requires the young man to seek permission from the girl's father to begin the relationship, even if both parties are adults). All meetings between the engaged couple have a chaperone to accompany them and they believe in saving their affections and intimacy, up to and including kissing, for marriage.
    ahhhhhhh

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Belruel wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    my friend getting married actually converted to mormonism in high school, which is a scary thought. i mean, who chooses to give up caffeine and fun?

    actually, the caffeine bit is a lie. there is no rule against caffeine at all.

    if they try and tell you there is, ask them if they eat chocolate, that shit has caffeine in it. a duder in charge said something like 'man caffeine is bad for you, it'd be nice if you don't consume any' but it's just advice, not a rule. it'd be like your dad saying 'you shouldn't scratch that in public'

    huh, the more you know

    still sounds like a major downer though

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i'm going to strip at my fiancee's bachelor party
    how fucking awkward would that be?

    but i'd have something real good for the story thread.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    My dog's name is cinnamon. :'(

    Does your dog beg for scraps of food at the table? Yes? Stripper.

    Does your dog constantly beg for attention and incorporate all activities around your paying said attention? Yes? Stripper.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Lost

    if you need to plan a bachelor party, call me


    I'll handle that shit, but proper

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    TOO LATE SHIMSHAM!

    NICE TRY, JERKOFF.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    hunter's bachelor party was held in a science lab where they sat around in lab coats and nothing else and watched atoms split their dirty whore legs apart

    My bachelor party was a keg of Yuengling, horseshoes, poker, and Delmonico steaks for all in attendance.

    I basically got married, graduated college, and started my first full time job within a week at the end of college.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    i'm going to strip at my fiancee's bachelor party
    how fucking awkward would that be?

    but i'd have something real good for the story thread.

    Now that would be a bachelor party. C'mon beav, get me an invite. I'll buy you guys a toaster!

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    Lost

    if you need to plan a bachelor party, call me


    I'll handle that shit, but proper

    awesome!

    i don't know if i can find a big enough novelty cake to fit your tall ass inside though

    (i'm totally gonna hit you up fo reals)

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    TOO LATE SHIMSHAM!

    NICE TRY, JERKOFF.
    ... YEAH WELL...

    NUH UH

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    My dog's name is cinnamon. :'(

    Does your dog beg for scraps of food at the table? Yes? Stripper.

    Does your dog constantly beg for attention and incorporate all activities around your paying said attention? Yes? Stripper.

    I can think of at least half a dozen lades I know that are strippers then....

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    My dog's name is cinnamon. :'(

    Does your dog beg for scraps of food at the table? Yes? Stripper.

    Does your dog constantly beg for attention and incorporate all activities around your paying said attention? Yes? Stripper.

    How did I not realize this earlier?

    She is going to get such smack on the nose.

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    My dog's name is cinnamon. :'(

    Does your dog beg for scraps of food at the table? Yes? Stripper.

    Does your dog constantly beg for attention and incorporate all activities around your paying said attention? Yes? Stripper.

    I can think of at least half a dozen lades I know that are strippers then....
    Oh my gahhhh my girlfriend is a stripper.

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2009
    Guys

    Protip

    A fiancé is a dude

    A fiancée is a lady

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    be gentle with her krunk, she's only stripping to pay for obedience school

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Belruel wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    my friend getting married actually converted to mormonism in high school, which is a scary thought. i mean, who chooses to give up caffeine and fun?

    actually, the caffeine bit is a lie. there is no rule against caffeine at all.

    if they try and tell you there is, ask them if they eat chocolate, that shit has caffeine in it. a duder in charge said something like 'man caffeine is bad for you, it'd be nice if you don't consume any' but it's just advice, not a rule. it'd be like your dad saying 'you shouldn't scratch that in public'
    but my dad would scratch it in public
    (not really)

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    strippers hmm

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    be gentle with her krunk, she's only stripping to pay for obedience school

    Well, it's going to waste then.

    Little bastard is always barking at the neighbors and pooping in the basement.

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    if my future fiancee doesn't get a stripper for his bachelor party i'm going to call him a pussy.

    i don't understand other girls.

    From what I gather, it's either a trust issue or a self esteem issue.

    We can't all be as hot at you beavo. :lol:

    Either way, it's something that will have to be banged out by the people getting married.

    for me it's just mutual respect, i don't think a guy will sleep around necessarily if he has a stripper at a bachelor party, and it wouldn't ruin a marriage or anything major, but my morals just don't allow a 'one night off' for cheating behavior.

    i mean i'm not gonna go off and get a musclebound hunk to shake his nasty on my lap right before i'm getting married, that's just rude.

    maybe if it all stayed with the girl on the table it would be better, but we all know that the friends are gonna pay to have the girl give the groom a lap dance, and he's gonna touch her hooha's.

    if a guy is lucky enough to be dating, let alone marrying me, my hooha's are the only ones he should feel the need to touch.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    My dog's name is cinnamon. :'(

    Does your dog beg for scraps of food at the table? Yes? Stripper.

    Does your dog constantly beg for attention and incorporate all activities around your paying said attention? Yes? Stripper.

    DOES YOUR DOG PUT HER FACE IN EVERYONE'S CROTCH? YES? STRIPPER!!!

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