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Wife: Jill is dating someone new.
Me: Is it another short, skinny Asian guy into fat chicks?
Wife: ... No.
Me: Hey, you're the one who told me she meets guys on chubby chaser websites.
Wife: Well, she got tired of them just wanting to have sex with her.
Me: ... Jill looks like the Grimace.
Wife: What?! And you say I'm mean...
Me: She does! With the eye makeup her eyes look all droopy just like the Grimace. And her arms are kind of stubby.
Wife: ... You're a jerk.
Me: Yeah, well, I'm not the one who's going to go to work tomorrow and see Jill and immediately think of the Grimace.
Wife: ...
Wife: Jill is dating someone new.
Me: Is it another short, skinny Asian guy into fat chicks?
Wife: ... No.
Me: Hey, you're the one who told me she meets guys on chubby chaser websites.
Wife: Well, she got tired of them just wanting to have sex with her.
Me: ... Jill looks like the Grimace.
Wife: What?! And you say I'm mean...
Me: She does! With the eye makeup her eyes look all droopy just like the Grimace. And her arms are kind of stubby.
Wife: ... You're a jerk.
Me: Yeah, well, I'm not the one who's going to go to work tomorrow and see Jill and immediately think of the Grimace.
Wife: ...
Wife: Jill is dating someone new.
Me: Is it another short, skinny Asian guy into fat chicks?
Wife: ... No.
Me: Hey, you're the one who told me she meets guys on chubby chaser websites.
Wife: Well, she got tired of them just wanting to have sex with her.
Me: ... Jill looks like the Grimace.
Wife: What?! And you say I'm mean...
Me: She does! With the eye makeup her eyes look all droopy just like the Grimace. And her arms are kind of stubby.
Wife: ... You're a jerk.
Me: Yeah, well, I'm not the one who's going to go to work tomorrow and see Jill and immediately think of the Grimace.
Wife: ...
You may be a jerk, but you are one funny jerk. Watch, when you're wife gets home you should ask her if she did see her like that and I bet you'll get an interesting response.
Oh man. I think my fool proof never go to class but still pass system just hit a road bump. Usually I just keep an eye on my e-mail until someone starts asking exam questions and I show up.
But this time I open up my e-mail and i'm looking through all of the facebook notifications and wondering if I should e-mail a teacher some lie to turn in a late paper and I see a six day old e-mail from a girl asking the exam date.
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you need hugs :P
or maybe invasive surgery.
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Surprising for someone rolling in hundred dollar bills.
I guess there’s this?
It's a reference to the knew RE right?
Huh.
Thought you had another name, even though I never remembered another one.
Oh well.
Wife: Jill is dating someone new.
Me: Is it another short, skinny Asian guy into fat chicks?
Wife: ... No.
Me: Hey, you're the one who told me she meets guys on chubby chaser websites.
Wife: Well, she got tired of them just wanting to have sex with her.
Me: ... Jill looks like the Grimace.
Wife: What?! And you say I'm mean...
Me: She does! With the eye makeup her eyes look all droopy just like the Grimace. And her arms are kind of stubby.
Wife: ... You're a jerk.
Me: Yeah, well, I'm not the one who's going to go to work tomorrow and see Jill and immediately think of the Grimace.
Wife: ...
I think someone else used a similar avatar at one time and that might be what's throwing you off.
Wow although I caught it in Stilist's quote. I blame a lack of coffee along with chatting while talking to subs.
We call customers subs.
I imagine doms would too! :P
Well maybe :P
You may be a jerk, but you are one funny jerk. Watch, when you're wife gets home you should ask her if she did see her like that and I bet you'll get an interesting response.
so terrible
i hope you get bodyslammed :P
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‘Hey, people want to arrest you. Give them a picture of your face.’
Do you know C, and any object oriented languages? It takes like 3 hours to learn obj-c if you do
but it's good to know that everyone is going crazy.
And risk dick flu?
Obj-c is no biggie if you know either C and have some dabbling into some C++ for the OOP.
But this time I open up my e-mail and i'm looking through all of the facebook notifications and wondering if I should e-mail a teacher some lie to turn in a late paper and I see a six day old e-mail from a girl asking the exam date.