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Apocalypse++

BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
edited February 2009 in Social Entropy++
The world is ending (through Armageddon, drastic climate change, Cloverfield Monster, etc.) and you know the earth and everyone on it will be destroyed in 7 days. No exceptions. We're fucked in 1 week.

What would you do with that time?

Would you have copious amounts of sex with strangers? Would you do a ton of drugs? How about spending time with your loved ones?

Me? I'd go with the sex route. Make one of those tent boards around my body that says "End of the world. Who wants to bone? No fatties"

Anyone have any better ideas?

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    man what's wrong with fatties?

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    I'd make a list of ridiculous hypothetical questions.

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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    You're right, its the end of the world. Time to throw caution to the wind.

    Fatties can come play too.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'd do a whole bunch of heroin and then kill myself.

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    well I just saw cloverfield yesterday

    so uh I'll get back to you after I hear the commentary

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I would probably find someone to bone, drink myself near to a coma, and then blow my brains out.

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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The Geek wrote: »
    I'd make a list of ridiculous hypothetical questions.

    "If you knew the world wasn't ending in 7 days, what would you do with your life?"

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Cloverfield is the worst movie ever made.

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    I'd bone some fatties.

    Soon be no one left alive to judge me.

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  • VicVic Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I'd do a whole bunch of heroin and then kill myself.

    Seems like a waste of effort.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'd post on the internet!

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i think i would just hit up a beach and just hang out mang

    or climb a mountain

    somewhere not too crowded i guess

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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Yeah but the monster could effectively ruin the world in 7 days.

    Fine, Skynet fucks us over in 7 days.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The Far Side wrote: »
    there's this movie with Sandra Oh (the one with the horseface) dealing with this

    its actually fucking fantastic

    who is horsier: sandra oh or sarah jessica parker?

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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The Far Side wrote: »
    there's this movie with Sandra Oh (the one with the horseface) dealing with this

    its actually fucking fantastic

    What's it called (IMDB is blocked at work but PA isn't)

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Then again, I might follow that plan regardless.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Guys, did you ever see that silly little scifi TV show that was on UPN for a couple years called 7 Days?

    That was a fun show.

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    The Far Side wrote: »
    there's this movie with Sandra Oh (the one with the horseface) dealing with this

    its actually fucking fantastic

    who is horsier: sandra oh or sarah jessica parker?

    eleanor roosevelt

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    This is a difficult call, because I would want to party my ass off but also do something new and exciting with my last moments. Gut instinct says take my friends to party with me, but logic dictates that at least some of them will be too busy screaming and crying about the end of the world.

    Do other people know of the impending apocalypse, or am I the only one with this choice piece of knowledge?

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'd just wing it

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    hide underground

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    You're a goddamn coward, Robcham.

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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Lets say that other people know about the end of the world.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Apocalypse, Wow!

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The Geek wrote: »
    Guys, did you ever see that silly little scifi TV show that was on UPN for a couple years called 7 Days?

    That was a fun show.
    hahaha, I used to watch that!

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    them's fighting words mr monroe
    or should I say
    mr homonroe

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Actually, the mechanism of world death is important.

    Comet? I'll walk to a spot where I can see it coming down and watch the resulting impact for a few moments before the shockwave hits me.

    Skynet? I welcome our new robot overlords.

    Cloverfield monster? I'll drop my pants in front of it and take a dump because fuck that guy

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'd stay in the mall and kill the girl with a dog

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    The Geek wrote: »
    Guys, did you ever see that silly little scifi TV show that was on UPN for a couple years called 7 Days?

    That was a fun show.

    That was the one that was like Quantum Leap except it was more of a Quantum Small Step?

    I mean, I guess Quantum means small anyway, but still.

    I watched that for a bit.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    go take a huge shit in the mall foodcourt

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Robcham wrote: »
    them's fighting words mr monroe
    or should I say
    mr homonroe

    careful now

    if we start a wrastlin' you might catch the gay

    and you know where that will lead.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    oh I got it

    two chicks at the same time, man

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Imma fight you Mr Monroe
    Imma fight you so hard

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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Actually, the mechanism of world death is important.

    Comet? I'll walk to a spot where I can see it coming down and watch the resulting impact for a few moments before the shockwave hits me.

    Skynet? I welcome our new robot overlords.

    Cloverfield monster? I'll drop my pants in front of it and take a dump because fuck that guy

    Armageddon style comets.

    One giant comet will come and just fucking rock our shit.

    No defenses.

    No Bruce Willis.

    Just punches a hole through earth, causing us all to die instantly.

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    oh I got it

    two chicks at the same time, man

    fuckin' a, man

    fuckin' a

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    TURTLE POWERRR

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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Actually, the mechanism of world death is important.

    Comet? I'll walk to a spot where I can see it coming down directly towards me.

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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Who would post on the forums?

    I probably would within that 7 days.

    I'd probably start a ranger thread.

    Because hey, month long ban don't mean shit if the earth is destroyed in 7 days.

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