I know I mentioned it in a thread awhile back but on Thursday nights theres a bar here in Chicago that has 'Cougar Night'
Women 35+ get in for free. Guys with college IDs get in for free.
Also, women get $5 martinis and guys get $5 jaeger bombs (or some nonsense shot).
It's literally the best and worst thing ever.
have you went?
you better have
Of course I have. It's a Thursday night deal so I don't normally have a lot to do on Friday that requires thinking, so I go and get relatively drunk.
It's pretty awesome because there are 3 groups of people. Mom's out with their friends (some married, some not), groups of college guys/young professionals, and old guys.
The thing is, the old guys never get any action. The young guys will talk to the moms at the bar and the moms will invite them over to their table to drink with them. Then if someone plays 'Livin on a Prayer' or anything by Journey or Poison, the moms bring the young guys out to dance.
The old men just watch.
I've never gone home with a mom, but I've gotten a few numbers and (regrettably) made out with some moms on the dance floor.
If I do ever go home with one, I'm gonna make sure she makes me scrambled eggs.
Oh man, if she makes me bacon I'm totally not sharing with her bastard children
the real treat would be to have her kids cook breakfast while you fuck their mom
That could be the best response I've ever read.
But seriously, who lives in Chicago and wants to pick up cougars with me? My work friends are starting to get lame and all my college friends in Chicago are women and think me hitting on women born before 1980 is a bad idea.
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Apocalypse don't answer shit. Just takes away the hard part.
I NEED A STEAM GAUGE ASSEMBLY
lolo
What am I doing next Friday?
Watching the end of the world in HD
So HD its life like
Because its actually life. You're going to die.
Coran Attack!
Porn.
You're right.
It should all be 3d.
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Interactive 3D
Coran Attack!
I know that the razor burn will look like herpes and I'll see stretch marks (I watch way too much Milf porn)
But dammit, i just wanna see it once
Coran Attack!
The only rule to cougar hunting is that you don't hunt the cougar, the cougar hunts you.
What happened?
Coran Attack!
plus they always make breakfast.
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Women 35+ get in for free. Guys with college IDs get in for free.
Also, women get $5 martinis and guys get $5 jaeger bombs (or some nonsense shot).
It's literally the best and worst thing ever.
Coran Attack!
have you went?
you better have
your face is the worst movie ever made!
Jesus how much to jaeger bombs usually cost?
4.50 is normal, here...
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Kinda, except he didn't take posession of other people's bodies.
Dude hopped in a little pod in a secret base and could go back in time 7 days to stop disasters and big crimes and stuff.
what you need to do is dance with her, pick up her drinks, grab her butt and whisper
Man i miss cougars. Now i am too old.
This sounds like an interesting show
Of course I have. It's a Thursday night deal so I don't normally have a lot to do on Friday that requires thinking, so I go and get relatively drunk.
It's pretty awesome because there are 3 groups of people. Mom's out with their friends (some married, some not), groups of college guys/young professionals, and old guys.
The thing is, the old guys never get any action. The young guys will talk to the moms at the bar and the moms will invite them over to their table to drink with them. Then if someone plays 'Livin on a Prayer' or anything by Journey or Poison, the moms bring the young guys out to dance.
The old men just watch.
I've never gone home with a mom, but I've gotten a few numbers and (regrettably) made out with some moms on the dance floor.
If I do ever go home with one, I'm gonna make sure she makes me scrambled eggs.
Coran Attack!
Coran Attack!
the real treat would be to have her kids cook breakfast while you fuck their mom
That could be the best response I've ever read.
But seriously, who lives in Chicago and wants to pick up cougars with me? My work friends are starting to get lame and all my college friends in Chicago are women and think me hitting on women born before 1980 is a bad idea.
Fuck their logic. I'm gonna fuck a soccer mom.
Coran Attack!
Where the hell in Anchorage is there $4.50 jaeger bombs? I don't drink 'em but my friends always bitch how much they are.