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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    And photodissociate the entire ozone with it

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Upside of the apocalypse, don't have to pay any more tuition or worry about what I'm gonna do with the rest of my life

    sorta... answers all your questions, doesn't it?

    edit: awwwww jeah Monroe, let's light this candle

    Apocalypse don't answer shit. Just takes away the hard part.

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    Fuck off and die.
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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    GAS TANK
    CHECK
    MOTORCYCLE BRAKE HANDLE
    CHECK
    LAWNMOWER BLADE
    CHECK


    FUN?

    INEVITABLE
    bahahaha i just built that

    I NEED A STEAM GAUGE ASSEMBLY

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The Geek wrote: »
    I'd make a list of ridiculous hypothetical questions.

    lolo

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Fallout wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    I'd make a list of ridiculous hypothetical questions.

    lolo

    What am I doing next Friday?

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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    I'd make a list of ridiculous hypothetical questions.

    lolo

    What am I doing next Friday?

    Watching the end of the world in HD

    So HD its life like

    Because its actually life. You're going to die.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    you know what's HD that is unnecessary?

    Porn.

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    you know what's HD that is unnecessary?

    Porn.

    You're right.

    It should all be 3d.

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    you know what's HD that is unnecessary?

    Porn.

    You're right.

    It should all be 3d.

    Interactive 3D

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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Actually, I want to see a 3D porn just once.

    I know that the razor burn will look like herpes and I'll see stretch marks (I watch way too much Milf porn)

    But dammit, i just wanna see it once

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    bedi did I tell you I was cougar stalked the other night? I figure you'd appreciate that.

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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Well done Mysst.

    The only rule to cougar hunting is that you don't hunt the cougar, the cougar hunts you.

    What happened?

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    There are some fantastic looking cougars

    plus they always make breakfast.
    you have to share with their tweenage sons but it is ok they are funny kids

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I know I mentioned it in a thread awhile back but on Thursday nights theres a bar here in Chicago that has 'Cougar Night'

    Women 35+ get in for free. Guys with college IDs get in for free.

    Also, women get $5 martinis and guys get $5 jaeger bombs (or some nonsense shot).

    It's literally the best and worst thing ever.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    I know I mentioned it in a thread awhile back but on Thursday nights theres a bar here in Chicago that has 'Cougar Night'

    Women 35+ get in for free. Guys with college IDs get in for free.

    Also, women get $5 martinis and guys get $5 jaeger bombs (or some nonsense shot).

    It's literally the best and worst thing ever.
    this is amazing

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    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    I know I mentioned it in a thread awhile back but on Thursday nights theres a bar here in Chicago that has 'Cougar Night'

    Women 35+ get in for free. Guys with college IDs get in for free.

    Also, women get $5 martinis and guys get $5 jaeger bombs (or some nonsense shot).

    It's literally the best and worst thing ever.

    have you went?

    you better have

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    IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Cloverfield is the worst movie ever made.

    your face is the worst movie ever made!

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    I know I mentioned it in a thread awhile back but on Thursday nights theres a bar here in Chicago that has 'Cougar Night'

    Women 35+ get in for free. Guys with college IDs get in for free.

    Also, women get $5 martinis and guys get $5 jaeger bombs (or some nonsense shot).

    It's literally the best and worst thing ever.

    Jesus how much to jaeger bombs usually cost?

    4.50 is normal, here...

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    The Geek wrote: »
    Guys, did you ever see that silly little scifi TV show that was on UPN for a couple years called 7 Days?

    That was a fun show.

    That was the one that was like Quantum Leap except it was more of a Quantum Small Step?

    I mean, I guess Quantum means small anyway, but still.

    I watched that for a bit.

    Kinda, except he didn't take posession of other people's bodies.

    Dude hopped in a little pod in a secret base and could go back in time 7 days to stop disasters and big crimes and stuff.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    Well done Mysst.

    The only rule to cougar hunting is that you don't hunt the cougar, the cougar hunts you.

    What happened?
    we danced for a while and then I left when my friends did cause while she seemed interested, she didn't seem that interested

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    Well done Mysst.

    The only rule to cougar hunting is that you don't hunt the cougar, the cougar hunts you.

    What happened?
    we danced for a while and then I left when my friends did cause while she seemed interested, she didn't seem that interested

    what you need to do is dance with her, pick up her drinks, grab her butt and whisper
    please let me show you my penis

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    Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    spono wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    Well done Mysst.

    The only rule to cougar hunting is that you don't hunt the cougar, the cougar hunts you.

    What happened?
    we danced for a while and then I left when my friends did cause while she seemed interested, she didn't seem that interested

    what you need to do is dance with her, pick up her drinks, grab her butt and whisper
    please let me show you my penis

    Man i miss cougars. Now i am too old.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The Geek wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Guys, did you ever see that silly little scifi TV show that was on UPN for a couple years called 7 Days?

    That was a fun show.

    That was the one that was like Quantum Leap except it was more of a Quantum Small Step?

    I mean, I guess Quantum means small anyway, but still.

    I watched that for a bit.

    Kinda, except he didn't take posession of other people's bodies.

    Dude hopped in a little pod in a secret base and could go back in time 7 days to stop disasters and big crimes and stuff.

    This sounds like an interesting show

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Guys, did you ever see that silly little scifi TV show that was on UPN for a couple years called 7 Days?

    That was a fun show.

    That was the one that was like Quantum Leap except it was more of a Quantum Small Step?

    I mean, I guess Quantum means small anyway, but still.

    I watched that for a bit.

    Kinda, except he didn't take posession of other people's bodies.

    Dude hopped in a little pod in a secret base and could go back in time 7 days to stop disasters and big crimes and stuff.

    This sounds like an interesting show
    It sometimes was!

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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Lockout wrote: »
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    I know I mentioned it in a thread awhile back but on Thursday nights theres a bar here in Chicago that has 'Cougar Night'

    Women 35+ get in for free. Guys with college IDs get in for free.

    Also, women get $5 martinis and guys get $5 jaeger bombs (or some nonsense shot).

    It's literally the best and worst thing ever.

    have you went?

    you better have

    Of course I have. It's a Thursday night deal so I don't normally have a lot to do on Friday that requires thinking, so I go and get relatively drunk.

    It's pretty awesome because there are 3 groups of people. Mom's out with their friends (some married, some not), groups of college guys/young professionals, and old guys.

    The thing is, the old guys never get any action. The young guys will talk to the moms at the bar and the moms will invite them over to their table to drink with them. Then if someone plays 'Livin on a Prayer' or anything by Journey or Poison, the moms bring the young guys out to dance.

    The old men just watch.

    I've never gone home with a mom, but I've gotten a few numbers and (regrettably) made out with some moms on the dance floor.

    If I do ever go home with one, I'm gonna make sure she makes me scrambled eggs.

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    Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Waffles man. Waffles.

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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Oh man, if she makes me bacon I'm totally not sharing with her bastard children

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    Oh man, if she makes me bacon I'm totally not sharing with her bastard children

    the real treat would be to have her kids cook breakfast while you fuck their mom

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    Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    A combination of cannibalism and rape.

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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    spono wrote: »
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    Oh man, if she makes me bacon I'm totally not sharing with her bastard children

    the real treat would be to have her kids cook breakfast while you fuck their mom

    That could be the best response I've ever read.

    But seriously, who lives in Chicago and wants to pick up cougars with me? My work friends are starting to get lame and all my college friends in Chicago are women and think me hitting on women born before 1980 is a bad idea.

    Fuck their logic. I'm gonna fuck a soccer mom.

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    TalonrazorTalonrazor Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    I know I mentioned it in a thread awhile back but on Thursday nights theres a bar here in Chicago that has 'Cougar Night'

    Women 35+ get in for free. Guys with college IDs get in for free.

    Also, women get $5 martinis and guys get $5 jaeger bombs (or some nonsense shot).

    It's literally the best and worst thing ever.

    Jesus how much to jaeger bombs usually cost?

    4.50 is normal, here...

    Where the hell in Anchorage is there $4.50 jaeger bombs? I don't drink 'em but my friends always bitch how much they are.

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