Oh yeah, sweet deal. I dodged out of jury duty again, guys. I told them I was a full time student, but forgot to tell them the term I was summoned for was my spring break. So they rescheduled for July. Now my spring break is free, so I'm going to sleep forever!
Aww, you could have had Medo coach on how to be the worst juror ever.
Like, bring a giant foam finger with 'guilty' written on it. Start the wave in the jury box. Hit on the DA.
Nah, I'll have more time to train now.
Actually my employer seriously suggested I act in such a way as to disqualify myself. My father suggested I act in such a way as to disqualify myself, as well, by being a fucking racist.
I'm actually interested in doing it, I just don't want it interfering with school or short breaks.
The easiest way to get out of it is to demonstrate some sort of conflict of interest. But yeah, I'd kind of want to do it too.
Oh yeah, sweet deal. I dodged out of jury duty again, guys. I told them I was a full time student, but forgot to tell them the term I was summoned for was my spring break. So they rescheduled for July. Now my spring break is free, so I'm going to sleep forever!
Aww, you could have had Medo coach on how to be the worst juror ever.
Like, bring a giant foam finger with 'guilty' written on it. Start the wave in the jury box. Hit on the DA.
Nah, I'll have more time to train now.
Actually my employer seriously suggested I act in such a way as to disqualify myself. My father suggested I act in such a way as to disqualify myself, as well, by being a fucking racist.
I'm actually interested in doing it, I just don't want it interfering with school or short breaks.
The easiest way to get out of it is to demonstrate some sort of conflict of interest. But yeah, I'd kind of want to do it too.
Oh, someone owes money to someone else, huh? Money raped my dog. They're guilty!
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Still, the games were a little closer than that score suggests. We did get totally blown out two games, but some of the other ones were actually pretty close and we were actually winning, 3 on 2 in dominate field positions one game, we just botched cleaning up the game.
It was a good learning experience for us. It was the first tournament for the a lot of us, and the first time some of us had even played with each other. The guys we played were really nice, they gave us all sorts of pointers on ways to get sponsorships and places that give colleges teams good deals.
I eagerly anticipate our next tournament.
In other news, apparently how good I look is inversely proportional to how much effort I put into looking good. I swear, I stumble out of bed at 5 in the morning today, don't shower, play paintball, barely make it home in time to leave for work, still don't shower, and I get flirted with my whole shift and had a talent agent tell me I should look into a career in modeling...what?
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Oh yeah, sweet deal. I dodged out of jury duty again, guys. I told them I was a full time student, but forgot to tell them the term I was summoned for was my spring break. So they rescheduled for July. Now my spring break is free, so I'm going to sleep forever!
Aww, you could have had Medo coach on how to be the worst juror ever.
Like, bring a giant foam finger with 'guilty' written on it. Start the wave in the jury box. Hit on the DA.
Nah, I'll have more time to train now.
Actually my employer seriously suggested I act in such a way as to disqualify myself. My father suggested I act in such a way as to disqualify myself, as well, by being a fucking racist.
I'm actually interested in doing it, I just don't want it interfering with school or short breaks.
The easiest way to get out of it is to demonstrate some sort of conflict of interest. But yeah, I'd kind of want to do it too.
Oh, someone owes money to someone else, huh? Money raped my dog. They're guilty!
My dad used to work for a company that made locks, including prison locks. Therefore more people being in prison means his company does better and his job is more secure. So who cares if he's innocent, lock the fucker up. And be sure to use a ____ lock at that. You'd probably have to make a more strained connection, but it could still be done. And without invoking Kevin Bacon.
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Still, the games were a little closer than that score suggests. We did get totally blown out two games, but some of the other ones were actually pretty close and we were actually winning, 3 on 2 in dominate field positions one game, we just botched cleaning up the game.
It was a good learning experience for us. It was the first tournament for the a lot of us, and the first time some of us had even played with each other. The guys we played were really nice, they gave us all sorts of pointers on ways to get sponsorships and places that give colleges teams good deals.
I eagerly anticipate our next tournament.
In other news, apparently how good I look is inversely proportional to how much effort I put into looking good. I swear, I stumble out of bed at 5 in the morning today, don't shower, play paintball, barely make it home in time to leave for work, still don't shower, and I get flirted with my whole shift and had a talent agent tell me I should look into a career in modeling...what?
NEVER SHOWER
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Still, the games were a little closer than that score suggests. We did get totally blown out two games, but some of the other ones were actually pretty close and we were actually winning, 3 on 2 in dominate field positions one game, we just botched cleaning up the game.
It was a good learning experience for us. It was the first tournament for the a lot of us, and the first time some of us had even played with each other. The guys we played were really nice, they gave us all sorts of pointers on ways to get sponsorships and places that give colleges teams good deals.
I eagerly anticipate our next tournament.
In other news, apparently how good I look is inversely proportional to how much effort I put into looking good. I swear, I stumble out of bed at 5 in the morning today, don't shower, play paintball, barely make it home in time to leave for work, still don't shower, and I get flirted with my whole shift and had a talent agent tell me I should look into a career in modeling...what?
you're a star baby
a star
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Still, the games were a little closer than that score suggests. We did get totally blown out two games, but some of the other ones were actually pretty close and we were actually winning, 3 on 2 in dominate field positions one game, we just botched cleaning up the game.
It was a good learning experience for us. It was the first tournament for the a lot of us, and the first time some of us had even played with each other. The guys we played were really nice, they gave us all sorts of pointers on ways to get sponsorships and places that give colleges teams good deals.
I eagerly anticipate our next tournament.
In other news, apparently how good I look is inversely proportional to how much effort I put into looking good. I swear, I stumble out of bed at 5 in the morning today, don't shower, play paintball, barely make it home in time to leave for work, still don't shower, and I get flirted with my whole shift and had a talent agent tell me I should look into a career in modeling...what?
you're a star baby
a star
It's all those pheromones from the sweat and lack of cleaning them off. They wanted your sperm because their bodies were subtly aware from your scent that your immune systems would produce the bestest offspring.
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i gota some sper n for ya jk
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gehraeld or whatevre thea cuk is pretty basadd
I heard he was like a jedi knight.
The easiest way to get out of it is to demonstrate some sort of conflict of interest. But yeah, I'd kind of want to do it too.
jedi are pussues compared ot geh==gehralt
Oh, someone owes money to someone else, huh? Money raped my dog. They're guilty!
I read that as a japoanese diminutive of my name and you will have to call me that for forever from now on.
There are no such things as 'problems'- only convenient opportunities to glass Iran.
Yes, and next month I will be free, and you will still be a guinea bastard.
We got shut out, we went 0-6. Ouch.
Still, the games were a little closer than that score suggests. We did get totally blown out two games, but some of the other ones were actually pretty close and we were actually winning, 3 on 2 in dominate field positions one game, we just botched cleaning up the game.
It was a good learning experience for us. It was the first tournament for the a lot of us, and the first time some of us had even played with each other. The guys we played were really nice, they gave us all sorts of pointers on ways to get sponsorships and places that give colleges teams good deals.
I eagerly anticipate our next tournament.
In other news, apparently how good I look is inversely proportional to how much effort I put into looking good. I swear, I stumble out of bed at 5 in the morning today, don't shower, play paintball, barely make it home in time to leave for work, still don't shower, and I get flirted with my whole shift and had a talent agent tell me I should look into a career in modeling...what?
heya ellataen ill call you whatever jsut dcont cal lmea meab again
My dad used to work for a company that made locks, including prison locks. Therefore more people being in prison means his company does better and his job is more secure. So who cares if he's innocent, lock the fucker up. And be sure to use a ____ lock at that. You'd probably have to make a more strained connection, but it could still be done. And without invoking Kevin Bacon.
NEVER SHOWER
you are the best of all zens and ><3
you're a star baby
a star
I will just get high off of my own funk!
FUK YAH QUIZ RESPEK KNUVLES
IS FUCKIG 1 20 AT NIGHT
Is that...code.
It's all those pheromones from the sweat and lack of cleaning them off. They wanted your sperm because their bodies were subtly aware from your scent that your immune systems would produce the bestest offspring.
the witcher is still only at 58% : (
snuggles buggly i want a phone call
NNID: Hakkekage
Didn't you start this like, this morning.
Don't ever let it be said that internet scoundrels can't change your opinion.
7 am
I thought you were talking about a game from your last sentence, I'm guessing she just made you realize what a dick Israel is?
How did this happen? Thumb War?
Hey, baby. :winky:
had
shoved smyr inyo a ring offfite
Yeah, I thought they were playing Risk at first.
...now I want to play Risk.
Oh, he is. I hadn't noticed.