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Fuck Muscle Cramps, this is a Teddy Roosevelt thread

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    NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH.

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    <3.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    that last one if just a rip off of the larlar "the more you know" picture you did last week

    IM ONTO YOU ROBCHAM
    except tdot's not crying

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    DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    In short, rape, murder, and assault are never acceptable, no matter who is the target.

    Unless the target is in utero in which case murder is a right.

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    i love abortions

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    rad art by robcham

    tantalizing art by tdot

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    man I hope I die after rob cause I don't want him pissing on my grave

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    man I hope I die after rob cause I don't want him pissing on my grave

    But his piss will be artistic!

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    man I hope I die after rob cause I don't want him pissing on my grave

    even if he dies first, rob will piss on your grave

    he will piss on all our graves

    and on Graves

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    boy's got a lotta piss

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Robcham the First, King of Piss

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited March 2009
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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    In short, rape, murder, and assault are never acceptable, no matter who is the target.

    Unless the target is in utero in which case murder is a right.

    yessssss
    is murder always right though?

    are you pro-abortion teefs? I mean...pro-extinction of the human race?


    edit: obviously not pro-choice I fully agree with that.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ness445 wrote: »
    In short, rape, murder, and assault are never acceptable, no matter who is the target.

    Unless the target is in utero in which case murder is a right.

    yessssss
    is murder always right though?

    are you pro-abortion teefs? I mean...pro-extinction of the human race?


    edit: obviously not pro-choice I fully agree with that.

    this pretty much sums up my stance on people



    pro-extinction

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    but staggeringly practical

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    philanthropy without limit is, too

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Abortion should be available but damn do I wish it weren't necessary.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    philanthropy without limit is, too

    I tend to agree.

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    what I'm saying is I once heard a criticism of Obama where he said he was "pro-choice" or whatever and he responded by saying "Yes, pro-choice, but not necessarily pro-abortion." and it got me wondering, is anybody? is there a fringe group of people out there trying to convince people that the clear answer to our problems is the extinction of the human race?

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    blah blah tiny american flags blah

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    sup metzger meister

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    though as a soicety we should be working towards the point where abortions aren't necessary! however, that's a lot of fucking work

    nano-machines


    take a pill, no babies until you turn them off




    Sperm Hunters for men


    Egg Assassins for women

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Abortions, by the way, should DEFINATELY not be a means of birth control, and I feel that minors should have to notify their parents of an abortion. I also feel that abortion can be a good thing if giving birth would endanger the mother, not to mention embryonic stem cell research (bravo to Obama for mentioning it in last night's address.)


    edit: T-to-the-Dot, sup witchoo.

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    though as a soicety we should be working towards the point where abortions aren't necessary! however, that's a lot of fucking work

    nano-machines


    take a pill, no babies until you turn them off




    Sperm Hunters for men


    Egg Assassins for women
    Sperm Hunter, from the makers of Womb Raider.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    though as a soicety we should be working towards the point where abortions aren't necessary! however, that's a lot of fucking work

    nano-machines


    take a pill, no babies until you turn them off




    Sperm Hunters for men


    Egg Assassins for women

    stale, nanobots, really

    you don't think big enough, that's your problem

    shrink ourselves down to tiny proportions and then go into our own genitals and kill off our sperm with laser guns

    freuds grave will explode

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    orangutans are like the only documented primate that have been known to rape their fellow orangutans

    apparently the mature male orangutans, ie, the territorial and dominant male, do not do this. the male orangutans that are mature but lack the distinguishing features and look like a juvenile, are the ones that will rape the female orangutans.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    i don't know how orangutans and rape tie into abortion and vermont's gay marriage (vermont is also a badass state regarding gun laws, too, tfs)

    but i learned about orangutans today in anthropology

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    man I do not want minors to have to tell their parents unless there is definite medical risk to the kid

    because I know a lot of parents will insist on making their fifteen year old that they put in abstinence only sex ed have that fucking baby and spend the rest of their life being unable to adequately provide for it

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    oh, did y'all see that Vermont is hella close to legalising gay marraige?

    that is radical.

    Yeah, but who wants to live in Vermont?

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    though as a soicety we should be working towards the point where abortions aren't necessary! however, that's a lot of fucking work

    nano-machines


    take a pill, no babies until you turn them off




    Sperm Hunters for men


    Egg Assassins for women

    stale, nanobots, really

    you don't think big enough, that's your problem

    shrink ourselves down to tiny proportions and then go into our own genitals and kill off our sperm with laser guns

    freuds grave will explode
    not only would freud's grave explode but this completely shits on the theory that our prime directive is essentially reproducing.

    like self-castration, only with more laser guns.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Good. There is no logical, modern reason to ban gays from getting hitched.

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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You guys are odd in your views. Teefs, if you actually wanted to make abortions unnecessary you would advocate for the outlawing/restriction of them. They are necessary in large parts because they are available without institutionalized repercussions.

    It just seems inconsistent with human rights (which you seem to advocate strongly for).

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    oh, did y'all see that Vermont is hella close to legalising gay marraige?

    that is radical.

    how is gay marriage being accepted everywhere except fucking california

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    oh, did y'all see that Vermont is hella close to legalising gay marraige?

    that is radical.

    how is gay marriage being accepted everywhere except fucking california
    please allow me to introduce myself I am every state below the mason-dixon line.

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