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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    if you're going with this "human potential" bullshit, a dude whackin' off is murder.
    there was a monty python song about this in The Life of Brian I think.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    look at Jigrah all tryin' to be serious

    it's kind of adorable

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You're forgetting to adjust for your audience.

    left- socialism
    hard left- anarchism
    tyranical dictatorship- anything else

    To paraphrase the Jesuits:

    "Start young; you can do anything."
    baby_hitler.jpg

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    DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    Houk wrote: »
    Abortion isn't murder because fetuses, at the stage in which an abortion is still legal, are not people.

    Subjective opinion, same as "this guy is guilty".
    as opposed to objective opinion

    That's... exactly what I'm saying. No objective litmus test really exists for either situation, and if you're wrong, you just killed someone, so the reasonable and prudent course is to err on the side of caution, even if it means a short term negative result.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ness445 wrote: »
    if you're going with this "human potential" bullshit, a dude whackin' off is murder.
    there was a monty python song about this in The Life of Brian I think.

    The Meaning of Life, actually.

    "Every Sperm is Sacred."

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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    if you're going with this "human potential" bullshit, a dude whackin' off is murder.

    Hahahahaha

    No it is not, at all. That is like saying a firearm (without rounds) is potentially lethal (at 30 yards, just to take away the physical damage of clubbing someone).

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    DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    if you're going with this "human potential" bullshit, a dude whackin' off is murder.

    Nah it requires a conscious act to bring sperm and ovum together.

    From there on in it's pretty much auto-pilot.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
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    DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    nah

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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Jigrah wrote: »
    if you're going with this "human potential" bullshit, a dude whackin' off is murder.

    Hahahahaha

    No it is not, at all. That is like saying a firearm (without rounds) is potentially lethal (at 30 yards, just to take away the physical damage of clubbing someone).

    But each sperm has your genetic material that could form into a person! You're comitting genocide everytime you jerk it. Sorry bro.

    Has part of my genetic information, it does not form a human on it's own.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You're forgetting to adjust for your audience.

    left- socialism
    hard left- anarchism
    tyranical dictatorship- anything else

    To paraphrase the Jesuits:

    "Start young; you can do anything."
    baby_hitler.jpg

    You were such a cute baby, what the fuck happened?

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    the sock crammed to the bottom of your laundry basket is like Auchwitz
    who will be the Oskar Schindler to my actions?!

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Jigrah wrote: »
    if you're going with this "human potential" bullshit, a dude whackin' off is murder.

    Hahahahaha

    No it is not, at all. That is like saying a firearm (without rounds) is potentially lethal (at 30 yards, just to take away the physical damage of clubbing someone).

    But each sperm has your genetic material that could form into a person! You're comitting genocide everytime you jerk it. Sorry bro.

    Has part of my genetic information, it does not form a human on it's own.

    And an embryo doesn't form into a human on its own. It requires a womb, sustenance from the mother, and approximately 36 to 40 weeks of gestation. What's your point.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You were such a cute baby, what the fuck happened?

    The Jews got me. Cut my foreskin off and everything.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ness445 wrote: »
    the sock crammed to the bottom of your laundry basket is like Auchwitz
    who will be the Oskar Schindler to my actions?!

    So if I burn the tissues I'm part of the final solution?

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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    the sock crammed to the bottom of your laundry basket is like Auchwitz

    Towel is like Sudan, my girls tummy is more like Auchwitz.

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    DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    Yeah it's half a jigrah cell that can never grow no matter what environment it's in.

    Compared to a zygote that is genetically distinct and given the proper care and environment will one day become a person.

    I realize this isn't an ironclad argument, but if there's doubt, the default "rights/no rights" switch should be set to "rights". We've gotten it wrong before on various subgroups, and each time we've given them rights, it's turned out to be the correct course of action.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You were such a cute baby, what the fuck happened?

    The Jews got me. Cut my foreskin off and everything.

    Fuckin' anti-semitic son of a bitch

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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Jigrah wrote: »
    if you're going with this "human potential" bullshit, a dude whackin' off is murder.

    Hahahahaha

    No it is not, at all. That is like saying a firearm (without rounds) is potentially lethal (at 30 yards, just to take away the physical damage of clubbing someone).

    But each sperm has your genetic material that could form into a person! You're comitting genocide everytime you jerk it. Sorry bro.

    Has part of my genetic information, it does not form a human on it's own.

    And an embryo doesn't form into a human on its own. It requires a womb, sustenance from the mother, and approximately 36 to 40 weeks of gestation. What's your point.

    A baby doesn't develop on it's own, it needs nurturing, food and safety. None of it that can be provided by itself.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    So, since everyone is being all serious and shit, I'm trying to be funny to lighten the mood.

    Am I succeeding, or are my efforts in vain?

    Dust.

    Wind.

    DUDE.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Jigrah wrote: »
    if you're going with this "human potential" bullshit, a dude whackin' off is murder.

    Hahahahaha

    No it is not, at all. That is like saying a firearm (without rounds) is potentially lethal (at 30 yards, just to take away the physical damage of clubbing someone).

    But each sperm has your genetic material that could form into a person! You're comitting genocide everytime you jerk it. Sorry bro.

    Has part of my genetic information, it does not form a human on it's own.

    And an embryo doesn't form into a human on its own. It requires a womb, sustenance from the mother, and approximately 36 to 40 weeks of gestation. What's your point.

    It's not his point he's actually successfully identified the hole in teef's half-assed argument.

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Ness445 wrote: »
    the sock crammed to the bottom of your laundry basket is like Auchwitz
    who will be the Oskar Schindler to my actions?!

    So if I burn the tissues I'm part of the final solution?
    I feel like there's a joke here to be made about a red sperm but honestly I would just consider seeing a urologist.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    for the record I am perfectly ok with occasionally killing unwanted potential humans

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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    So, since everyone is being all serious and shit, I'm trying to be funny to lighten the mood.

    Am I succeeding, or are my efforts in vain?

    Dust.

    Wind.

    DUDE.

    I'll be leaving soon to sell my genetic material. It will be like I am a slaver, selling my offspring for cold hard cash.

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    DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    And an embryo doesn't form into a human on its own. It requires a womb, sustenance from the mother, and approximately 36 to 40 weeks of gestation. What's your point.

    So? Babies require feeding for years until they can feed themselves, but are still protected legally.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    for the record I am perfectly ok with occasionally killing unwanted potential humans

    for the record, i am perfectly ok with occasionally killing unwanted humans.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You were such a cute baby, what the fuck happened?

    The Jews got me. Cut my foreskin off and everything.

    Fuckin' anti-semitic son of a bitch

    If I had the opportunity to travel through time, I would slap that asshole doctor before he cut my newborn penis.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Jigrah wrote: »
    if you're going with this "human potential" bullshit, a dude whackin' off is murder.

    Hahahahaha

    No it is not, at all. That is like saying a firearm (without rounds) is potentially lethal (at 30 yards, just to take away the physical damage of clubbing someone).

    But each sperm has your genetic material that could form into a person! You're comitting genocide everytime you jerk it. Sorry bro.

    Has part of my genetic information, it does not form a human on it's own.

    And an embryo doesn't form into a human on its own. It requires a womb, sustenance from the mother, and approximately 36 to 40 weeks of gestation. What's your point.

    A baby doesn't develop on it's own, it needs nurturing, food and safety. None of it that can be provided by itself.

    You are comparing a cluster of cells to a fully functioning organism that can survive outside of it's uterine environment.

    By your definition are all multicellular organisms deserving of life and rights or only ones that eventually develop a spinal cord?

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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    for the record I am perfectly ok with occasionally killing unwanted potential humans

    buh buh buh but then you're against human rights ! ! :!:

    Not necessarily against it, but definitely not embracing it.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You were such a cute baby, what the fuck happened?

    The Jews got me. Cut my foreskin off and everything.

    Fuckin' anti-semitic son of a bitch

    If I had the opportunity to travel through time, I would slap that asshole doctor before he cut my newborn penis.

    Honestly, I couldn't care less that I'm circumcised. I mean, it's less smegma, that's for sure.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    So, since everyone is being all serious and shit, I'm trying to be funny to lighten the mood.

    Am I succeeding, or are my efforts in vain?

    Dust.

    Wind.

    DUDE.
    man I always try to do this but it's all 'blarghblarghblargh politics is serious business'

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    DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    Man this derail took all day to develop but I wasn't let down.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I think until it is birthed, it's not human, it has no rights.


    Therefore, sadly, as far as I'm concerned a baby up to the moment it is yanked out of that uterian prison, 8 months, 29 days, is not a person.

    Sorry. I have to draw a line somewhere, and that is where I personally choose to draw it.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Jigrah wrote: »
    if you're going with this "human potential" bullshit, a dude whackin' off is murder.

    Hahahahaha

    No it is not, at all. That is like saying a firearm (without rounds) is potentially lethal (at 30 yards, just to take away the physical damage of clubbing someone).

    But each sperm has your genetic material that could form into a person! You're comitting genocide everytime you jerk it. Sorry bro.

    Has part of my genetic information, it does not form a human on it's own.

    And an embryo doesn't form into a human on its own. It requires a womb, sustenance from the mother, and approximately 36 to 40 weeks of gestation. What's your point.

    It's not his point he's actually successfully identified the hole in teef's half-assed argument.

    Potential for life is potential for life. If he wants to use that as his base, then he has to live with the fact that even gametes have a potential for life. Hell, proteins in a primordial stew have a potential for life.

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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Jigrah wrote: »
    if you're going with this "human potential" bullshit, a dude whackin' off is murder.

    Hahahahaha

    No it is not, at all. That is like saying a firearm (without rounds) is potentially lethal (at 30 yards, just to take away the physical damage of clubbing someone).

    But each sperm has your genetic material that could form into a person! You're comitting genocide everytime you jerk it. Sorry bro.

    Has part of my genetic information, it does not form a human on it's own.

    And an embryo doesn't form into a human on its own. It requires a womb, sustenance from the mother, and approximately 36 to 40 weeks of gestation. What's your point.

    A baby doesn't develop on it's own, it needs nurturing, food and safety. None of it that can be provided by itself.

    You are comparing a cluster of cells to a fully functioning organism that can survive outside of it's uterine environment.

    By your definition are all multicellular organisms deserving of life and rights or only ones that eventually develop a spinal cord?

    Life doesn't hold intrinsic value, which is why I am okay with eating meat, euthanasia, abortions and war. It's just odd to me that people pick and choose from a list, yet holding onto this intrinsic value for life.

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