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Max Payne 3 coming this Winter

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    NorayNoray Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I shook Sam Lake's hand at E3 and told him Max Payne 2 was the greatest video game ever written.

    True story.

    I hope this game won't suck.

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    GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Robman wrote: »
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    Why the fuck are people talking about South American slums and shit when this game takes place in LA?

    The grapevine is saying it takes place in Brazil

    Jesus, I hope not.

    But hey, if you're going to remove something this far from what made it great, might as well go the distance.

    Let's give Max Payne electric powers and turn it into an RTS.

    Man I bet a reboot of Star Trek would be awful if Spock became an equal to Kirk and if they made everything flashy and super high-tech looking.
    Yes because Star Trek was never about being flashy and high tech. And it was the same universe and everything.

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    PancakePancake Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    That picture of Max on the cover of Game Informer has made me very enthusiastic about this game.

    It's going to be incredible.

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    Fatty McBeardoFatty McBeardo Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    What the hell is a white bald middle aged American going to do in a Sao Paolo slum except be laughed at?

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    RobmanRobman Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    What the hell is a white bald middle aged American going to do in a Sao Paolo slum except be laughed at?

    Shoot every motherfucker who looks at him

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    Fatty McBeardoFatty McBeardo Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Having a guy who looks like a skinhead go on a killing spree in the poor neighborhoods of a foreign country populated by dark skinned people would probably raise an eyebrow or two. Unless they're all zombies, then R* could pull the RE5 Defense.

    I have a feeling that LA is far more likely to be the setting for MP3.

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    MugaazMugaaz Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    This sounds pretty bad so far TBH and this is coming from a guy who is still using he Max Payne mousepad that was included in the original game.

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    RenzoRenzo Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Mugaaz wrote: »
    This sounds pretty bad so far TBH and this is coming from a guy who is still using he Max Payne mousepad that was included in the original game.

    I am also still using said mouse pad.

    Hi5

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    SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    based on that picture, making Max Payne 3 where Max looks like that is like making a new Legend of Zelda game where Link and Ganon look like this:

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Mugaaz wrote: »
    This sounds pretty bad so far TBH and this is coming from a guy who is still using he Max Payne mousepad that was included in the original game.

    Holy shit are you me? Seriously I still have that mousepad.

    I'll wait to see video before I shit on the game.

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    BasticleBasticle Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Noray wrote: »
    I shook Sam Lake's hand at E3 and told him Max Payne 2 was the greatest video game ever written.

    True story.

    I hope this game won't suck.


    did you ask him why he looks like an anorexic Jim Bruer?

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Man they really did model Max based on his face.

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    MegazverMegazver Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    So, uh.

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    I'm cautiously optimistic, because Remedy hasn't fucked us yet and deserves a little trust.

    But I must admit, it's a bit unexpected.

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    CronusCronus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Megazver wrote: »
    So, uh.

    *snip*

    I'm cautiously optimistic, because Remedy hasn't fucked us yet and deserves a little trust.

    But I must admit, it's a bit unexpected.

    It bothers me when games that are fairly original and based on an original IP come out, but with the same name as another game. Just because this one has bullet time it should be Max Payne 3? Why not call Stranglehold Max Payne 3 and this one 4.

    Yes, I can see you hiding over there Far Cry 2.

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    MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Mugaaz wrote: »
    This sounds pretty bad so far TBH and this is coming from a guy who is still using he Max Payne mousepad that was included in the original game.

    Holy shit are you me? Seriously I still have that mousepad.

    I'll wait to see video before I shit on the game.

    I also have that mousepad.

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    elliotw2elliotw2 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Megazver wrote: »
    So, uh.

    ~snip~

    I'm cautiously optimistic, because Remedy hasn't fucked us yet and deserves a little trust.

    But I must admit, it's a bit unexpected.

    Remedy's developing this? I thought they were busy with Alan Wake and such?

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    BasticleBasticle Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Megazver wrote: »
    So, uh.



    I'm cautiously optimistic, because Remedy hasn't fucked us yet and deserves a little trust.

    But I must admit, it's a bit unexpected.

    you must have missed the part where Remedy has nothing to do with this.

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    GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    RE5:2 sure looks interesting.

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    RenzoRenzo Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    All of those links lead to the "bandwidth exceeded" gif.

    And Remedy has nothing to do with Max Payne 3.

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    MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I don't know if I can get behind a Max Payne game without James McCaffrey as Max's voice.

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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I actually think it looks pretty good. Glad to see the graphic novel cutscenes are apparently back.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Goomba wrote: »
    RE5:2 sure looks interesting.

    Well unless max can't move while shooting, this is not RE 5.

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    DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    elliotw2 wrote: »
    Megazver wrote: »
    So, uh.

    ~snip~

    I'm cautiously optimistic, because Remedy hasn't fucked us yet and deserves a little trust.

    But I must admit, it's a bit unexpected.

    Remedy's developing this? I thought they were busy with Alan Wake and such?

    So if MP3 sucks, blame Remedy for taking so god damn long with Alan Wake.

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    GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Goomba wrote: »
    RE5:2 sure looks interesting.

    Well unless max can't move while shooting, this is not RE 5.
    I was commenting on the visual style.

    You know, the only solid thing we know about the game?

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    elliotw2elliotw2 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    elliotw2 wrote: »
    Megazver wrote: »
    So, uh.

    ~snip~

    I'm cautiously optimistic, because Remedy hasn't fucked us yet and deserves a little trust.

    But I must admit, it's a bit unexpected.

    Remedy's developing this? I thought they were busy with Alan Wake and such?

    So if MP3 sucks, blame Remedy for taking so god damn long with Alan Wake.

    Or, we can disown this game, and call Alan Wake Max Payne 3, you know, what I did with Crysis and Ubisoft's Far Cry 2

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    BearcatBearcat Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    MegaMan001 wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Mugaaz wrote: »
    This sounds pretty bad so far TBH and this is coming from a guy who is still using he Max Payne mousepad that was included in the original game.

    Holy shit are you me? Seriously I still have that mousepad.

    I'll wait to see video before I shit on the game.

    I also have that mousepad.

    As do I.

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    MegazverMegazver Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Oh, right.

    Well, Bully was a good game too.

    You meanies. :(

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    DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Those images don't load btw but reading Wiki it sounds like its going to be a clone of Man on Fire and not in a snowy/rainy dark metropolis and thus not Max Payne in the same way that, that character isn't Max Payne.

    I hope for good news but this looks like its gonna suck.

    At least at being a Max Payne game.

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    GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    I saw the images. They looked like RE5 from what I could see. Overly muscular man in tight shirt and cargo pants in a bloomy run down place shootin' guys.

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    HaikiraHaikira UKRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Are the shots up anywhere else? Would love to seem them.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Robman wrote: »
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    Bring back naked Mona Sax for Max Payne 3, please. Nothing's funnier than killing hardened goons in your birthday suit.

    Oh, you're one of those.

    Say what you will but those were some nicely modeled boobs - they were designed for a shower scene that never intended for the player to see boobs. That shows dedication on the part of the perverts working at Remedy.

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    SEQUELS SUCK, WE DON'T WANT TO PLAY THE SAME GAME

    NEW THINGS SUCK, WE WANT FAMILIARITY

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    SEQUELS SUCK, WE DON'T WANT TO PLAY THE SAME GAME

    NEW THINGS SUCK, WE DON'T WANT FAMILIARITY

    Yeah, I don't mind a change from new york, if only because I'm getting freaking tired of new york.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited June 2009

    NEW THINGS SUCK, WE DON'T WANT FAMILIARITY

    :?::?:

    Max Payne 3 needs to be the reboot that Team Fortress 2 was. The same but different.

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    elliotw2elliotw2 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    SEQUELS SUCK, WE DON'T WANT TO PLAY THE SAME GAME

    NEW THINGS SUCK, WE WANT FAMILIARITY

    You know, I'd agree with you on this in many cases, but not this. This isn't a change to keep it from getting stale, this is something completely different with a license tacked on

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    elliotw2 wrote: »
    SEQUELS SUCK, WE DON'T WANT TO PLAY THE SAME GAME

    NEW THINGS SUCK, WE WANT FAMILIARITY

    You know, I'd agree with you on this in many cases, but not this. This isn't a change to keep it from getting stale, this is something completely different with a license tacked on

    2 games with a similar formula, that had a fairly definitive ending is a good enough reason for a change. It's a couple screenies and some character art. Lets wait a bit before starting the hate on for the new "style". Sides if you don't want to play it, simply don't. Lot of games coming out this year.

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    GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    elliotw2 wrote: »
    SEQUELS SUCK, WE DON'T WANT TO PLAY THE SAME GAME

    NEW THINGS SUCK, WE WANT FAMILIARITY

    You know, I'd agree with you on this in many cases, but not this. This isn't a change to keep it from getting stale, this is something completely different with a license tacked on

    2 games with a similar formula, that had a fairly definitive ending is a good enough reason for a change. It's a couple screenies and some character art. Lets wait a bit before starting the hate on for the new "style". Sides if you don't want to play it, simply don't. Lot of games coming out this year.
    Hmm yes, the series had a definitive ending. Perhaps we need to continue the story while rebooting the series by taking it in a completely new and whackily gritty direction, for this is the only way to please the fans mmm yes.

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    Lord_MordjaLord_Mordja Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Ok, I heard MP3 will use a godamn cover system.

    Confirm?

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    BearcatBearcat Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Ok, I heard MP3 will use a godamn cover system.

    Confirm?

    The cover system is being able to dodge bullets.

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