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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I think I'd rather listen to thrash than nerdcore. Nerdcore is lower than country music in my book.

    Nerdcore you can at least understand, death metal might as well be cookie recipes.

    FIRST YOU NEED TWO CUPS OF SUGAR RAAAAAR
    THEN YOU NEED AN EGGG AAAAAGGGGHHH

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uGCJ1oxrRE

    japan on
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Res wrote: »
    Have you seen the SVU episode about Second Life? That was awful.

    "So, let me get this straight. She's a cartoon who has sex with cartoon johns for real money?"

    Oh god that really was terrible.

    This one's still worse, though.

    Res supports child molesters

    and yeah Law and Order is pathetic whenever they deal with video games. Like John Stossel levels of retarded

    nexuscrawler on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009

    Have you seen the SVU episode about Second Life? That was awful.

    "So, let me get this straight. She's a cartoon who has sex with cartoon johns for real money?"

    Worse was the CSI new york episode that had Lt. Dan go into a video game to find someone. I shit you not.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I MADE IT PAST LEVEL 2 IN SONIC SPINBALL

    JESUS CHRIST

    WHAT THE FUCK

    I'VE BEEN TRYING TO DO THAT FOR A SIGNIFICANT PORTION OF MY GOD DAMNED LIFE

    All these years later and I can't get past level 2. I don't even know what I ever did to get past level 1. Sonic Spinball could be the hardest game ever ever. I mean shit, I beat Ikaruga and I still have never beat Sonic Spinball.

    Level 3 is an absolute mindfuck thusfar.
    I got to Level 4 once way back when I rented it. Had to stop there because I had to go to church.

    Haven't been back to Level 4 since.

    Gosling on
    I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    "I'd like to lick her stamps, if you know what I mean."

    "Oh yeah baby, do me 3rd Class. Damage that box."

    :shock:

    RETURN TO SENDER

    *ahem*

    "Bulk male."
    :^:
    Attn: MALEMAN - PLEASE DO NOT KNOCK ON THE BACK DOOR
    PLEASE INSERT MALE THROUGH THE SLOT IN FRONT DOOR ONLY

    Zimmydoom on
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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Gosh Podly I hope you're kidding otherwise you're secretly more hateful than Obs.
    what we need to counteract him is the Generalissimo

    i have always wanted to fulfill my dream of making love to an old latina woman

    would you mind showing me pictures of your grandchildren?

    afterwards we can go to McDonalds and just get coffee
    HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT IN FRONT OF THE STATUE OF SANTA LUCIA

    PATRON SAINT OF JUDGMENTAL STATUES

    I love the ridiculous words your mother makes up.

    It's called a metocard, Jack. It's a real thing.

    Podly on
  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2009
    God fucking damn it. I only had one life going into level 3 because so much of this game is trial-and-error. And, of course, never having seen level 3, it was even more trial-and-error but with no room for error.

    Wonder_Hippie on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Gosling wrote: »
    I got to Level 4 once way back when I rented it. Had to stop there because I had to go to church.

    Haven't been back to Level 4 since.

    This conversation works better if I assume you guys are talking about sex in code.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Preacher wrote: »

    Have you seen the SVU episode about Second Life? That was awful.

    "So, let me get this straight. She's a cartoon who has sex with cartoon johns for real money?"

    Worse was the CSI new york episode that had Lt. Dan go into a video game to find someone. I shit you not.
    hhhhhhwhat

    Hakkekage on
    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Gosh Podly I hope you're kidding otherwise you're secretly more hateful than Obs.
    what we need to counteract him is the Generalissimo

    i have always wanted to fulfill my dream of making love to an old latina woman

    would you mind showing me pictures of your grandchildren?

    afterwards we can go to McDonalds and just get coffee
    HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT IN FRONT OF THE STATUE OF SANTA LUCIA

    PATRON SAINT OF JUDGMENTAL STATUES

    I love the ridiculous words your mother makes up.

    It's called a metocard, Jack. It's a real thing.

    hehehehehe i love 30 rock

    Hakkekage on
    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    buttttts

    pods send me da tunes

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »

    Have you seen the SVU episode about Second Life? That was awful.

    "So, let me get this straight. She's a cartoon who has sex with cartoon johns for real money?"

    Worse was the CSI new york episode that had Lt. Dan go into a video game to find someone. I shit you not.
    hhhhhhwhat

    A killer was in a video game or something, so they had to send Lt. Dan in to get him or something, it was so stupid, so stupid. Though this is also the show that has a club that incorporates second life into the club setting...

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    God fucking damn it. I only had one life going into level 3 because so much of this game is trial-and-error. And, of course, never having seen level 3, it was even more trial-and-error but with no room for error.

    I'm telling you.

    Hardest. Game. Ever.

    I've played hundreds of videogames in the past 15 years since I first got my Sega Genesis and no game, ever, compares to the difficulty of Sonic Spinball.

    JustinSane07 on
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I wonder if the people who make videogame-themed episodes of non-videogame centric programmes realise how ridiculous they are.

    Paul Rose (aka Mr Biffo) ranted for an entire EDGE column once about how he practically had to threaten murder to get a director to use xbox joypads (which he brought himself, from home) instead of twenty year old atari joysticks in a scene, then when it was broadcast the sound editor had added "bleep bloop" sound effects anyway.

    japan on
  • ResRes __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2009
    Preacher wrote: »

    Have you seen the SVU episode about Second Life? That was awful.

    "So, let me get this straight. She's a cartoon who has sex with cartoon johns for real money?"

    Worse was the CSI new york episode that had Lt. Dan go into a video game to find someone. I shit you not.

    The SVU episode he's talking about also did that.

    Res on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    buttttts

    pods send me da tunes

    I'm still at work bitch!

    Podly on
  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited April 2009
    japan wrote: »
    I wonder if the people who make videogame-themed episodes of non-videogame centric programmes realise how ridiculous they are.

    Paul Rose (aka Mr Biffo) ranted for an entire EDGE column once about how he practically had to threaten murder to get a director to use xbox joypads (which he brought himself, from home) instead of twenty year old atari joysticks in a scene, then when it was broadcast the sound editor had added "bleep bloop" sound effects anyway.

    I only read EDGE and GamesTM now, because they're the only gaming magazines anyone should read.

    Johannen on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Well the thing is, if you die in the game, you die for real.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited April 2009
    japan wrote: »
    I wonder if the people who make videogame-themed episodes of non-videogame centric programmes realise how ridiculous they are.

    Paul Rose (aka Mr Biffo) ranted for an entire EDGE column once about how he practically had to threaten murder to get a director to use xbox joypads (which he brought himself, from home) instead of twenty year old atari joysticks in a scene, then when it was broadcast the sound editor had added "bleep bloop" sound effects anyway.

    Considering that being functionally literate puts you well ahead of the game in Hollywood to begin with, I can't get that worked up about videogames being poorly represented.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    japan wrote: »
    I wonder if the people who make videogame-themed episodes of non-videogame centric programmes realise how ridiculous they are.

    Paul Rose (aka Mr Biffo) ranted for an entire EDGE column once about how he practically had to threaten murder to get a director to use xbox joypads (which he brought himself, from home) instead of twenty year old atari joysticks in a scene, then when it was broadcast the sound editor had added "bleep bloop" sound effects anyway.
    I've never understood what the problem is.

    It can't be that hard to find someone on staff, someone, who has touched some sort of electronic entertainment medium in the past decade.

    Elendil on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Res wrote: »

    The SVU episode he's talking about also did that.

    So sad, so so sad. I have to admit I only like SVU to oogle Mariska Harigitay and watch Richard Belzer continue on the John Munch character.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Johannen wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    I wonder if the people who make videogame-themed episodes of non-videogame centric programmes realise how ridiculous they are.

    Paul Rose (aka Mr Biffo) ranted for an entire EDGE column once about how he practically had to threaten murder to get a director to use xbox joypads (which he brought himself, from home) instead of twenty year old atari joysticks in a scene, then when it was broadcast the sound editor had added "bleep bloop" sound effects anyway.

    I only read EDGE and GamesTM now, because they're the only gaming magazines anyone should read.

    I stopped buying EDGE once I realised I had more games than I'm probably ever going to play within my lifetime. I don't need to go buying new systems as well.

    I did always enjoy the writing, though.

    japan on
  • ResRes __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2009
    Mariska Hargitay is ugly. What is wrong with you.

    Res on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2009
    Res wrote: »
    Mariska Hargitay is ugly. What is wrong with you.

    I would kill over less.

    Wonder_Hippie on
  • stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Today is a boring day, and the most productive thing I have done is improve the tags on about five albums.

    stilist on
    I poop things on my site and twitter
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited April 2009
    Res wrote: »
    Mariska Hargitay is ugly. What is wrong with you.

    I would kill over less.

    You haven't already?

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Res wrote: »
    Mariska Hargitay is ugly. What is wrong with you.

    You are dumb.

    James on
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    I wonder if the people who make videogame-themed episodes of non-videogame centric programmes realise how ridiculous they are.

    Paul Rose (aka Mr Biffo) ranted for an entire EDGE column once about how he practically had to threaten murder to get a director to use xbox joypads (which he brought himself, from home) instead of twenty year old atari joysticks in a scene, then when it was broadcast the sound editor had added "bleep bloop" sound effects anyway.

    Considering that being functionally literate puts you well ahead of the game in Hollywood to begin with, I can't get that worked up about videogames being poorly represented.

    Paul Rose is a writer for various comedy and children's series, as well as a video games journalist. The scene in question was intended for a young teenage audience, and he couldn't get them to grasp that the system they're playing is an important element of background detail to such an audience.

    Representing it poorly destroys the credibility of the programme as a whole, which must be maddeningly frustrating for a writer.

    japan on
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    buttttts

    pods send me da tunes

    I'm still at work bitch!
    oh
    and this is why you have $ and i dont

    ive just been bumming in my room for 2 hrs

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
  • ResRes __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2009
    I am not dumb. Her face is weirdly shaped.

    Res on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Res wrote: »
    Mariska Hargitay is ugly. What is wrong with you.

    I would kill over less.

    What? What? Get over there with Tard cart.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited April 2009
    James wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Mariska Hargitay is ugly. What is wrong with you.

    You are dumb.

    James loves the Hartigay.

    Johannen on
  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    fractal geometry is so awesome

    Podly on
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Res wrote: »
    I am not dumb. Her face is weirdly shaped.
    Can't it be both

    Elendil on
  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I need to stop being obsessed with the eastern front. At lesat until my 7 hour flight to England in Sept.
    If I wanted to read about the eastern front on the plane, should I just print out a gaggle of Wiki articles, or does anyone have a book they can recommend?

    tyrannus on
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Res wrote: »
    Mariska Hargitay is ugly. What is wrong with you.

    She has a distractingly odd-shaped jaw and always smiles in a manner that suggests she's had botox.

    japan on
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited April 2009
    Johannen wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Mariska Hargitay is ugly. What is wrong with you.

    You are dumb.

    James loves the Hartigay.

    One of my friends in Japan, the first time we hung out we played Guilty Gear and whenever someone would pick a new character he'd giggle and go "Hey look it's Hard Gay!"

    He was an odd one.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Jeez its rare enough for me and Hippy to agree, and you guys ruin the moment by being all tardcart.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • ResRes __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2009
    japan wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Mariska Hargitay is ugly. What is wrong with you.

    She has a distractingly odd-shaped jaw and always smiles in a manner that suggests she's had botox.

    Yes. It's freaking weird.

    Res on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited April 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Jeez its rare enough for me and Hippy to agree, and you guys ruin the moment by being all tardcart.

    HONK HONK!! ME WANT COOKIE DOUGH TO RUB ON MY BUM BUM!!

    Johannen on
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