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Believe me, if that was the only reason they wouldn't fuck me, I'd show them out of my room and 10 seconds later invite them back in to the smell of gasoline, heavily burnt carpet, and sweat (alternately, she comes in and we do it on the bare floor).
I do appreciate that you people feel that the girl would leave and go lesbian, as opposed to going and fucking another man entirely.
But yeah, it's not the carpet that's keeping them out. But this thread isn't about that.
currently i am making moves on this one girl (taking her to sakura blossom thing on saturday if she gets off work)
but there is also a lady in one of my classes who has been rather receptive towards me and i don't know where that is heading
(both of the above have boobs)
then there is a very clingy girl i hang out with that i am 95% sure wants to jump my junk but if i go down that road i may get buried in the rock slide because she is clingy on an intergalactic level
and then today i had this girl who i have no interest in ask me if i did and when i said i was already interested in somebody she said thats not what she asked and that went on and was awkwardddd
Avoid the clingy girl at all costs. Clinginess is the complete opposite of sexiness in a man or a woman, even if you THINK it's cute at first.
Edit: Which you clearly don't.
There are times when I think I'd do pretty damn well with a clingy person, since I can be clingy at times as well.
But then again, clingy just reeks of "effort" which I do not like.
there is clingy "emotionally", which some people can pull off because they genuinely love the other person, and there is clingy "i need to know what you are doing every second of the day and will be pissed off if i don't" which should be confined to a mental institution.
Avoid the clingy girl at all costs. Clinginess is the complete opposite of sexiness in a man or a woman, even if you THINK it's cute at first.
Edit: Which you clearly don't.
There are times when I think I'd do pretty damn well with a clingy person, since I can be clingy at times as well.
But then again, clingy just reeks of "effort" which I do not like.
there is clingy "emotionally", which some people can pull off because they genuinely love the other person, and there is clingy "i need to know what you are doing every second of the day and will be pissed off if i don't" which should be confined to a mental institution.
Well I'd need photos, but like I said - I assume you're 718 or close since you're going to that Sakura Matsuri bullshit. Pass along the sloppy seconds, brother.
and in a stroke of genius they made the main events (traditional japanese ceremonies, music, samurai showcase) at the same time and on the other side of the park as the weeabo events (cosplay and all that shit)
so i don't even have to see those people unless i specifically go over to make fun of them!
good job, parks department
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Avoid the clingy girl at all costs. Clinginess is the complete opposite of sexiness in a man or a woman, even if you THINK it's cute at first.
Edit: Which you clearly don't.
There are times when I think I'd do pretty damn well with a clingy person, since I can be clingy at times as well.
But then again, clingy just reeks of "effort" which I do not like.
there is clingy "emotionally", which some people can pull off because they genuinely love the other person, and there is clingy "i need to know what you are doing every second of the day and will be pissed off if i don't" which should be confined to a mental institution.
Yeah. I mean, there is an understandable degree of what could be defined as cling for some people. Wanting to know your significant other's plans isn't unreasonable, but starting a fight every time you want to go out with your friends without them is ridiculous.
Jokes about getting married are an indicator of the crazy kind, for serious. Or just incredibly pathetic social skills, which is almost worse than crazy.
at least with crazies sometimes the sex is good
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"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Avoid the clingy girl at all costs. Clinginess is the complete opposite of sexiness in a man or a woman, even if you THINK it's cute at first.
Edit: Which you clearly don't.
There are times when I think I'd do pretty damn well with a clingy person, since I can be clingy at times as well.
But then again, clingy just reeks of "effort" which I do not like.
there is clingy "emotionally", which some people can pull off because they genuinely love the other person, and there is clingy "i need to know what you are doing every second of the day and will be pissed off if i don't" which should be confined to a mental institution.
Yeah. I mean, there is an understandable degree of what could be defined as cling for some people. Wanting to know your significant other's plans isn't unreasonable, but starting a fight every time you want to go out with your friends without them is ridiculous.
Jokes about getting married are an indicator of the crazy kind, for serious. Or just incredibly pathetic social skills, which is almost worse than crazy.
at least with crazies sometimes the sex is good
Marriage jokes are ok once you've been with someone for a while, but not the ones that Fari just described.
when that girl was asking me if i was interested with her i really wasn't sure how to handle the situation
so i actually googled it
after marking off a bunch of options because they would be useless, i read "tell her you're interested in someone else", and i thought, well, that sounds reasonable, i mean i am
Avoid the clingy girl at all costs. Clinginess is the complete opposite of sexiness in a man or a woman, even if you THINK it's cute at first.
Edit: Which you clearly don't.
There are times when I think I'd do pretty damn well with a clingy person, since I can be clingy at times as well.
But then again, clingy just reeks of "effort" which I do not like.
there is clingy "emotionally", which some people can pull off because they genuinely love the other person, and there is clingy "i need to know what you are doing every second of the day and will be pissed off if i don't" which should be confined to a mental institution.
Yeah. I mean, there is an understandable degree of what could be defined as cling for some people. Wanting to know your significant other's plans isn't unreasonable, but starting a fight every time you want to go out with your friends without them is ridiculous.
Jokes about getting married are an indicator of the crazy kind, for serious. Or just incredibly pathetic social skills, which is almost worse than crazy.
at least with crazies sometimes the sex is good
I had a friend who was working out the logistics of wearing some sort of body armor during sex so he wouldn't get stabbed.
He saw it in a hentai but the girl he was going to bang was also crazy.
when that girl was asking me if i was interested with her i really wasn't sure how to handle the situation
so i actually googled it
after marking off a bunch of options because they would be useless, i read "tell her you're interested in someone else", and i thought, well, that sounds reasonable, i mean i am
BUT NO, IT DIDN'T WORK
So she asked if you were into her, you said you were into someone else, and she didn't take that as "He's not into me, he's into someone else"?
She's calling for a threeway. I am so proud of you.
when she asked me, i IM'ed my best friend with "GODDAMMIT. I ACTIVATED A TRAP CARD."
cooljammer i am not into her because she goes on dates with creepy 40 year olds
Daddy issues. Hot.
But she does sound a bit creepy. So she accepts that you're into someone else, but doesn't accept that you aren't into her? Wut? I mean, logically, yes, you could like them both. But she asked you if you liked her, and you told her you liked someone else.
As a sounding board for letdowns over the years, that's pretty much a let down. Unless she's playing dumb or something.
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I do appreciate that you people feel that the girl would leave and go lesbian, as opposed to going and fucking another man entirely.
But yeah, it's not the carpet that's keeping them out. But this thread isn't about that.
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let's have a rock talk
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
"And this is your MASTER BEDROOM!"
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There are none.
Ladies, not problems. I'm unfamiliar with this rock talk of which you speak.
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Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Oh yeah. Turns out we could just buy those. Instead of vying for your psychological validation.
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oh necessarily.
beneath the banana suit
I'm just a man
a man
made of bananas
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
there's chiquita, dole, gorillas choice, bannanco
Were you in Chicago the other day?
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
This reminds me of a video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af9LD5UONqw
Probably NSFW if your workplace has a thing against dudes in banana suits on fire.
but there is also a lady in one of my classes who has been rather receptive towards me and i don't know where that is heading
(both of the above have boobs)
then there is a very clingy girl i hang out with that i am 95% sure wants to jump my junk but if i go down that road i may get buried in the rock slide because she is clingy on an intergalactic level
and then today i had this girl who i have no interest in ask me if i did and when i said i was already interested in somebody she said thats not what she asked and that went on and was awkwardddd
man, bitches be crazy
(hoping to look at some boobies soon)
That's not a question. She butchers the English language.
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Calipers and a kitchen scale are needed, along with a notebook to make points.
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=8910391
bro.
im not sure where that came from
i've been having a lot of brainfarts lately
women only complicate the matter
t tweaked: THEY ARE ALL IN ONE AREA CODE
next week i'm supposed to have "research study" with the one from class
:winky:
Edit: Which you clearly don't.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Pass the sloppy seconds along, brother.
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she is so clingy as a friend i actually shudder to think what will happen if i give in to this
in fact it is so bad that
good god
That leaves 3.
It sounds like no.1 is who you should bother with, seeing as you're going to the effort of taking her out and all that...?
LOGIC
There are times when I think I'd do pretty damn well with a clingy person, since I can be clingy at times as well.
But then again, clingy just reeks of "effort" which I do not like.
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break her heart and write a gay book about it
Well I'd need photos, but like I said - I assume you're 718 or close since you're going to that Sakura Matsuri bullshit. Pass along the sloppy seconds, brother.
edit: I'm only half kidding.
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it's really beautiful
and in a stroke of genius they made the main events (traditional japanese ceremonies, music, samurai showcase) at the same time and on the other side of the park as the weeabo events (cosplay and all that shit)
so i don't even have to see those people unless i specifically go over to make fun of them!
good job, parks department
Yeah. I mean, there is an understandable degree of what could be defined as cling for some people. Wanting to know your significant other's plans isn't unreasonable, but starting a fight every time you want to go out with your friends without them is ridiculous.
Jokes about getting married are an indicator of the crazy kind, for serious. Or just incredibly pathetic social skills, which is almost worse than crazy.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Marriage jokes are ok once you've been with someone for a while, but not the ones that Fari just described.
when that girl was asking me if i was interested with her i really wasn't sure how to handle the situation
so i actually googled it
after marking off a bunch of options because they would be useless, i read "tell her you're interested in someone else", and i thought, well, that sounds reasonable, i mean i am
BUT NO, IT DIDN'T WORK
I had a friend who was working out the logistics of wearing some sort of body armor during sex so he wouldn't get stabbed.
He saw it in a hentai but the girl he was going to bang was also crazy.
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So she asked if you were into her, you said you were into someone else, and she didn't take that as "He's not into me, he's into someone else"?
She's calling for a threeway. I am so proud of you.
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when she asked me, i IM'ed my best friend with "GODDAMMIT. I ACTIVATED A TRAP CARD."
cooljammer i am not into her because she goes on dates with creepy 40 year olds
And the only suit in the closet is my Calvin Klein navy pinstrip suit.
Daddy issues. Hot.
But she does sound a bit creepy. So she accepts that you're into someone else, but doesn't accept that you aren't into her? Wut? I mean, logically, yes, you could like them both. But she asked you if you liked her, and you told her you liked someone else.
As a sounding board for letdowns over the years, that's pretty much a let down. Unless she's playing dumb or something.
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