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Roomwhores: 2009 Edition

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  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Believe me, if that was the only reason they wouldn't fuck me, I'd show them out of my room and 10 seconds later invite them back in to the smell of gasoline, heavily burnt carpet, and sweat (alternately, she comes in and we do it on the bare floor).

    I do appreciate that you people feel that the girl would leave and go lesbian, as opposed to going and fucking another man entirely.

    But yeah, it's not the carpet that's keeping them out. But this thread isn't about that.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Cooljammer tell me of your problems with the ladies

    let's have a rock talk

    #pipe on
  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    This is the room with Electricity.

    Only it's got too much electricity so I don't know, you might want to wear a hat.

    "And this is your MASTER BEDROOM!"

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  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    Cooljammer tell me of your problems with the ladies

    let's have a rock talk

    There are none.

    Ladies, not problems. I'm unfamiliar with this rock talk of which you speak.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    don't you want a banana sticker?

    #pipe on
  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    don't you want a banana sticker?

    Oh yeah. Turns out we could just buy those. Instead of vying for your psychological validation.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    pipe want to hear about my lady situation

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  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I've got problems baring my soul to a man in a banana suit.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    pipe want to hear about my lady situation

    oh necessarily.

    beneath the banana suit

    I'm just a man

    a man

    made of bananas

    #pipe on
  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    don't you want a banana sticker?

    there's chiquita, dole, gorillas choice, bannanco

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    pipe want to hear about my lady situation

    oh necessarily.

    beneath the banana suit

    I'm just a man

    a man

    made of bananas

    Were you in Chicago the other day?
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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I've got problems baring my soul to a man in a banana suit.

    This reminds me of a video:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af9LD5UONqw

    Probably NSFW if your workplace has a thing against dudes in banana suits on fire.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    pipe want to hear about my lady situation

    oh necessarily.

    beneath the banana suit

    I'm just a man

    a man

    made of bananas
    currently i am making moves on this one girl (taking her to sakura blossom thing on saturday if she gets off work)

    but there is also a lady in one of my classes who has been rather receptive towards me and i don't know where that is heading

    (both of the above have boobs)

    then there is a very clingy girl i hang out with that i am 95% sure wants to jump my junk but if i go down that road i may get buried in the rock slide because she is clingy on an intergalactic level

    and then today i had this girl who i have no interest in ask me if i did and when i said i was already interested in somebody she said thats not what she asked and that went on and was awkwardddd

    man, bitches be crazy

    (hoping to look at some boobies soon)

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  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    She just asked you "did you"?

    That's not a question. She butchers the English language.

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    The solution is to compare boobies and go with the best set.

    Calipers and a kitchen scale are needed, along with a notebook to make points.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    just so we're clear, Plight of the Clownana is the best video involving a banana

    http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=8910391

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Alternatively: a hoe for each area code.

    bro.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    She just asked you "did you"?

    That's not a question. She butchers the English language.
    "if i had interest in her"

    im not sure where that came from

    i've been having a lot of brainfarts lately

    women only complicate the matter

    t tweaked: THEY ARE ALL IN ONE AREA CODE

    :(

    :(

    :(

    next week i'm supposed to have "research study" with the one from class

    :winky:

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Avoid the clingy girl at all costs. Clinginess is the complete opposite of sexiness in a man or a woman, even if you THINK it's cute at first.

    Edit: Which you clearly don't.

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
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  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    You're what, 718?

    Pass the sloppy seconds along, brother.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    oh i know

    she is so clingy as a friend i actually shudder to think what will happen if i give in to this

    in fact it is so bad that
    she makes jokes about us getting married and then stares at me

    good god

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Well I think given the facts presented, the wise choice would be to drop the crazy, that will be no good if things don't work out.

    That leaves 3.

    It sounds like no.1 is who you should bother with, seeing as you're going to the effort of taking her out and all that...?

    LOGIC

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  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Avoid the clingy girl at all costs. Clinginess is the complete opposite of sexiness in a man or a woman, even if you THINK it's cute at first.

    Edit: Which you clearly don't.

    There are times when I think I'd do pretty damn well with a clingy person, since I can be clingy at times as well.

    But then again, clingy just reeks of "effort" which I do not like.

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    oh i know

    she is so clingy as a friend i actually shudder to think what will happen if i give in to this

    in fact it is so bad that
    she makes jokes about us getting married and then stares at me

    good god

    break her heart and write a gay book about it

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Avoid the clingy girl at all costs. Clinginess is the complete opposite of sexiness in a man or a woman, even if you THINK it's cute at first.

    Edit: Which you clearly don't.

    There are times when I think I'd do pretty damn well with a clingy person, since I can be clingy at times as well.

    But then again, clingy just reeks of "effort" which I do not like.
    there is clingy "emotionally", which some people can pull off because they genuinely love the other person, and there is clingy "i need to know what you are doing every second of the day and will be pissed off if i don't" which should be confined to a mental institution.

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  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Avoid the clingy girl at all costs. Clinginess is the complete opposite of sexiness in a man or a woman, even if you THINK it's cute at first.

    Edit: Which you clearly don't.

    There are times when I think I'd do pretty damn well with a clingy person, since I can be clingy at times as well.

    But then again, clingy just reeks of "effort" which I do not like.
    there is clingy "emotionally", which some people can pull off because they genuinely love the other person, and there is clingy "i need to know what you are doing every second of the day and will be pissed off if i don't" which should be confined to a mental institution.

    Well I'd need photos, but like I said - I assume you're 718 or close since you're going to that Sakura Matsuri bullshit. Pass along the sloppy seconds, brother.

    edit: I'm only half kidding.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    why is it bullshit

    it's really beautiful

    and in a stroke of genius they made the main events (traditional japanese ceremonies, music, samurai showcase) at the same time and on the other side of the park as the weeabo events (cosplay and all that shit)

    so i don't even have to see those people unless i specifically go over to make fun of them!

    good job, parks department

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Avoid the clingy girl at all costs. Clinginess is the complete opposite of sexiness in a man or a woman, even if you THINK it's cute at first.

    Edit: Which you clearly don't.

    There are times when I think I'd do pretty damn well with a clingy person, since I can be clingy at times as well.

    But then again, clingy just reeks of "effort" which I do not like.
    there is clingy "emotionally", which some people can pull off because they genuinely love the other person, and there is clingy "i need to know what you are doing every second of the day and will be pissed off if i don't" which should be confined to a mental institution.

    Yeah. I mean, there is an understandable degree of what could be defined as cling for some people. Wanting to know your significant other's plans isn't unreasonable, but starting a fight every time you want to go out with your friends without them is ridiculous.

    Jokes about getting married are an indicator of the crazy kind, for serious. Or just incredibly pathetic social skills, which is almost worse than crazy.
    at least with crazies sometimes the sex is good

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Avoid the clingy girl at all costs. Clinginess is the complete opposite of sexiness in a man or a woman, even if you THINK it's cute at first.

    Edit: Which you clearly don't.

    There are times when I think I'd do pretty damn well with a clingy person, since I can be clingy at times as well.

    But then again, clingy just reeks of "effort" which I do not like.
    there is clingy "emotionally", which some people can pull off because they genuinely love the other person, and there is clingy "i need to know what you are doing every second of the day and will be pissed off if i don't" which should be confined to a mental institution.

    Yeah. I mean, there is an understandable degree of what could be defined as cling for some people. Wanting to know your significant other's plans isn't unreasonable, but starting a fight every time you want to go out with your friends without them is ridiculous.

    Jokes about getting married are an indicator of the crazy kind, for serious. Or just incredibly pathetic social skills, which is almost worse than crazy.
    at least with crazies sometimes the sex is good

    Marriage jokes are ok once you've been with someone for a while, but not the ones that Fari just described.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    you wanna know something hilarious

    when that girl was asking me if i was interested with her i really wasn't sure how to handle the situation

    so i actually googled it

    after marking off a bunch of options because they would be useless, i read "tell her you're interested in someone else", and i thought, well, that sounds reasonable, i mean i am

    BUT NO, IT DIDN'T WORK

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Oh so it wasn't in person.

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  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Avoid the clingy girl at all costs. Clinginess is the complete opposite of sexiness in a man or a woman, even if you THINK it's cute at first.

    Edit: Which you clearly don't.

    There are times when I think I'd do pretty damn well with a clingy person, since I can be clingy at times as well.

    But then again, clingy just reeks of "effort" which I do not like.
    there is clingy "emotionally", which some people can pull off because they genuinely love the other person, and there is clingy "i need to know what you are doing every second of the day and will be pissed off if i don't" which should be confined to a mental institution.

    Yeah. I mean, there is an understandable degree of what could be defined as cling for some people. Wanting to know your significant other's plans isn't unreasonable, but starting a fight every time you want to go out with your friends without them is ridiculous.

    Jokes about getting married are an indicator of the crazy kind, for serious. Or just incredibly pathetic social skills, which is almost worse than crazy.
    at least with crazies sometimes the sex is good

    I had a friend who was working out the logistics of wearing some sort of body armor during sex so he wouldn't get stabbed.

    He saw it in a hentai but the girl he was going to bang was also crazy.

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  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    you wanna know something hilarious

    when that girl was asking me if i was interested with her i really wasn't sure how to handle the situation

    so i actually googled it

    after marking off a bunch of options because they would be useless, i read "tell her you're interested in someone else", and i thought, well, that sounds reasonable, i mean i am

    BUT NO, IT DIDN'T WORK

    So she asked if you were into her, you said you were into someone else, and she didn't take that as "He's not into me, he's into someone else"?

    She's calling for a threeway. I am so proud of you.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Oh so it wasn't in person.
    nah, over gtalk, thankfully

    when she asked me, i IM'ed my best friend with "GODDAMMIT. I ACTIVATED A TRAP CARD."

    cooljammer i am not into her because she goes on dates with creepy 40 year olds

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I think I might make a Photosynth of my room. Thats better than just 3 pictures, you fuckers can explore my room on your own.


    And the only suit in the closet is my Calvin Klein navy pinstrip suit.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    cynic we don't want to explore your foxhole

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I said I'd let you explore my room, not my foxhole.

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  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Oh so it wasn't in person.
    nah, over gtalk, thankfully

    when she asked me, i IM'ed my best friend with "GODDAMMIT. I ACTIVATED A TRAP CARD."

    cooljammer i am not into her because she goes on dates with creepy 40 year olds

    Daddy issues. Hot.

    But she does sound a bit creepy. So she accepts that you're into someone else, but doesn't accept that you aren't into her? Wut? I mean, logically, yes, you could like them both. But she asked you if you liked her, and you told her you liked someone else.

    As a sounding board for letdowns over the years, that's pretty much a let down. Unless she's playing dumb or something.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    you type things but all i see is chuck winking at me

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