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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Cornify.com is not as horrifying as it could have been

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    LockedOnTargetLockedOnTarget Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Isn't kind of the point of video games/graphics in general to make it so you don't have to use your imagination? I mean older games didn't have less realistic graphics because gaming was about imagination time, it was just hardware restraints. Reading a book is about using your imagination, but video games? Not really. They're a visual, audio experience, like movies and TV.

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    Man when the fuck is Episode 3 coming out?

    Sometime next year, I hope.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Fishman wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Heya Fishman, how's it going?

    Not bad. Building a new development PC for my new project. Lots of time while things install.

    How are you?

    Alright. Just chilling at home, waiting for Rachel to be done with work so I can go pick her up.

    I really want to get some more of that HFCS-free Pepsi, but I don't feel like driving all over the place looking for somewhere that sells it either.

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Pinball wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Well, here's the script that's doing it

    Specifically this part
    (function(b){var d=[],c="38,38,40,40,37,39,37,39,66,65";
b(document).keydown(function(f){d.push(f.keyCode);
if(d.toString().indexOf(c)>=0){b(document).unbind("keydown",arguments.callee);
b.getScript("http://www.cornify.com/js/cornify.js",function(){cornify_add();
b(document).keydown(cornify_add)

    I'm tempted to visit this cornify website

    You go ahead and relate to us your experiences

    It appears to be a service by which someone can get unicorns and rainbows on demand by putting that code in their website

    But it mentions nothing about a Konami code activation which means they must have added that in themselves

    How strange!

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    zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    Man when the fuck is Episode 3 coming out?

    never

    seriously though the earliest will be late next year

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited April 2009
    your mom has to use her imagination

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    We all should chip in and get the OP a Magnovox Odyssey with all those fancy overlays.

    He will wet his fucking pants with excitement.

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    Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Knob wrote: »
    your mom has to use her imagination

    there's just no way to counter this

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    zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    to imagine her son isn't a failure at life

    (1 hour until chuck finale)

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    Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Are you sure you have to actually enter in the code?

    It's probably simpler than that

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    My imagination is engaged all the fucking time in games. You wonder and imagine what the consequences of a planned action are going to be, or try to imagine what would have happened if you'd made choices differently, taken the left path instead of the right, you get a key piece of information revealed to you that sheds new light on earlier events so you imagine what other pieces of story might not be what they seem to be and this whole fucking thread is dumb because the op is a swine faggot.

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    swine faggots: the little known origin of the HIV Swine flu?

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    Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    My imagination is engaged all the fucking time in games. You wonder and imagine what the consequences of a planned action are going to be, or try to imagine what would have happened if you'd made choices differently, taken the left path instead of the right, you get a key piece of information revealed to you that sheds new light on earlier events so you imagine what other pieces of story might not be what they seem to be and this whole fucking thread is dumb because the op is a swine faggot.

    i don't think that's the sort of imagination he was talking about

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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Pinball wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Well, here's the script that's doing it

    Specifically this part
    (function(b){var d=[],c=[COLOR="Yellow"][B]"38,38,40,40,37,39,37,39,66,65"[/B][/COLOR];
b(document).keydown(function(f){d.push(f.keyCode);
if(d.toString().indexOf(c)>=0){b(document).unbind("keydown",arguments.callee);
b.getScript("http://www.cornify.com/js/cornify.js",function(){cornify_add();
b(document).keydown(cornify_add)

    I'm tempted to visit this cornify website

    You go ahead and relate to us your experiences

    It appears to be a service by which someone can get unicorns and rainbows on demand by putting that code in their website

    But it mentions nothing about a Konami code activation which means they must have added that in themselves

    How strange!

    No, the code is right there in the script. Bolded for you.

    edit: also highlighted.

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    My imagination is engaged all the fucking time in games. You wonder and imagine what the consequences of a planned action are going to be, or try to imagine what would have happened if you'd made choices differently, taken the left path instead of the right, you get a key piece of information revealed to you that sheds new light on earlier events so you imagine what other pieces of story might not be what they seem to be and this whole fucking thread is dumb because the op is a swine faggot.

    Is he the dirty bitch that is passing around that pig flu?

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    NH03 wrote: »
    I actually had this stance way before nintendo. Back when sega started making 3d sonic games. I asked myself, if sonic games are really made for 2d, why are they making 3d ones that are horrible?

    Just like 3d megaman games.

    you shut your stupid whore mouth megaman legends is fucking awesome

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    My imagination is engaged all the fucking time in games. You wonder and imagine what the consequences of a planned action are going to be, or try to imagine what would have happened if you'd made choices differently, taken the left path instead of the right, you get a key piece of information revealed to you that sheds new light on earlier events so you imagine what other pieces of story might not be what they seem to be and this whole fucking thread is dumb because the op is a swine faggot.

    Hey that sounds exactly what it was like for me playing Second Sight

    Second Sight: Greatest game ever made

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    swine faggot is now my newest favorite term

    pass it around

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    TasteicleTasteicle Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Life was so much better back when everything was in 1 dimension

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    Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Oh, I don't know code so I didn't know what that all meant

    That's pretty goddamn weird.

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    swine faggot is now my newest favorite term

    pass it around
    pass it around?

    So it is the origin of the swine flu!

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Second Sight:

    "So he's time traveling or something, I think"

    "John

    This is not the present"

    OH FUCK

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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Fishman wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Pinball wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Well, here's the script that's doing it

    Specifically this part
    (function(b){var d=[],c=[COLOR="Yellow"][B]"38,38,40,40,37,39,37,39,66,65"[/B][/COLOR];
b(document).keydown(function(f){d.push(f.keyCode);
if(d.toString().indexOf(c)>=0){b(document).unbind("keydown",arguments.callee);
b.getScript("http://www.cornify.com/js/cornify.js",function(){cornify_add();
b(document).keydown(cornify_add)

    I'm tempted to visit this cornify website

    You go ahead and relate to us your experiences

    It appears to be a service by which someone can get unicorns and rainbows on demand by putting that code in their website

    But it mentions nothing about a Konami code activation which means they must have added that in themselves

    How strange!

    No, the code is right there in the script. Bolded for you.

    edit: also highlighted.

    Oh wait, I see what you were saying.

    Yes, the ESPN script puts the cornify script in a wrapper function. It only calls the Cornify script once the code has been entered, as I highlighted.

    I can read the code, but me fail english comprehension.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I wish I could replay Omikron: The Nomad Soul again for the first time.

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    PinballPinball Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Forever Zefiro wrote: »
    Are you sure you have to actually enter in the code?

    It's probably simpler than that

    Nope, it right there in the JavaScript, in the var d=[],c="38,38,40,40,37,39,37,39,66,65"; part

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Man, I should really reinstall JA2.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Well, here's the script that's doing it

    Specifically this part
    (function(b){var d=[],c="38,38,40,40,37,39,37,39,66,65";
b(document).keydown(function(f){d.push(f.keyCode);
if(d.toString().indexOf(c)>=0){b(document).unbind("keydown",arguments.callee);
b.getScript("http://www.cornify.com/js/cornify.js",function(){cornify_add();
b(document).keydown(cornify_add)

    ALSO TOSSROCK YOU ARE BACK

    I ACTUALLY SAW YOU POSTING LIKE A FEW DAYS AGO BUT I HAVEN'T BEEN ONLINE MUCH SO I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO SAY HELLO

    WELCOME BACK DUDE

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    I wish I could replay Omikron: The Nomad Soul again for the first time.

    Man that was the most pimp and flawed game in history. The Bowie song in the beginning and learning how to switch bodies.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    ok done posting time to play WAR and have a slice of homemade pumpkin bread

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Rolo wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Well, here's the script that's doing it

    Specifically this part
    (function(b){var d=[],c="38,38,40,40,37,39,37,39,66,65";
b(document).keydown(function(f){d.push(f.keyCode);
if(d.toString().indexOf(c)>=0){b(document).unbind("keydown",arguments.callee);
b.getScript("http://www.cornify.com/js/cornify.js",function(){cornify_add();
b(document).keydown(cornify_add)

    ALSO TOSSROCK YOU ARE BACK

    I ACTUALLY SAW YOU POSTING LIKE A FEW DAYS AGO BUT I HAVEN'T BEEN ONLINE MUCH SO I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO SAY HELLO

    WELCOME BACK DUDE

    Hey Rolo! Good to be back

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Hi the tossrocks

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    NH03 wrote: »
    Here's an example, Half life 2 started using physics in its games because it used them as a gameplay device, which to a lesser extent, worked. Everyone wanted it now, even though it arguably wasn't that great.

    A game which also came out around that time named dues ex 2 didnt use physics and was automatically conned a bad game. Fast forward to 2008, there isn't a game around that doesnt use physics in one way or another because the game that had it first was popular.

    man quake 3's physics are right the fuck on too

    if you jump consecutively you can move faster, and if you tilt your head side to side at the time time you can haul ass

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    bunny-hopping is how I stayed on my school's track team for so long.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Hi the tossrocks

    :x

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    People have been having some hilariously bad opinions as of late. Keep up the good work

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Based on the OP, I think we can safely say that video games makes retarded children.

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Ness445 wrote: »
    bunny-hopping is how I stayed on my school's track team for so long.

    if you fire a rocket at your feet while simultaneously jumping, not only will you not die, but you'll be hurtled through the air and land safely on your feet, only losing about 1/3 of your health condition

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    tugga wrote: »
    Ness445 wrote: »
    bunny-hopping is how I stayed on my school's track team for so long.

    if you fire a rocket at your feet while simultaneously jumping, not only will you not die, but you'll be hurtled through the air and land safely on your feet, only losing about 1/3 of your health condition
    how do you think I got these golds in the long jump comp, bucko?

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    DsmartDsmart Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Gentlemen


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    We have arrived

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