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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    japan wrote: »

    Weeaboo!

    Also, Declan looks rather.... feminine.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    You can't stay mad at the Hessians. Trust me, their dialect is waaay too funny.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    I've never met a Hessian, most likely


    but I reserve the right to hate them on a historical basis.

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    The CatThe Cat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Frosteey wrote: »
    japan wrote: »

    It's pretty much the worst thing on the planet.

    awesome.

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    EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Echo wrote: »
    Oh, is it that time of year when you celebrate a bunch of terrorists that founded a country?

    That's freedom fighter to you, jerkface.

    End on
    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    End wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Oh, is it that time of year when you celebrate a bunch of terrorists that founded a country?

    That's freedom fighter to you, sir.

    They didn't spread terror.


    They spread love.


    I hail from a country founded by loverists.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2009
    I just showed a 35mm print of The Empire Strikes Back (97 SE) to a crowd of 600+ in a beer theater for charity, accompanied by the 501st Legion, Cloud City Garrison.

    Laurelhurst?

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    You're just upset France liked us better


    sometimes


    late at night


    France tells us how lame Britain is


    France and the U.S. giggles at Britain.

    Then we have sex.

    This is the after the sex. France tells about it's former on/off relationship with Britain, and how silly Britain looked naked


    America and France giggle at the vivid image and drift off to sleep, confident in their beauty and power.


    Britain sulks.

    Germany watches with binoculars.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Anecdote: Back when the SE of The Empire Strikes Back was in cinemas, the German dub had a faulty audio track and Darth Vader had quite the lisp.
    It was funny and sad at the same time.

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    poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    japan wrote: »
    Coldred wrote: »
    japan wrote: »

    Is that, is that, blackface?

    I think, sort of. It appears to be based on an Asian stereotype of what Westerners look like, or something.

    Yamamba? Gangurou? Not really much to do with anything western - just crazy tanning and weird make-up.

    And it's so very 1999.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Elki wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    You're just upset France liked us better


    sometimes


    late at night


    France tells us how lame Britain is


    France and the U.S. giggles at Britain.

    Then we have sex.

    This is the after the sex. France tells about it's former on/off relationship with Britain, and how silly Britain looked naked


    America and France giggle at the vivid image and drift off to sleep, confident in their beauty and power.


    Britain sulks.

    Germany watches with binoculars.

    This man knows his geopolitics.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2009
    Cat!

    I haven't been seeing you around.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Yeah, Cat came back when J and I forget who else were having a strange argument about the purpose of the vagina.

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited July 2009
    Ha, now I feel like making a thread about woowoo medicine.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMGIbOGu8q0

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    The CatThe Cat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Elki wrote: »
    Cat!

    I haven't been seeing you around.
    Herro! I've been distracted. House hunting, mostly. Soon, I will be rid of the three hour work commute...

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    The CatThe Cat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Yeah, Cat came back when J and I forget who else were having a strange argument about the purpose of the vagina.
    Coincidence, but a pretty funny one.

    There hasn't been much to pique my interest here lately, and some of the new regs freak me out.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Oh yeah?

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2009
    The Cat wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Cat!

    I haven't been seeing you around.
    Herro! I've been distracted. House hunting, mostly. Soon, I will be rid of the three hour work commute...

    I've developed a 30 year old friend named Kat; she's all about "mother earth" and being green, but she's also really cool and a kickass dancer. And has a sister my age who is really hot.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    I hope I can get some of that Europepean stuff on Netflix.

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    yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I think I might have just acquired a second friend.

    :D

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited July 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I hope I can get some of that Europepean stuff on Netflix.

    Unamerican activities

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    The CatThe Cat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Elki wrote: »
    The Cat wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Cat!

    I haven't been seeing you around.
    Herro! I've been distracted. House hunting, mostly. Soon, I will be rid of the three hour work commute...

    I've developed a 30 year old friend named Kat; she's all about "mother earth" and being green, but she's also really cool and a kickass dancer. And has a sister my age who is really hot.
    Your dancing is taking you places! With style.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Echo wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I hope I can get some of that Europepean stuff on Netflix.

    Unamerican activities

    Mitchell and Webb isn't available for instant viewing!


    D:


    I guess I'll settle for Red Dwarf or the Office or something

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2009
    Cat, did you get to see my pic with Doc?

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Bleh, I'm soaking wet.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2009
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Bleh, I'm soaking wet.

    That's what she said!

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Elki wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Bleh, I'm soaking wet.

    That's what she said!

    Yeah, but she's not as hot as me!
    :(

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Bleh, I'm soaking wet.

    Did all the rain finally reach you?

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Bleh, I'm soaking wet.

    Did all the rain finally reach you?

    It did yesterday*. Today we're 30°C and upwards. Humidity, ahoy!

    *so bad, two people died.

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I am drenched in sweat from walking to the shops and back.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    japan wrote: »
    I am drenched in sweat from walking to the shops and back.

    You and me... brothers in sweat.

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    The CatThe Cat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Elki wrote: »
    Cat, did you get to see my pic with Doc?
    I did, it was awesome :D

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    RichardTauberRichardTauber Kvlt Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    1
    You ancient, you free, you mountainous North
    You quiet, you joyful beauty!
    I greet you, most beautiful land upon earth,
    /:Your sun, Your sky, Your meadows green.:/

    2
    You throne upon memories of great olden days,
    When honored your name flew over the world,
    I know that you are and will be as you were,
    /: Yes, I want to live I want to die in the North :/


    edit: fuck those "additional verses"

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    DarkCrawlerDarkCrawler Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    AMERICA

    FUCK YEAH

    America has too many cool presidents though. Most countries have like one badass, two if they are lucky. Finland had this guy:

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    and this guy

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    America, on the other hand, had this guy

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    and this guy

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    this crazy bastard too

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    and this dude freed the slaves

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    this motherfucker right here

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    puttin' the "Cool" in "Coolidge"

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    Kicking dictator ass from wheelchair

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    Getting more tail then any other president evar

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    This fella

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    Can't forget the newest either:

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    Shit, your monopoly on badass world leaders is too much, there has to be like fifteen guys I forgot to name out there. I mean, take England, they have a thousand years on you but how many absolute badass kings and queens or whatever you could name just like that?

    Not complaining, just, you know...share a bit.

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited July 2009
    puttin' the "Cool" in "Coolidge"

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    One of my favorite presidential anecdotes: apparently, Coolidge was nicknamed "Silent Cal." He had a reputation for being very quiet and introspective. So one night some drunk woman comes up to him at party and says "Mister President, I have a bet going with my lady friends that I can get you to say more than two words to me." He looks at her for a second and then says "You lose."

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    DarkCrawlerDarkCrawler Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Coolidge was both the most negative and remote of Presidents, and the most accessible. He once explained to Bernard Baruch why he often sat silently through interviews: "Well, Baruch, many times I say only 'yes' or 'no' to people. Even that is too much. It winds them up for twenty minutes more."

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Seeing as how this is the first July 4th with a non-white president, could we maybe blow something up for reals?

    Like, just one of the uninhabited islands in the Pacific?

    Just like, bomb the hell out of it?

    I would like that, lots.

    Thanks America,

    Kag

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    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    Venkman90Venkman90 Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Wait, being sexed up with the French is a good thing now?

    Didn't you guys rename foodstuffs just to get at them? Freedom Fries wasn't it?

    I don't remember no Freedom Breakfast Tea, Freedom Crumpets or renaming your most spoken language Freedom...
    Oh and when the lease runs out we want it back as we left it

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited July 2009
    Coolidge sounds like President Me From High School. It's kind of charming.

    In other news, I just started reading the Palin thread and I am utterly baffled as to why KingLampshade even exists at this point.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Venkman90 wrote: »
    Wait, being sexed up with the French is a good thing now?

    Didn't you guys rename foodstuffs just to get at them? Freedom Fries wasn't it?

    I don't remember no Freedom Breakfast Tea, Freedom Crumpets or renaming your most spoken language Freedom...
    Oh and when the lease runs out we want it back as we left it

    Toby Keith's bar and grill still has the fries labeled 'freedom fries'.

    Which made me giggle.

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