Its Scouts mom, BLU Spy didn't know Scout was actually RED Spy.
[tiny]Unless BLU Spy was really RED Spy all along using the dead ringer, and he silently killed scout at the end offscreen, and the woman is actually the announcer, who moonlights as pyro, and is scout's mom, and scout's 8 siblings are actually the rest of the cast, each having a different father and...
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Its Scouts mom, BLU Spy didn't know Scout was actually RED Spy.
[tiny]Unless BLU Spy was really RED Spy all along using the dead ringer, and he silently killed scout at the end offscreen, and the woman is actually the announcer, who moonlights as pyro, and is scout's mom, and scout's 8 siblings are actually the rest of the cast, each having a different father and...
Because people are idiots and Valve is trolling/egging them on.
What's even crazier, is the scout isn't even a scout, it's a spy. So who's mom is it!? O_O
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNN
it's the scouts mom, the spy just killed the scout. STUPID
I doubt Red Spy killed Scout... Scout's just having a lazy day/sleep in/was knocked out. He could very well kill the offspring of the woman he's sleeping with now could he?
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This disproves that the scout is the son of the red spy. Why would he kill his own son? Unless the scout is in on it........
Because people are idiots and Valve is trolling/egging them on.
What's even crazier, is the scout isn't even a scout, it's a spy. So who's mom is it!? O_O
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNN
it's the scouts mom, the spy just killed the scout. STUPID
I doubt Red Spy killed Scout... Scout's just having a lazy day/sleep in/was knocked out. He could very well kill the offspring of the woman he's sleeping with now could he?
The Scout was clearly off doing infomercials on the Slap Chop.
They'll never actually reveal it. End of Meet the Pyro they'll have the pyro pick up the charred scraps of a polaroid and mutter 'mfff mmmmfft hrrrmmft' to the same beat as when the Red Spy did at the end of the Meet the spy.
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Because people are idiots and Valve is trolling/egging them on.
What's even crazier, is the scout isn't even a scout, it's a spy. So who's mom is it!? O_O
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNN
it's the scouts mom, the spy just killed the scout. STUPID
I doubt Red Spy killed Scout... Scout's just having a lazy day/sleep in/was knocked out. He could very well kill the offspring of the woman he's sleeping with now could he?
The Scout was clearly off doing infomercials on the Slap Chop.
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thinks there's a resemblence
They'll never actually reveal it. End of Meet the Pyro they'll have the pyro pick up the charred scraps of a polaroid and mutter 'mfff mmmmfft hrrrmmft' to the same beat as when the Red Spy did at the end of the Meet the spy.
I'm hoping that "Meet The Pyro" is a Rashomon-inspired series of interviews with the other Red team members giving their mutually contradictory and increasingly odd opinions on the Pyro's origin and who or what the Pyro is.
The last scene should be the Red Spy about to reveal all when the Blue Pryo sets him on fire.
They'll never actually reveal it. End of Meet the Pyro they'll have the pyro pick up the charred scraps of a polaroid and mutter 'mfff mmmmfft hrrrmmft' to the same beat as when the Red Spy did at the end of the Meet the spy.
I'm hoping that "Meet The Pyro" is a Rashomon-inspired series of interviews with the other Red team members giving their mutually contradictory and increasingly odd opinions on the Pyro's origin and who or what the Pyro is.
The last scene should be the Red Spy about to reveal all when the Blue Pryo sets him on fire.
They'll never actually reveal it. End of Meet the Pyro they'll have the pyro pick up the charred scraps of a polaroid and mutter 'mfff mmmmfft hrrrmmft' to the same beat as when the Red Spy did at the end of the Meet the spy.
I'm hoping that "Meet The Pyro" is a Rashomon-inspired series of interviews with the other Red team members giving their mutually contradictory and increasingly odd opinions on the Pyro's origin and who or what the Pyro is.
The last scene should be the Red Spy about to reveal all when the Blue Pryo sets him on fire.
Some say he naturally faces magnetic north, and that all of his legs are hydraulic... all we know is, he's called the Pyro.
They'll never actually reveal it. End of Meet the Pyro they'll have the pyro pick up the charred scraps of a polaroid and mutter 'mfff mmmmfft hrrrmmft' to the same beat as when the Red Spy did at the end of the Meet the spy.
I'm hoping that "Meet The Pyro" is a Rashomon-inspired series of interviews with the other Red team members giving their mutually contradictory and increasingly odd opinions on the Pyro's origin and who or what the Pyro is.
The last scene should be the Red Spy about to reveal all when the Blue Pryo sets him on fire.
Some say he naturally faces magnetic north, and that all of his legs are hydraulic... all we know is, he's called the Pyro.
Some say that if the Pyro took off his mask all we would see is a barcode, and that fifty years ago he introduced Princess Elizabeth to a greek racialist. All we know....
Because people are idiots and Valve is trolling/egging them on.
What's even crazier, is the scout isn't even a scout, it's a spy. So who's mom is it!? O_O
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNN
it's the scouts mom, the spy just killed the scout. STUPID
I doubt Red Spy killed Scout... Scout's just having a lazy day/sleep in/was knocked out. He couldn't very well kill the offspring of the woman he's sleeping with now could he?
Just because I'm fucking your mom doesn't make you my son.
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They'll never actually reveal it. End of Meet the Pyro they'll have the pyro pick up the charred scraps of a polaroid and mutter 'mfff mmmmfft hrrrmmft' to the same beat as when the Red Spy did at the end of the Meet the spy.
I'm hoping that "Meet The Pyro" is a Rashomon-inspired series of interviews with the other Red team members giving their mutually contradictory and increasingly odd opinions on the Pyro's origin and who or what the Pyro is.
The last scene should be the Red Spy about to reveal all when the Blue Pryo sets him on fire.
Some say he naturally faces magnetic north, and that all of his legs are hydraulic... all we know is, he's called the Pyro.
Some say that if the Pyro took off his mask all we would see is a barcode, and that fifty years ago he introduced Princess Elizabeth to a greek racialist. All we know....
Some say the Pyro is a spirit from the nether. Trapped in the suit, it sustains its form by feeding on the hopes and fears of mankind.
They'll never actually reveal it. End of Meet the Pyro they'll have the pyro pick up the charred scraps of a polaroid and mutter 'mfff mmmmfft hrrrmmft' to the same beat as when the Red Spy did at the end of the Meet the spy.
I'm hoping that "Meet The Pyro" is a Rashomon-inspired series of interviews with the other Red team members giving their mutually contradictory and increasingly odd opinions on the Pyro's origin and who or what the Pyro is.
The last scene should be the Red Spy about to reveal all when the Blue Pryo sets him on fire.
I'm thinking if (s)he does talk, they should either...
a.) give him/her subtitles, that shows the pyro as an intellegent, cultured idividual, or at least, perfectly understood by the guy doing the subtitles...
i.e.: (spoilered for size)
b.) have one of the other team members "translate" for the pyro, and have the pyro's gestures be extremely off compared to the translation...
I'd have an example, but I can't find the scene from the Richard Pyor Show where the sound bite was "lost" and the same thing basicly happened, or some similar media.
They'll never actually reveal it. End of Meet the Pyro they'll have the pyro pick up the charred scraps of a polaroid and mutter 'mfff mmmmfft hrrrmmft' to the same beat as when the Red Spy did at the end of the Meet the spy.
I'm hoping that "Meet The Pyro" is a Rashomon-inspired series of interviews with the other Red team members giving their mutually contradictory and increasingly odd opinions on the Pyro's origin and who or what the Pyro is.
The last scene should be the Red Spy about to reveal all when the Blue Pryo sets him on fire.
Some say he naturally faces magnetic north, and that all of his legs are hydraulic... all we know is, he's called the Pyro.
Some say that if the Pyro took off his mask all we would see is a barcode, and that fifty years ago he introduced Princess Elizabeth to a greek racialist. All we know....
Some say the Pyro is a spirit from the nether. Trapped in the suit, it sustains its form by feeding on the hopes and fears of mankind.
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It's mostly because the daisy purse in the top shelf of the pyros locker. Of course he could just be FLAMING!
Because people are idiots and Valve is trolling/egging them on.
I can see why it is such a cool class now.
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNN
[tiny]Unless BLU Spy was really RED Spy all along using the dead ringer, and he silently killed scout at the end offscreen, and the woman is actually the announcer, who moonlights as pyro, and is scout's mom, and scout's 8 siblings are actually the rest of the cast, each having a different father and...
*head explodes*[/tiny]
it's the scouts mom, the spy just killed the scout. STUPID
Read the fine print. Get a good laugh.
spy is one smooth operator if he killed her son and still slept with her
edit: daxon's the spy
I doubt Red Spy killed Scout... Scout's just having a lazy day/sleep in/was knocked out. He could very well kill the offspring of the woman he's sleeping with now could he?
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The Scout was clearly off doing infomercials on the Slap Chop.
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thinks there's a resemblence
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[tiny]The scout is or has come to be based on him[/tiny]
Also I would like to think the off-screen victim that was after the engineer was the scout.
no, it was another sniper
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I'm hoping that "Meet The Pyro" is a Rashomon-inspired series of interviews with the other Red team members giving their mutually contradictory and increasingly odd opinions on the Pyro's origin and who or what the Pyro is.
The last scene should be the Red Spy about to reveal all when the Blue Pryo sets him on fire.
but if they do reveal it, I hope the pyro just turns out to be a drag queen and that's why he has a purse
just tossin' ideas out
More like a The Usual Suspects-inspired video
kevin spacey is the pyro
Makes me wonder if they will be implementing another way of getting the weapons with this update.
Also, I require a hotkey-triggered voice taunt with the "Right behind you." voice clip.
Some say he naturally faces magnetic north, and that all of his legs are hydraulic... all we know is, he's called the Pyro.
Some say that if the Pyro took off his mask all we would see is a barcode, and that fifty years ago he introduced Princess Elizabeth to a greek racialist. All we know....
they've said that they are
soo
maybe they are dirty liars
Just because I'm fucking your mom doesn't make you my son.
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Some say the Pyro is a spirit from the nether. Trapped in the suit, it sustains its form by feeding on the hopes and fears of mankind.
But first our main story. Anyone who thinks medics are crap and that being a W+M1 pyro is a good thing is not very smart.
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I'm thinking if (s)he does talk, they should either...
a.) give him/her subtitles, that shows the pyro as an intellegent, cultured idividual, or at least, perfectly understood by the guy doing the subtitles...
i.e.: (spoilered for size)
b.) have one of the other team members "translate" for the pyro, and have the pyro's gestures be extremely off compared to the translation...
I'd have an example, but I can't find the scene from the Richard Pyor Show where the sound bite was "lost" and the same thing basicly happened, or some similar media.
Clarkson would have some words with you.
You guys missed the reference
Some say his ears aren't where you would expect them to be, and that he sleeps upside down like a bat. All we know, is that
He's The Stig