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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Man, Let-Me-Google-That-For-You sure is stupid.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    No-Quarter wrote: »
    The tagline for Saw 6 (sigh) is "THE GAMES COME FULL CIRCLE!"

    Translation- Here's a shitty explanation that kinda sorta wraps everything up while simultaneously allowing us to pump out more sequels.

    Saw 7: The Game Goes Quadrilateral

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Why do people think I care about their stupid shit? You reap what you sow. I don't want to hear about your reaping or your sowing.

    Drez on
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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Drez wrote: »
    Why do people think I care about their stupid shit? You reap what you sow. I don't want to hear about your reaping or your sowing.

    What about their irrigation?

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    moniker wrote: »
    No-Quarter wrote: »
    The tagline for Saw 6 (sigh) is "THE GAMES COME FULL CIRCLE!"

    Translation- Here's a shitty explanation that kinda sorta wraps everything up while simultaneously allowing us to pump out more sequels.

    Saw 7: The Game Goes Quadrilateral
    Saw 3D: The Game Goes Tetrahedral

    Bama on
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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    The K button on my keyboard is sticky.

    So It Goes on
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Drez wrote: »
    Why do people think I care about their stupid shit? You reap what you sow. I don't want to hear about your reaping or your sowing.

    If you pierce your ear drums they'll never be able to bother you again.
    So It Goes wrote: »
    The K button on my keyboard is sticky.

    Kinky.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    moniker wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Why do people think I care about their stupid shit? You reap what you sow. I don't want to hear about your reaping or your sowing.

    What about their irrigation?

    Moniker, your jokes are not appreciated right now; I'm irrigable.

    Drez on
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Drez, do you have that new familiar? The one with the ray that forces all non-conditional drops?

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Drez wrote: »
    Why do people think I care about their stupid shit? You reap what you sow. I don't want to hear about your reaping or your sowing.
    I think you must want to hear about people's stupid shit a little bit. Afterall you're in chat. It's mostly "I'm so drunk" and "EMO LOVE LIFE" coupled with "Sure is slow today".

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Don't listen to Kagera.
    I am a doctor.
    Cut them off.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Kagera wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Why do people think I care about their stupid shit? You reap what you sow. I don't want to hear about your reaping or your sowing.

    If you pierce your ear drums they'll never be able to bother you again.

    Every time I go to a bar, some toolbox comes up to me-

    Wait, to interrupt myself, did I tell you all what happened to me last week? Tuesday? A professional dominatrix was trying to get my business. "I can be a sub or a dom, whatever you want/need."

    Do I look like I need to pay someone to objectify or to dominate me? FUCK YOU, WORLD! LET ME HAVE MY APRICOT WHEAT BEER IN PEACE!

    Drez on
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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Why do people think I care about their stupid shit? You reap what you sow. I don't want to hear about your reaping or your sowing.
    I think you must want to hear about people's stupid shit a little bit. Afterall you're in chat. It's mostly "I'm so drunk" and "EMO LOVE LIFE" coupled with "Sure is slow today".
    IM SO DRUNK BECAUSE MY EMO LIVE LIFE SURE IS SLOW TODAY

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    No-Quarter wrote: »
    The tagline for Saw 6 (sigh) is "THE GAMES COME FULL CIRCLE!"

    Translation- Here's a shitty explanation that kinda sorta wraps everything up while simultaneously allowing us to pump out more sequels.

    Saw 7: The Game Goes Quadrilateral
    Saw 3D : The Game Goes Tetrahedral

    Saw 12: The Dodecahedron of Fate

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Why do people think I care about their stupid shit? You reap what you sow. I don't want to hear about your reaping or your sowing.
    I think you must want to hear about people's stupid shit a little bit. Afterall you're in chat. It's mostly "I'm so drunk" and "EMO LOVE LIFE" coupled with "Sure is slow today".

    and Jason and the Argonauts. :P

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Drez, you probably had I need bondaged written all over your face.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Drez, do you have that new familiar? The one with the ray that forces all non-conditional drops?

    Yes. It is beautiful. Buy it! It's a total powercreep familiar.

    Drez on
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Saw 4x4: The Cube


    EDIT: Do you mean that it's overly powerful and marks a change in the game's balance?


    Anyway, I was going to give you a spare that I bought, but I guess I'll tuck it away for a few years.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Quid wrote: »
    Oh hey, I could be watching Leverage right now.

    If only I could be watching Hustle instead though...

    What's Hustle?

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Why do people think I care about their stupid shit? You reap what you sow. I don't want to hear about your reaping or your sowing.
    I think you must want to hear about people's stupid shit a little bit. Afterall you're in chat. It's mostly "I'm so drunk" and "EMO LOVE LIFE" coupled with "Sure is slow today".

    You forgot about the bad jokes and puns.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I'm a socialite.

    I'm a social light.

    I'm a so sheel aight.

    Drez on
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    At least people find you interesting to want to talk to you/interact with you/tie you up and have sex with you Drez.

    I mean, to look at your situation positively, that is.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Drez wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Why do people think I care about their stupid shit? You reap what you sow. I don't want to hear about your reaping or your sowing.

    If you pierce your ear drums they'll never be able to bother you again.

    Every time I go to a bar, some toolbox comes up to me-

    Wait, to interrupt myself, did I tell you all what happened to me last week? Tuesday? A professional dominatrix was trying to get my business. "I can be a sub or a dom, whatever you want/need."

    Do I look like I need to pay someone to objectify or to dominate me? FUCK YOU, WORLD! LET ME HAVE MY APRICOT WHEAT BEER IN PEACE!


    Yes

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I have no booze.

    I should really invest a couple of cases of wine and a decent quantity of beer.

    japan on
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Wait a minute Saw 6? Did they already do a Saw 5?

    Honk on
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    moniker wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Why do people think I care about their stupid shit? You reap what you sow. I don't want to hear about your reaping or your sowing.
    I think you must want to hear about people's stupid shit a little bit. Afterall you're in chat. It's mostly "I'm so drunk" and "EMO LOVE LIFE" coupled with "Sure is slow today".

    You forgot about the bad jokes and puns.

    Jokes and puns? I 'ardly knew 'un

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I can't believe that enough people actually watch the Saw movies to warrant how many of them there are.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    moniker wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Why do people think I care about their stupid shit? You reap what you sow. I don't want to hear about your reaping or your sowing.
    I think you must want to hear about people's stupid shit a little bit. Afterall you're in chat. It's mostly "I'm so drunk" and "EMO LOVE LIFE" coupled with "Sure is slow today".

    You forgot about the bad jokes and puns.

    Badjokenpun is supposed to be a beautiful city this time of year as long as you can evade all the street gongs.

    Drez on
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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    fuck there's no food in my apartment and my back hurts to much for me to go get groceries

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    fuck there's no food in my apartment and my back hurts to much for me to go get groceries

    Order pizza. Or Chinese.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    fuck there's no food in my apartment and my back hurts to much for me to go get groceries

    Ack, that sucks, what did you do to your back dude?

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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I can't believe that enough people actually watch the Saw movies to warrant how many of them there are.

    I can.

    People are fucking retarded.

    redx on
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    The BBC has finally put the stream for the Belgian GP up. I just need this torrent to finish so it isn't all glitchy, and Transmission has crashed with 1 minute 40 seconds remaining.

    Now it has to verify all the downloaded data before finishing. Grrrr.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Drez wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Why do people think I care about their stupid shit? You reap what you sow. I don't want to hear about your reaping or your sowing.

    If you pierce your ear drums they'll never be able to bother you again.

    Every time I go to a bar, some toolbox comes up to me-

    Wait, to interrupt myself, did I tell you all what happened to me last week? Tuesday? A professional dominatrix was trying to get my business. "I can be a sub or a dom, whatever you want/need."

    Do I look like I need to pay someone to objectify or to dominate me? FUCK YOU, WORLD! LET ME HAVE MY APRICOT WHEAT BEER IN PEACE!

    I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID SHIT DREZ YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW.

    Now tell me more, did this toolbox have a car?

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    At least people find you interesting to want to talk to you/interact with you/tie you up and have sex with you Drez.

    I mean, to look at your situation positively, that is.

    Approachability is a double-edged sword. I don't mind meeting people. I really don't. I do mind meeting obnoxious people and what I term "tagalongs" - which are these guys that hang out with me solely because I have a lot of (hot) female friends. I don't mind bringing people together, but these dudes literally have no interest in me as a friend, they're just using me. Etc. Etc.

    Tourists too. I must have "if you're a tourist, come talk to me" written on my forehead. I've met some really cool tourists, don't get me wrong, but I've also met a lot of non-tipping scuzballs that I'd rather not be associated with, especially if I'm at a place where I know the staff (which is almost always).

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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    watching scenes of cowboy bebop on youtube.

    Although I have the DVDs.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    fuck there's no food in my apartment and my back hurts to much for me to go get groceries

    If your back hurts, how are you even going to pay for the groceries?
    See I'm calling you a gigolo here.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I DON'T PRACTICE SANTERIA!

    I AIN'T GOT NO CRYSTAL BALL!

    Kagera on
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Inq, are you still playing Kongai?

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Kagera wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Why do people think I care about their stupid shit? You reap what you sow. I don't want to hear about your reaping or your sowing.

    If you pierce your ear drums they'll never be able to bother you again.

    Every time I go to a bar, some toolbox comes up to me-

    Wait, to interrupt myself, did I tell you all what happened to me last week? Tuesday? A professional dominatrix was trying to get my business. "I can be a sub or a dom, whatever you want/need."

    Do I look like I need to pay someone to objectify or to dominate me? FUCK YOU, WORLD! LET ME HAVE MY APRICOT WHEAT BEER IN PEACE!

    I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID SHIT DREZ YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW.

    Now tell me more, did this toolbox have a car?

    Sure. They always do.

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